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[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.


Grotti Vigilante

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People are going too craaaze with drugs for the ear (that isn't house music), so a mentally impaired man asks one burpy boi to destroy a radio station.

 

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Radio Za-Za! - GTA 2 (seriously, some GTA 2 mission plots are just gold)

 

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You go to a hotel for a sweet meeting with the Seville temple guys, but suddenly some dudes with the name of the swat pakistanese district on their uniforms come and crash the party even if the scene takes place in the USA. You enter the hotel to bring back your brother then take a car with a big smoky ryder. You fight the cops and you go through a billboard. When you completed the mission all you get is more respect and a taste of come.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Reuniting the families

 

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You go to a restaurant, you take a car and bring it to 8 balls in the Harwood butcher's place even if the guy is no longer there and even if it's not for a meat delivery anyway. You bring back the car to the restaurant and you discover its slogan wasn't randomly chosen.

 

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GTA 3 - Mike lips last lunch

 

 

EDIT: You meet a sort of bitch maker dude to protect your love fist then you ride a freeway or add it an american flag to turn it into an angel and you make a race against a zeppelin and a cougar.

 

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GTA Vice City - Alloy wheels of steel

 

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You meet again the bitch maker who lost his bike because of the sharks. After this you can use the freeway, a sabre or even Regina Sanchez to climb some stairs and reach a roof. Once there you fight against some dudes then take the angel and run away from sharks inside of burritos. When you completed the job the bitch maker agrees to protect your love fist.

 

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GTA Vice City - Hog tied

 

EDIT: You pick up the phone and listen to The Donkey who tells you about some guys who love ice-cream. After this you take Mr Whoopee to the place of the Harwood butcher even if the guy is no longer here because his ice-cream factory is in Vice City then you park the truck in the docks. When some well-dressed guys are close enough of the vehicle you push a button and the mission is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - I scream, you scream

 

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You pick up the phone to join the dice from the hoods. After this you go to the picnic-area with a bat for a sort of baseball match even if the Aspatria stadium would be more adapted for this. Once there you meet some Black guys who also use bats but don't have any baseball glove and apparently think your head is the ball because they seem to have sight problems due to the many spanks they received from the Columbians. Once all the other team members are lying down on the ground you receive your cash reward even if there probably wasn't any spectator.

 

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GTA 3 - Rumble

 

You talk to a guy named Ken who probably doesn't have any girlfriend called Barbie. After this you need to reach the Kent through Malibu even if the former is in England whereas the latter is in California and you can't leave the Florida city. When it's done Paul tells you about a guy called Teal who obviously doesn't have any relationship with Teal'C the Jaffa since the action takes place 8 years before the movie Stargate was released whereas Jaffa is in Israel by the way. After this you go to an alley to see your target and you kill him. When it's done a friendly Black guy appears plus 3 hostile chefs who are probably jealous of you because you are known as the Harwood butcher. Your next objective is to run away from the cooks, get in a car, go to a shop and the mission is complete.

 

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GTA Vice City - Back alley brawl

 

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A military-trained professional wants you to prove that you're better than him at shooting and don't need his help at all for a bank heist.

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The Shootist - Vice City

 

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You pay a visit to your sweet right-side neighbor who's angry because of the Aztec with the candle. After this you need to go in the willow field to reach the savannah. When you reached the train station you need to use your arrows in every direction with the right timing. When it's done you meet Cesar whose first name is not Julius because it wouldn't make any sense and the mission is complete.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Cesar Vialpando

 

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You pick up the phone and listen to Marty who isn't back to the future. After this you go in the Bitch & dog yard to pick up a long-lasting car you can't pimp. Then you pick up a bank dude and bring him to the dog food factory. When it's done you bring the car to the hare wood and the job is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - The crook

 

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You go in the garage then pick-up some dude in the restaurant and bring him to the laundrette even if the guy's clothes don't seem stained and even if he doesn't have any dirty clothes bag with him. The guy enters the laundrette with a baseball-bat in his hands and talks to some Chinese guys probably because he wants to clean the bat or to invite them to a baseball match but the Asians shoot him so the dude runs away and you bring him back in the restaurant.

 

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GTA 3 - Cipriani's chauffeur

 

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You had to help a friend get In The Air Tonight, but Something Happened On The Way to Heaven. He gets attacked by some haters and you manage to defeat them Against All Odds, so your new friend can live One More Night.

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Kill Phil, GTA Vice City Stories.

 

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You talk to a guy who looks like Neo from Matrix, then you drive a guy in a car very fastly until he tells you he belongs to the italian mayor family, after this you bring your passenger to the 4 dragons.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Fender ketchup

 

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You get a letter from Luigi even if the GTA series has nothing to do with the Mario franchise, then you take a baseball bat and show a medicine salesman the right way to play baseball. After that, you take the salesman's car, service it and deliver it to a lockup even if the car wouldn't fit in a lockup cell and even if you were supposed to return the car to the salesman.

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Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up - III

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You pick up the phone and listen to a guy named Marty whose last name isn't Mac Fly then you go in the factory's yard to take a car which isn't a DeLorean and you pick up a woman whose name is probably not Jennifer Parker then you bring her to the dog food factory. After this you dump the esperanto in the sea so it becomes like this failed common european language concept and the mission is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - The wife

 

You go in the hairwood area to pick up a bald guy then you drive to the port and shoot some Hispanics so the 8 balls enter the ship. When it's done the boat explodes then sinks and the job is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - Bomb da base act 2

 

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You get locked in a dark room with a naked middle-aged man, then you can get down to business ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (and by business of course, I meant a terrorist attack, not what you're probably thinking).

 

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Politics, GTA TLaD.

 

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You pay a visit to Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge and more generous. Instead of asking you to save Huey, Dewey, and Louie he asks you to save an old asian dude. After this you go to the fort and pick up a cruiser, then you go in a garages place, kill some Hispanics and rescue the hostage. Finally you drive your passenger to the media building so he finds Love and the job is complete.

 

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GTA 3 - Liberator

 

You see a Black and a White guy who aren't singing or talking about their babies' color because the action takes place 6 years before Michael Jackson released the eponymous song. After this you drive with Lance, attract 2 guys in a garage and change your clothes then go to the tar brush place even none of you works in the highways department. When the café is destroyed you drive very fastly to the starfish house even if none of you works as a fisherman and when you reach your destination despite the 5 stars the job is complete.

 

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GTA Vice City - Cop land

 

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