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XXVIII

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XXVIII

Hello, ladies and gentlemen:

 

As your eyes catch a taste of this ambiguous thread, it is my profound hope that your curiosity¬†starts to creep up on¬†the trails strewn by myself, the¬†moniker of mystery: XXVIII. ūüôā As you have bared to witness my own curiosity trudging¬†through the colorful landscape of GTAForums and within the ‚ÄėGTA6‚Äô sector, inordinately¬†orchestrating dissertations and throttling¬†strings of crypticism onto blank, hungry spaces, I am first and foremost apologetic for my vernacular that is an outlier to mainstream discourse, if you would.

 

Whilst I do acknowledge that the fervor dancing within the heart of my intentions has had the propensity to fire jittery embers of excitement prior to Pricedown’s new anomaly stealing our breaths with its sheen, perched atop the Scotwire... those very intentions were born with purpose.

 

In much the same way that the Creator, (who I alternatively delineate as the Almighty or Bruce the Almighty Scot) the coalition of crusaders far and near that aim to please with a vision in motion, my aim was to undertake the role of Craftsman. 

 

I elected to streamline the heavy lifting for the Creator¬†in what feasible way I could muster, via a series of strategically-woven fan fictions¬†and narratives that entrenched crescendos of action in the talks being walked by multiple¬†entities. Fictitious¬†Chiraq native¬†Da‚ÄôRell Remier, a Brazilian female, one Hailey ‚ÄėBrazilianGirlPowahhh‚Äô Briggs¬†and even¬†Creator Burgh‚Äôs former frontman The Best or Nothing,¬†as well as¬†another¬†¬†personality that¬†illuminated Grand Theft Auto: VI¬†as mobster Vinnie Ippolito, whose life fell to zero before the black cannon of a callous commando.¬†In accompaniment of the fan fictions, I also conjured up a few conceptual logos of my vision of a new Pricedown tale,¬†separate to that of its predecessors that would be a simulation experience¬†inebriated by callous realism. I appropriately delineated this concept as ‚ÄėUNHINGED‚Äô, aliased as ‚ÄėMIRACL3‚Äô. By my volition and surely that of other beholder‚Äôs, this concoction would be an unprecedented¬†descent into open-world gaming history. ūüôā¬†

 

If at this very juncture in consuming these words the mere thought of an intellectual property oriented around astronomical omnipotence has pulverized your concentration... it is my ineffable pleasure to anoint you under the guardianship of Lady Octahedron and her divine relics: The Fifth Blue Orb and the Ace of Spades.

 

If you have attended to the Almighty‚Äôs test with unwavering support as a believer¬†and have decrypted the rhymes...¬†you are¬†officially under the¬†royal fellowship of Lady Octahedron! ūüėÄ Congratulations! Good times are ahead! ūüéČ The Almighty Scot expresses a myriad of gratitude for the dignity of your valor. Brace your tears, for the first intellectual property of its kind: the simulation. It will be their distinguished pleasure.¬†

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rere1love
9 minutes ago, XXVIII said:

Hello, ladies and gentlemen:

 

As your eyes catch a taste of this ambiguous thread, it is my profound hope that your curiosity¬†starts to creep up on¬†the trails strewn by myself, the¬†moniker of mystery: XXVIII. ūüôā As you have bared to witness my own curiosity trudging¬†through the colorful landscape of GTAForums and within the ‚ÄėGTA6‚Äô sector, inordinately¬†orchestrating dissertations and throttling¬†strings of crypticism onto blank, hungry spaces, I am first and foremost apologetic for my vernacular that is an outlier to mainstream discourse, if you would.

 

Whilst I do acknowledge that the fervor dancing within the heart of my intentions has had the propensity to fire jittery embers of excitement prior to Pricedown’s new anomaly stealing our breaths with its sheen, perched atop the Scotwire... those very intentions were born with purpose.

 

In much the same way that the Creator, (who I alternatively delineate as the Almighty or Bruce the Almighty Scot) the coalition of crusaders far and near that aim to please with a vision in motion, my aim was to undertake the role of Craftsman. 

