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Things that are fun that really shouldn't be...


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2 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

I get a street car and drag race npc's at traffic lights. Some of them can really go, lol

i usually do that to get them out of my way.

the things i sometimes do i have the mechanic deliver my khanjali and i get into a big battle with the cops (5 star wanted level).

or i use it to crush npc drivers and sometime listen to them scream.🤣

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I love a Criminal Damage challenge. An armoured insurgent blocking a dual carriageway and a long queue of traffic is a psychopath's wet dream. Five minutes of explosions, burning wreckage, corpses and screaming. Plus at the end you can wander through the twisted smouldering debris picking up loose change dropped by the long vanished dead!

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On 7/26/2019 at 7:00 AM, SqualidCoyote said:

Standing on the decking over the entrance to the the Casino, lining the approach road below with proximity mines, and then waiting for eager gamblers to turn up in their shiny expensive cars. That is never going to not be fun. Sorry...

I have to admit, I've done this one or twice since the Casino opened. I'm not usually one to go after other players or blow up their vehicles but when you walk out the front door and there is 2 or 3 of them just sitting there...it's like staring at bubble wrap and trying not to pop it...you just can't walk away without making some noise.

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Telling a new player who has just unlocked sticky bombs that they can pick them up by standing on top and pressing G. I felt so evil doing that but it was so satisfying.

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On 7/26/2019 at 7:00 AM, SqualidCoyote said:

Standing on the decking over the entrance to the the Casino, lining the approach road below with proximity mines, and then waiting for eager gamblers to turn up in their shiny expensive cars. That is never going to not be fun. Sorry...

Part of me knows this is horribly evil, but the other part fully expects it, because... this is GTA Online.

 

Very little surprises me anymore.

 

Glad I haven't bothered with anything related to the Casino.

 

On 7/26/2019 at 10:25 AM, REXX said:

Back in my PvP and Public freemode days I used to get a bounty and hide in the subways tunnels, placing Proximity Mines.

 

Reports from half the people that were thick as sh*t and it didn't even occur to them I was underground.

In my experience, more than half the players in GTA Online these days seem to have no clue about the tunnels...

 

Tunnels are also an excellent spot for taking MKIIs on head-to-head with a Stromberg. "Come on in...", said the spider to the fly.

 

Switching gears, one of my all-time favorites is "Cops and Ladders":

 

 

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On 7/28/2019 at 9:16 AM, ilovefreebird said:

A few years ago, I hopped in some guys car and he drove us around for awhile. We went to the Palomino Highlands, far away from any roads, and he kicked me out of his PV. He then locked the doors and I got mugged by Lamar's guy. The player drove away and I was stuck there, vehicle-less, with a gigantic mountain looming in front of me.

 

It was actually kinda neat.

Oh dear; I think you just leaked another trolling idea for XpertThief. lol

 

At least he's honest enough to admit he's a troll and that he deserves player payback. ;)

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Sitting in Passive Mode and watching idiots kill each other for no reason and wasting their money. Image result for popcorn gif

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On 7/28/2019 at 10:16 AM, ilovefreebird said:

A few years ago, I hopped in some guys car and he drove us around for awhile. We went to the Palomino Highlands, far away from any roads, and he kicked me out of his PV. He then locked the doors and I got mugged by Lamar's guy. The player drove away and I was stuck there, vehicle-less, with a gigantic mountain looming in front of me.

 

It was actually kinda neat.

You should have called 911 the moment you noticed him leaving the city!

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8 hours ago, DentureDynamite said:

Oh dear; I think you just leaked another trolling idea for XpertThief. lol

 

At least he's honest enough to admit he's a troll and that he deserves player payback. ;)

xpertthief is funny!🤣

 

back in my old xbox 360 days i sometime trolled players if they went into a clothing store or a 24/7 store i would interrupt them by shooting at them or by killing the clerk.

i think i did once or twice barricaded any player who went into the gun store as well.🤣

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i love bowling for peds.

The best opportunities usually come during missions, so whenever I see peds just up the street from either fire hydrants or phone booths, sometimes parked cars if you're driving something with a lot of mass like an Insurgent.

I swerve into the conveniently placed obstacle and try to knock over as many peds as possible with the newly liberated projectile while missing them with the vehicle, that way = no wanted stars.  :)

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19 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

You should have called 911 the moment you noticed him leaving the city!

We drove around so long without any violence - it was my fault for trusting him!

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A solo public session.

