Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) I've seen similar games such as guess the mission and stuff like that, but I think what would be a fun game for us to play is "Describe a mission plot badly". Basically, you just need to describe a mission from any GTA game, in a very unconventional and poor manner. Everybody else can try to guess this mission, in which the answer should be hidden away behind a spoiler tag. To do this, just type [ SPOILER ] at the start of the mission name, and end it with [ /SPOILER ] (no spaces between the brackets and the words. I did it merely so the instructions wouldn't be hidden away in a spoiler tag). So with that said, I'll start us off... "You are asked to take part, and win, in an unfair and frustrating sporting event for a potential heist crew member in order to prove to this crew member that you don't actually really need him, which ends up being the case in the end anyway". The Driver - Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Edited July 13, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante 5 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,815 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 You go to a park, kill a wave of gang members, kill another wave of gang members, kill yet another wave of gang members and then kill more gang members. Spoiler Beat Down on B Dup, GTA San Andreas. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Mattineu 564 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 You, and your overweight friend, go and race against a train in a dirt bike, just to kill 4 gang members tough as steel, as your friend has the acurrancy of a rock, thus, losing almost every single shot, just to him call you the one that f*cked up everything. Wrong Side of the Tracks, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GrudgefromSanAndreas 764 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 You just fart grass-coloured sigs on top of eggplant-coloured ones Spoiler Tagging Up Turf [GTA San Andreas] 5 Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 819 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) You cover a dude in sh*t because the dude said a banger's fam look like a ho Ain't giving it up ya just gotta guess Edited July 13, 2019 by KingAJ032304 Link to post Share on other sites
Vega LVI 313 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) Mafia hitman plays with toys to advance rich man’s land development prospects. Spoiler Demolition Man Edited July 13, 2019 by Vega LVI 7 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,815 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Dude gets Jimmy Hoffa'd. Spoiler Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas. Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Vega LVI said: Mafia hitman plays with toys to advance rich man’s land development prospects. Reveal hidden contents Demolition Man Well done. This is the kind of creativity I've been hoping for 😛 2 Link to post Share on other sites
TheSantader25 7,225 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The one where eating was a mistake. Because you know what happens when you eat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
KingAJ032304 819 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 36 minutes ago, DOUGL4S1 said: Dude gets Jimmy Hoffa'd. Hide contents Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas. Said it first! Link to post Share on other sites
Max.pain 1,743 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) a guy sends someone to kill some mafia members just to test how good he is Edited July 13, 2019 by Max.pain Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Max.pain said: btw how do you do the reveal hidden content thing Instructions are stated in the OP. 7 hours ago, Grotti Vigilante said: To do this, just type [ SPOILER ] at the start of the mission name, and end it with [ /SPOILER ] (no spaces between the brackets and the words. I did it merely so the instructions wouldn't be hidden away in a spoiler tag). Edited July 13, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante Link to post Share on other sites
Max.pain 1,743 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Grotti Vigilante said: Instructions are stated in the OP. sorry i think i’ve been lazy thanks for the answer 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Max.pain said: sorry i think i’ve been lazy thanks for the answer It's fine. It'll be the second person asking who'll have no excuse 😜 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vega LVI 313 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Ghetto gangbanger becomes romantically involved with an arson survivor on word from donut shop regulars. Spoiler Burning Desire 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 14, 2019 Author Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) Ghetto boy whose new in town takes part in competitive domestic sex trafficking and the slaughter of a religious figure in order to earn the trust of a man with an on-the-nose euphemistic name... Jizzy - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Edited July 14, 2019 by Grotti Vigilante 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Vega LVI 313 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) Thuggie with speech disorder cuucks entire cartel by sabotaging their vixen leader’s flight plans. Spoiler The Exchange Edited July 14, 2019 by Vega LVI 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 14, 2019 Author Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Vega LVI said: Thuggie with speech disorder cuucks entire cartel by sabotaging their vixen leader’s flight plans. Reveal hidden contents The Exchange Someone just give this user a medal already... 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,815 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 A psychopath and a mentally challenged person go to a strip club together. Spoiler Hang Ten, GTA V 2 Link to post Share on other sites
tranceking26 1,242 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 A bloke wearing the same clothes for 12 years gets killed Spoiler Panlantic Land Grab - LCS 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene H. Krabs 2,566 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 You have to buy masks, because it's actually a mission. So much for a game called "Grand Theft Auto", right? Exactly what you think it is 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 50,071 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The guy makes pr0n in his basement, but the least he could've done was send over some tapes. Do You Have Protection?: GTA IV 5 Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,815 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Some random hippie came up with the Area 51 raid before it was cool. Spoiler Black Project, GTA San Andreas. 10 Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 1,289 Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 Religious figure advocates thousands of dollars of property damage because pollution is a thing Karmaggedon - Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Pedinhuh 20,494 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Local mafia man kills thousands of people in a domestic terrorism act by blowing up a entire neighborhood so his dumbass investor friend can build a huge tower. Bringing The House Down: Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 50,071 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 She's a Guido slut with an old school dad and doesn't mind guys getting into her pants. I'll take Her: GTA IV 2 Link to post Share on other sites
B Dawg 10,329 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) Big bad biker man has to ride bitch on a hairdryer to lose the pigs after his bike gets blown up by a dumb thot. Shifting Weight: The Lost And Damned Edited July 17, 2019 by B Dawg 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Tao Cheng 919 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) Middle aged mentally unstable manchild does business with Chinamen. Spoiler Trevor Philips Industries, GTAV. Fat black man slaughters innocent ching chang chongs working at a meat distribution factory all because he found MSG on his 3 large bucket meals at Cluckin Bell. Spoiler Fresh Meat, GTAV Two fat pizza parlor pushers get angry after hearing about a failed business transaction. (Hardest GTA mission by far BTW) Spoiler An Old Friend, GTA Vice City Mentally unstable man does a food delivery run once he heard that cannibals love potato heads. Spoiler Patrick McReary side mission as Trevor if you send him to the Altruists, GTA V Edited July 17, 2019 by Tao Cheng 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Claude4Catalina 331 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 drive your homies home before the fat f*ck eats everyone's fried chicken Drive-Thru 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,731 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 A high and drunk guy has been foolishly playing with explosives and is injured so you drive him to the hospital while you're heavily stunned. GTA Vice City - Boomshine Saïgon 3 Link to post Share on other sites