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How does "The Love Professor" really work?


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12 hours ago, Fun 2 said:

The plushie is similar, it generate a random value, if it hits 0, you get the plushie.

For the Wasabi Kitty (Green one), it's a random value from 0 to 100

Princess Robot Bubblegum is a random value from 0 to 150

Master Hentai is a value from 0 to 200

The others all have a value from 0 to 50

I don't know why the rarest ones are easier to win while what's supposed to be the common one turns out to be extremely rare.

What the hell... I easily got PRB as my first plushie, it took me a good two hours to get Master and all the cat plushies took an hour total. Just by estimation.

 

And yet here I am nearly going for a whole week, passing out on my controller, actually questioning my sanity and unable to get Wasabi Kitty despite that being my only plushie I have left.

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2 hours ago, Andresiito25 said:

To get the nemesis award is required that both players have "Ice Cold"? Or only Ice Cold in the message? because I found a guy that both have a "Ice Cold", I send him a friend request and I played with him 30 min aprox and now the machine get "Ice Cold" for me but for my new friend get "Cold Shoulder".

 

Is this a problem? Or it only matters the "Ice Cold" message in the left to the screen

I remember when i got nemesis we were both Ice Cold like matching the bars Ice cold + Ice cold. Did like 5 times and got Nemesis. The message in the left saying ice cold doesn't matter. You both need to match Ice cold + Ice cold

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46 minutes ago, Chrom4tic said:

I remember when i got nemesis we were both Ice Cold like matching the bars Ice cold + Ice cold. Did like 5 times and got Nemesis. The message in the left saying ice cold doesn't matter. You both need to match Ice cold + Ice cold

 

You were lucky to get it at the fifth time, because i didnt hahaha, thanks for the advice I'll continue testing!

 

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I got Sizzlin' with a random player.  They got Thaw Out

 

BTW, the shirt for Friendzoned is pretty lame.  Sorry I don't have a picture of it online yet.

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10 hours ago, GENRON said:

500+ tries with 3 different ice cold (1 - 1) people, nothing. Why R* hate us so much?((

Maybe the Love Professor awards will be easier on Valentines Day!

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@Fun 2 Can you provide any other details about this?

From what I understand for sizzlin the stats you mentioned have to match or be close?

So what about Nemesis? No stats have to match?

We make new characters with 0 stats and both give different readings. It dont make any sense.

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Yeah this makes no sense. 

If our stats match we get true love.

But if they don't we get something completely random.

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1 minute ago, Gridl0k said:

Opposites attract?

Both male characters. Luckily the game isn't homophobic. 

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3 minutes ago, No Homing said:

I had sizzlin vs hot n heavy with a lvl 9.

Yea this is what I dont get. We need more details. I would think for nemesis nothing has to match but this just isnt the case here. We need to know which stats relate to which readings and if and how they can be manipulated.

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Just now, No Homing said:

Both male characters. Luckily the game isn't homophobic. 

No, everyone f*cks everyone in this game.

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So our nightclubs have the option to set an entry fee, can my arcade have the option to make players require to play the love game with me before playing anything else?

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3 hours ago, StangOne50 said:

@Fun 2 Can you provide any other details about this?

From what I understand for sizzlin the stats you mentioned have to match or be close?

So what about Nemesis? No stats have to match?

We make new characters with 0 stats and both give different readings. It dont make any sense.

Make a whole new account and test it, I believe even if you make a new character, there's one stat that is shared globally between both characters.

One variable that plays a part in deciding the love levels works like this, it takes the whole sum of points, and subtract them from the sum of the other player points minus your points.

It's like this:

Sum_of_points - (Partner_points - Your_points)

If we assume the total points is 10 and your points is 7, it will be like this

10 - (3 - 7) = 14 points

While for the other player

10 - (7 - 3) = 6 points

Going by this, the one with the higher stats get the best result while the other player get the remaining points.

If your stats match, both players get the same result.

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2 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

No, everyone f*cks everyone in this game.

Mr. Raspberry Jam reluctantly agrees.

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3 hours ago, Fun 2 said:

Make a whole new account and test it, I believe even if you make a new character, there's one stat that is shared globally between both characters.

