Worst of player logic.

[secrecy274]

People are stupid, and nowhere is that more clear than with players, especially GTA players.

 

What are some of the worst player logic you have encountered?

 

A recent favorite of mine is: "Marksman and the Avenger are no-skill weapons for pus, but RPG spam, suiciding and MkII are weapons for real skilled player, and no, I don't care, despite sending you hatemail."

 

He didn't write like this, I summarized it.

Edited December 22, 2019 by secrecy274

[soundism]

Random player: Enters my vehicle, pauses, places a waypoint to an obvious spot on the map

 

Me: Opens interaction menu, removes waypoint

 

Random player: Sees that the purple line is gone, pauses, places waypoint again

 

Me: Removes waypoint 

 

Random player: pauses...

 

Me: Empties personal vehicle 

[NULL AND VOID]

It's "Summarized" Not symmer...whatever.. This is more of a share your stories topic or just general chat... I don't even think the dumb sh*t people do in this game even qualifies as logic to begin with. HoHoHo 

 

Carry on though

[secrecy274]

9 minutes ago, NULL AND VOID said:

It's "Summarized" Not symmer...whatever.. This is more of a share your stories topic or just general chat... I don't even think the dumb sh*t people do in this game even qualifies as logic to begin with. HoHoHo 

 

Carry on though

God bless the Edit button.

[MilkMeeat]

Tryhards thinking K/D matters

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm allowed to kill you, but you're not allowed to kill me.

[Rewdalf]

Just the other day, in fact.

 

Three friends and I were hunting the 50 transmitters for the Diamond Casino Heist, and having a relatively grief-free time. A player flew by in a Buzzard and indiscriminately shot missiles at our sedan. A sedan, mind you, loaded with four people all in a CEO group who have been rolling around together all game.

 

So naturally, we vacate and begin going through the paces to snipe him into oblivion. His charming response is 'haha, you guys are pussies for going 4v1.'

 

Excuse me, gent. Might you have a spot of brain damage?

Edited December 22, 2019 by Rewdalf

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Players who say "inherently broken and unbalanced things aren't a problem because they don't affect them". 

 

 People who say "easy way out is a legitimate combat tactic."

[NULL AND VOID]

53 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

God bless the Edit button.

I'd like to join the fun now.

 

Players who follow the "Yellow brick road" as I call it. Some will follow that damn GPS off a cliff with no regard for anything. Have they not being playing this game long enough to use their own brain to get places? It really troubles me....

Edited December 22, 2019 by NULL AND VOID

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Players who argue that they destroy cargo because "the game told them to" yet they're unable to follow the simplest of instructions correctly and fail the easiest of Contact Missions and Heists.

 

1 hour ago, MilkMeeat said:

Tryhards thinking K/D matters

Tryhards themselves are a complete fault in logic.

 

Anyone worse than them on broken PvP is a noob (cuz we all know that a level 1,000 is a noob, right) or a "wannabe tryhard" (most nonsensical term ever), anyone better than them is either a modder, a hacker or a cheater.

 

Shouts out to the "wannabe tryhard" term, which implies that some tryhards don't try hard enough to be considered real tryhards, which is pretty absurd on itself.

 

For the "real" tryhards, you know, the ones with actual skillz, why call yourselves with a pejorative term that implies that you don't have enough skill? It's meant to be ironic? Why not call yourselves "PvP player" or whatever instead?

Edited December 22, 2019 by YELLOW DOG WITH CONE

[TheGhostFromPast]

I was doing Fleeca heist with random player some time ago. Lester says we are on the job right now, so don't let the cops notice you. Guess what that random player did?! You guessed it right! He started to shoot around with his weapon until police noticed us, as a result heist failed. 

 

  

2 hours ago, MilkMeeat said:

Tryhards thinking K/D matters

It's funny to see how they try to convince me that K/D is some sort of skill indicator, especially when I've seen how some players with high K/D are so bad in deathmatches.