 

I elected to streamline the heavy lifting for the Creator¬†in what feasible way I could muster, via a series of strategically-woven fan fictions¬†and narratives that entrenched crescendos of action in the talks being walked by multiple¬†entities. Fictitious¬†Chiraq native¬†Da‚ÄôRell Remier, a Brazilian female, one Hailey ‚ÄėBrazilianGirlPowahhh‚Äô Briggs¬†and even¬†Creator Burgh‚Äôs former frontman The Best or Nothing,¬†as well as¬†another¬†¬†personality that¬†illuminated Grand Theft Auto: VI¬†as mobster Vinnie Ippolito, whose life fell to zero before the black cannon of a callous commando.¬†In accompaniment of the fan fictions, I also conjured up a few conceptual logos of my vision of a new Pricedown tale,¬†separate to that of its predecessors that would be a simulation experience¬†inebriated by callous realism. I appropriately delineated this concept as ‚ÄėUNHINGED‚Äô, aliased as ‚ÄėMIRACL3‚Äô. By my volition and surely that of other beholder‚Äôs, this concoction would be an unprecedented¬†descent into open-world gaming history. ūüôā¬†

 

If at this very juncture in consuming these words the mere thought of an intellectual property oriented around astronomical omnipotence has pulverized your concentration... it is my ineffable pleasure to anoint you under the guardianship of Lady Octahedron and her divine relics: The Fifth Blue Orb and the Ace of Spades.

 

If you have attended to the Almighty‚Äôs test with unwavering support as a believer¬†and have decrypted the rhymes...¬†you are¬†officially under the¬†royal fellowship of Lady Octahedron! ūüėÄ Congratulations! Good times are ahead! ūüéČ The Almighty Scot expresses a myriad of gratitude for the dignity of your valor. Brace your tears, for the first intellectual property of its kind: the simulation. It will be their distinguished pleasure.¬†

Haha I love it and I am here for it ALL!!!!

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XXVIII

Hello, @Rocketeer

 

Lady Octahedron‚Äôs¬†spirituality and the dose of salvation shall inhabit this very sector as an anomaly to¬†soak up the¬†space and lure eyes to the words.¬†I have delineated the astronomical phenomenon in a royal sense because the sheen of this simulator is no less than a sacred guide back to the Almighty. ūüôā

 

The first of Octahedron’s 31 bows to King Gregorian beckons. May she entice new believers who cannot forsake the blinders by the Joker’s shrill.

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@XXVIII
Good Evening!¬†ūü§Ě

The all seeking eye acknowledges the past and makes judgements for the Sixth Blue Orb.
The Octahedron is a 4D astronomical equation. I cannot fathom how complex it is.

If we simulate this correctly, it'll vector us to the Sixth Blue Orb, thus leading to the affirmation of Grand Theft Auto: VI.¬†ūüíé
The simulator is fueled by belief. Harness it's power to run the simulator towards the projected path. 
The almighty will decide the astronomical event and our fate. 

Edited by Rocketeer
Eradicating excessive spaces in the paragraph.

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@RocketeerThe all knowing, is all around... masqueraded by a poker face that cannot be found because it is ten steps ahead of curiosity. Upon the final step making its mark, the Creator will burn the drought with a fire that is the voice of a simulated phenomenon.

 

A 4D Octahedron! She is a gem that has withstood the Scot Chambers, millions of polygons never gnawed upon by the daggers, crying beneath dark vapor. The assaults of foul tongues are the wretched that will dangle beneath the screens, as this very website is bathed in simulation. The Psycho Strings shall play karma, and only Big Pharma will be able to rid the jokers of the Protozoa, lurching it arms to both sides to oust this contagion.          

 

Almighty the Scot... to your ears a proposition warps: simulated woes befalling Octahedron‚Äôs Sixth Orb;¬†the raptures of contaminants sparring with immunity such as the Common Cold (rhinovirus), influenza (norovirus), sore/strep throat, measles, mumps, SARS outbreaks, and much more. For, a simulator is reality, wherein ease can succumb¬†to grieve. I transmit and supplicate unto you, Almighty, so that the masses may taste the sprains and the wounds of a true dystopia: Mr. Bellic‚Äôs heartache leeched¬†‚Äėround every cell of the experience.¬†¬†¬†

 

Praise the Almighty, as my words falter in haste ¬†It‚Äôs legacy will be that if the beholder‚Äôs playground; not on 1 nor 2 decades of an immersive fetish, but eternal child play. ūüéČ

 

...¬†ūü§Į

 

What be this? Another simulator is afoot? The seconds have ceased up and my eyes have stalled on a Hawk that is parading through the skylights, atop a stream of jointed and disjointed landscapes lining a canvas, prodded by the Bings of the arms of an intergalactic eye. It is procedural, it is centrifugal. As I am guiding myself back to the Almighty Scot to transmit¬†another wish, the simulated Hawk continues with its traces. But... now the traces are dancing in ‚Äėroundabouts, and a tizzy of vertigo is the smokescreen that has rendered me a blur to the Almighty.¬†

 

I will tear through this monstrosity... I am the courier of DifferentSpeak and implore the formula to listen, per the Almighty’s best volition. 

