All I want is a house in Chumash

[Zello]

There's a bunker there but I want a house in Chumash by the beach

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Me too, I love the beach.

[SummerFreeze]

With a 6-car garage please.

[SlammerRPM]

R* needs to Google some house plans and recreate a realistic house. And get the damned scale right while you're at it!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Y'all forgetting Mirror Park tho.

 

But yeah, I agree that we need more good ol' Apartments.

[El Payaso]

Apartments that people will forget about in two days.

[Zello]

3 minutes ago, El Payaso said:

Apartments that people will forget about in two days.

You might I won't 

[J-Scott-D]

A beachfront house in Paleto Bay without clothes on the floor and no Kleenex/hand lotion on the coffee table would be nice.

 

 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Oh yeah, a beach house at Chumash could be nice too.

 

[CaptainMarvel]

2 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Oh yeah, a beach house at Chumash could be nice too.

 

 

I’m embarrassed to ask what movie this still is from. It’s familiar but I’m not matching onto the title.

 

 

4 hours ago, Zello said:

You might I won't 

 

Are you saying there’s the possibility that el payoso doesn’t speak for everyone in a wide and diverse player base?? My mind is blown! 

 

 

3 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

A beachfront house in Paleto Bay without clothes on the floor and no Kleenex/hand lotion on the coffee table would be nice.

 

 

 

Ahhh, a raw dogger. Old school method of the solo manipulation eh?

Edited September 23, 2019 by CaptainMarvel

[J-Scott-D]

9 minutes ago, CaptainMarvel said:

 

I’m embarrassed to ask what movie this still is from. It’s familiar but I’m not matching onto the title.

 

 

 

Are you saying there’s the possibility that el payoso doesn’t speak for everyone in a wide and diverse player base?? My mind is blown! 

 

 

 

Ahhh, a raw dogger. Old school method of the solo manipulation eh?

lol! I wanna say that screenshot is from "Heat." That scene is actually based on a painting.

[REXX]

Nah, mansion in Rockford Hills for me... well for my character(s).

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

39 minutes ago, J-Scott-D said:

lol! I wanna say that screenshot is from "Heat." That scene is actually based on a painting.

Yep!

 

[Coleco]

9 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

R* needs to Google some house steak plans and recreate a realistic house steak. And get the damned scale right while you're at it!

 

*quickly hides correction pen* yeah, uh... I completely agree with the totally non-edited statement above 

 

 

 

Get on it R*

 

expand on the deets you put on your meats

 

 

[CaptainMarvel]

4 minutes ago, Coleco said:

 

*quickly hides correction pen* yeah, uh... I completely agree with the totally non-edited statement above 

 

 

 

Get on it R*

 

expand on the deets you put on your meats

 

 

 

I see no miSTEAK in your editing. 

[KazzMajol]

16 hours ago, Zello said:

There's a bunker there but I want a house in Chumash by the beach

i agree.     Chumash has long been the hub of my empire.      i'd settle for a 2-car garage in one of those apartments right next to my bunker, just so Chump Johnson can spawn there.

 

 

Edited September 23, 2019 by KazzMajol
poor Chump

[Zello]

12 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Yep!

 

Another reason why I want a house in Chumash 

[Lupo-Akane]

21 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Y'all forgetting Mirror Park tho.

 

But yeah, I agree that we need more good ol' Apartments.

I was walking around there Sunday and they really need to open many of the homes, I would not care if many only had a 2 car garage.

[GTK0HLK]

while nice.., R* probably has so much _____ in their heads..,

and pretty much all the dlc so far have been like mods in any game, or bethesda game without comparability patches..,

 

beach house would be nice.., but it would have to include the land around.., and other things too..,

or a big mansion.., but that's probably alot for this game..,

[CaptainMarvel]

1 hour ago, Lupo-Akane said:

I was walking around there Sunday and they really need to open many of the homes, I would not care if many only had a 2 car garage.

 

I wouldn’t care if it was just a driveway for one car. More properties! MANIFEST DESTINY!!

[Lupo-Akane]

1 hour ago, CaptainMarvel said:

 

I wouldn’t care if it was just a driveway for one car. More properties! MANIFEST DESTINY!!

True, it's a pretty nice little area........I still want more houses in the sticks lol.

[SlammerRPM]

15 hours ago, Coleco said:

 

*quickly hides correction pen* yeah, uh... I completely agree with the totally non-edited statement above 

 

 

 

Get on it R*

 

expand on the deets you put on your meats

 

 

I also want a fully functional house with a working kitchen. that means lots of food, drink and particularly a wide selection of alcohol. With a constant stream of bikini babes in and out of my house when I'm not out killing people or doing jobs. And I can host parties for my friends with adult entertainment provided. In other words Charlie Harper without the clingy family.

[saintsrow]

20 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Oh yeah, a beach house at Chumash could be nice too.

 

 

Now *this* is the lifestyle I want. I immediately identified with Neil McCauley in "Heat,"  and that was years before the GTA 3D universes.  

Totally appropriate image and reference for this thread. 

 

The big lesson learned from "Heat" is, "Don't hire loose cannon psychos on your heist team, even in a pinch."  It's a lesson we've since learned a billion times in GTA Online.  

 

 

EDIT:  PS:  I totally agree with OP.  I had write a whole goddamned short story to imagine a habitable property in Chumash, and the stories that go with it.  "A Life of Danger," Chapter 6 [shameless plug; not sorry]

 

Edited September 24, 2019 by saintsrow
Added   "A Life of Danger" reference

[MeisterJazz]

I want better houses in the hills tbh. I agree with your statement too still.

[Zello]

45 minutes ago, saintsrow said:

 

Now *this* is the lifestyle I want. I immediately identified with Neil McCauley in "Heat,"  and that was years before the GTA 3D universes.  

Totally appropriate image and reference for this thread. 

 

The big lesson learned from "Heat" is, "Don't hire loose cannon psychos on your heist team, even in a pinch."  It's a lesson we've since learned a billion times in GTA Online.  

 

 

EDIT:  PS:  I totally agree with OP.  I had write a whole goddamned short story to imagine a habitable property in Chumash, and the stories that go with it.  "A Life of Danger," Chapter 6 [shameless plug; not sorry]

 

You want to marry Karen and live in Chumash but are you willing to walk away from everything in 30 seconds when you feel the heat around the corner?

[saintsrow]

1 hour ago, Zello said:

You want to marry Karen and live in Chumash but are you willing to walk away from everything in 30 seconds when you feel the heat around the corner?

That was before I was seduced by Karen. 

 

But if I had met Karen, after Waingro got away out in the desert, Karen would have helped me track down that piece of sh*t, and he'd be fire ant food, long before I would have had to bounce out of Los Santos.  Have we sufficiently mashed up three different story lines?  

Edited September 24, 2019 by saintsrow

[Rstarrules316]

All I want is a 25 car garage for our casino penthouse with slots and dealers in it

[IceDree]

As much as I love to have a house by the beach or the Vespucci canals, I'd settle for a house with a proper driveway.

[Coleco]

I'm still pretty happy with my lowly digs in Little Seoul. I just wish you could customize the interior or choose a type of decor. Those posters don't do much for me and who the hell are the people in these photos all over the joint

 

Kinda wish they were pics of the mom and dad you chose when making your character. that'd be a nice touch.

 

 

 

Bit awkward seeing family photos of your mum in other people's apartments though
 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

47 minutes ago, IceDree said:

I'd settle for a house with a proper driveway.

I can think of at least 4 off the top of my head. 5 if you count 2874 Hillcrest's car port.