Raindancer Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 ***5 Things you will never hear Tommy Vercetti say*** (1) Can i rent this car? (2) Excuse me officer, but i just saw someone being mugged (3) I love you Lance, can i be your boyfreind? (4) Hey Kent paul have you any tips for meeting girls? (5) Oh golly, i have been shot Anyone else got any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Gnobe- Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 LOL, (6)hello, mind if i shoot you (7)Can i borrow that apache helicopter of yours i see you have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@brams Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Plz get off my way..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter2112 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Terribly sorry about this but I'm afraid I need to borrow your car. I'll bring it right back I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 "I promise not to kill you if you have any relation to Lance Vance" "Ken Rosenburg, I love you and you're not a psycho!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Tommy: Maybe I should give some money to the poor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downside_Up Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Tommy:Theese handcuffs are quite tight! Tommy:Do you have this in pink? Tommy:This car is the wrong color to jack! AND THE LAST ONE!!!! Tommy:I've been on the coast of Costa Rica,trippin' on acid and hanging out with the spider monkeys..changed my whole view of life man...my whole life. -DU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmine Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 "Oh no! I'm late for work. Boss is gonna be so angry." "Don't shoot! I surrender!" "I must save the Queen!" "I trust you on this." "Excuse me, officer, what is the speed limit in this area?" -cm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolescent Fred Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 heres something he'll never say sorry ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtame Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 He will never say... ITCH MY BALLS AND YOU MAY LIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab Rat Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 how much is this car/house/something from the corner store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddragon64 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 "Say, that's a nice bike" Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 "Say, that's a nice bike" Dragon Why wouldn't he say that? Infact he said something similar in one of the first missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawley Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 i like the hations more than the cubans hey mercadies wanna spend the night with lance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawley Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 whoa what the f*ck it posted the same thing 5 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniperGuy Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 .......lmao. Posted 5 times. He would never say... "These clothes are gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kixart Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 1. What? You don't want me to steal your car? Okay then. Have a nice day. 2. Say, I'm going a little too fast. Maybe I should slow down. 3. Hey Lance. Welcome back. How was your trip? 4. And I run, I run so far away. I just run, I run all night and day. 5. Get the hell away from me Candy. I wouldn't touch your minging body with a 10 foot barge poll. Great topic Raindancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DexX Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 <after jacking a car> TALLY HO! Sorry Ken, but i really need to get to my anger management classes Now now, there's no need for violence. Do i get a discount on that hammer with my home depot card? Can we hurry this up? I'm missing Days of Our Lives <soap opera>! aaaannnd... you're the best I've ever had Lance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 :where do you want me to shoot you now: :which car should i buy: (pulls up to a hooker):how much you want, I'll give it to ya: :I love the cops: he'll never say those as well as what you guys said. LOL good topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatah Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 "Lance Vance, No, that's not a funny name at all!" "Where's the speed limit sign??" "Excuse me, could you move aside please?" "Sorry about blowing your head off Mr. Haitian!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindancer Posted April 24, 2003 Author Share Posted April 24, 2003 "Make love not war man" "do you think i look fat in these clothes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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