Pedinhuh 20,499 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) Black gang member helps his nerdy friend against his nerdy nemesis by playing with explosive toys. New Model Army, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Edited August 8, 2019 by Pedinhuh 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,293 Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) Anxious homosexual pimps out his bodyguard on behalf of his mafioso stooge... Boulevard Baby - The Ballad of Gay Tony Edited August 8, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante Link to post Share on other sites
Vercettis 43 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Boat race to validate the size of your testicles. Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) A mafia guy protects an enraged crazy midget from random kamikaze black bandits. Spoiler Guardian Angels - Vice City Edited February 5, 2020 by The Eddo 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,293 Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 hours ago, The Eddo said: Mafia man kill and cut up fat deli man to sell his meat and prove himself as the big bad mafia man to his mother. Reveal hidden contents Dead Meat - Liberty City Stories Some lonely Japanese girl set her husband's wallet ablaze, not through shopping though. Reveal hidden contents Cash Clash - Liberty City Stories Black man take flight back home in undershirt vest. Reveal hidden contents In the beginning... - San Andreas Black man read magazine and randomly go blow up talcum powder factory. Reveal hidden contents Yay Ka-Boom Boom - San Andreas Mafia man protect enraged crazy midget from random kamikaze black bandits who just wanted some talcum powder to whiten their black bodies and extra funds to spend on their daily routine. Reveal hidden contents Guardian Angels - Vice City Mafia man jump from heli and land on road outside mansion only to get on mansion roof. Reveal hidden contents Phnom Penh '86 - Vice City Vocally troubled man borrow ice cream van from local good man for a while and use childish ice cream jingle to lure baby-like innocent mafia men to explosive death who just wanted to try out new ice cream flavors. Reveal hidden contents I Scream, You Scream - III Vocally troubled man and bald black bomb man raid random base full of unknown armed bandits making new kind of talcum powder. But vocally troubled man got very slow sniper gun and bald black bomb man can't use guns, so winning almost always unlikely. Reveal hidden contents Bomb Da Base: Act II - III Some were obvious based on single words, but you have the right idea. I was especially caught out on the one about the midget and kamikaze gangsters. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
[Ambient] 927 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 You (and some other guys) try to do something, but something goes wrong later. Spoiler GTA V's prologue Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,820 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 You do some small renovations on a construction site's offices, and then kindly helps them fill a hole with concrete. Does anyoe hear screams coming from the ground? Spoiler Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) You allegedly steal some plastic wrapper's boss and then leave him and his wife singing "I'm Too Fat For You (You're Too Fat For Me)!" at the bottom of the sea because an appliance fixer told you to do so. Spoiler Management Issues - San Andreas You sell talcum powder while hiding under a vending machine. Spoiler Distribution - Vice City Your employer smashes a box of photos before telling you what to do. Spoiler The Chase - Vice City Edited February 5, 2020 by The Eddo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,820 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) You must first smash some wee-woo boxes, but later you have to drive the wee-woo box without smashing it. Spoiler Intensive Care, GTA San Andreas Edited August 11, 2019 by DOUGL4S1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 You steal a cop uniform to slip into some locked-down place undetected and get some free coffee and donuts. Spoiler Cop Land - Vice City 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) You get a brand-new car with an ornament that breathes. Spoiler Fender Ketchup - San Andreas You DO NOT take a sea vehicle to a location, even though going there by sea makes sense, considering how the mission's theme suggests something like that. Spoiler Dam and Blast - San Andreas EDIT: Sorry for the large bump, it's just that I like this thread. Edited October 22, 2019 by The Eddo 2 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,820 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Rich dude gets angry at someone for sh*tposting on the internet. Spoiler Blog This!... and ...Blog This!, GTA TBoGT. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 You try to write something on some papers with your completely empty and inanimate hands, then you drink from a cup filled to the top with nothing except thin air. Spoiler Fish in a Barrel - San Andreas 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,734 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) You drive a car with a music band inside very fastly until someone explains he cut some wires so you can slow down. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Publicity tour EDIT: You go in the airport but you destroy a plane instead of using it to travel then you fight against some angry Latinos, pick up some packages, run away from angry guys in uniform and bring the package into a construction site even if you know it's not going to help at all the building. Once there you discover a dead man because of the staff, a dead woman who used to make battery with the latter and another woman is missing. Spoiler GTA 3 - S.A.M. Your sister is angry because some dudes compared her with a cop who's the main character in the eponymous series from the 80's so you use a crane and then a concrete solution to ensure the foreman stays in the underground part of the construction site for a long time. