[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.

[Pedinhuh 16,534]

Black gang member helps his nerdy friend against his nerdy nemesis by playing with explosive toys.

 

 

New Model Army, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Edited August 8 by Pedinhuh

[Grotti Vigilante 647]

Anxious homosexual pimps out his bodyguard on behalf of his mafioso stooge...

 

Boulevard Baby - The Ballad of Gay Tony

Edited August 8 by Grotti Vigilante

[Vercettis 37]

Boat race to validate the size of your testicles.

[The Eddo 863]

Mafia man kill and cut up fat deli man to sell his meat and prove himself as the big bad mafia man to his mother.

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Dead Meat - Liberty City Stories

 

Some lonely Japanese girl set her husband's wallet ablaze, not through shopping though.

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Cash Clash - Liberty City Stories

 

Black man take flight back home in undershirt vest.

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In the beginning... - San Andreas

 

Black man read magazine and randomly go blow up talcum powder factory.

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Yay Ka-Boom Boom - San Andreas

 

Mafia man protect enraged crazy midget from random kamikaze black bandits who just wanted some talcum powder to whiten their black bodies and extra funds to spend on their daily routine.

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Guardian Angels - Vice City

 

Mafia man jump from heli and land on road outside mansion only to get on mansion roof.

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Phnom Penh '86 - Vice City

 

Vocally troubled man borrow ice cream van from local good man for a while and use childish ice cream jingle to lure baby-like innocent mafia men to explosive death who just wanted to try out new ice cream flavors.

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I Scream, You Scream - III

 

Vocally troubled man and bald black bomb man raid random base full of unknown armed bandits making new kind of talcum powder. But vocally troubled man got very slow sniper gun and bald black bomb man can't use guns, so winning almost always unlikely.

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Bomb Da Base: Act II - III

 

[Grotti Vigilante 647]

3 hours ago, The Eddo said:

Mafia man kill and cut up fat deli man to sell his meat and prove himself as the big bad mafia man to his mother.

  Reveal hidden contents

Dead Meat - Liberty City Stories

 

Some lonely Japanese girl set her husband's wallet ablaze, not through shopping though.

  Reveal hidden contents

Cash Clash - Liberty City Stories

 

Black man take flight back home in undershirt vest.

  Reveal hidden contents

In the beginning... - San Andreas

 

Black man read magazine and randomly go blow up talcum powder factory.

  Reveal hidden contents

Yay Ka-Boom Boom - San Andreas

 

Mafia man protect enraged crazy midget from random kamikaze black bandits who just wanted some talcum powder to whiten their black bodies and extra funds to spend on their daily routine.

  Reveal hidden contents

Guardian Angels - Vice City

 

Mafia man jump from heli and land on road outside mansion only to get on mansion roof.

  Reveal hidden contents

Phnom Penh '86 - Vice City

 

Vocally troubled man borrow ice cream van from local good man for a while and use childish ice cream jingle to lure baby-like innocent mafia men to explosive death who just wanted to try out new ice cream flavors.

  Reveal hidden contents

I Scream, You Scream - III

 

Vocally troubled man and bald black bomb man raid random base full of unknown armed bandits making new kind of talcum powder. But vocally troubled man got very slow sniper gun and bald black bomb man can't use guns, so winning almost always unlikely.

  Reveal hidden contents

Bomb Da Base: Act II - III

 

Some were obvious based on single words, but you have the right idea. I was especially caught out on the one about the midget and kamikaze gangsters.

[The Eddo 863]

Black man take gun from pipe and follow on rusted tracks.

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Snail Trail - San Andreas

 

Black man and drug man borrow an arm from good boys.

Spoiler

Robbing Uncle Sam - San Andreas

 

Mafia man randomly make city full of holes for no reason.

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Messing With the Man - Vice City

 

Mentally unstable lady jump from high place and live.

Spoiler

Grand Theft Aero - III

 

[TheerT 399]

You (and some other guys) try to do something, but something goes wrong later.

 

Spoiler

GTA V's prologue

 

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

You do some small renovations on a construction site's offices, and then kindly helps them fill a hole with concrete. Does anyoe hear screams coming from the ground?

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Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas

 

[The Eddo 863]

A certain female nearly wastes WAY TOO EXPENSIVE shotgun ammo on some dumb idiot before swooning to the written name of a man who somehow knows the art of slow-mo and dashes out of the joint for no reason.

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Tanker Commander - San Andreas

 

You allegedly steal some plastic wrapper's boss and then leave him and his wife singing "I'm Too Fat For You (You're Too Fat For Me)!" at the bottom of the sea because an appliance fixer told you so.

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Management Issues - San Andreas

 

You sell talcum powder while hiding under a vending machine.

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Distribution - Vice City

 

Your employer smashes a box of photos before telling you what to do.

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The Chase - Vice City

 

You become sick with scopophobia after talking to a person in toilet so you go whack photos out of someone's back.

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Evidence Dash - III

 

You talk to a payphone and help prepare some food for people with collars.

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The Crook - III

 

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

You must first smash some wee-woo boxes, but later you have to drive the wee-woo box without smashing it.

 

Spoiler

Intensive Care, GTA San Andreas

 

Edited August 11 by DOUGL4S1

[The Eddo 863]

You steal a cop uniform to slip into some locked-down place undetected and get some free coffee and donuts.

Spoiler

Cop Land - Vice City

 

[The Eddo 863]

A bouncing man borrows gold-painted flying wings from al-habibi in order to steal some most likely cursed jewels from an urban cowboy and a former sailor.

Spoiler

Not So Fast - TBoGT