DOUGL4S1 5,826 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) People are going too craaaze with drugs for the ear (that isn't house music), so a mentally impaired man asks one burpy boi to destroy a radio station. Spoiler Radio Za-Za! - GTA 2 (seriously, some GTA 2 mission plots are just gold) Edited October 29, 2019 by DOUGL4S1 Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) - Edited January 3, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 You go to a hotel for a sweet meeting with the Seville temple guys, but suddenly some dudes with the name of the swat pakistanese district on their uniforms come and crash the party even if the scene takes place in the USA. You enter the hotel to bring back your brother then take a car with a big smoky ryder. You fight the cops and you go through a billboard. When you completed the mission all you get is more respect and a taste of come. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Reuniting the families Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 @Evil empire: I insist you edit "pakistanese" out of your post, it feels somewhat... "initiating" to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) You go to a restaurant, you take a car and bring it to 8 balls in the Harwood butcher's place even if the guy is no longer there and even if it's not for a meat delivery anyway. You bring back the car to the restaurant and you discover its slogan wasn't randomly chosen. Spoiler GTA 3 - Mike lips last lunch EDIT: You meet a sort of bitch maker dude to protect your love fist then you ride a freeway or add it an american flag to turn it into an angel and you make a race against a zeppelin and a cougar. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Alloy wheels of steel Edited November 6, 2019 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) - Edited January 3, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,826 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Two criminals in a white van have to follow and kidnap someone. Spoiler Chop, GTA V. Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) You meet again the bitch maker who lost his bike because of the sharks. After this you can use the freeway, a sabre or even Regina Sanchez to climb some stairs and reach a roof. Once there you fight against some dudes then take the angel and run away from sharks inside of burritos. When you completed the job the bitch maker agrees to protect your love fist. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Hog tied EDIT: You pick up the phone and listen to The Donkey who tells you about some guys who love ice-cream. After this you take Mr Whoopee to the place of the Harwood butcher even if the guy is no longer here because his ice-cream factory is in Vice City then you park the truck in the docks. When some well-dressed guys are close enough of the vehicle you push a button and the mission is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - I scream, you scream Edited November 21, 2019 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) - Edited January 3, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) You get a whole percentage added to your overall game progress for watching a cutscene. Spoiler Love's Disappearance - III Edited December 22, 2019 by The Eddo Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuybj 195 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Plane packages. Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) You pick up the phone to join the dice from the hoods. After this you go to the picnic-area with a bat for a sort of baseball match even if the Aspatria stadium would be more adapted for this. Once there you meet some Black guys who also use bats but don't have any baseball glove and apparently think your head is the ball because they seem to have sight problems due to the many spanks they received from the Columbians. Once all the other team members are lying down on the ground you receive your cash reward even if there probably wasn't any spectator. Spoiler GTA 3 - Rumble You talk to a guy named Ken who probably doesn't have any girlfriend called Barbie. After this you need to reach the Kent through Malibu even if the former is in England whereas the latter is in California and you can't leave the Florida city. When it's done Paul tells you about a guy called Teal who obviously doesn't have any relationship with Teal'C the Jaffa since the action takes place 8 years before the movie Stargate was released whereas Jaffa is in Israel by the way. After this you go to an alley to see your target and you kill him. When it's done a friendly Black guy appears plus 3 hostile chefs who are probably jealous of you because you are known as the Harwood butcher. Your next objective is to run away from the cooks, get in a car, go to a shop and the mission is complete. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Back alley brawl Edited December 23, 2019 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) A military-trained professional wants you to prove that you're better than him at shooting and don't need his help at all for a bank heist. Spoiler The Shootist - Vice City Edited December 23, 2019 by The Eddo Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 You pay a visit to your sweet right-side neighbor who's angry because of the Aztec with the candle. After this you need to go in the willow field to reach the savannah. When you reached the train station you need to use your arrows in every direction with the right timing. When it's done you meet Cesar whose first name is not Julius because it wouldn't make any sense and the mission is complete. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Cesar Vialpando Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) You must answer all of the ringing phones in the city just to make sure they're all working properly. Spoiler Payday For Ray - III Edited December 25, 2019 by The Eddo Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) You pick up the phone and listen to Marty who isn't back to the future. After this you go in the Bitch & dog yard to pick up a long-lasting car you can't pimp. Then you pick up a bank dude and bring him to the dog food factory. When it's done you bring the car to the hare wood and the job is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - The crook Edited December 27, 2019 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,826 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 You sign a deal with the Devil with your floating pen, then go drinking with your mates. Spoiler Fish in a Barrel, GTA San Andreas. Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