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Deconstruction Edited February 3, 2020 by Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 You pay money to a stall to give you something, and then you try to request for some money from it. The stall guy pulls out an old cannon and then you must go back to somewhere. Spoiler Ryder - San Andreas 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,734 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 An asian girl tells you to go to a strip-club without her to prove your loyalty, once there you can throw a cocktail invented in Finland to a dude with Italian origins who's accompanied by a lot of other guys with the same origins. Spoiler GTA 3 - Sayonara Salvatore 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DownInThePMs 2,452 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) A mission that ends with one of the antagonists interpreting "A Piece Of My Heart" a bit too literally. Flatliner - CTW Edited October 24, 2019 by DownInTheHole Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,820 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Domestic Terrorism Simulator 2k10 Spoiler Bang Bang, GTA TBoGT. Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) You take a toy wagon full of firework powder to a fish farm so your fat boss can eat some special fish that's fried to begin with. Spoiler Blow Fish = III You must go with your fat friend to pick up your fat friend's cousin so you all three can go bowling together. Spoiler Running Dog - San Andreas You must first take an extreme hike up to the maximum possible tip of Mount Everest, then you must rest up in a door-less and window-less cabin surrounded by crazed and angry forest gringos who stole suits and war cannons from the city people. Then, you must prove your strength to a man living in the same cabin, who witnessed that some well-made bricks are really good to eat. Finally, you must take some random selfies with that generous man, bid him goodbye, fasten your seatbelt and then slowly WALK all the way back home in the maximum possible amount of slow motion. Spoiler Badlands - San Andreas Edited February 5, 2020 by The Eddo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Bonomo 179 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Dude walks into a bar, dances with an ex-flame, hooks up in the manager office, gets interrupted by the ex-flames boyfriend, Dude shoots the boyfriend in the head. Boulevard Baby, The Ballad of Gay Tony Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 A friendly and lawful cop advises you to stop being a criminal and get a honest job as a valet. You take his advice and decide to become a valet, you don't have a valet uniform so you borrow one from a very generous valet you meet. But when you get to work, your first customer refuses to pay so you put some cold food in his trunk and call the police to get him arrested for having cold food in possession. Spoiler 555 We Tip - San Andreas 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,734 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) A dude of italian origins tells you about a string quartet which is in fact made of con artists. After this you take a dodo to fly even if these birds are now extinct then you go in a sort of shemale. After a shooting sequence with the quartet, you land the plane in the airport. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Freefall Edited October 25, 2019 by Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,820 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) This is a very well-written and carefully tought-out plot device, symbolizing a very important story point where the main character starts to realize that the person he trusted all along isn't that trustworthy. But this mission is mostly remembered because of a meme. Spoiler Drive-Thru, GTA San Andreas. Edited October 25, 2019 by DOUGL4S1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 You hop into a car and become a fan of Micheal Jackson in a matter of seconds. Spoiler In the beginning... - Vice City 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,734 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) You go see a guy to pick up some vegetables in his farm but when you see some guys who are already high are going to arrive you ensure the frost doesn't damage the gathering by using a cocktail of finnish origin, a thing that reminds you of Granada with an added pin or a sort of flame flower. Then you go in a sort of mother sheep to a neighboorhood whose name reminds you of a drug-addict musician called Pete and an actress called Shannen who's already in Beverly Hills but hasn't been charmed yet. Finally you enter a garage and the mission is over. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Are you going to San Fierro? Edited October 25, 2019 by Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,734 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 You pay a visit to Joe the greasy under a bridge named after a dirty inspector from the east wood. Once there you pick your cargo which is dead as mutton even if it's not a sheep but when you do some guys try to kill you and you need to get rid of them. To complete the job you need to deliver your cargo to the place of the famous " Harwood butcher" even if the guy is the no longer there. Spoiler GTA 3 - Dead skunk in the trunk You pay a vsiit to a baker called Mitch in the greasy chopper, then your cause the maximum KO's in the city preferably without using any boxing skill, all of this because you want to ensure the security of your love fist. Spoiler GTA Vice City - Messing with the man You take the arse baron and make a shooting against some guys who make deliveries for Berkeley even if it doesn't have any relationship with the university. To complete the mission you need the arse baron to come in the arse shop before it gets empty. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Supply lines 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,527 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
