Slonitram Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 As the title says. What are some of the best, worst, funniest and weirdest names you've seen players give to their mounts? Screenshots of said names would be much appreciated! I'll start with a simple, cute one. "Fluffiness". No idea who this horse belongs to because I just found it randomly outside of Annesburg. Pocket Fox, IamCourtney, ALifeOfMisery and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Fox Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Saw a posse with a MFT (Blue/White) called Nissan Skyline and a Black Arabian called Honda Civic. That tickled me the right way. Must've seen like 100 horses named 'Lightning' Non Funkable Token, Fatsanchez, S1ster P1stol and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamCourtney Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Slonitram said: As the title says. What are some of the best, worst, funniest and weirdest names you've seen players give to their mounts? Screenshots of said names would be much appreciated! I'll start with a simple, cute one. "Fluffiness". No idea who this horse belongs to because I just found it randomly outside of Annesburg. Looks like you encountered the pearly crunchy steed of legendary GTAForums poster @alkaline_, you have been truly blessed. Edited August 12, 2019 by IamCourtney ALifeOfMisery, w9u2jd, Slonitram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wehweh01 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 There's a few horses named "Prophet Muhammad" that are obviously trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthdoctor Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 "Britney Spurs". Pocket Fox, Commander S, kcole4001 and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) My Thoroughbreds name is the same as an actual famous racehorse. Edited August 12, 2019 by Fozzie Slonitram, Fatsanchez, Spider-Vice and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I see a ton of non-English names, always wondered if they're memey or serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelaw Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I saw a horse named "Kevin". yeezy203, hotrats773, Commander S and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoffman9 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I always wanted to name one of my horses Horse Cock Harry as homage to this funny moment in Gta San Andreas. Cpwfosal, w9u2jd and Blisteryship006 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
einjzmolf Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) i like this thread idea! i've seen 'Zoro' more than a few times, a fella stopped by my fishing hole with 'Venom' which, while not the most creative thing ever you could tell he liked his horse which is always refreshing. while typing this out someone rode up on ';)' which is.. something lol eventually i wanna have gta lore-friendly motorcycle names for a few horses. i'm itching to name one 'sh*tzu PCJ-600' or just 'PCJ-600' Edited August 12, 2019 by einjzmolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander S Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I've seen a bunch of just flat-out daft things, along the lines of "Mr. Sassypants", "This_Is_My_Horse", etc. (not actual names, but certainly along those lines!). ...and here I was, trying to come up with period-appropriate names for all of mine - dunno why I bother... Coleco, Xtf and w9u2jd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadEyeAdler Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 My friend literally named his horses "horse 1", "horse 2" etc. My black Arabian is "El Diablo" because I'm a complete edgelord lol. w9u2jd and Xtf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMCSAVAGE Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 PijaPaUnLao34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DentureDynamite Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Haven't seen them, but "Hindsight" and "Johnny on the Spot" are two more up for grabs. w9u2jd, Fatsanchez, Kremita and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftover Pizza Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 My very first horse was named 'I'm with Stupid', but it got sold. Now I'm all in native theme as much as possible (not much, thanks R*), I named my #1 horse Sparrow, because I think it's cool with the theme and it kinda fits him (Amber MFT). I currently have 3 horses. An Amber MFT, a very black American Standard and I re-recruited the free UE Thoroughbred. So, my Amber MFT is called Sparrow, due to whatever I said earlier. My #2 horse, the black American Standard, is called Sparrow and my #3 horse is called Sparrow. I think my horses all have proper names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordMarvel Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 6 hours ago, CMCSAVAGE said: Feed your horse. Beartooth Bek and w9u2jd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slonitram Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 Some funny horse names I've seen while playing the RDO story missions. "My Boi" is my favorite. rusbeckia, w9u2jd, kcole4001 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
einjzmolf Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Hot Donna is fantastic lmao kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundevil Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Saw a gold Turkoman named ashwhole. Fitting for a Turkoman. Made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibsonteddyj Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Names on horses in my stable: 1. Comfortably Dumb 2. PAN-fkn-TERA 3. Dimebag Darrell 4. Angus 5. Malcolm S1ster P1stol, Taterman, kcole4001 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van_Hellsing Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 The names that stuck in my memory was 'Peanut' and a black Arabian called 'Samuel L. Jackson'. I have terrible boring names like Fox, Turk and Perl(ino). I am thinking about renaming the Foxtrotter to Rocinante. ~INDIO~ and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 hours ago, gibsonteddyj said: 3. Dimebag Darrell Fits because the poor devil probably gets shot all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaBirdCoot Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Saw some low level dude who rode up on me and started waving, his horse was called glass jaw The Dedito Gae and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikc Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I wanted to call mine Ariana Gandhi but it wouldn't let me. In the end I settled for Marmalade. Pocket Fox, kcole4001 and Tasty_Pasta 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALifeOfMisery Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Saw a Red Arabian called Buckaroo hitched outside the Valentine General Store today. I gave it's owner the Pike I had on my own horse and a well deserved Tough Guy Nod. Taterman, TheRandomFactor, kcole4001 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slonitram Posted August 17, 2019 Author Share Posted August 17, 2019 I love seeing people with good taste in movies around. kcole4001, The Dedito Gae, Tasty_Pasta and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthdoctor Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Saw (I think) what was a white Arabian called "White Cake" in Rhodes yesterday. Horse wouldn't stand still long enough for me to try & get a screenshot hahah. kcole4001 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~INDIO~ Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Mine is called Graham. Don't even know why. kcole4001 and w9u2jd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Fox Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, ~INDIO~ said: Mine is called Graham. Don't even know why. Because he looked like a Graham? ~INDIO~ and kcole4001 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w9u2jd Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 (edited) x Edited May 30, 2020 by w9u2jd kcole4001, TheRandomFactor, HOONART and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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