KarimNTerr 2,754 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) Did somebody say yoga? "Did Somebody Say Yoga?" Edited December 27, 2019 by KarimNTerr Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) You go in the garage then pick-up some dude in the restaurant and bring him to the laundrette even if the guy's clothes don't seem stained and even if he doesn't have any dirty clothes bag with him. The guy enters the laundrette with a baseball-bat in his hands and talks to some Chinese guys probably because he wants to clean the bat or to invite them to a baseball match but the Asians shoot him so the dude runs away and you bring him back in the restaurant. Spoiler GTA 3 - Cipriani's chauffeur Edited December 27, 2019 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,826 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 You had to help a friend get In The Air Tonight, but Something Happened On The Way to Heaven. He gets attacked by some haters and you manage to defeat them Against All Odds, so your new friend can live One More Night. Spoiler Kill Phil, GTA Vice City Stories. Evil empire and Staunton Assassin 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 29, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) - Edited January 3, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 You talk to a guy who looks like Neo from Matrix, then you drive a guy in a car very fastly until he tells you he belongs to the italian mayor family, after this you bring your passenger to the 4 dragons. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Fender ketchup DOUGL4S1 and Staunton Assassin 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) You get a letter from Luigi even if the GTA series has nothing to do with the Mario franchise, then you take a baseball bat and show a medicine salesman the right way to play baseball. After that, you take the salesman's car, service it and deliver it to a lockup even if the car wouldn't fit in a lockup cell and even if you were supposed to return the car to the salesman. Spoiler Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up - III Edited January 3, 2020 by The Eddo Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 (edited) You pick up the phone and listen to a guy named Marty whose last name isn't Mac Fly then you go in the factory's yard to take a car which isn't a DeLorean and you pick up a woman whose name is probably not Jennifer Parker then you bring her to the dog food factory. After this you dump the esperanto in the sea so it becomes like this failed common european language concept and the mission is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - The wife You go in the hairwood area to pick up a bald guy then you drive to the port and shoot some Hispanics so the 8 balls enter the ship. When it's done the boat explodes then sinks and the job is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - Bomb da base act 2 Edited January 7, 2020 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,826 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 You get locked in a dark room with a naked middle-aged man, then you can get down to business ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (and by business of course, I meant a terrorist attack, not what you're probably thinking). Spoiler Politics, GTA TLaD. Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,761 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 (edited) You pay a visit to Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge and more generous. Instead of asking you to save Huey, Dewey, and Louie he asks you to save an old asian dude. After this you go to the fort and pick up a cruiser, then you go in a garages place, kill some Hispanics and rescue the hostage. Finally you drive your passenger to the media building so he finds Love and the job is complete. Spoiler GTA 3 - Liberator You see a Black and a White guy who aren't singing or talking about their babies' color because the action takes place 6 years before Michael Jackson released the eponymous song. After this you drive with Lance, attract 2 guys in a garage and change your clothes then go to the tar brush place even none of you works in the highways department. When the café is destroyed you drive very fastly to the starfish house even if none of you works as a fisherman and when you reach your destination despite the 5 stars the job is complete. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Cop land Edited January 8, 2020 by Evil empire Staunton Assassin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,869 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) - Edited February 5, 2020 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
SeventyRanger42 55 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 A Serbian goes to bang-bang some Chinese and try to steal a truck while being dragged around and thrown off the roof of it Link to post Share on other sites
