ThirteenAG Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 I uh, made some gifs, you can check it out here: https://thirteenag.github.io/gta-one-liners [Ambient], RyanDri3957V, Claude4Catalina and 6 others 9 Widescreen Fixes Pack || Project2DFX || SaveLoader || WindowedMode || CLEO Scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Thanks even though I don't remember anyone asking for some of these ChengizVlad09, tranceking26, H-G and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirteenAG Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, universetwisters said: Thanks even though I don't remember anyone asking for some of these Yeah, but... Dock, sabitsuki, Copcaller and 14 others 17 Widescreen Fixes Pack || Project2DFX || SaveLoader || WindowedMode || CLEO Scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Galloway Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 My personal favorite is Tommy's retort to Umberto's insults: "What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?" Copcaller, Comrade Monke, tranceking26 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Zedd Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 This is a scene, which consists more than a single one-liner, and I like all of them even as a separate one liner. billiejoearmstrong8, RyanDri3957V, Copcaller and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingAJ032304 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 "I seen some bad drivers but you... oh boy" "And remember, respect is everything!" Beato_dim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) My mother's my sister. Edited July 26, 2019 by Tacymist Shauny7488, H-G, RyanDri3957V and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shauny7488 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 On 7/26/2019 at 3:28 PM, Tacymist said: My mother's my sister. Thats a classic, and weirdly random too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Shut the f*ck up, my f*cking wife is watching television The Time Ranger, H-G, Morningstarx and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billy Russo Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 This is the last dance for Lance Vance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiCriminnaaL Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 "I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother." H-G, KingAJ032304, Beato_dim and 8 others 11 My workshop of modifications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceking26 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 You ain't a cop, you're a robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legomanarthur Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 We're going to Aruba. tranceking26 and Mattineu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrudgefromSanAndreas Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Ti si izgubljen u svemiru! Ti si patetičan! You goin down pendejito! Coughio up el weedo before i spill your brain all over the patio! No money no funny bunny honey! Relax, people die every day! I smoke coz it gives me knowledge! Ayo, ayo yo move! You entitled piece of sh*t! I've seen some idiots in my time but you're special! I'm sorry about the puppy! ChengizVlad09 and _GTAFREAK_ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Too slow mamao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Penguin Bobo Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 14 hours ago, iiCriminnaaL 49 said: "I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother." opens door perfectly fine even though he just said his hands were messed up Beato_dim, iiCriminnaaL, Lioshenka and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato_dim Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Wow. This is legitimately awesome. Guys at chatrooms I frequent are gonna say thanks (actually, they won't). Lioshenka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirteenAG Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Beato_dim said: (actually, they won't). EBEZAplaysgames, ChengizVlad09, AkshayKumar and 2 others 5 Widescreen Fixes Pack || Project2DFX || SaveLoader || WindowedMode || CLEO Scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingAJ032304 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Unpopular opinion: as annoying as .most gta 5 npcs are I actually really like the hood ones and think Rockstar did a good job on them! Ima run yo monkey ass over I swob like it's my only job And people say I'm a disgrace to society The damn devil got me struggling Stop all that tap dancing sellout Oh so you messing with an OG Oh so you got hands huh dawg (my favorite franklin ped quote) Blast on me fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceking26 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 "Get a job!!!" ChengizVlad09 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtafaninwest Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 CJ when getting busted "Tell it to your wife, or your husband, or whatever you got!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Yep, I've been drinking again. ChengizVlad09 and EBEZAplaysgames 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-G Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) Diaz: [trying to turn on the VCR] "Eject! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to ME?!? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic sh*t?!? Aaarrgh!" [gets a gun and shoots the VCR] "SCREW YOU!" [sees Tommy walking in] "It's eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?" Tommy: "It's probably not plugged in." Diaz: "WHAT?!?" [checks the switch, the VCR is indeed unplugged] "Damn." EDIT: On 7/31/2019 at 10:36 AM, El Penguin Bobo said: opens door perfectly fine even though he just said his hands were messed up Also changes clothes perfectly and makes a $100,000 bomb with same "messed up" hands. Edited August 7, 2019 by The Eddo El Penguin Bobo, Steathshadow36, EBEZAplaysgames and 2 others 5 H-G's Workshop https://gtaforums.com/topic/905964-h-gs-workshop/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelfastBrawler Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 " ... " - Claude 2001 Steathshadow36, EBEZAplaysgames, ChengizVlad09 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiCriminnaaL Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 3 hours ago, BelfastBrawler said: " ... " - Claude 2001 Not to mention his legendary quote when he was talking to CJ in San Andreas: "..." - Claude, 1992 KingAJ032304, Steathshadow36, RyanDri3957V and 2 others 5 My workshop of modifications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercettis Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dumb. Florida. Moron. A8ul99, EBEZAplaysgames, iiCriminnaaL and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWheelman Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 "GROVE IS KING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercettis Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 “Nice ass, baby!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabitsuki Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) "My ass will be up on a tree in Haiti." "That was your mother, where's your respect?!" "I'm an idiot, I move." "GET. MY. BIKE!!!" Edited August 9, 2019 by DownInTheHole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steathshadow36 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 "I know your blind, but you gotta see this" One of the best lines in GTA SA and in my opinion the best in any GTA game iiCriminnaaL, ChengizVlad09, EBEZAplaysgames and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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