One variable that plays a part in deciding the love levels works like this, it takes the whole sum of points, and subtract them from the sum of the other player points minus your points.

It's like this:

Sum_of_points - (Partner_points - Your_points)

If we assume the total points is 10 and your points is 7, it will be like this

10 - (3 - 7) = 14 points

While for the other player

10 - (7 - 3) = 6 points

Going by this, the one with the higher stats get the best result while the other player get the remaining points.

If your stats match, both players get the same result.

Maybe it's just me but this is extremely confusing to me.

What is that one stat? And what player points?

And does this affect friend zone award too?

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5 hours ago, Fun 2 said:

Make a whole new account and test it, I believe even if you make a new character, there's one stat that is shared globally between both characters.

One variable that plays a part in deciding the love levels works like this, it takes the whole sum of points, and subtract them from the sum of the other player points minus your points.

It's like this:

Sum_of_points - (Partner_points - Your_points)

If we assume the total points is 10 and your points is 7, it will be like this

10 - (3 - 7) = 14 points

While for the other player

10 - (7 - 3) = 6 points

Going by this, the one with the higher stats get the best result while the other player get the remaining points.

If your stats match, both players get the same result.

The "one stat" that you mention, you mentioned before that there are multiple stats that the game looks over. Does it just randomly choose that one stat out of those multiple stats which could explain why there are different results for different new characters? 

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How do you get nemesis? I got ice cold and ice cold with someone and that wasn't my nemesis? If both getting the lowest level on the love tester isn't a nemesis then what is?

ohh you have to keep trying with the same ice cold person? but why not have unlock on the first time? I don't get this game

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On 1/6/2020 at 3:34 PM, Fun 2 said:

For the love levels such as Ice Cold, it depends on the player name and stats.

Nemesis and True Love awards are random.

If you find a player where both of you hit Ice Cold, keep trying until you unlock Nemesis.

If you find another player where both of you hit Sizzling, you have to try again until you unlock True Love.

Since Madam Nazar's line about finding love completely overwrites the love professor machine and gives you True Love no matter what. Surely there's one for Nemesis right? I swear I've heard her say a line similar to that.

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17 minutes ago, InfluxOG said:

Since Madam Nazar's line about finding love completely overwrites the love professor machine and gives you True Love no matter what. Surely there's one for Nemesis right? I swear I've heard her say a line similar to that.

I thought the same thing.  Tried numerous fortunes, but nothing came of it.

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45 minutes ago, JSwartz0181 said:

I thought the same thing.  Tried numerous fortunes, but nothing came of it.

These are the main ones:

 

“I see danger in your future. You must take care crossing the road.”

"I see a man with evil intentions. He comes to take what is yours.“

“I see a vengeful figure from your past, and a reward for your death!”

“I see a shadowy figure sent to kill you!”

 

If I get any of these I'll give it a go and try the love machine, would be cool if others could try it too, might speed up the process.

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3 hours ago, InfluxOG said:

Since Madam Nazar's line about finding love completely overwrites the love professor machine and gives you True Love no matter what. Surely there's one for Nemesis right? I swear I've heard her say a line similar to that.

No, she can only overwrite it to give you True Love.

10 hours ago, iKarimster said:

The "one stat" that you mention, you mentioned before that there are multiple stats that the game looks over. Does it just randomly choose that one stat out of those multiple stats which could explain why there are different results for different new characters? 

It takes both stats and name letters into account, there's a stat used simultaneously by both characters. It's this stat and the name that could result in different results.

I thinking trying with a new account would be better.

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15 hours ago, No Homing said:

Maybe it's just me but this is extremely confusing to me.

To be fair, this really sums things up for me regarding much in this DLC as a whole.

 

Be it these unlockables, or that Packie McReary job, I dunno...

 

And today when I see arena war gets a promo only to again ignore the AP bonus, it's just killed my game at how f*cked up these unlockables got that started with the arena and have gotten worse for me. Maybe I'm just flustered by IRL stuff (new job started, yay), but it's really knocked my desire to play when I do get an hour knowing how random or tedious some aspects are. 

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