How does "The Love Professor" really work?

[AshyraVash]

I've tried the stealth kills with a friend and they didn't budge the meter one bit on PC, strangely, not even with different weapons used. The dances still work, so we managed to get Friendzone with the help of Adul's chart at A6-B9 (10-3 with combined character name length odd at 19), but when we tried Nemesis at A6-B1 (2-1) we got the buzzer, so we're trying 2-2 next, but sounds like not even that may be the one!

 

Edit:

So we tried again today at A3-B4 (2-2 or 1-1 with odd character letters), stealth kills still didn't work for either of us, but dances did and we got the howling wind and cracking ice sound, so we kept at it for about a dozen or so tries and it finally triggered Nemesis! Thanks for all the information on this elusive one here!

Edited September 7, 2020 by AshyraVash
New Development

[Shokan]

On 3/28/2020 at 11:47 AM, S4P said:

STOP DOING THE LAP DANCE and do the stealth kills on the person your doing it with i done the lap dance on my main account but i read this old post and see that u can also do stealth kills so what i did was leave the arcade then stealth kill my friend with the knife then go back and the results change per 1 kill so i used that guide floating about about the lap dance but did it with stealth kills it was so much quicker i got friend zone in 20 mins of doing it and nemesis in 30 mins of doing it 10 mins after friend zone and ture i got from nazar speaks but yh the reason am doing the arcade again its for my 2nd character 

It doesn't work and i really don't know why. I followed the exact steps you mentioned.

On 9/5/2020 at 11:18 PM, AshyraVash said:

I've tried the stealth kills with a friend and they didn't budge the meter one bit on PC, strangely, not even with different weapons used. The dances still work, so we managed to get Friendzone with the help of Adul's chart at A6-B9 (10-3 with combined character name length odd at 19), but when we tried Nemesis at A6-B1 (2-1) we got the buzzer, so we're trying 2-2 next, but sounds like not even that may be the one!

 

Edit:

So we tried again today at A3-B4 (2-2 or 1-1 with odd character letters), stealth kills still didn't work for either of us, but dances did and we got the howling wind and cracking ice sound, so we kept at it for about a dozen or so tries and it finally triggered Nemesis! Thanks for all the information on this elusive one here!

Me 2. Stealh Kills method doesn't work

Edited October 7, 2020 by Shaokoan

[DX231]

I need help getting nemesis on Xbox One, my gamer tag is DX231 so I need someone with an even amount of characters in their gamertag. Please, only need this trophy and plushy trophy for all of the arcade trophies. Edit: Got help and got trophy.

Edited November 23, 2020 by DX231
Don’t need help anymore

[Kazoum]

On 10/7/2020 at 2:29 PM, Shaokoan said:

It doesn't work and i really don't know why. I followed the exact steps you mentioned.

Me 2. Stealh Kills method doesn't work

Yup, stealth kills haven't worked for me, I'm starting to suspect he's a troll.

[Kazoum]

Got Nemesis today, after 3 tries (with that freezing hissing sound)
The lap dance method works 100%
Got true love with Nazar.
Now just tinkering with lap dances to get the Friendzone, thank you so much everyone!

Edited November 23, 2020 by Kazoum

[Shokan]

On 2/27/2020 at 5:22 AM, Adul said:

I've mapped out every single Love Professor outcome that's possible to get on my two accounts. I'll explain the results below.

 

As others in this thread have already explained, the Love Professor gives you a pair of numbers (1-1 means both characters get Ice Cold, 10-10 means both characters get Sizzlin) that are dependent on your various account stats including number of sex acts and lap dances purchased. A reliable way to navigate the results table below is to have one of the two characters purchase a lap dance. When character B gets a lap dance the result moves one column to the right, and when character A gets a lap dance the result moves one row down. Going past the last column wraps you around to the first column, and going past the bottom row wraps you around to the top row.

 

Note that you can get lap dances by calling the dancers to your high-end apartment via your phone (if they like you enough to have given you their phone numbers), which might be a faster method than visiting the night club depending on the locations of your apartment and arcade.

 

In addition to player stats, the Love Professor results are also dependent on the lengths of the Rockstar Games Social Club account names of both player accounts (this is the same as the names shown above player characters in GTAO—not the character names shown on the switch character screen). If the sum of the length of both account names is EVEN, then the results will appear as shown in the table below. If the sum of the length of both account names is ODD, then your results will be equal to the numbers shown in the table minus one for both characters (so 2-2 becomes 1-1). The results shown as 1 will still be 1, and some of the 10s might still be 10.

