THE DEWBAUCHEE JB 700W SPORTS CLASSIC

[IceDree]

THE DEWBAUCHEE JB 700W SPORTS CLASSIC
PLUS RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SPECIAL GIFTS AND BONUSES

Christmas Day may have come and gone, but the giving spirit is still very much in full effect across Los Santos and Blaine County. GTA Online players have much to look forward to in these final few days of the year, including gift packages on New Year's Eve and Day alike.

 

 

Just when you thought old school cool couldn’t get any cooler, the Dewbauchee JB 700W is back. And yes. This time, it’s weaponized. So don your tuxedo and spark the ignition with a wink and a witticism that’s aged like milk. If anyone complains, you know what to do.

 

The svelte Dewbauchee JB 700W, available to purchase now from Warstock Cache & Carry.

 

 

The rare Southern San Andreas snowfall phenomenon may have subsided, but forecasters do expect a return just in time to say goodbye to 2019. In addition, playing GTA Online on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day will reward you with a pair of festive bodysuits - the Yellow Reindeer Lights Bodysuit on December 31st and the Neon Festive Lights Bodysuit on January 1st. On both days you'll also receive a care package that includes the Firework Launcher, 20 Firework Rockets, plus full Snacks and Armor.

 

Holiday shopping can really put a dent in your Maze Bank account. Luckily, there are still a plethora of discounts to take advantage of - from real estate to military equipment to stylish flying cars, there's something for everyone.

 

 

Twitch Prime members who linked their Twitch and Rockstar Games Social Club accounts can get the Pixel Pete's Arcade property in Paleto Bay for free via rebate within 72 hours of purchase, plus an extra bonus 10% off all of the current discounts listed above. To ensure access to future benefits, make sure to visit Twitch Prime and sign up.

 

Look for more details on continuing updates from The Diamond Casino Heist here in the coming weeks, and head over to the Social Club Events page for a full rundown of all current special events, bonuses and discounts.

Check Rockstar Support for details and limitations.

 

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[Halal Cyborg]

Biggups to you @IceDree for making this thread - somebody had to  

 

 

[AUScowboy]

But y no Sultan Classic tho?

[Halal Cyborg]

1 minute ago, AUScowboy said:

But y no Sultan Classic tho?

Just think how much you’ll enjoy it in the snow next Christmas!

[Standard Deluxe 59]

1 minute ago, AUScowboy said:

But y no Sultan Classic tho?

Rockstar logic. I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't even come out next week. 

Just now, Halal Cyborg said:

Just think how much you’ll enjoy it in the snow next Christmas!

Knowing me, I'll forget to drive it next year. 

[Halal Cyborg]

I love the JB700 personally...I love the engine sound and it’s curves.

 

i didnt have it on character one so bought it...it’s dark green but I might paint it silver.

[TCMike]

I wish I could upgrade my current JB700, rather than buying a new one.  The amount I would get for selling my current one doesn't seem worth it.  Sentimental attachment included.  Might as well just keep it and add a 700W to park next to it.  

[IceDree]

35 minutes ago, Halal Cyborg said:

Biggups to you @IceDree for making this thread - somebody had to  

Thank you. Gotta hold the fort until V returns.

 

15 minutes ago, TCMike said:

I wish I could upgrade my current JB700, rather than buying a new one.  The amount I would get for selling my current one doesn't seem worth it

I re-bought mine when it was 50% earlier this year. I might get a measly $100k for it lol.

 

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@Mach1bud Thank you for pinning the thread.

Edited December 26, 2019 by IceDree

[REXX]

Haven't got it (probably won't), but it annoys me, and probably others, that they haven't made the weapon caps seemless. 

 

In 3D terms, a procedure called "Set from Faces" (may vary between software), grabs surrounding faces and blends them together... seemlessly. I can't understand why Rockstar never did this step when it literally takes less than 2 minutes.

Edited December 26, 2019 by REXX

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

42 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

 

Knowing me, I'll forget to drive it next year. 

Knowing R*, they'll forget to add it next year. 

[AUScowboy]

You've got to be f*cking kidding me... so they give us a JB700 with no guns, but it can't be used in races because like the Ardent, it's flagged as a weaponized vehicle. Well, I'll be selling this POS and won't be re-buying another old JB. At least I'll have an extra garage slot (which I'll need because garage space with DCH was so skimpy. Yeah, let's add a dozen and a half new cars but only 10 new car slots!).

