Vega LVI 313 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Yokel rolls resin balls down a wooden strip to woo undercover narc. Spoiler First Date 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,509 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 (edited) - Edited February 5, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 You receive a phone call from an unknown guy then you go to a ranch and you need to run the stolen land desert with a monster in less than 6 minutes and 30 seconds. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Monster 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,509 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) . Edited March 6, 2020 by The Eddo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 You go in the China town and you meet an asian dude who looks like Neo from Matrix. After this you go to a warehouse and discover there's only one remaining blood feather because some boys from Dan Nang destroyed them. Then some asian guys come and attack you and your friend so you use a sentinel and come back to the starting place and the job is complete. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Mountain cloud boys 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,509 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) . Edited February 12, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,509 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) . Edited February 15, 2020 by The Eddo This topic is dead, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
macpo333 35 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You kill a guy trying because he tried to rip you off and then you find a girl for a bunch of people Spoiler Love Juice vice city 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) You have a talk with Ken who is indeed a survivor. After this you pay a visit to Rafael who's not an italian painter because he doesn't have a ph. After this you go to a boat and meet Cortez who's not a conquistador because you're about 500 years too late, after this the colonel introduces to Mercedes who's not a car because it wouldn't make any sense. Shortly after this Ricardo who looks more like a stub than like Tubbs arrives and you go away to reach the pole position even if you don't have any race to compete in. When you arrive the girl enters the strip-tease club and the mission is over. Spoiler GTA Vice City - The party Edited February 17 by Evil empire 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wise_man 728 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 (edited) Tomorrow, this graveyard will be out of stock. Spoiler GTA SA - Los Sepulcros GTA IV - Undertaker GTA O - Funeral Party Edited January 8 by wise_man 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema93 1,890 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 The cousins Bellic... Niko arrives in liberty city and meets up with his rich, entrepreneur cousin Roman.. Roman arrives in his sports maserati and together they take off into the night. On route, they drive past Roman's multi million dollar luxury taxi business.. Roman is the undeclared taxi king of broker.. they eventually arrive at Roman's 2000 acre mansion surrounded by several luxury cars and a life size statue of Roman chiseled from gold.. the cousins are greeted at the door by Stephanie and babara, who are there to please the cousins and cater to their every whimm... The mansion is immaculate and is everything Roman described in his emails and more . Niko is very happy to be in LC and can feel the bad memory of Darko and Bulgarian slowly fading away. He's finally living the American dream. The end 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TheFireMZL 167 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Some crazy dude has sex with a meth addict girl, and then the jewish biker confronts the crazy phsycho for having sex with his girl. Oh. and the jewish biker gets hit by a glass bottle and then stomped to death by that crazy mfo Spoiler Mr. Philips - GTA V 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wise_man 728 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) 8 hours ago, TheFireMZL said: Some crazy dude has sex with a meth addict girl, and then the jewish biker confronts the crazy phsycho for having sex with his girl. Oh. and the jewish biker gets hit by a glass bottle and then stomped to death by that crazy mfo Hide contents Mr. Philips - GTA V A local drug addict brutally murders a Jewish after riding a fellow drug addict. Edited January 11 by wise_man 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wise_man 728 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Girl lied to a war criminal and his inaudible partner to retrieve illegal medicines stolen from an unused medical institution. Spoiler The Snow Storm - GTA IV 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 You pay a visit to Luigi who is accompanied by Mickey instead of Mario. After this you go in Hepburn 8 to pick up a girl whose first name is not Audrey because she's not an actress anyway. After this you go in the garage so your car isn't misty any longer and you meet Joey whose name is not Tribbiani because you aren't friends and because the scene doesn't really take place in New-York anyway. Spoiler GTA 3 - Drive Misty for me 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema93 1,890 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Drive there, kill someone the end 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TheFireMZL 167 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Green gang truce goes wrong Spoiler Reuniting the Families - GTA San Andreas 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tycek 4,570 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Patient of local mental institution is disgruntled with the radio program. Spoiler Radio Za-Za! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BurntTamale 148 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 after fighting a bunch of gang members you find out that big smoke is staying somewhere and you go and kill him and a bunch of gang members and then you get caught by some dude that wanted to kill you and then you chase down the guy wanted to kill you and he falls off a bridge where he dies 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tycek 4,570 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Famous Japanese scientist relocates Spoiler Get Zitzaki! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Wayne Kerr 2,242 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Man checks out latest leisure wear and assassinates golf enthusiast in order to please future multi-billionaire's meal. Spoiler Four Iron 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lokithedog667 2 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Robbing a bank gone wrong. [Spoiler] 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) You pay a visit to Donald who's not a duck because it would be strange. After this you go in the airport, you kill some dudes who just killed some other dudes and you go in a dodo even if these birds are now extinct. After this you go in the construction site where you kill some others guys. When it's done you get high and you meet some dude who gives you a package and a girl who makes a very good dumpster diving because she probably learnt in Mike Andrews' conferences since she's from San Andreas. When the chick has left another girl enters and makes battery with the guy because Kenji is not a survivor contrary to Ken. After this you get down, you find love and the job is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - Grand theft aero EDIT: You pay a visit to Avery whose first name is not Tex because you're not in a cartoon. After this you go in a shop to take new clothes. When it's done you go in a place where you see a comet even if there isn't any telescope. Once in the place you need to kill a dude while avoiding the security pigs. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Four iron Edited February 10 by Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Panzermann11 81 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) It's the Gulf War... but with toys. Spoiler New Model Army in San Andreas Edited January 20 by Panzermann11 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CallMeScoot 4 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Vroom vroom Spoiler Wu Zi Mu 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Panzermann11 81 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) Former broccoli gang member helps the Listerine gang take back their territory from the banana gang in the midst of a violent civil unrest. Spoiler Los Desperados in San Andreas Edited Tuesday at 12:26 PM by Panzermann11 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Panzermann11 81 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 (edited) You do something for your boss only to (accidentally) turn him over and become the boss. Spoiler This S h i t's Cursed in The Lost and Damned Edited February 13 by Panzermann11 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Americana 5,137 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Your real objective is to appreciate the best vehicle in 3D Era Grand Theft Auto games, Kuruma. Spoiler Give Me Liberty 1 Link to post Share on other sites
IndianaLiam1 34 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 You give a high-value hoe a ride from the airport. Spoiler Marta, Full of Grace. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Panzermann11 81 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 It's that mission from San Andreas, only you don't follow the damn train... Spoiler No Way on the Subway in GTA 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites