Things that are fun that really shouldn't be...

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Flipping other players' cars onto their roof with the atomizer is quite fun, especially when you see several cars parked in front of the casino just aking to be casually flipped over. 

 

Taking a golf club or baseball bat to hideously customized cars is fun too. 

[Tomtomsengermany]

bullying bullies. he attacked and destroyed my nightclub sale btw

 

[sweetmanRyan]

The way he sys "ay yi yi" at the 2 minute mark in this song.

 

[Nutduster]

On 6/17/2021 at 8:53 AM, Tomtomsengermany said:

bullying bullies. he attacked and destroyed my nightclub sale btw

 

 

Don't blame you for getting revenge, even a lot of it, but 64 kills is pretty gross. At that point it seems less like he was a bully and more like he was an idiot noob. No genuine griefer would let themselves get slapped around to that extent.

[Kiethblacklion]

Using the Up and Atomizer to flip NPC cars off of the big bridge between the military base and Paleto Bay (where the canyon empties out into the ocean)

[Moewe]

When ppl sit in there moc trailer and you take them to the pier. I think you all know what happens next... 

I did it a few times and it was fun every time i did it 

[RyuNova]

Driving the MOC cabs in Public Sessions, people get so angry when their little meme vehicles run out of rockets without destroying it.

[Moewe]

3 hours ago, RyuNova said:

Driving the MOC cabs in Public Sessions, people get so angry when their little meme vehicles run out of rockets without destroying it.

And then they cry and call you a cheater. But its also nice to counter/annoy jets. You also can throw stickybombs out (good methode to counter stupid jet pilots, works with nightshark too) and if you reverse they cant shoot you if they are on ground. But i think that thing is a meme vehicles too, it can tank over 50 rockets like tf 50? rly... 

Edited June 24, 2021 by Moewe755

[Coleco]

Using an Up-And-Atomizer in the Robbery In Progress Terrorbyte mission.

 

It's always satisfying to neutralize any hostility with a flying police car to the face

[dragosani00]

Was in a race lobby earlier where the host was continually resetting to get more player so knew I was in for a wait. Level 4 squeaker joins and starts singing gibberish down the mike & telling the race to start, sounded sub 10 years old. I grab headset, plug it in and "Shut the f*ck up kid"...which he repeats back to himself before vanishing from the lobby. Was it him or his parents I wonder?

Felt a little bad ... for about 5 seconds.

Edited August 14, 2021 by dragosani00

[UncleScrooge]

Covering the daily exotic delivery area at the dock with mines and proximity bombs…

[Taterman]

12 hours ago, dragosani00 said:

Was in a race lobby earlier where the host was continually resetting to get more player so knew I was in for a wait. Level 4 squeaker joins and starts singing gibberish down the mike & telling the race to start, sounded sub 10 years old. I grab headset, plug it in and "Shut the f*ck up kid"...which he repeats back to himself before vanishing from the lobby. Was it him or his parents I wonder?

Felt a little bad ... for about 5 seconds.

 

Some things just need to be said.

[Tomtomsengermany]

Killing griefers

 

Ive recently created a new account and thx to my friends ( hehe) my level 16 got a 0.21 kd 

 

Named him "Fixi Hartmann" which is a wordplay in german and means "f*ck them hard, man"

 

So im cruising and selling in public sessions and wait for the things to come.  I dont have to wait for too long and get some funny Action.

 

This guy destroyed my nc sale before the last drop ( akula at night is a pain in the ass btw). I found him again on my way back to the city. On how he plays im pretty sure this level 550 with a 3.0 kd only set his foots on the ground when he respawns. 

 

Pro tipp: go ghost-orga when they are dead so they will receive the message delayed 

 

 

This unlucky Bastard attacked me with his sparrow during a nc promo. Saw him coming after me for hours and parked my truck under a bridge. Typical griefer kd of between 1 and 1.4

 

 

This level 800 with a 2.09 kd attacked me for no reason. Marksman noob

 

 

 

[Big Molio]

I like to steal Import Export cars from CEOs and then drive them to my waiting Cargobob, pick them up and leave them in really annoying places for the hapless player to try and reclaim. Islands, rooftops, on top of suspension bridges, on top of Mount Chilliad, inside that empty, round tank near the docks etc

[dragosani00]

5 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

I like to steal Import Export cars from CEOs and then drive them to my waiting Cargobob, pick them up and leave them in really annoying places for the hapless player to try and reclaim. Islands, rooftops, on top of suspension bridges, on top of Mount Chilliad, inside that empty, round tank near the docks etc

I tend to drive them to a police station and sit outside the yellow circle so the CEO thinks I am AFK and comes to retreive it then wait until they are just aroud the corner before cashing it in.

[effenG]

I like to introduce chatty squeakers to a team of Merryweather mercenaries. 

[Hazzardtohimself]

(holy necropost, Batman!) 

 

Got fed up of Ms Moodymfker bitching at me about car deliveries being damaged or not-to-spec, so I decided to use her Tailgater for the UD heist finale. 

 

Oh, and what a shame! Within a few feet of leaving the garage, would you believe that a tree jumped out of nowhere and ruined the front of her precious car? 

 

Well... half a dozen trees. And the better part of fifty items of street furniture. And an accidental tumble into the LS storm drain that I blame entirely on a faulty GPS signal. 

 

By the time I reached the parking lot, it was smoking and backfiring. And missing all of its doors and panels. 