Edited December 22, 2019 by TheGhostFromPast

[Tao Cheng]

Starts a new account, wins street race against a random, he / she / it enters my car during the gun tutorial.

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM while driving 

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM while driving

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM a millisecond later. 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM a millisecond later.

 

It's been going on as long as someone's behind the wheel.

[B7R]

When I find myself in a bit of a battle situation with another player, there's a 35% chance I'll get called "trash, lzzzzzzzzz" by them, not actually because I'm trash but because they literally got ONE FREAKING KILL on me vs the 10 or so kills I've got on them. Same idiots that send those taunt messages then proceed to go and hide in what ever sh*thole they've invested in. 

 

Players who use Marksman sniper as their first sniper of choice, sorry but it proves your really desperate to get that one up kill on me, meanwhile I stand here armed with my heavy sniper mostly having no trouble getting kills on you.

 

Now how could we forget that if you must be a level 500+ you must be a modder or H8cker to newbies, I don't think a single week goes by without some newbie player thinking because of my high rank means that I'm a modder and I can drop money bags for them. I've actually communicated with a few who thought because of my high rank I'm a modder.  This is the GTA community ladies & gentleman.

 

22 minutes ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

especially when I've seen how some players with high K/D are so bad in deathmatches

They must stick to those fake $99999999 & RP deathmatches where one player has the advantage of being able to kill others. While I'm at it, f*ck those sh*tty creations and anyone dumb enough to fall for them. Almost as bad as a clickbaiters wet dream.

 

1 hour ago, Rewdalf said:

His charming response is 'haha, you guys are pussies for going 4v1

Had that before and it's funny when you message these clowns shooting their crap logic down and their forced to scurry and come up with a bad comeback to make sure that they think they've won. They admit we suck but it's actually the opposing player that we're fighting that sucks. 

 

I admit we could go 1v1 if the chance arises but these clowns will then take the opportunity to lay up traps so we can't get them, since EWO has been adjusted, that now probably means setting up sticky bomb traps as soon as you get close to them or finding some other way to make sure you don't get the kill. It's better going 4 v 1 because if your teammates are close by, the opposing player has to choose who to focus on and will probably get killed by your teammates before they could self destruct themselves. 

[ventogt]

39 minutes ago, Tao Cheng said:

Starts a new account, wins street race against a random, he / she / it enters my car during the gun tutorial.

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM while driving 

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM while driving

 

Random: Switches to West Coast Classics FM a millisecond later. 

 

Me: Switches to Blue Ark FM a millisecond later.

 

It's been going on as long as someone's behind the wheel.

This is actually kind of funny

[hugh750]

let's not forget players who go rambo during missions (i admit to doing that when i was a noob).

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

I don't know if this belongs here or not, but it bothers me when people complain that the pay for this new casino heist is low, forgetting that this heist pays upwards of 700k per full run with 2 players (plus 100k per player for the elite challenge) which puts it above other heists as well as import export or other metas for money making.

Edited December 22, 2019 by oleg_aka_djmeg

[NULL AND VOID]

*Players that leave the session after you kill them just 1 time. 

 

What are you trying to hide???

[DuhBritishTea]

Me in big con: the gun doesn’t have a suppressor please don’t shoot you will blow our cover. 
 

randoms:

Edited December 23, 2019 by DuhBritishTea

[NULL AND VOID]

I'd hire anybody duel wielding revolvers for ANY mission.

[MaddenedGhost]

Not mine but I have heard here that someone has seen a player get out of an armored kuruma to shoot them with a pistol.

 

Yeah.

[MSK_MKIII]

On 12/23/2019 at 7:59 AM, Maddened_Ghost said:

Not mine but I have heard here that someone has seen a player get out of an armored kuruma to shoot them with a pistol.

 

Yeah.

 

Edited December 24, 2019 by MSK_MKIII

[MilkMeeat]

17 hours ago, Rewdalf said:

Just the other day, in fact.

