[GAME] Describe a mission plot badly.

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

I've seen similar games such as guess the mission and stuff like that, but I think what would be a fun game for us to play is "Describe a mission plot badly". Basically, you just need to describe a mission from any GTA game, in a very unconventional and poor manner. Everybody else can try to guess this mission, in which the answer should be hidden away behind a spoiler tag. To do this, just type [ SPOILER ] at the start of the mission name, and end it with [ /SPOILER ] (no spaces between the brackets and the words. I did it merely so the instructions wouldn't be hidden away in a spoiler tag). So with that said, I'll start us off...

 

"You are asked to take part, and win, in an unfair and frustrating sporting event for a potential heist crew member in order to prove to this crew member that you don't actually really need him, which ends up being the case in the end anyway".

 

The Driver - Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Edited July 13 by Grotti Vigilante

[DOUGL4S1 4,484]

You go to a park, kill a wave of gang members, kill another wave of gang members, kill yet another wave of gang members and then kill more gang members.

Spoiler

Beat Down on B Dup, GTA San Andreas.

 

[Mattineu 204]

You, and your overweight friend, go and race against a train in a dirt bike, just to kill 4 gang members tough as steel, as your friend has the acurrancy of a rock, thus, losing almost every single shot, just to him call you the one that f*cked up everything.

Wrong Side of the Tracks, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 

[GrudgefromSanAndreas 591]

You just fart grass-coloured sigs on top of eggplant-coloured ones

Spoiler

Tagging Up Turf [GTA San Andreas]

 

[KingAJ032304 262]

You cover a dude in sh*t because the dude said a banger's fam look like a ho

 

Ain't giving it up ya just gotta guess

Edited July 13 by KingAJ032304

[Vega LVI 268]

Mafia hitman plays with toys to advance rich man’s land development prospects.

 

Spoiler

Demolition Man

 

Edited July 13 by Vega LVI

[DOUGL4S1 4,484]

Dude gets Jimmy Hoffa'd.

 

Spoiler

Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas.

 

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

24 minutes ago, Vega LVI said:

Mafia hitman plays with toys to advance rich man’s land development prospects.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Demolition Man

 

Well done. This is the kind of creativity I've been hoping for 😛 

[TheSantader25 5,781]

The one where eating was a mistake. Because you know what happens when you eat. 

[KingAJ032304 262]

36 minutes ago, DOUGL4S1 said:

Dude gets Jimmy Hoffa'd.

 

  Hide contents

Deconstruction, GTA San Andreas.

 

Said it first!

[Max.pain 204]

a guy sends someone to kill some mafia members just to test how good he is

 

Edited July 13 by Max.pain

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

39 minutes ago, Max.pain said:

btw how do you do the reveal hidden content thing

Instructions are stated in the OP.

 

7 hours ago, Grotti Vigilante said:

To do this, just type [ SPOILER ] at the start of the mission name, and end it with [ /SPOILER ] (no spaces between the brackets and the words. I did it merely so the instructions wouldn't be hidden away in a spoiler tag). 

 

Edited July 13 by Grotti Vigilante

[Max.pain 204]

2 hours ago, Grotti Vigilante said:

Instructions are stated in the OP.

 

 

sorry i think i’ve been lazy thanks for the answer

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

4 minutes ago, Max.pain said:

sorry i think i’ve been lazy thanks for the answer

It's fine. It'll be the second person asking who'll have no excuse 😜 

[Vega LVI 268]

Ghetto gangbanger becomes romantically involved with an arson survivor on word from donut shop regulars.

 

Spoiler

Burning Desire

 

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

Ghetto boy whose new in town takes part in competitive domestic sex trafficking and the slaughter of a religious figure in order to earn the trust of a man with an on-the-nose euphemistic name...

 

Jizzy - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 

Edited July 14 by Grotti Vigilante

[Vega LVI 268]

Thuggie with speech disorder cuucks entire cartel by sabotaging their vixen leader’s flight plans.

 

Spoiler

The Exchange

 

Edited July 14 by Vega LVI

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

2 hours ago, Vega LVI said:

Thuggie with speech disorder cuucks entire cartel by sabotaging their vixen leader’s flight plans.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

The Exchange

 

Someone just give this user a medal already...

[DOUGL4S1 4,484]

A psychopath and a mentally challenged person go to a strip club together.

 

Spoiler

Hang Ten, GTA V

 

[tranceking26 1,223]

A bloke wearing the same clothes for 12 years gets killed 

 

Spoiler

 Panlantic Land Grab - LCS

 

[Eugene H. Krabs 2,303]

You have to buy masks, because it's actually a mission. So much for a game called "Grand Theft Auto", right?

 

Exactly what you think it is

[SonOfLiberty 43,012]

The guy makes pr0n in his basement, but the least he could've done was send over some tapes.

 

 

Do You Have Protection?: GTA IV

[DOUGL4S1 4,484]

Some random hippie came up with the Area 51 raid before it was cool.

 

Spoiler

Black Project, GTA San Andreas.

 

[Grotti Vigilante 644]

Religious figure advocates thousands of dollars of property damage because pollution is a thing

 

Karmaggedon - Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

[Pedinhuh 16,520]

Local mafia man kills thousands of people in a domestic terrorism act by blowing up a entire neighborhood so his dumbass investor friend can build a huge tower.

 

Bringing The House Down: Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories

[SonOfLiberty 43,012]

She's a Guido slut with an old school dad and doesn't mind guys getting into her pants. 

 

 

I'll take Her: GTA IV

[B Dawg 9,478]

Big bad biker man has to ride bitch on a hairdryer to lose the pigs after his bike gets blown up by a dumb thot.

 

Shifting Weight: The Lost And Damned

Edited July 17 by B Dawg

[Tao Cheng 612]

Middle aged mentally unstable manchild does business with Chinamen.

 

Spoiler

Trevor Philips Industries, GTAV.

 

Fat black man slaughters innocent ching chang chongs working at a meat distribution factory all because he found MSG on his 3 large bucket meals at Cluckin Bell.

Spoiler

Fresh Meat, GTAV

 

Two fat pizza parlor pushers get angry after hearing about a failed business transaction. (Hardest GTA mission by far BTW)

Spoiler

An Old Friend, GTA Vice City

 

Mentally unstable man does a food delivery run once he heard that cannibals love potato heads.

Spoiler

Patrick McReary side mission as Trevor if you send him to the Altruists, GTA V

Edited July 17 by Tao Cheng

[Claude4Catalina 325]

drive your homies home before the fat f*ck eats everyone's fried chicken

 

 Drive-Thru  

[Evil empire 1,810]

A high and drunk guy has been foolishly playing with explosives and is injured so you drive him to the hospital while you're heavily stunned.

 

GTA Vice City -  Boomshine Saïgon