 

Almighty the Scot... I submit that the tide of the Simulated Hawk should compel the Sixth Orb to take flight within its own canvas. Verily, there would be no spirit of omnipotence more immersive or far-reaching for the trails dotted along land for the Creator’s simulator, than the blood of the Hawk empowering the Sixth Orb. 

 

Laymen's terms: if this simulator incorporates procedural generation and satellites imagery fetching¬†via Google Images/Bing to manipulate the map in such a way that it can be fixed in real time... I could not even begin to delve deep enough to articulate how unprecedented this experience is going to be or how jubilantly reactionary the public will be. It will just be over. ūüéá

 

 

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rere1love
3 hours ago, XXVIII said:

@RocketeerThe all knowing, is all around... masqueraded by a poker face that cannot be found because it is ten steps ahead of curiosity. Upon the final step making its mark, the Creator will burn the drought with a fire that is the voice of a simulated phenomenon.

 

A 4D Octahedron! She is a gem that has withstood the Scot Chambers, millions of polygons never gnawed upon by the daggers, crying beneath dark vapor. The assaults of foul tongues are the wretched that will dangle beneath the screens, as this very website is bathed in simulation. The Psycho Strings shall play karma, and only Big Pharma will be able to rid the jokers of the Protozoa, lurching it arms to both sides to oust this contagion.          

 

Almighty the Scot... to your ears a proposition warps: simulated woes befalling Octahedron‚Äôs Sixth Orb;¬†the raptures of contaminants sparring with immunity such as the Common Cold (rhinovirus), influenza (norovirus), sore/strep throat, measles, mumps, SARS outbreaks, and much more. For, a simulator is reality, wherein ease can succumb¬†to grieve. I transmit and supplicate unto you, Almighty, so that the masses may taste the sprains and the wounds of a true dystopia: Mr. Bellic‚Äôs heartache leeched¬†‚Äėround every cell of the experience.¬†¬†¬†

 

Praise the Almighty, as my words falter in haste ¬†It‚Äôs legacy will be that if the beholder‚Äôs playground; not on 1 nor 2 decades of an immersive fetish, but eternal child play. ūüéČ

 

...¬†ūü§Į

 

What be this? Another simulator is afoot? The seconds have ceased up and my eyes have stalled on a Hawk that is parading through the skylights, atop a stream of jointed and disjointed landscapes lining a canvas, prodded by the Bings of the arms of an intergalactic eye. It is procedural, it is centrifugal. As I am guiding myself back to the Almighty Scot to transmit¬†another wish, the simulated Hawk continues with its traces. But... now the traces are dancing in ‚Äėroundabouts, and a tizzy of vertigo is the smokescreen that has rendered me a blur to the Almighty.¬†

 

I will tear through this monstrosity... I am the courier of DifferentSpeak and implore the formula to listen, per the Almighty’s best volition. 

 

Almighty the Scot... I submit that the tide of the Simulated Hawk should compel the Sixth Orb to take flight within its own canvas. Verily, there would be no spirit of omnipotence more immersive or far-reaching for the trails dotted along land for the Creator’s simulator, than the blood of the Hawk empowering the Sixth Orb. 

 

Laymen's terms: if this simulator incorporates procedural generation and satellites imagery fetching¬†via Google Images/Bing to manipulate the map in such a way that it can be fixed in real time... I could not even begin to delve deep enough to articulate how unprecedented this experience is going to be or how jubilantly reactionary the public will be. It will just be over. ūüéá

 

 

Oh my Gawd I can't even fathom, This is so dope on so many levels 

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Posted (edited)

Hey dude. You've been posting a lot in the Writer's Discussion and elsewhere and it's actually funny. That creator you keep talking about? The Scotsman? Well, he actually sent a message to me and we've both been having a little pow wow. These fun conversations, I'm sure you've had a few, and he's really just a super nice guy. Very cordial. And funnily enough, we've actually talked about you a few times! And he had some things to say about what you've recently been writing and putting on the forum.

 

First of all, he wanted to address your prose. To be frank, the both of us don't think you understand the meaning of the words you use. I'm pretty sure you've said a bunch of times you do it on purpose and, I'll be honest, we don't believe you at all. It's really odd. You've said words like 'dissertation-style' to describe your long meandering posts, but I don't think that's really accurate. The same with 'throttling strings of crypticism' or these really weird strung together phrases and synonyms that often don't quite mean what you think they mean. We're gonna cut it short - we know about you googling, like, "spooky thesaurus" and sh*t like that, and trust me, it's really not as smart a strategy as you think it is. I'm really sorry to tell you this since you've been going on these epic tangents for a while now, and you're seemingly on the forum every hour of every day, but it's not really as cryptic as you think it is.

