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Slonitram

Interesting horse names you've seen around?

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Slonitram

As the title says. What are some of the best, worst, funniest and weirdest names you've seen players give to their mounts? Screenshots of said names would be much appreciated!

 

I'll start with a simple, cute one. "Fluffiness". No idea who this horse belongs to because I just found it randomly outside of Annesburg.

 

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Pocket Fox

Saw a posse with a MFT (Blue/White) called Nissan Skyline and a Black Arabian called Honda Civic.

 

That tickled me the right way.

 

Must've seen like 100 horses named 'Lightning' 

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IamCourtney
Posted (edited)
44 minutes ago, Slonitram said:

As the title says. What are some of the best, worst, funniest and weirdest names you've seen players give to their mounts? Screenshots of said names would be much appreciated!

 

I'll start with a simple, cute one. "Fluffiness". No idea who this horse belongs to because I just found it randomly outside of Annesburg.

 

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Looks like you encountered the pearly crunchy steed of legendary GTAForums poster @alkaline_, you have been truly blessed. 

Edited by IamCourtney

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wehweh01

There's a few horses named "Prophet Muhammad" that are obviously trolling.

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eighthdoctor

"Britney Spurs". 🤣

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Fozzie
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My Thoroughbreds name is the same as an actual famous racehorse.

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Jason

I see a ton of non-English names, always wondered if they're memey or serious.

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Danelaw

I saw a horse named "Kevin". 

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Ghoffman9

I always wanted to name one of my horses Horse Cock Harry as homage to this funny moment in Gta San Andreas.

 

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einjzmolf
Posted (edited)

i like this thread idea! i've seen 'Zoro' more than a few times, a fella stopped by my fishing hole with 'Venom' which, while not the most creative thing ever you could tell he liked his horse which is always refreshing.

 

while typing this out someone rode up on ';)' which is.. something lol

 

eventually i wanna have gta lore-friendly motorcycle names for a few horses. i'm itching to name one 'sh*tzu PCJ-600' or just 'PCJ-600'

Edited by einjzmolf

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Commander S

I've seen a bunch of just flat-out daft things, along the lines of "Mr. Sassypants", "This_Is_My_Horse", etc. (not actual names, but certainly along those lines!).

 

...and here I was, trying to come up with period-appropriate names for all of mine - dunno why I bother... :p

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DeadEyeAdler

My friend literally named his horses "horse 1", "horse 2" etc. My black Arabian is "El Diablo" because I'm a complete edgelord lol.

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CMCSAVAGE

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DentureDynamite

Haven't seen them, but "Hindsight" and "Johnny on the Spot" are two more up for grabs. :)

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Leftover Pizza

My very first horse was named 'I'm with Stupid', but it got sold. Now I'm all in native theme as much as possible (not much, thanks R*), I named my #1 horse Sparrow, because I think it's cool with the theme and it kinda fits him (Amber MFT). I currently have 3 horses. An Amber MFT, a very black American Standard and I re-recruited the free UE Thoroughbred. So, my Amber MFT is called Sparrow, due to whatever I said earlier. My #2 horse, the black American Standard, is called Sparrow and my #3 horse is called Sparrow. 

I think my horses all have proper names. 😂

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TheLordMarvel
6 hours ago, CMCSAVAGE said:

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Feed your horse. 😜

 

 

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Slonitram

Some funny horse names I've seen while playing the RDO story missions.

 

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"My Boi" is my favorite.

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einjzmolf

Hot Donna is fantastic lmao

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Sundevil

Saw a gold Turkoman named ashwhole. Fitting for a Turkoman. Made me smile.

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gibsonteddyj

Names on horses in my stable:

 

1.  Comfortably Dumb

2. PAN-fkn-TERA

3.  Dimebag Darrell

4.  Angus

5.  Malcolm

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Van_Hellsing

The names that stuck in my memory was 'Peanut' and a black Arabian called 'Samuel L. Jackson'. 

 

I have terrible boring names like Fox, Turk and Perl(ino). I am thinking about renaming the Foxtrotter to Rocinante. 

 

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The Dedito Gae
4 hours ago, gibsonteddyj said:

3.  Dimebag Darrell

 

Fits because the poor devil probably gets shot all the time...

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ThaBirdCoot

Saw some low level dude who rode up on me and started waving, his horse was called glass jaw 😂

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vikc

I wanted to call mine Ariana Gandhi but it wouldn't let me.

In the end I settled for Marmalade.

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ALifeOfMisery

Saw a Red Arabian called Buckaroo hitched outside the Valentine General Store today.

 

I gave it's owner the Pike I had on my own horse and a well deserved Tough Guy Nod.

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Slonitram

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I love seeing people with good taste in movies around.

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eighthdoctor

Saw (I think) what was a white Arabian called "White Cake" in Rhodes yesterday. Horse wouldn't stand still long enough for me to try & get a screenshot hahah.

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~INDIO~

Mine is called Graham. Don't even know why.

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Pocket Fox
27 minutes ago, ~INDIO~ said:

Mine is called Graham. Don't even know why.

Because he looked like a Graham?

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alex1055

Lana Del Neigh

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