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[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.


Grotti Vigilante
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It's the name of the game.

 

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Grand Theft Auto in Grand Theft Auto 3. Yep, that's the mission's actual name.

 

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Fixed typo.
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Cesar Vialpando

 

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Steal military hardware for some rich bloke to prove he has almost everything in the world.

 

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Sexy Time and Caught With Your Pants Down in The Ballad of Gay Tony

 

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Panzermann11

SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WAITING FOR, WHOOP WHOOP!

 

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Depature Time in The Ballad of Gay Tony

 

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BrainDeadRaven

"I need you to kill a hit squad coming in by Shamal... Now, using your heatseeking missile launcher would make the most sense, or maybe even that Hydra you have, but f*ck all that noise, I want you to fly a raggidy piece of sh*t to meet in mid air, flip a bitch, come up from behind it, say 'f*ck life' and jump out the goddamn plane. And if you so happens to actually land on theirs, I need you to somehow just pop the door open and slide your happy ass in there, and shoot them one by one. Then fly that sh*t back, cause daddy wants a new jet." - Salvatore

 

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GTA:SA Freefall

 

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On 2/10/2020 at 6:37 AM, Evil empire said:

You go in the China town and you meet an asian dude who looks like Neo from Matrix. After this you go to a warehouse and discover there's only one remaining blood feather because some boys from Dan Nang destroyed them. Then some asian guys come and attack you and your friend so you use a sentinel and come back to the starting place and the job is complete.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Mountain cloud boys

 

Liked this mission enough to make a spinoff repeating mission arc. Now that you mention it, he does totally looks like Neo...and Neo did end the trilogy blind... <(O_Ov)

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On 2/16/2021 at 8:59 PM, AllNightLong said:

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Cesar Vialpando

 

alright, this is just f*cking genious.

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Panzermann11

Do you want QWOP in GTA? Because that's how you get QWOP in GTA.

 

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Did Somebody Say Yoga in GTA 5

 

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A rich man orders a desperate Italian-American man to steal for him some exotic food.

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GTA Liberty City Stories - Morgue Party Resurrection

 

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Panzermann11

I thought I was supposed to be playing GTA, not Ace Combat!

 

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Vertical Bird from San Andreas

 

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Local police officer "accidentally" starts World War 3 all over San Andreas.

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Riot from San Andreas

 

 

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cuban gang member

Destroying vans with a stupid RC plane while you can go and take them out easily by rocket launcher.

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Supply line from gta san andreas

 

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wise_man

What's going to be a surprise party goes wrong because one uninvited guest find it sus.

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Russian Revolution - GTA IV

 

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VenusianDream

Sign some papers and make a toast.

 

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Fish in a Barrel - San Andreas

 

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Mr. Bogey

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Evil empire

You pay a a visit to a guy of the italian Mayor family who makes a heart attack. The guys that accompanied him now have a beef against you so you slaughter everyone in the house. When your life is no longer at steak............hum at stake because all your enemies are dead as mutton you leave with Ken on your side who happens to be a survivor for at least the second time.

 

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GTA San Andreas - The meat business

 

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Evil empire

You pay a visit to some dude then you go in another neighborhood. When you reach the other neighborhood some girl sends you a message. Once you received the message you can either come in Cheetah and be sure to die or rendez-vous with the girl, meet another girl and get away with them.

 

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GTA 3 - Last requests

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AlexGTAGamer

An old man is harassed for watching wrestling. 

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(GTA VCS - Papi Don’t Screech)

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Got carried away and put too many missions in.
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Evil empire

To complete this mission you should preferably use a stinger even if you don't have any helicopter to destroy, a banshee that doesn't need to be ghostly, an infernus which can turn your mission into a hell or a cheetah but only if you don't drive as a monkey.

You answer the phone in the toe ring tone area, then in an area whose name sounds like a Paris neighborhood, in the camp US and again in the Paris-ish zone.

When you're done you meet a guy whose name sounds like the one of the directors of the Matrix movie even if he probably doesn't know the asian San Andreas dude who looks like Neo. Since the guy probably pis$ed you off with all his calls you meet him in the toilets.

 

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GTA 3 - Payday for Ray

 

EDIT: You go in the Greece shopper but you don't meet Ma Baker because you're not working for Boney M. After this you have some stuff to do, to complete it you can take an angel even if you're not going to stay another day in paradise because you don't have any stories with Phil Collins. You can also take a freeway but not a highway because the city is barely above the sea nor a motorway because it sounds too british and you're in the USA. You need to compete against a zepellin that doesn't seem to be high and a cougar but not against a mountain lion because the city is too low. When you succeed you need to keep working for the match biker so he protects your love fist.

 

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GTA Vice City - Alloy wheels of steel

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