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[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.


Grotti Vigilante

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Lemoyne outlaw

meth dealer and gun dealer goes all micah bell on a whole family of meth dealers. house goes boom.

 

 

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crystal maze gta 5

 

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A Long Way to Fall

 

Travel from A to B to kill a guy

 

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Evil empire

A very logical guy wants you to beat him in a race so he becomes your driver.

 

GTA Vice City - The driver

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DOUGL4S1

The mission is named after 2 weapons you won't use.

 

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Nines and AKs, GTA San Andreas.

 

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Yinepi

Heartless Hunk Hunts Hysterical Heartbreaker at Home of Hydromechanics; Leaves Leveling Lover at Levee


 

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The Exchange, GTAIII

 

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E Revere

Some weird drug addicts accidentally become an anti-terror division.

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Publicity Tour, GTA VC

 

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Evil empire

You run the city very fastly so people don't take a spank when they drink coffee.

 

 

GTA 3 - Espresso-2-go!

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Eugene H. Krabs

Watch a cutscene, drive and watch another cutscene

 

 

The Cousins Bellic

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Evil empire

You go to a park to hunt a weasel and you leave when the park is green.

 

GTA San Andreas - Doberman

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E Revere

Bald man man proves his genital capabilities by fighting for a box.

Nice Package, VCS

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Evil empire

You drive a trash-collecting vehicle to a place where you find 8 balls and then to a fish factory where you leave the vehicle and you run away very fastly.

 

GTA 3 - Blow fish

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

You drive the phat phuck without actually driving

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Big Smoke, GTA San Andreas

 

 

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Evil empire

You go see some doughnut-eating guys who ask you to bring some cocktails invented in Finland to a Latino dude's home and you meet a girl who's becoming hotter and hotter because of the cocktails.

 

GTA San Andreas - Burning desire

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Grotti Vigilante

Slavic immigrant helps ignorant local black man to crush a worker's rights protest as an unknown favour for eccentric Arab billionaire.

 

Deconstruction for Beginners - Grand Theft Auto IV 

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[Ambient]

You go to another city and meet someone familiar to you. Then you go to some place.

 

Cousins Bellic - GTA IV

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DOUGL4S1

You see a dude who lost his head, then help others lose their heads.

 

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In The Crosshairs, GTA TBoGT

 

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Evil empire

You're looking for love so you enter a media building to see Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge but don't find him, all of this in a game where you can't duck.

 

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GTA 3 - Love's disappearance

 

A locksmith has an issue with a door he can't open, you open the door for him, recruit him for a job in a bank and fight some hostile dudes wearing a uniform by the way.

 

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GTA Vice City - No escape?

 

You fly to a bar in another city optionally with a desert eagle, then you go to a place with a name that looks like a hommage to a red dude who nearly has the same first name than you.  Once there you immediately make a shooting match with the bar owner and his team. When you're victorious you return to the city you came from to receive your reward.

 

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GTA San Andreas - Saint Mark's bistro

 

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89'Classic

Your kill chef Boyardee, then escape with Ricardo Tubbs.

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Back Alley Brawl
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HOW'S ANNIE?

To prove a point to his mother, a feared mafia hitman stalks and takes photos of a diaper wearing man in the woods.

 

Snappy Dresser- LCS

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Evil empire

You take a motorbike, go from roof to roof and enlighten a building so everybody knows that Candy sucks.

 

GTA Vice City - G-Spotlight

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DOUGL4S1

A man attemps to murder his sedentary son using exercise, but when that fails, the son retaliates by ruining his sister's life.

 

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Daddy's Little Girl, GTA V.

 

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Mattineu

You rob a bank in a snowy town that appears only in 2 missions.

Prologue, GTA V

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Grotti Vigilante

You and your obese homeboy find out that despite the wall coming down, the Cold War still ain’t over...

 

 

Just Business - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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burger_mike

Rob a jewelry store because your wife banged someone else

 

vangellico heist

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E Revere

You nearly cause a temporal paradox but somehow avoid it by a matter of moments.

 

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Museum Piece, Collector's Item, Not So Fast. GTA IV & its Episodes

 

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DOUGL4S1

You must impress a girl and steal her vehicle because a janitor told you to.

 

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Life's a Beach, GTA San Andreas

 

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Grotti Vigilante

If this mission was made into a YouTube video, it would be called "Biker Cockblock Gone WRONG"...

 

No Love Lost - Grand Theft Auto IV

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DOUGL4S1

1) Steal a super dangerous super weapon of super doom from a private military company despite everyone's efforts to lay low because what could go wrong

2) ???

3) Profit?

 

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The Merryweather Heist, GTA V

 

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