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[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.


Grotti Vigilante
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meth dealer and gun dealer goes all micah bell on a whole family of meth dealers. house goes boom.

 

 

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crystal maze gta 5

 

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A Long Way to Fall

 

Travel from A to B to kill a guy

 

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A very logical guy wants you to beat him in a race so he becomes your driver.

 

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The mission is named after 2 weapons you won't use.

 

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Heartless Hunk Hunts Hysterical Heartbreaker at Home of Hydromechanics; Leaves Leveling Lover at Levee


 

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Eugene H. Krabs

Watch a cutscene, drive and watch another cutscene

 

 

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Police Impersonator Simulator 2k8

 

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Crime and Punishment, GTA IV

 

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Big Smoke, GTA San Andreas

 

 

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You go see some doughnut-eating guys who ask you to bring some cocktails invented in Finland to a Latino dude's home and you meet a girl who's becoming hotter and hotter because of the cocktails.

 

GTA San Andreas - Burning desire

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Slavic immigrant helps ignorant local black man to crush a worker's rights protest as an unknown favour for eccentric Arab billionaire.

 

Deconstruction for Beginners - Grand Theft Auto IV 

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You go to another city and meet someone familiar to you. Then you go to some place.

 

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You see a dude who lost his head, then help others lose their heads.

 

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In The Crosshairs, GTA TBoGT

 

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Evil empire

You're looking for love so you enter a media building to see Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge but don't find him, all of this in a game where you can't duck.

 

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GTA 3 - Love's disappearance

 

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GTA San Andreas - Saint Mark's bistro

 

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Your kill chef Boyardee, then escape with Ricardo Tubbs.

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Daddy's Little Girl, GTA V.

 

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You rob a bank in a snowy town that appears only in 2 missions.

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You and your obese homeboy find out that despite the wall coming down, the Cold War still ain’t over...

 

 

Just Business - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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burger_mike

Rob a jewelry store because your wife banged someone else

 

vangellico heist

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You must impress a girl and steal her vehicle because a janitor told you to.

 

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Life's a Beach, GTA San Andreas

 

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If this mission was made into a YouTube video, it would be called "Biker Cockblock Gone WRONG"...

 

No Love Lost - Grand Theft Auto IV

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1) Steal a super dangerous super weapon of super doom from a private military company despite everyone's efforts to lay low because what could go wrong

2) ???

3) Profit?

 

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The Merryweather Heist, GTA V

 

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