 

It should be boring, but it's about the only time I actually get the chance to do my Import/Export and other activities without hassle. This game is backwards in the sense that playing with others in public sessions is really boring, but being on your own you actually have more things to do without being screwed over.

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I ram every bike I see when I'm driving.

 

Bonus points if it's a Faggio.

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48 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

I ram every bike I see when I'm driving.

 

Bonus points if it's a Faggio.

Bonus points if you use a heavy vehicle and the bike blows up.

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Parking my Ruiner at the front door of the Casino. Those doors are locked and electrified, people. For your safety please do not touch. 

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Shooting cars driving by with the atomizer gun and trying to make them crash into each other or fly into pedestrians. Extra funny if the pedestrian lives and picks a fight with the guy in the car that got atomized.

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15 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

I ram every bike I see when I'm driving.

 

Bonus points if it's a Faggio.

Though what torques my cork is when, after being rammed, the bike and rider land perfectly, and keep riding. 😠

 

If I go tumbling because an NPC in their sedan barely hits me while I'm standing still, then R*'s pathetic lack of consistency gets the C4 Sticky Bomb treatment.

 

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Calling a cab and have the cab drive though Raton Canyon.

I try to see how far the cabbie gets before flipping the car over.

 

Now this I have to try! Thanks. :):)

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I stumbled onto a new favorite a few days ago that's good for a laugh:

 

Get a one- or two-star wanted level on a motorcycle by stealing a car (be sure the cops are just following you, not shooting at you), and then drive around in figure 8's on the road right in front of the Ammu-nation in Vinewood.

 

I had three cop cars running into each other, crashing into street light poles, getting stuck on the corners of buildings, etc. ;)

 

Just don't fall off your motorcycle though--they'll probably one-shot you while you're trying to get back up.

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18 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

I ram every bike I see when I'm driving.

 

Bonus points if it's a Faggio.

 

17 hours ago, GreyRhombus said:

Bonus points if you use a heavy vehicle and the bike blows up.

 

Ohhh yes!

During the Merryweather bunker sale mission I do this every time.

I don't know exactly how many explosions the mission Insurgent will take, I've done in 5 or 6 bikes and thought "I better stop or I'll lose the sale", but it is fun.

Especially since the bikers riding around at night are usually the triad goons that love to interfere with your shenanigans all the time.

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20 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

I ram every bike I see when I'm driving.

 

Bonus points if it's a Faggio.

been doing this since san andreas it's so satisfying

hopefully i dont do it irl 

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3 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

 

 

Ohhh yes!

During the Merryweather bunker sale mission I do this every time.

I don't know exactly how many explosions the mission Insurgent will take, I've done in 5 or 6 bikes and thought "I better stop or I'll lose the sale", but it is fun.

Especially since the bikers riding around at night are usually the triad goons that love to interfere with your shenanigans all the time.

They are fun to hit head on with the phantom wedge too.

Man do they go flying high.

 

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1 hour ago, Taterman said:

They are fun to hit head on with the phantom wedge too.

Man do they go flying high.

 

It's best if you time it to hit 'em while you're under a freeway overpass...great fun smacking them off the underside, sometimes the bike explodes.

Also great with cars, particularly cops during the bunker sale.

 

4WD trucks usually go flying high and sometimes land on their roof and explode also.

It's one of the reasons I bought a Wedge and run 'Plowed'.

Lots O laughs!

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3 hours ago, Dracorex said:

been doing this since san andreas it's so satisfying

hopefully i dont do it irl 

Yes, please don't! I'm scared of you cagers! (biker term for people in cars)

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23 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

It's best if you time it to hit 'em while you're under a freeway overpass...great fun smacking them off the underside, sometimes the bike explodes.

Also great with cars, particularly cops during the bunker sale.

 

4WD trucks usually go flying high and sometimes land on their roof and explode also.

It's one of the reasons I bought a Wedge and run 'Plowed'.

Lots O laughs!

Oh man--never thought of this! :)

 

The few tunnels with traffic (e.g. near Ft. Zancudo, etc.) should also work well. :)

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49 minutes ago, DentureDynamite said:

Oh man--never thought of this! :)

 

The few tunnels with traffic (e.g. near Ft. Zancudo, etc.) should also work well. :)

To get the best launch hit them square on with the wedge, they'll go pretty much straight up with the most force, head on works best of course.

Sometimes a good hard side swipe will smash them against a wall, building, or abutment with enough force to blow, also you can 'lean into' a hit: come up on them head on but off to one side and turn into the collision.

At good highway speeds you can slam 'em pretty hard.  :)

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