[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.

[confederatestatesgta 1,658]

meth dealer and gun dealer goes all micah bell on a whole family of meth dealers. house goes boom.

 

 

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crystal maze gta 5

 

[Corndawg93 989]

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A Long Way to Fall

 

Travel from A to B to kill a guy

 

Edited July 20 by Corndawg93

[Evil empire 1,811]

A very logical guy wants you to beat him in a race so he becomes your driver.

 

GTA Vice City - The driver

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

The mission is named after 2 weapons you won't use.

 

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Nines and AKs, GTA San Andreas.

 

[Yinepi 1,118]

Heartless Hunk Hunts Hysterical Heartbreaker at Home of Hydromechanics; Leaves Leveling Lover at Levee


 

Spoiler

The Exchange, GTAIII

 

Edited July 20 by Yinepi

[henrardwal 65]

Some weird drug addicts accidentally become an anti-terror division.

Spoiler

Publicity Tour, GTA VC

 

[Evil empire 1,811]

You run the city very fastly so people don't take a spank when they drink coffee.

 

 

GTA 3 - Espresso-2-go!

Edited July 21 by Evil empire

[Eugene H. Krabs 2,304]

Watch a cutscene, drive and watch another cutscene

 

 

The Cousins Bellic

Edited July 21 by Eugene H. Krabs

[Evil empire 1,811]

You go to a park to hunt a weasel and you leave when the park is green.

 

GTA San Andreas - Doberman

[henrardwal 65]

Bald man man proves his genital capabilities by fighting for a box.

Nice Package, VCS

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

Police Impersonator Simulator 2k8

 

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Crime and Punishment, GTA IV

 

[Evil empire 1,811]

You drive a trash-collecting vehicle to a place where you find 8 balls and then to a fish factory where you leave the vehicle and you run away very fastly.

 

GTA 3 - Blow fish

[GrudgefromSanAndreas 591]

You drive the phat phuck without actually driving

Spoiler

Big Smoke, GTA San Andreas

 

 

[Evil empire 1,811]

You go see some doughnut-eating guys who ask you to bring some cocktails invented in Finland to a Latino dude's home and you meet a girl who's becoming hotter and hotter because of the cocktails.

 

GTA San Andreas - Burning desire

[Grotti Vigilante 647]

Slavic immigrant helps ignorant local black man to crush a worker's rights protest as an unknown favour for eccentric Arab billionaire.

 

Deconstruction for Beginners - Grand Theft Auto IV 

[TheerT 399]

You go to another city and meet someone familiar to you. Then you go to some place.

 

Cousins Bellic - GTA IV

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

You see a dude who lost his head, then help others lose their heads.

 

Spoiler

In The Crosshairs, GTA TBoGT

 

[Evil empire 1,811]

You're looking for love so you enter a media building to see Donald who's as rich as Uncle Scrooge but don't find him, all of this in a game where you can't duck.

 

Spoiler

GTA 3 - Love's disappearance

 

A locksmith has an issue with a door he can't open, you open the door for him, recruit him for a job in a bank and fight some hostile dudes wearing a uniform by the way.

 

Spoiler

GTA Vice City - No escape?

 

You fly to a bar in another city optionally with a desert eagle, you go to a place with a name that looks like a hommage to the father of communism and you immediately make a shooting match with the bar owner and his team. When you're victorious you return to the city you came from to receive your reward.

 

Spoiler

GTA San Andreas - Saint Mark's bistro

 

[89'Classic 19]

Your kill chef Boyardee, then escape with Ricardo Tubbs.

Edited July 22 by 89'Classic
Back Alley Brawl

[HOW'S ANNIE? 2,071]

To prove a point to his mother, a feared mafia hitman stalks and takes photos of a diaper wearing man in the woods.

 

Snappy Dresser- LCS

[Evil empire 1,811]

You take a motorbike, go from roof to roof and enlighten a building so everybody knows that Candy sucks.

 

GTA Vice City - G-Spotlight

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

A man attemps to murder his sedentary son using exercise, but when that fails, the son retaliates by ruining his sister's life.

 

Spoiler

Daddy's Little Girl, GTA V.

 

[Mattineu 205]

You rob a bank in a snowy town that appears only in 2 missions.

Prologue, GTA V

[Grotti Vigilante 647]

You and your obese homeboy find out that despite the wall coming down, the Cold War still ain’t over...

 

 

Just Business - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Edited July 23 by Grotti Vigilante

[Equatecurl 2,831]

Rob a jewelry store because your wife banged someone else

 

vangellico heist

[henrardwal 65]

You nearly cause a temporal paradox but somehow avoid it by a matter of moments.

 

Spoiler

Museum Piece, Collector's Item, Not So Fast. GTA IV & its Episodes

 

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

You must impress a girl and steal her vehicle because a janitor told you to.

 

Spoiler

Life's a Beach, GTA San Andreas

 

[Grotti Vigilante 647]

If this mission was made into a YouTube video, it would be called "Biker Cockblock Gone WRONG"...

 

No Love Lost - Grand Theft Auto IV

[The Eddo 863]

My grammar isn't bad, but I've made it purposely bad for this post to make guessing difficult.

 

Big bad (yet thin) mafia man work under Japangirl to kill Japanboy only for Japanboy no interested to coffee with Japangirl. After Japanboy KOed, Japangirl sad and failedly torture mafia man with poetry instead give cash and let man go. Japangirl kamikaze thru wingless flight out of her flat's open whatchamacallit and fall on four-wheel doohickey. Yet mafia man still get cash for gigs done.

 

Now guess it. I dare you to open the spoiler because I wouldn't want to open it if I were you.

 

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You wanna know?

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You really wanna know?

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You really really wanna know?

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You really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really really really really really wanna know?

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You really really really really really really really really really really wanna know?

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Okay, fine. It's Cash in Kazuki's Chips from Liberty City Stories. So much for cheating your way all the way over here, huh? LOL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DOUGL4S1 4,489]

1) Steal a super dangerous super weapon of super doom from a private military company despite everyone's efforts to lay low because what could go wrong

2) ???

3) Profit?

 

Spoiler

The Merryweather Heist, GTA V