Lemoyne outlaw 2,642 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 meth dealer and gun dealer goes all micah bell on a whole family of meth dealers. house goes boom. Spoiler crystal maze gta 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Corndawg93 1,145 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) Spoiler A Long Way to Fall Travel from A to B to kill a guy Edited July 20, 2019 by Corndawg93 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 A very logical guy wants you to beat him in a race so he becomes your driver. GTA Vice City - The driver 4 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 The mission is named after 2 weapons you won't use. Spoiler Nines and AKs, GTA San Andreas. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Yinepi 1,487 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) Heartless Hunk Hunts Hysterical Heartbreaker at Home of Hydromechanics; Leaves Leveling Lover at Levee Spoiler The Exchange, GTAIII Edited July 20, 2019 by Yinepi 5 Link to post Share on other sites
E Revere 299 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Some weird drug addicts accidentally become an anti-terror division. Spoiler Publicity Tour, GTA VC 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) You run the city very fastly so people don't take a spank when they drink coffee. GTA 3 - Espresso-2-go! Edited July 21, 2019 by Evil empire 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene H. Krabs 2,559 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) Watch a cutscene, drive and watch another cutscene The Cousins Bellic Edited July 21, 2019 by Eugene H. Krabs Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You go to a park to hunt a weasel and you leave when the park is green. GTA San Andreas - Doberman 5 Link to post Share on other sites
E Revere 299 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Bald man man proves his genital capabilities by fighting for a box. Nice Package, VCS 6 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Police Impersonator Simulator 2k8 Spoiler Crime and Punishment, GTA IV 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You drive a trash-collecting vehicle to a place where you find 8 balls and then to a fish factory where you leave the vehicle and you run away very fastly. GTA 3 - Blow fish 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GrudgefromSanAndreas 763 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You drive the phat phuck without actually driving Spoiler Big Smoke, GTA San Andreas 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You go see some doughnut-eating guys who ask you to bring some cocktails invented in Finland to a Latino dude's home and you meet a girl who's becoming hotter and hotter because of the cocktails. GTA San Andreas - Burning desire 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,287 Posted July 21, 2019 Author Share Posted July 21, 2019 Slavic immigrant helps ignorant local black man to crush a worker's rights protest as an unknown favour for eccentric Arab billionaire. Deconstruction for Beginners - Grand Theft Auto IV 4 Link to post Share on other sites
[Ambient] 925 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You go to another city and meet someone familiar to you. Then you go to some place. Cousins Bellic - GTA IV Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 You see a dude who lost his head, then help others lose their heads. Spoiler In The Crosshairs, GTA TBoGT 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) You're looking for love so you enter a media building to see Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge but don't find him, all of this in a game where you can't duck. Spoiler GTA 3 - Love's disappearance A locksmith has an issue with a door he can't open, you open the door for him, recruit him for a job in a bank and fight some hostile dudes wearing a uniform by the way. Spoiler GTA Vice City - No escape? You fly to a bar in another city optionally with a desert eagle, then you go to a place with a name that looks like a hommage to a red dude who nearly has the same first name than you. Once there you immediately make a shooting match with the bar owner and his team. When you're victorious you return to the city you came from to receive your reward. Spoiler GTA San Andreas - Saint Mark's bistro Edited January 5 by Evil empire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
89'Classic 19 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Your kill chef Boyardee, then escape with Ricardo Tubbs. Edited July 22, 2019 by 89'Classic Back Alley Brawl 1 Link to post Share on other sites
HOW'S ANNIE? 2,720 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 To prove a point to his mother, a feared mafia hitman stalks and takes photos of a diaper wearing man in the woods. Snappy Dresser- LCS 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,718 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 You take a motorbike, go from roof to roof and enlighten a building so everybody knows that Candy sucks. GTA Vice City - G-Spotlight Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 A man attemps to murder his sedentary son using exercise, but when that fails, the son retaliates by ruining his sister's life. Spoiler Daddy's Little Girl, GTA V. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 562 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 You rob a bank in a snowy town that appears only in 2 missions. Prologue, GTA V Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,287 Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) You and your obese homeboy find out that despite the wall coming down, the Cold War still ain’t over... Just Business - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Edited July 23, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante 5 Link to post Share on other sites
burger_mike 3,286 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Rob a jewelry store because your wife banged someone else vangellico heist Link to post Share on other sites
E Revere 299 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You nearly cause a temporal paradox but somehow avoid it by a matter of moments. Spoiler Museum Piece, Collector's Item, Not So Fast. GTA IV & its Episodes 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 You must impress a girl and steal her vehicle because a janitor told you to. Spoiler Life's a Beach, GTA San Andreas 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,287 Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 If this mission was made into a YouTube video, it would be called "Biker Cockblock Gone WRONG"... No Love Lost - Grand Theft Auto IV 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Staunton Assassin 2,469 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) - Edited December 19, 2019 by The Eddo Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1) Steal a super dangerous super weapon of super doom from a private military company despite everyone's efforts to lay low because what could go wrong 2) ??? 3) Profit? Spoiler The Merryweather Heist, GTA V Link to post Share on other sites
