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Philphuge

I have been in contact with extraterrestrial beings

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Zello
3 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

And what does this have to do with Voodoo?

 

Will Zello be able to f*ck this case wide open and find out the truth? Stay tuned and find out soon.

 

Voodoo is actually Voodoo Estrainius the fourth of the highest order. He ran off with Cezayers and Diana Mcfarland and they live together in a Polygamist marriage. Because Voodoo is a llama and can't have human children he did some Voodoo and contacted PhilipHuge because he wants him to become his son.

 

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6 hours ago, The Time Ranger said:

@Philphuge It might be worth your time posting on reddit too. The people there might be more receptive.

 

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, Zello said:

Voodoo is actually Voodoo Estrainius the fourth of the highest order. He ran off with Cezayers and Diana Mcfarland and they live together in a Polygamist marriage. Because Voodoo is a llama and can't have human children he did some Voodoo and contacted PhilipHuge because he wants him to become his son.

 

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Nice work!

 

While you are at it, Diana Mcfartland is likely is Femme Fatale's ex's jealous sister was who wanted her ex to herself and add him to the polygamist incest orgy. Find and f*ck Diana Mcfartland to death and you may find Femme Fatale ''or whats left of him anyway''

 

Final clue:

 

On 4/21/2019 at 7:14 PM, Femme Fatale said:

My ex invited me to his birthday party at a bar where he works as a go-go dancer. I thought to myself, eh, sure, why not? I got nothing else to do. After hours of drinking, the alcohol in my system took control, and I started to get touchy with my ex. He just giggled, and said, "Femme, stop! I have a boyfriend." He didn't seem genuinely bothered, after all, he didn't try to take my hands off of him. His sister, on the other hand, looked p pissed off, lol. She mildly slapped my hands off of my ex's chest and biceps, and stared at me with those furrowed eyebrows, lol.

 

It's all fun and games until you wake up with a major hangover in the afternoon.

 

 

 

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Voodoo

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Rumblebud
9 minutes ago, Voodoo said:

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HeavyDuke

Maybe this wasn't to far fetched after all:

Spoiler

Afbeeldingsresultaat voor cat woman on the moon

 

I can imagine the entire moon smelling like kitty litter now....

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Philphuge

Anymore questions

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rtie

Columbians should not be representing our planet in intergalactic diplomatic relations

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HeavyDuke

How aliens see us

 

 

By the way I am wondering why they thought it was a good idea to have the US moon photos show a white moon and china's moon yellow.

 

China moon

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USA moon:

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Conclusion the moon is racist. 

 

 

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Philphuge
1 hour ago, loyletomycapo said:

Columbians should not be representing our planet in intergalactic diplomatic relations

Why not?

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Rumblebud

I see you got yourself in a bad situation, and believe it or not I witnessed your encounter.

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get bamboozled

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HeavyDuke

How i always imagine aliens to look like:

6 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

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I can imagine a race war between green and orange aliens.

 

 

Anyway, aliens be real or not, in the end i don't think it will matter much. Once Zello collects all 6 infinity buttplugs its all over ....

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Jimmy_Leppard

This mind sound crazy, but I have a slight hunch that you might be lying.

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Philphuge
1 hour ago, Jimmy_Leppard said:

This mind sound crazy, but I have a slight hunch that you might be lying.

I'm not crazy, I know what I heard and spoke with

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, Philphuge said:

I'm not crazy, I know what I heard and spoke with

21 hours ago, Raavi said:

Why are you here

 

19 hours ago, Philphuge said:

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Relax, I've come to terms with who I am and who I want to be. So again, how have you guys been doing?

14 hours ago, Philphuge said:

How do I access the pit?

 

 

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Standard Deluxe 59

I still think Phil was tripping on a mixture of LSD and magic mushrooms when he "spoke to aliens". 

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HeavyDuke
13 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

I still think Phil was tripping on a mixture of LSD and magic mushrooms when he "spoke to aliens". 

Regardless, I think its safe to say Raavi wasn't amused.

 

 

Now we wait for Leone familly to open a ''search for Phil and his bisexual alien contact'' topic.

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Maybe in the space they not allowed him to post.

 

 

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HeavyDuke
16 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

Maybe in the space they not allowed him to post.

 

 

A wise penis shrouded in darkness showed its head, spoke wise words and left, leaving behind only its vast knowledge. Knowledge now in the hands of a deranged madman, now banned from this forum. As a result we will never know the meaning of life. 

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Another GTA Fan
On 7/5/2019 at 8:25 PM, Philphuge said:

Anymore questions

This seems a little new age'y if you ask me; Something The Truth would pop out. But being serious and mature, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're being totally legit here.

 

With that considered because you did mention meditating in the OP, how do you know this is within the supernatural side of things and not the Paranormal side? Not going to debate about the existance of supernatural beings or the paranormal; As a lot are joking about your experience in here, I'll be fair and take it seriously and say it could all be possible for the sake of argument.

 

But yeah, what is it about your 'experience' that has convinced you that it's definitly an Alien/Supernatural being and not something like and spirit? Just curious because from what I read, it's something that could go either way.

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Zello
On 7/9/2019 at 7:34 PM, HeavyDuke said:

Now we wait for Leone familly to open a ''search for Phil and his bisexual alien contact'' topic.

I wait for this anxiously everyday.

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redrover55

Cool

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HeavyDuke
13 hours ago, Recommended said:

Spirit/Alien/Supernatural being 

A Supernatural alien spirit. I like your way of thinking.

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Dryspace

So....how does your experience and information match up with that published by Whitley Strieber?

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18 hours ago, Dryspace said:

So....how does your experience and information match up with that published by Whitley Strieber?

OP was hit by a meteorite called banhammer.

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Dryspace

Ah, well not everyone can be a Strieber. 👽

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-7-

He tried to multiply himself and that's not good for humanity.

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