[Standard Deluxe 59]

14 minutes ago, AUScowboy said:

You've got to be f*cking kidding me... so they give us a JB700 with no guns, but it can't be used in races because like the Ardent, it's flagged as a weaponized vehicle. Well, I'll be selling this POS and won't be re-buying another old JB. At least I'll have an extra garage slot (which I'll need because garage space with DCH was so skimpy. Yeah, let's add a dozen and a half new cars but only 10 new car slots!).

Oddly the Comet Safari and Revolter can be used in races despite having similar options. I fully agree with the garage space though, 20 total spaces added this year is certainly not enough. Especially when more than 20 of the added cars are actually well modelled.  

[AcidRain7744]

So caltrop spikes? This could be fun. I think this time it's going in my gloss black garage where store the kuruma and deluxo.

[AUScowboy]

Do they still work against cars with bulletproof tires?

[AcidRain7744]

Doesn't work on bulletproof tires. And it's not caltrop spikes like in SP it's a mine that explodes. Stupid.

Edited December 26, 2019 by AcidXRain73

[ilovefreebird]

So what's different about the new JB700? All I'm seeing is people complaining, but no idea why.

[HamwithCheese]

what a week huh?

[Jenkiiii]

One thing I have heard many times over the last zillion years is how bad it is that the guns on the JB700 don't work. Now they do! Thanks Rockstar!

[Quinn_flower]

5 hours ago, Halal Cyborg said:

Just think how much you’ll enjoy it in the snow next Christmas!

Use a menu 

[Halal Cyborg]

8 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

Use a menu 

Pc only darling 

[Gtaman_92]

This should of been released years ago tbh.

Edited December 27, 2019 by Gtaman_92

[Agatha Baker]

Nice

[CuteFaceJay]

So it can now shoot?! Crazy!

It got options for smoke screen or oil slick?

[kenmy13999]

Meh 

[Gridl0k]

41 minutes ago, CuteFaceJay said:

So it can now shoot?! Crazy!

It got options for smoke screen or oil slick?

The guns are the usual weak sauce, sadly. Not even Stromberg strength.

 

It has slicks and spikes secondary weapons though, but not smoke. 

Edited December 27, 2019 by Gridl0k

[paperbagdude]

Imagine buying the JB 700 only to realize it isn't weaponized then selling it and losing money to make room for new cars, only for Rockstar to add it weaponized for a higher price several years later.

 

I feel like Rockstar went a little retard on this one.

 

[HopalongCasidy]

14 hours ago, AUScowboy said:

You've got to be f*cking kidding me... so they give us a JB700 with no guns, but it can't be used in races because like the Ardent, it's flagged as a weaponized vehicle. Well, I'll be selling this POS and won't be re-buying another old JB. At least I'll have an extra garage slot (which I'll need because garage space with DCH was so skimpy. Yeah, let's add a dozen and a half new cars but only 10 new car slots!).

If you want to race your JB700, you can race the old one.  There.  Now you are surely happy.  Ye who cannot be happy with more garage spaces than a day one player with a plethora of money cares to fill.  

9 hours ago, Jenkiiii said:

One thing I have heard many times over the last zillion years is how bad it is that the guns on the JB700 don't work. Now they do! Thanks Rockstar!

I was one who wanted them to allow them to work.  I will probably wait for it to go on sale, but yeah, this. 

1 hour ago, Gridl0k said:

The guns are the usual weak sauce, sadly. Not even Stromberg strength.

 

It has slicks and spikes secondary weapons though, but not smoke. 

Intrigued by the slick for sure.  Anyone who played SP should've known what the guns would be, though.  Dual .50cal minis would be great, but it'd still need missiles to be effective as a weapon.  Still a cool addition.  

[Nyamber]

6 hours ago, HopalongCasidy said:

Anyone who played SP should've known what the guns would be, though.

Its guns are nothing like the SP version. They're so much  weaker.

 

The SP version had duel shotguns. These are just weak pea shooters.

[Arrows to Athens]

9 hours ago, paperbagdude said:

Imagine buying the JB 700 only to realize it isn't weaponized then selling it and losing money to make room for new cars, only for Rockstar to add it weaponized for a higher price several years later.

 

I feel like Rockstar went a little retard on this one.

 

A little?

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

7 hours ago, HopalongCasidy said:

If you want to race your JB700, you can race the old one.  There.  Now you are surely happy. 

"If you want to race with a certain car but you can't cuz R* reasons, just race in another car"

 

Oh yes, great advice, no one ever thought about it before.

 

Anyway, this thread is an opportunity to repost my meme for a third time lel: