LooseCanon Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 14 hours ago, Leftover Pizza said: After being smacked into trees/rocks several times today, I replaced a 2 star carcass with a 3 star on my horse. Right when I started to skin the replaced carcass, my horse drops a warm load on it and my hands while skinning....... I renamed my horse to Dirty Sanchez because of it. Petty I know but in camp I position my horse so it takes a dump on my posse mates beds, it amuses me. PabtheFab, kcole4001, IamCourtney and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classique Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 "Treehugger Tim" "Overgrown Cat" "Hot Chocolate" "Ben Dower" "Bob" "Oppressor MK 0.2" Those are all I remember. ThaBirdCoot, Coleco, ventogt and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftover Pizza Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 52 minutes ago, LooseCanon said: Petty I know but in camp I position my horse so it takes a dump on my posse mates beds, it amuses me. I used to position it to crap all over Cripps, before the FP update..... kcole4001 and Obsi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caffeination Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I’ve seen a Salta Poças, which roughly translates into “Jumps Puddles”, I guess? Not gonna lie, altering it into “Jumps-The-Puddles” would make it a fine Argonian name. C.E.Bolton and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleco Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Classique said: "Oppressor MK 0.2" Also if my dumb horse keeps having issues with walls and barriers imma rename her East Berlin eighthdoctor, Caysle, Waldbear and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classique Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Coleco said: Also if my dumb horse keeps having issues with walls and barriers imma rename her East Berlin Ooohohoho, I like this one. kcole4001, ventogt, Coleco and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidal_banana Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Havent really come across any good ones, and mine have mediocre names at best, this thread definitely has some good ones though, i might have to steal that "Oppressor MK0.2" one hehe. Called my first horse Tenpenny because it was black (and besides the obvious link theres a Tenpenny horse in GTA:O's off track betting) bought a horse today that has like twice the stats of my first horse but somehow still runs at the same speed, so consider its not trustworthy and also female i called it Catalina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadman2112 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) This one really isn't so much funny but rather clever. Was playing about 2 weeks ago when I came across a horse named Barnard 33 The name immediately jumped out at me as the scientific designation for the Horsehead nebula. Edited November 13, 2019 by Deadman2112 suicidal_banana, IamCourtney, Xtf and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcole4001 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 6:35 AM, Leftover Pizza said: I used to position it to crap all over Cripps, before the FP update..... The problem is you have to find him first..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftover Pizza Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, kcole4001 said: The problem is you have to find him first..... Now, yes. Before the Frontier Pursuit update, he always sat at the wagon and camps always spawned. Perfect for positioning the horse’s rearend near his face. Edited November 13, 2019 by Leftover Pizza kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ventogt Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 L'Carpetron ... Dookmarriott kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ventogt Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 6:15 AM, KingpinRCR said: Lebakas or leberkäse is an austrian/german specialty somewhat comparable with meatloaf. Maybe HisWickednes has a deeper pun to it, but that’s all i know about lebakas. I only know it because i love skiing in austria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkipinator Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 My current horse is named "0x20010006" 4eyedcoupe, Bakkerbaard, kcole4001 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcole4001 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I changed mine last night from 'Stupid Horse' to 'Snake Magnet" because, you know, he's a f*ckin' snake magnet. Got me poisoned Wednesday after dumping me beside a rattler. The game won't let me shoot him..... ventogt and No Homing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkipinator Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 7 hours ago, kcole4001 said: I changed mine last night from 'Stupid Horse' to 'Snake Magnet" because, you know, he's a f*ckin' snake magnet. Got me poisoned Wednesday after dumping me beside a rattler. The game won't let me shoot him..... But they ARE susceptible to nearby explosions... just sayin'. kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidal_banana Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 7 hours ago, TheSkipinator said: But they ARE susceptible to nearby explosions... just sayin'. They are not, at least not on pc, was mad at my horse front flipping for like the 15th time in 5 minutes today, couldn't shoot it so threw dynamite at its feet, it just fell over and stood back up, no damage taken, but the 3 star cougar carcass on its back got demoted to a single star one lols kcole4001 and ventogt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Homing Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 8:13 AM, TheSkipinator said: My current horse is named "0x20010006" Okay, this one wins in my book! kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusbeckia Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 (edited) On 9/25/2019 at 12:15 PM, KingpinRCR said: Lebakas or leberkäse is an austrian/german specialty somewhat comparable with meatloaf. Maybe HisWickednes has a deeper pun to it, but that’s all i know about lebakas. I only know it because i love skiing in austria. lol. The joke is, that especially in the area of austria‘s capital city vienna Lebakas made out of horse meat was/is a speciality. Leberkäs btw doesn‘t really have liver(=leber) in it, it‘s basically just meat residue from slaughterhouses mashed together and pressed in the typical form of a cuboid (that‘s why it‘s called Kas = cheese). Edited November 17, 2019 by rusbeckia ventogt and Bakkerbaard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcole4001 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I broke down and bout the cheap Arabian. I didn't plan on upgrading until I unlocked the white, but the day 1 freebie just doesn't cut it when you need speed for a mission, so I called my new steed MissDemeanor. So far she's been a dear, but a little touchier around gunfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordMarvel Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Saw a horse today called Funky Discharge. kcole4001 and ventogt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankGirl Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 I named my horse Fabio after the Romance novel model Fabio because my horse has a long beautiful blonde mane that flows with the wind and he is a ladies horse man. ventogt and Menstrual Deranged 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulgore Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) I called my stead "V R 4" Thats (Viscous realtime 4wd) Edited November 25, 2019 by Fulgore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcole4001 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I saw one last night: Roach I should have named mine SirCrappsaLot….jeez, I didn't feed her THAT much wild carrot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual-Antics Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) I saw one ideling in the Great Plains while I was chilling at camp. It was called Jolly Jumper. The owner was probably called Jolly Griefer because he was running around all over the place and killing the same player. Edited December 8, 2019 by Virtual-Antics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menstrual Deranged Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 My free female Breton kept glitching out and growing a pair of testicles all the damn time. So when I got the level 20 bounty hunter Breton, I made it male and named him "Lady Tess Tickle". I think it's funny. kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSK_MKIII Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) My two horsies are named Dean and Sam (...Winchester) Edited December 9, 2019 by MSK_MKIII Rev. Gnash and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuturePastNow Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I've named my horses after the Inside Track racehorses from GTA. Turnt Mood, Constant Brag, and Micro Aggression. Might use Lonely Stepbrother next. kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingpinRCR Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 On 12/8/2019 at 12:20 PM, Virtual-Antics said: I saw one ideling in the Great Plains while I was chilling at camp. It was called Jolly Jumper. The owner was probably called Jolly Griefer because he was running around all over the place and killing the same player. My white with black spots and blonde manes criollo is also called Jolly Jumper! But I wasn’t online yesterday and i don’t do pvp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcole4001 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 My new white Arabian I named after one of my daughter's cats: Luna. MSK_MKIII 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PabtheFab Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, kcole4001 said: My new white Arabian I named after one of my daughter's cats: Luna. I named all my horses after cats... My first Arabian is Felicia like my cat. I have a gray/black Breton named Merlin like my girlfriend's cat. Another Breton called Breadcrumb (Miette in french), like the cat my daughters have at their mother's place. (And my dog at the camp is Totoro) Edited December 9, 2019 by PabtheFab kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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