 

Here is the complete results table for a pair of accounts with an EVEN account name length total:

 

      B1     B2     B3     B4     B5     B6     B7     B8     B9
A1    6-5    7-7    7-8    7-9    7-10   1-2    1-3    1-4    5-3
A2    7-5    8-7    9-9    9-10   1-2    1-3    1-4    1-5    6-3
A3    8-5    9-7    10-9   2-2    2-3    2-4    2-5    2-6    7-3
A4    9-5    10-7   2-1    3-2    4-4    4-5    4-6    4-7    8-3
A5    10-5   2-1    3-1    2-4    5-4    6-6    6-7    6-8    9-3
A6    2-1    3-1    4-1    5-2    6-4    7-6    8-8    8-9    10-3
A7    3-1    4-1    5-1    6-2    7-4    8-6    9-8    10-10  2-1
A8    3-4    3-5    3-6    3-7    3-8    3-9    3-10   1-2    3-3
A9    5-5    5-6    5-7    5-8    5-9    5-10   1-2    1-3    4-3

 

For the Nemesis achievement, you specifically need to trigger the result in A3-B4, shown in the table as 2-2, though you need the account name length total to be ODD, so 2-2 actually becomes 1-1 (Ice Cold - Ice Cold). The Love Professor machine makes a distinct noise that sounds to me like a low growl followed by ice cracking when you trigger this result with a pair of qualifying accounts. Even then, there's only a small chance (others have stated that this chance may be around 3%) that your characters will actually receive the achievement upon triggering the result, so you might need to retry many times for it to pop. Once the achievement triggers, it triggers simultaneously for both accounts.

 

For the Friend Zoned achievement, I think you need the difference between the two numbers to be 7 or more, so qualifying results are A6-B9 and A8-B7.

 

For the True Love achievement, you likely need to get the A7-B8 result with a pair of accounts with an EVEN name length total, though typically this achievement is much easier to get with the help of the Madam Nazar arcade machine, in which case your actual result in the table doesn't matter, nor do your account names.

 Thank you Adul. Here I made the result table for the ODD account names length total. (* It is actually just the numbers shown in the EVEN table minus one for both characters.)

*I made a experiment, not like you said"some of 10s are still 10", all the 10s actually minus one and became 9 .Correct me if wrong.

Just compare with these two table, and decide which one you use.

	B1	B2	B3	B4	B5	B6	B7	B8	B9
A1	5-4	6-6	6-7	6-8	6-9	1-1	1-2	1-3	4-2
A2	6-4	7-6	8-8	8-9	1-1	1-2	1-3	1-4	5-2
A3	7-4	8-6	9-8	1-1	1-2	1-3	1-4	1-5	6-2
A4	8-4	9-6	1-1	2-1	3-3	3-4	3-5	3-6	7-2
A5	9-4	1-1	2-1	1-3	4-3	5-5	5-6	5-7	8-2
A6	1-1	2-1	3-1	4-1	5-3	6-5	7-7	7-8	9-2
A7	2-1	3-1	4-1	5-1	6-3	7-5	8-7	9-9	1-1
A8	2-3	2-4	2-5	2-6	2-7	2-8	2-9	1-1	2-2
A9	4-4	4-5	4-6	4-7	4-8	4-9	1-1	1-2	3-2

Incidentally, I found that there also exists a 3.7% chances matching when you hit 10-10 when using the EVEN table, yet I recommend to use EVEN table to get True Love Trophy because the Madam Nazar method is so random and unpredictable. I strongly reckon that the chances you get help from her are so much lower than 3.7% on the TLP machine.

Just change your name (eg. add or delete a letter) after you're done with EVEN table, and complete the rest of challenges using ODD table. Vise versa

Edited December 4, 2020 by Shaokoan

[UmibozuMaMMoth]

On 2/26/2020 at 4:22 PM, Adul said:

I've mapped out every single Love Professor outcome that's possible to get on my two accounts. I'll explain the results below.

 

As others in this thread have already explained, the Love Professor gives you a pair of numbers (1-1 means both characters get Ice Cold, 10-10 means both characters get Sizzlin) that are dependent on your various account stats including number of sex acts and lap dances purchased. A reliable way to navigate the results table below is to have one of the two characters purchase a lap dance. When character B gets a lap dance the result moves one column to the right, and when character A gets a lap dance the result moves one row down. Going past the last column wraps you around to the first column, and going past the bottom row wraps you around to the top row.

 

Note that you can get lap dances by calling the dancers to your high-end apartment via your phone (if they like you enough to have given you their phone numbers), which might be a faster method than visiting the night club depending on the locations of your apartment and arcade.

