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[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.


Grotti Vigilante

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Evil empire

You receive a phone call from an unknown guy then you go to a ranch and you need to run the stolen land desert with a monster in less than 6 minutes and 30 seconds.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Monster

 

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Evil empire

You go in the China town and you meet an asian dude who looks like Neo from Matrix. After this you go to a warehouse and discover there's only one remaining blood feather because some boys from Dan Nang destroyed them. Then some asian guys come and attack you and your friend so you use a sentinel and come back to the starting place and the job is complete.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Mountain cloud boys

 

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macpo333

You kill a guy trying because he tried to rip you off and then you find a girl for a bunch of people

 

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Love Juice vice city

 

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Evil empire

You have a talk with Ken who is indeed a survivor. After this you pay a visit to Rafael who's not an italian painter because he doesn't have a ph. After this you go to a boat and meet Cortez who's not a conquistador because you're about 500 years too late, after this the colonel introduces to Mercedes who's not a car because it wouldn't make any sense. Shortly after this Ricardo who looks more like a stub than like Tubbs arrives and you go away to reach the pole position even if you don't have any race to compete in. When you arrive the girl enters the strip-tease club and the mission is over.

 

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GTA Vice City - The party

 

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wise_man

Tomorrow, this graveyard will be out of stock.

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GTA SA - Los Sepulcros

GTA IV - Undertaker

GTA O - Funeral Party

 

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Thelema93

The cousins Bellic... Niko arrives in liberty city and meets up with his rich, entrepreneur cousin Roman.. Roman arrives in his sports maserati and together they take off into the night. On route, they drive past Roman's multi million dollar luxury taxi business.. Roman is the undeclared taxi king of broker.. they eventually arrive at Roman's 2000 acre mansion surrounded by several luxury cars and a life size statue of Roman chiseled from gold.. the cousins are greeted at the door by Stephanie and babara, who are there to please the cousins and cater to their every whimm... The mansion is immaculate and is everything Roman described in his emails and more . Niko is very happy to be in LC and can feel the bad memory of Darko and Bulgarian slowly fading away. He's finally living the American dream. The end 

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TheFireMZL

Some crazy dude has sex with a meth addict girl, and then the jewish biker confronts the crazy phsycho for having sex with his girl. Oh. and the jewish biker gets hit by a glass bottle and then stomped to death by that crazy mfo

 

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Mr. Philips - GTA V

 

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8 hours ago, TheFireMZL said:

Some crazy dude has sex with a meth addict girl, and then the jewish biker confronts the crazy phsycho for having sex with his girl. Oh. and the jewish biker gets hit by a glass bottle and then stomped to death by that crazy mfo

 

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Mr. Philips - GTA V

 

 

A local drug addict brutally murders a Jewish after riding a fellow drug addict.

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wise_man

Girl lied to a war criminal and his inaudible partner to retrieve illegal medicines stolen from an unused medical institution.

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The Snow Storm - GTA IV

 

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Evil empire

You pay a visit to Luigi who is accompanied by Mickey instead of Mario. After this you go in Hepburn 8 to pick up a girl whose first name is not Audrey because she's not an actress anyway. After this you go in the garage so your car isn't misty any longer and you meet Joey whose name is not Tribbiani because you aren't friends and because the scene doesn't really take place in New-York anyway.

 

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GTA 3 - Drive Misty for me

 

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TheFireMZL

Green gang truce goes wrong 

 

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Reuniting the Families - GTA San Andreas

 

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Tycek

Patient of local mental institution is disgruntled with the radio program.

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Radio Za-Za!

 

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BurntTamale

after fighting a bunch of gang members you find out that big smoke is staying somewhere and you go and kill him and a bunch of gang members and then you get caught by some dude that wanted to kill you and then you chase down the guy wanted to kill you and he falls off a bridge where he dies

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Tycek

Famous Japanese scientist relocates

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Get Zitzaki!

 

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Wayne Kerr

Man checks out latest leisure wear and assassinates golf enthusiast in order to please future multi-billionaire's meal.

 

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Four Iron

 

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Evil empire

You pay a visit to Donald who's not a duck because it would be strange. After this you go in the airport, you kill some dudes who just killed some other dudes and you go in a dodo even if these birds are now extinct. After this you go in the construction site where you kill some others guys. When it's done you get high and you meet some dude who gives you a package and a girl who makes a very good dumpster diving because she probably learnt in Mike Andrews' conferences since she's from San Andreas. When the chick has left another girl enters and makes battery with the guy because Kenji is not a survivor contrary to Ken. After this you get down, you find love and the job is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - Grand theft aero

 

EDIT: You pay a visit to Avery whose first name is not Tex because you're not in a cartoon. After this you go in a shop to take new clothes. When it's done you go in a place where you see a comet even if there isn't any telescope. Once in the place you need to kill a dude while avoiding the security pigs.

 

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GTA Vice City - Four iron

 

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Panzermann11

It's the Gulf War... but with toys.

 

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New Model Army in San Andreas

 

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Panzermann11

Former broccoli gang member helps the Listerine gang take back their territory from the banana gang in the midst of a violent civil unrest.

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Los Desperados in San Andreas

 

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Panzermann11

You do something for your boss only to (accidentally) turn him over and become the boss.

 

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This S h i t's Cursed in The Lost and Damned

 

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Americana

Your real objective is to appreciate the best vehicle in 3D Era Grand Theft Auto games, Kuruma.

 

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Give Me Liberty

 

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IndianaLiam1

You give a high-value hoe a ride from the airport.

 

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Marta, Full of Grace.

 

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Panzermann11

It's that mission from San Andreas, only you don't follow the damn train...

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No Way on the Subway in GTA 4

 

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