 

Speaking of crypticism - and me and The Creator think it's mighty funny how you've passive-aggressively latched onto using that term repeatedly - we also talked about that. You've called yourself 'the Moniker [you don't call yourself a moniker, a name is a moniker, so it'd be more apt to say you bear the moniker] of Mystery' and you've repeatedly said you purposefully shroud your posts in a layer of confusion in an attempt to throw people off the scent, as it were. Well, we came to the conclusion that there's a big difference between mysticism and moronic pseudo-philosophical nonsense babble. You're not actually doing a very good job of hiding anything. Anyone who just looks at a few of your posts can go, "oh yeah he's just a schizo who thinks GTA 6 or Agent is Bonaire and it's coming out this month", and me and the Creator think that's a really bad look for the operation. That and these really bad characters you keep coming up with.

 

And that's another thing, what's the deal with the characters? You have this recurring guy named Da'Rell Remier, and the Creator told me how he never actually brought him up. You just ended up making him yourself. And maybe he just didn't want to take credit for it, I don't blame him, but I wouldn't be surprised since I don't think you've ever met a black person before. Nobody talks like that. Not even people from 'gangsta' backgrounds talk like that. It's borderline racist, and I'd wager a guess that it probably is since you have no qualms dropping the n-word and in those tirades you go on they increasingly seem like a condemnation of a type of person from a low income background. Same with 'Vinne Ippolito' (this isn't as smart a name as you think it is) and the girl character who you're basically like five seconds away from calling a slut. I don't know, maybe you meant nothing by it, but the Creator said you should probably just retire the character since it's just not a good look at all. That and the edgelord stuff - like saying you'll be able to kill kids and pregnant women or talking about the diseased underbelly of blah blah blah you get where I'm coming from. He doesn't think that makes you look very good, or sane.

 

Moving onto 'not a good look' are you incessant, repeated off-topic posts. The Creator told me about you making this thread and, I quote, called it "super birdbrained and won't pan out the way [you think] it will". And it didn't. Because it got moved to Writer's Discussion. And then you also, prior to posting, got your Manson Family followers together and used the WD like a personal message. Again - not a good look. Same with you spamming, and it is spam, like five threads in this section over the past literal week. I mean, this isn't a very active part of the forum and I'm sure people appreciate some new activity, but not when it's schizophrenic rants about games that don't exist or repeatedly sending @s at a certain Indian member of the forum. I'm sure he enjoys it but it's not your playground to do so. It's just off topic.

 

Look 28 - I'm gonna call you 28. The Creator told me about the significance of that number and it gave me a chuckle, that hostility you might get from this post? It's not. It's the Creator, he's sending bad vibes over to you and it's mostly to dissuade you from continuing. I'm sorry to say this, but he's pulling the plug. No games are coming out this October. Yeah, you're not so special for getting a direct line to him like me, I know, and I apologize. Your verbiage might make you more transparent than you'd like, and I'm going to tell you brace yourself and that the jig is up. We're shutting the show down. He's been worried ever since you started making those posts about school shootings all those years ago and it's just been a downward spiral for Him. If you were truly subservient to the cause then you wouldn't so consistently draw so much attention to yourself, right? You misunderstood the goal from the beginning. This is over, 28. We're shutting the project down.

 

I'm sorry.

Edited by slimeball supreme

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XXVIII

@Rocketeer

 

My apologies for the inconvenience I may have caused to you sir, within this thread or otherwise. Albeit whatever has just transpired, that of which is more of a shock than the passing of a loved one, it has been fantastic to converse with you, as you and my vernaculars coincided very nicely.

 

Having said that... I want to make it fully clear that the individual that just composed that essay... has debilitated my writing hand from forging any further prose. I officially no longer possess the fervor to further my reign of discourse. 

 

Let me reiterate that I do not know what has just transpired, but GTAForums can be a treacherous environment. At this juncture, I can construe the utterances of that other individual as no less than being reprehensible and defamation. 

 

For six years my GTAForums emblem has been lacquered with unjust delineations, those of which include: pompous, schizophrenic, et cetra. None of the aforementioned are a measure of my character and  are resoundingly inane. 

 

Having said that, thank you Mr. Rocketeer for all of the time you have allocated to converse with me. I valued every iota of it and I hope you have thoroughly enjoyed reciprocating with me.

 

Of a new installment, I expect greatness and beyond. I wish you nothing but positivism in all of your future endeavors.

 

With great fondness,

 

XXVIII. 

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9 hours ago, slimeball supreme said:

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That's the best thing I've read all year.

 

I've sat back because I was willing to give a benefit of the doubt as to if this was an honest attempt to create some writing. It's been decided however that it's going nowhere. It's too nonsensical.

 

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This is over, 28. We're shutting the project down.

The Creator has spoken.

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