CEO Assistant Appreciation Thread

[REXX]

 

 

You know who she is. You know what she does. You know she has two degrees in finance and you know she'll do anything as long as its legal... ish.

 

Some people love her, some people hate her. But you know deep down she's the one that helped you fill up that large warehouse with over $2,000,000 worth of cargo.

 

This is, as you may have already noticed, an appreciation thread for the female CEO Assistant. She has no name; just a simple job which makes her a rather good $300 a day. She's the one that greets you every time you step foot out of the elevator and she's the one that will let you know when some precious cargo pops up out of the blue.

 

One day, we hope to see the Assistant away from her reception desk and out in the fresh Los Santos air. I mean, she's technically "all dressed up and has nowhere to go"...

 

So, to all those that admire this supporting character, I welcome you! In fact, I welcome everyone; whether you like her or not.

 

Will there be some "Special Pics", REXX?

 

I will occasionally post a few renders and different outfits I have made for the Assistant, however "Special Pics" *wink wink*, will not be posted. Do not even try to contact me about about such pictures.

 

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Please try to keep this thread clean and kind.

If you're gonna flame, do it via PM.

Free internet cookies.

[Rumblebud]

First!

 

She keeps asking me:

"How do you choose between your children?"

 

I don't got no children.

Does that mean something?

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Three threads about video game women within two weeks? 

[HamwithCheese]

16 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

First!

 

She keeps asking me:

"How do you choose between your children?"

 

I don't got no children.

Does that mean something?

Our cars are our children. And I only choose my highly detailed children these days.

[toguraum]

What a wonderful thread. If you have any special pics of her, please share. She made me kill myself many times when she called me and I pressed the button to answer the call only to blow myself up with a missile on my jetpack, but I still love her.

[saintsrow]

46 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Three threads about video game women within two weeks? 

There's a context to all this, triggered by the new hottie in town, Agatha.  

 

On a side note, I don't feel so shameful or creepy about the Karen Daniels thread any more.  In fact, I feel right at home. 

 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

33 minutes ago, saintsrow said:

There's a context to all this, triggered by the new hottie in town, Agatha.  

 

On a side note, I don't feel so shameful or creepy about the Karen Daniels thread any more.  In fact, I feel right at home. 

 

Video game women ain't for me. I don't see the attraction in any of them as they're just pixels shaped like women. And some look terrible, others look okay but not enough to seriously have an attraction to? But it's like those cartoon women some people seem to like, I just don't get it, I don't see it. *shrugs* 

[Rumblebud]

3 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Video game women ain't for me. I don't see the attraction in any of them as they're just pixels shaped like women. And some look terrible, others look okay but not enough to seriously have an attraction to? But it's like those cartoon women some people seem to like, I just don't get it, I don't see it. *shrugs* 

Ah, well I can understand that. These threads are kinda for fun, and it definitely made highlights of this update and spiced 'em up a bit.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

9 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Ah, well I can understand that. These threads are kinda for fun, and it definitely made highlights of this update and spiced 'em up a bit.

If they're meant as jokes and not literal serious attractions I can understand that and play along. Of course I've wandered through the Karen Daniels thread and seen some really strange fantasies posted that lead me to wonder if some of those were real real wishes or just taking the lightheartedness to a  whole new not so sane level. You just can't tell when people are serious or joking online.

I'll give that the CEO assistant is the better looking of the video game women but not to the extent that I need to see her in a bikini. Lol. I did name mine Linda but that's as far as I'm going with personifying pixels.

Edited August 8, 2019 by Standard Deluxe 59

[MrTroubleMaker]

why doesn't she wear something like that in the op  ...  anyways yeah she's always helpful, don't understand the negatives.

[Rumblebud]

36 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

If they're meant as jokes and not literal serious attractions I can understand that and play along. Of course I've wandered through the Karen Daniels thread and seen some really strange fantasies posted that lead me to wonder if some of those were real real wishes or just taking the lightheartedness to a whole new not so sane level.

Given my past bullsh*t experiences with dating irl, anything seems more attractive at this point to be completely honest. 

[Big Molio]

She knows I like her when she says “Looks like your pockets are full”

[Standard Deluxe 59]

35 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Given my past bullsh*t experiences with dating irl, anything seems more attractive at this point to be completely honest. 

Well, didn't see that one coming. Can I offer you a drink? champagne sake wine martini pina colada beer whiskey?

[joel15cat]

Bitch please

 

 

[Rumblebud]

6 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Can I offer you a drink? champagne sake wine martini pina colada beer whiskey?

Coffee. 

[Taterman]

I don't care for her. She's a snack nazi and she mostly just does her nails when I enter the office.

 

[ciel]

she’s cute and all but the only degree she has is in looking busy.

Edited August 8, 2019 by ciel

[saintsrow]

45 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Coffee. 

"Hot Coffee?"  

 

He says "coffee," but in an intimate setting with Agatha, only the finest champagne in the house will suffice.  

 

[Amy Vinewood]

1 hour ago, Taterman said:

I don't care for her. She's a snack nazi and she mostly just does her nails when I enter the office.

 

"Are you sure you need more snacks?"

 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

30 minutes ago, Amy Vinewood said:

"Are you sure you need more snacks?"

"When you finish what you've got, I'll give you some more."

 

And stealthily steal a dollar from you...

[REXX]

4 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

If they're meant as jokes and not literal serious attractions I can understand that and play along.

Of course this isn't a serious attraction! At least not in my case.

 

I had been planning on doing the thread for a while actually and its purpose was to showcase my works :P Yes, I create new outfits for the Assistant and its something I enjoy; 3D modelling :)

[Nyamber]

Oh, come on... This is getting ridiculous.

 

[RyuNova]

7 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

First!

 

She keeps asking me:

"How do you choose between your children?"

 

I don't got no children.

Does that mean something?

 

I had the same "Huh, what?" response until I realised she was talking about our vehicles as our children. I always thought she was talking about how we would rather be "working" than at home with our families.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

[REXX]

12 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Gold!!   

[mareepx]

She'll do anything as long as it's legal...ish?

 

 

[XxX19Dude95XxX]

20 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

First!

 

She keeps asking me:

"How do you choose between your children?"

 

I don't got no children.

Does that mean something?

This is why I hired the Male.

[sabitsuki]

she's cute

[SummerFreeze]

21 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Three threads about video game women within two weeks? 

Hottest summer in recorded history.

[Rumblebud]

1 hour ago, SummerFreeze said:

Hottest summer in recorded history.

This will make GTAForums' history.