 

When I got out of the UD, it managed to sputter up to the Vinewood police station. But then... the horror! Unbelievably (it must have been a bit of MIR falling out of the sky... that looked suspiciously like a pipe bomb) the car met its demise, leaving me no option but to sadly scale the building and fly away with a tear in my eye. 

 

I'm truly sorry, moustache-bouncing tramp - I hope the $30K you and Moodymfker snuck from my gains could go a little of the way to fixing it. Entirely not my fault. Must have been that mechanic or something... 

[whywontyoulisten]

On 6/24/2021 at 2:33 PM, Coleco said:

Using an Up-And-Atomizer in the Robbery In Progress Terrorbyte mission.

 

It's always satisfying to neutralize any hostility with a flying police car to the face

You need an Atomizer to do that? Noob!
 

 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

8 hours ago, Hazzardtohimself said:

Oh, and what a shame! Within a few feet of leaving the garage, would you believe that a tree jumped out of nowhere and ruined the front of her precious car? 

You've encountered the jumping trees too? I thought it was just me. Have you come across the trains that veer off the tracks? It's the funniest thing that it only happens when driving her mustard yellow car. It must be cursed. 

[Quinn_flower]

Calling the cops on npcs

[Mexicola9302]

Sometimes it's fun to just take a car, drive to the beach and run over pedestrians with it, until the hood is all bloody. Oh jeez that sounds psycho. But it's kinda funny seeing all these npc's fly a bit. I usually call lester to make the cops lookaway for that.

 

In Dead Rising 3 it's possible to kill 100000 of zombies with just one vehicle like this, that was cool back then. The zombie density on PC was pretty extreme, and oh boy it was fun. Dead Rising 4 was such a crap game, i didn't even finished that game, it was just bad IMO.

[Tomtomsengermany]

Car bombing other players with the cars from the Auto Shop which you have to deliver to the customer

[Rev. Gnash]

The rare occasion, when I manipulate Grove Street into having a shootout with the Ballas.

 

 

 

 

[AcidRain7744]

On 9/19/2021 at 9:28 PM, Mexicola9302 said:

Sometimes it's fun to just take a car, drive to the beach and run over pedestrians with it, until the hood is all bloody. Oh jeez that sounds psycho. But it's kinda funny seeing all these npc's fly a bit. I usually call lester to make the cops lookaway for that.

 

In Dead Rising 3 it's possible to kill 100000 of zombies with just one vehicle like this, that was cool back then. The zombie density on PC was pretty extreme, and oh boy it was fun. Dead Rising 4 was such a crap game, i didn't even finished that game, it was just bad IMO.

 

I've only played GTA5/GTAO in this franchise, but back in the day I played Carmageddon. That blew my mind being able to run over NPCs. I'm surprised rockstar hasn't implemented game mode with a "death race 2000" point system.

[dragosani00]

40 minutes ago, AcidRain7744 said:

 

I've only played GTA5/GTAO in this franchise, but back in the day I played Carmageddon. That blew my mind being able to run over NPCs. I'm surprised rockstar hasn't implemented game mode with a "death race 2000" point system.

Wow Carmageddon, what a blast from the past, loved that game especially with the Simpsons skin installed

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[KiTTYReCkless]

Knocking down light polls on NPC's. Intentionally getting hit by cars at the airport and watching the cops execute the innocent ped that bumped me and the classic putting C4 on other players cars when they're clothes shopping or at a salon.

Also lately I use God mode to go about with a Five star level and use the police as body guards and provoke other players into shooting at me and watching noose floor them within seconds.

[SqualidCoyote]

Shooting a random passerby with the stun gun just so you can hear them gurgling as they lay writing and twitching on the ground like a fish gulping for breath. Sorry random passerby.

[Nutduster]

Noticing someone doing a heist prep in a familiar location, going to see if they are attempting to do it in stealth, and if they are: shooting a couple NPCs to make everybody mad, then attracting the cops as well, and creating a giant shootout. It's trollicious but I can't help it, I think it's funny. Doing this for the casino heist level 2 keycard prep mission (the backyard party one) is my favorite. I don't kill the other player at all, just make a huge mess and leave.

 

Another one I just discovered recently after someone did it to me is calling Merryweather mercs on someone just as they are leaving LS to scope out Cayo Perico. They will chase you all over the island--somehow without alerting El Rubio's guards--shouting and shooting at you. Trying to still do the scopeout and not die is actually pretty fun, or it was for me.

Edited June 1 by Nutduster

[Thedudeman1990]

On 7/26/2019 at 9:38 AM, JumpingKentFlash said:

Not proud of this one, but I liked to fly after people selling their stuff on my Oppressor2 (back when I had one). Not shooting anything, but just follow them. And right before they sold I fired a missile above them. I know from my own experience that a sell is so much more satisfying if you beat a tryhard. So I pretended to be one just to give people a good feeling. 

That was fun, but it shouldn’t be.

That’s epic. My favorite part of those sell missions is the suspense of whether or not I’m gonna make it.

[Nutduster]

33 minutes ago, Thedudeman1990 said:

That’s epic. My favorite part of those sell missions is the suspense of whether or not I’m gonna make it.

 

For me it's the suspense of whether some moron is going to try to blow me up so I get the fun of killing him before I finish my sale.    You know you've played way too much of the game when you start intentionally courting disaster just for a little easy justification to fight with people. Am I really that bored? Why yes, I am!