 

Three friends and I were hunting the 50 transmitters for the Diamond Casino Heist, and having a relatively grief-free time. A player flew by in a Buzzard and indiscriminately shot missiles at our sedan. A sedan, mind you, loaded with four people all in a CEO group who have been rolling around together all game.

 

So naturally, we vacate and begin going through the paces to snipe him into oblivion. His charming response is 'haha, you guys are pussies for going 4v1.'

 

Excuse me, gent. Might you have a spot of brain damage?

I was just driving around in a lobby and heard some kids talking, just killing eachother, checking out eachothers garages and messing around (they all had mics). Of course some level 250 blacked out outfit and gas mask started killing one of them repeatedly. The other two came and tried to help him but it ended up being the level 250 spawn killing all three of them. Gotta raise that K/D even if its a level 17 and just some kid playing.

 

[Coleco]

Anybody who owns a "yatch"

 

get out

 

[IsekaiExpress]

1. "The lobby is mine, there's no other players, just targets."

2. "Why yes, i completely masterize english reading comprehension. I just ignore your advices."

3. "Must...follow...the yellow line...AT ALL COSTS"

4. "You have a high rank, that means you are a hacker and i have to ask you to drop me some dosh OR I REPORT YOU."

5. "The only way to win a race is to sabotage other players, even if it costs you a position."

[TheGhostFromPast]

23 hours ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

I don't know if this belongs here or not, but it bothers me when people complain that the pay for this new casino heist is low, forgetting that this heist pays upwards of 700k per full run with 2 players (plus 100k per player for the elite challenge) which puts it above other heists as well as import export or other metas for money making.

 

Just asking but how much from casino heist can get 4 players, who decided to play this heist together?

 

 

 

Back to the topic.

 

1) I guess some people doesn't learn from their mistakes because I don't know how else to explain a fact that some random players have failed to land that slow plain known as Velum 5 times in a row.

2) Game tells players what to do yet some of them still doesn't understand how to hack in Fleeca heist. 

 

Edited December 23, 2019 by TheGhostFromPast

[Guest]

Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V Online. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50894769

 

Someone tell them it's a video game.

 

 

Edited December 23, 2019 by Guest

[Shadowfennekin]

This game is six years ago but any level beyond 200 is a hacker! Give money pls

Fortnite is a great game

[justinlynch3]

6 hours ago, Polynoid said:

1. "The lobby is mine, there's no other players, just targets."

2. "Why yes, i completely masterize english reading comprehension. I just ignore your advices."

3. "Must...follow...the yellow line...AT ALL COSTS"

4. "You have a high rank, that means you are a hacker and i have to ask you to drop me some dosh OR I REPORT YOU."

5. "The only way to win a race is to sabotage other players, even if it costs you a position."

I'm ever so gradually finally closing in on lvl 1000, and I never have nobody ask me for money.    Maybe it's cause I'm on PS4?    But randoms are dumb enough to think PS4 has mods just on the virtue PS3 had modders.    So I dunno.

[secrecy274]

44 minutes ago, justinlynch3 said:

I'm ever so gradually finally closing in on lvl 1000, and I never have nobody ask me for money.    Maybe it's cause I'm on PS4?    But randoms are dumb enough to think PS4 has mods just on the virtue PS3 had modders.    So I dunno.

Been called "hacker" so many times.

[ilovefreebird]

57 minutes ago, justinlynch3 said:

I'm ever so gradually finally closing in on lvl 1000, and I never have nobody ask me for money.    Maybe it's cause I'm on PS4?    But randoms are dumb enough to think PS4 has mods just on the virtue PS3 had modders.    So I dunno.

I'm almost to 800 and have never been asked for money or called a hacker - but I do get asked if I have Bogdan pretty frequently.

 

I agree with the guys above who mentioned the GPS routes; they are usually a lot slower than finding your own way.