ThaBirdCoot Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) So far today - Elon Musk - Horsible - Henrietta II - Spud - Noname Gonna start taking screenshots of these. Not my horses names btw. Mine are called Petr, Nimi, Jos and Wialko. Think my fifth horse will be from the bounty hunter role breed or perhaps a mustang. Don't know bout a name yet Edited October 8, 2019 by ThaBirdCoot kcole4001 and Non Funkable Token 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander S Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Saw one earlier called "Bad Joe", and it reminded me of something - wondering if someone hasn't already gone and bought a male Blood Bay Thoroughbred, and simply named it "Bad Horse"... kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh750 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) if this counts i named my red roan breton "bloody red". Edited October 23, 2019 by hugh750 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caffeination Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) I've seen a Snoop Horse. Would've been funnier if it was Snoop Horsse instead. Edited October 22, 2019 by Caffeination kcole4001 and Beato_dim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchMaljers Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Reckless. Shadow. Touchwood. Bandit. Pie-Oh-My (5 points for anyone who gets the reference.) Mine are called Ploutos, Tugçe, Iris, Zeus, Theia, Aphrodite, and Athena respectively. TwistOfLime21, kcole4001 and lowriderlife63 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van_Hellsing Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Recently I bought a Steel gray Breton. I called her "Steely Dan", after the band. The band is named after a vibrator, according to Wikipedia. Although my horse is female, it changes to a fully equipped male on occasion. Obsi, kcole4001 and Coleco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleco Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Van_Hellsing said: Although my horse is female, it changes to a fully equipped male on occasion. Whenever the offside rule needs to be explained in soccer, an anniversary needs to be forgotten or you gotta parallel park outside the saloon in Valentine [horse whinnying deepens] That's mah gurl er.. boy You know what hoss, I ain't judgin'... you rock those skirts or slacks whenever it suits and ta hell with all them neigh-sayers Non Funkable Token, Kremita, Van_Hellsing and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxGreyBushxX Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I renamed my kladruber from mcgruber to death. Bought a black Arabian (don't have ultimate edition, so no black thoroughbred) and named it famine, so I also renamed red foreman, my red Arabian, war. I have 1 stable slot left, I could buy a white one to call pestilence, not sure its worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Spark Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) I just slapped the ram mask on my light grey klad and renamed it 'Tauntaun'. When I take him up to visit the Adlers I sure hope he doesn't freeze before we get to the first marker. Else I'll see you in hell! Edited October 23, 2019 by Dark Spark PabtheFab, Van_Hellsing, kcole4001 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slonitram Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 These names are only getting funnier with time. Non Funkable Token and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakkerbaard Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I was gonna name my shire Fat Ralph, but oddly Ralph isn't allowed. Eventually traded the shire for an Ardennes that was first named Fat Diva, so "fat" wasn't the problem. She's Angry Diva now, because she's a warhorse and she also needs brushing all the time. kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowriderlife63 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/22/2019 at 4:42 AM, MitchMaljers said: Pie-Oh-My (5 points for anyone who gets the reference.) MitchMaljers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan390 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 11 hours ago, lowriderlife63 said: The always amazing Tony Soprano and his prized race horse lowriderlife63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oXMidnightSinXo Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 might have to name the brown level 20 (from the bounty hunter role) Breton im wanting Escanor but WHO DECIDED THAT !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caffeination Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 I mean, the name does belong to a horse, but there's about a million other Seal Brown Bretons equipped with the charcoal/crimson Nachodoggies saddle and Death Ram mask that are named after mythological creatures/gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
size_m Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 i have seen some nice ones: "missouri fox trotter" or "turkoman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordMarvel Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Yesterday I saw an all white horse named 'Black' Thought that was kinda ironic. rusbeckia, ThaBirdCoot, ilovebender.com and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadman2112 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 There was someone with a Red Arabian named Jon Bon Pony LOL I got a good laugh out of that one. kcole4001, Coleco, Bakkerbaard and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusbeckia Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 19 hours ago, Caffeination said: I mean, the name does belong to a horse, but there's about a million other Seal Brown Bretons equipped with the charcoal/crimson Nachodoggies saddle and Death Ram mask that are named after mythological creatures/gods. Sleipnir is a german neonazi-rockband. kill the sh*t out of this player. No Homing and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Spark Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 27 minutes ago, rusbeckia said: Sleipnir is a german neonazi-rockband. kill the sh*t out of this player. Sleipnir is the eight-footed horse of Norse mythology from which said band nabbed that name from. Coleco, Bakkerbaard and kcole4001 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caffeination Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, rusbeckia said: Sleipnir is a german neonazi-rockband. kill the sh*t out of this player. I’m all up for ruining a fascist’s day, but, in this context, I believe the player who owns this horse named it after the mythological creature. And the owner’s character wasn’t even white, so I doubt the player is a nazi. kcole4001, rusbeckia, Bakkerbaard and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Homing Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 I named my Breton Runs Into Trees. So far he lives up to his name ventogt, Van_Hellsing and ilovebender.com 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovebender.com Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 My horses are named 'Car' and '1899 Volkswagen' I kid you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Spark Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, No Homing said: I named my Breton Runs Into Trees. So far he lives up to his name My Turkoman is named Tourbillon because of his troubling tendency to spin in tight circles when I just want him to turn around. No Homing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakkerbaard Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, ilovebender.com said: My horses are named 'Car' and '1899 Volkswagen' I kid you not. I just renamed Muppet to Vacca because of this. ventogt and ilovebender.com 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaigeGames Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Saw a horse named Croissant today. It was so random I couldn't help but laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHAT!? Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Mashed Potatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftover Pizza Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 After being smacked into trees/rocks several times today, I replaced a 2 star carcass with a 3 star on my horse. Right when I started to skin the replaced carcass, my horse drops a warm load on it and my hands while skinning....... I renamed my horse to Dirty Sanchez because of it. RuningKikFukSlap, Bakkerbaard and Van_Hellsing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvaine Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Called my white Arabian 'Pene Grande'. Its more of a title than a name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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