 

In addition to player stats, the Love Professor results are also dependent on the lengths of the Rockstar Games Social Club account names of both player accounts (this is the same as the names shown above player characters in GTAO—not the character names shown on the switch character screen). If the sum of the length of both account names is EVEN, then the results will appear as shown in the table below. If the sum of the length of both account names is ODD, then your results will be equal to the numbers shown in the table minus one for both characters (so 2-2 becomes 1-1). The results shown as 1 will still be 1, and some of the 10s might still be 10.

 

Here is the complete results table for a pair of accounts with an EVEN account name length total:

 

      B1     B2     B3     B4     B5     B6     B7     B8     B9
A1    6-5    7-7    7-8    7-9    7-10   1-2    1-3    1-4    5-3
A2    7-5    8-7    9-9    9-10   1-2    1-3    1-4    1-5    6-3
A3    8-5    9-7    10-9   2-2    2-3    2-4    2-5    2-6    7-3
A4    9-5    10-7   2-1    3-2    4-4    4-5    4-6    4-7    8-3
A5    10-5   2-1    3-1    2-4    5-4    6-6    6-7    6-8    9-3
A6    2-1    3-1    4-1    5-2    6-4    7-6    8-8    8-9    10-3
A7    3-1    4-1    5-1    6-2    7-4    8-6    9-8    10-10  2-1
A8    3-4    3-5    3-6    3-7    3-8    3-9    3-10   1-2    3-3
A9    5-5    5-6    5-7    5-8    5-9    5-10   1-2    1-3    4-3

 

For the Nemesis achievement, you specifically need to trigger the result in A3-B4, shown in the table as 2-2, though you need the account name length total to be ODD, so 2-2 actually becomes 1-1 (Ice Cold - Ice Cold). The Love Professor machine makes a distinct noise that sounds to me like a low growl followed by ice cracking when you trigger this result with a pair of qualifying accounts. Even then, there's only a small chance (others have stated that this chance may be around 3%) that your characters will actually receive the achievement upon triggering the result, so you might need to retry many times for it to pop. Once the achievement triggers, it triggers simultaneously for both accounts.

 

For the Friend Zoned achievement, I think you need the difference between the two numbers to be 7 or more, so qualifying results are A6-B9 and A8-B7.

 

For the True Love achievement, you likely need to get the A7-B8 result with a pair of accounts with an EVEN name length total, though typically this achievement is much easier to get with the help of the Madam Nazar arcade machine, in which case your actual result in the table doesn't matter, nor do your account names.

 

On 12/3/2020 at 9:26 PM, Shaokoan said:

 Thank you Adul. Here I made the result table for the ODD account names length total. (* It is actually just the numbers shown in the EVEN table minus one for both characters.)

*I made a experiment, not like you said"some of 10s are still 10", all the 10s actually minus one and became 9 .Correct me if wrong.

Just compare with these two table, and decide which one you use.

	B1	B2	B3	B4	B5	B6	B7	B8	B9
A1	5-4	6-6	6-7	6-8	6-9	1-1	1-2	1-3	4-2
A2	6-4	7-6	8-8	8-9	1-1	1-2	1-3	1-4	5-2
A3	7-4	8-6	9-8	1-1	1-2	1-3	1-4	1-5	6-2
A4	8-4	9-6	1-1	2-1	3-3	3-4	3-5	3-6	7-2
A5	9-4	1-1	2-1	1-3	4-3	5-5	5-6	5-7	8-2
A6	1-1	2-1	3-1	4-1	5-3	6-5	7-7	7-8	9-2
A7	2-1	3-1	4-1	5-1	6-3	7-5	8-7	9-9	1-1
A8	2-3	2-4	2-5	2-6	2-7	2-8	2-9	1-1	2-2
A9	4-4	4-5	4-6	4-7	4-8	4-9	1-1	1-2	3-2

Incidentally, I found that there also exists a 3.7% chances matching when you hit 10-10 when using the EVEN table, yet I recommend to use EVEN table to get True Love Trophy because the Madam Nazar method is so random and unpredictable. I strongly reckon that the chances you get help from her are so much lower than 3.7% on the TLP machine.

Just change your name (eg. add or delete a letter) after you're done with EVEN table, and complete the rest of challenges using ODD table. Vise versa

 

Hello @Adul and @Shaokoan! First of thanks for your 2 beautiful charts! I am thinking of making a centralized wiki guide Reddit about all the award and I am wondering if I can give you credit for those 2 tables :)! 

I was having a blast since last year trying to achieve all awards currently at 256/260! Your tables really help us!

[concolt]

Man nemesis is a pain to get. I’ve played this love game so many times and nothing.

[sebooguss]

Hello ,i'am french,i am looking for somebody to help me on this trophy on Xbox série x,with an odd number pkease.