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ThirteenAG

GTA One Liners

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universetwisters

Thanks even though I don't remember anyone asking for some of these

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ThirteenAG
11 minutes ago, universetwisters said:

Thanks even though I don't remember anyone asking for some of these

Yeah, but...

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Mr. Galloway

My personal favorite is Tommy's retort to Umberto's insults:

"What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?"

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Mr Zedd

This is a scene, which consists more than a single one-liner, and I like all of them even as a separate one liner.

 

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KingAJ032304

"I seen some bad drivers but you... oh boy" 

"And remember, respect is everything!"

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Tacymist
Posted (edited)

My mother's my sister. 4KFg3p1.png

Edited by Tacymist

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Shauny7488
On 7/26/2019 at 3:28 PM, Tacymist said:

My mother's my sister. 4KFg3p1.png

Thats a classic, and weirdly random too

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billiejoearmstrong8

Shut the f*ck up, my f*cking wife is watching television

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Billy Russo

This is the last dance for Lance Vance!

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iiCriminnaaL 49

"I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother."

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tranceking26

You ain't a cop, you're a robot!

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Legomanarthur

We're going to Aruba.

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GrudgefromSanAndreas
  • Ti si izgubljen u svemiru!
  • Ti si patetičan!
  • You goin down pendejito!
  • Coughio up el weedo before i spill your brain all over the patio!
  • No money no funny bunny honey!
  • Relax, people die every day!
  • I smoke coz it gives me knowledge!
  • Ayo, ayo yo move!
  • You entitled piece of sh*t!
  • I've seen some idiots in my time but you're special!
  • I'm sorry about the puppy!

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billiejoearmstrong8

Too slow mamao!

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El Penguin Bobo
14 hours ago, iiCriminnaaL 49 said:

"I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother."

opens door perfectly fine even though he just said his hands were messed up

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Beato_dim

Wow. This is legitimately awesome. Guys at chatrooms I frequent are gonna say thanks (actually, they won't).

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ThirteenAG
2 hours ago, Beato_dim said:

(actually, they won't).

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KingAJ032304

Unpopular opinion: as annoying as .most gta 5 npcs are I actually really like the hood ones and think Rockstar did a good job on them!

 

Ima run yo monkey ass over

I swob like it's my only job

And people say I'm a disgrace to society 

The damn devil got me struggling 

Stop all that tap dancing sellout

Oh so you messing with an OG 

Oh so you got hands huh dawg (my favorite franklin ped quote)

Blast on me fool

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tranceking26

"Get a job!!!" 

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gtafaninwest

CJ when getting busted

 

"Tell it to your wife, or your husband, or whatever you got!"

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CryptReaperDorian

Yep, I've been drinking again.

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The Eddo
Posted (edited)

Diaz: [trying to turn on the VCR] "Eject! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to ME?!? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic sh*t?!? Aaarrgh!" [gets a gun and shoots the VCR] "SCREW YOU!" [sees Tommy walking in] "It's eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?"

 

Tommy: "It's probably not plugged in."

 

Diaz: "WHAT?!?" [checks the switch, the VCR is indeed unplugged] "Damn."

 

EDIT:

 

On 7/31/2019 at 10:36 AM, El Penguin Bobo said:

opens door perfectly fine even though he just said his hands were messed up

Also changes clothes perfectly and makes a $100,000 bomb with same "messed up" hands.

Edited by The Eddo

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BelfastBrawler

" ... " - Claude 2001

 

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iiCriminnaaL 49
3 hours ago, BelfastBrawler said:

" ... " - Claude 2001

 

Not to mention his legendary quote when he was talking to CJ in San Andreas:

 

"..." - Claude, 1992

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Vercettis

Dumb. Florida. Moron.

 

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TerminatorX92

"GROVE IS KING!"

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Vercettis

“Nice ass, baby!”

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DownInTheHole
Posted (edited)

"My ass will be up on a tree in Haiti."

"That was your mother, where's your respect?!"

"I'm an idiot, I move."

"GET. MY. BIKE!!!"

Edited by DownInTheHole

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Steathshadow36

"I know your blind, but you gotta see this"

One of the best lines in GTA SA and in my opinion the best in any GTA game

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