Next DLC Speculation Topic Mk VIII

[Tennyzulander]

7 minutes ago, JackCarter said:

I would love the Benny's performance upgrade on my Stratum.

A Audi RS6 Avant wagon and 2009 Cadillac CTSV wagons would be a plus.

[Halal Cyborg]

7 minutes ago, JackCarter said:

I would love the Benny's performance upgrade on my Stratum.

I kinda would but given my 255 with epsilon texture is the rarest thing I own id be scared it would remove all elements from the bodystyle mish mash

[MARINA]

It's going to be a long wait for the DLC, it releases around 8PM for me and it's currently got 9am. 

Edited December 11, 2019 by MARINA
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[Standard Deluxe 59]

1 minute ago, Halal Cyborg said:

I kinda would but given my 255 with epsilon texture is the rarest thing I own id be scared it would remove all elements from the bodystyle mish mash

Steal another one. Problem solved. 

[MARINA]

Just now, Halal Cyborg said:

I kinda would but given my 255 with epsilon texture is the rarest thing I own id be scared it would remove all elements from the bodystyle mish mash

Just get another stratum? Or clone that stratum and upgrade it.

[Grinch of Los Santos]

It's 6pm currently, and the update doesn't come out until tomorrow at 8am i think. So, this gives me some time to make a bit of money, sleep and be ready tomorrow. 

[Corona1784]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with people selling their last bits of stock.

 

That last bit of cash, that last bit of stash,
all before tomorrow's mad dash.

 

Christmas lists are full of hope and anticipation, 
From katanas and air hockey, to pool and a new radio station. 

 

Hair cuts and tattoos, 
new clothing and cars is what I would choose.

 

Maybe a counter to the oppressor mk2, 
so those little knob heads would have to learn how to shoot.

 

Naughty or nice what list do you land,
I can't wait to see how much the heist will put back into my hand.

 

But for now I pop a bottle of Bleuter'd champagne, 
as I lay in the Infinity pool and look out at the city again.

 

One thing that I just can not wait to see,
are my penthouse decorations and big Christmas tree.

 

While some of us sleep tucked up in our beds,
In just a couple of hours chaos will fall upon this great thread.

 

Happy GTA Christmas everyone and remember, Santa dosent bring you everything that you ask for.

 

But pls Christmas god pls, nurf the mk2.

[Banshee513]

1 minute ago, Corona1784 said:

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with people selling their last bits of stock.

 

That last bit of cash, that last bit of stash,
all before tomorrow's mad dash.

 

Christmas lists are full of hope and anticipation, 
From katanas and air hockey, to pool and a new radio station. 

 

Hair cuts and tattoos, 
new clothing and cars is what I would choose.

 

Maybe a counter to the oppressor mk2, 
so those little knob heads would have to learn how to shoot.

 

Naughty or nice what list do you land,
I can't wait to see how much the heist will put back into my hand.

 

But for now I pop a bottle of Bleuter'd champagne, 
as I lay in the Infinity pool and look out at the city again.

 

One thing that I just can not wait to see,
are my penthouse decorations and big Christmas tree.

 

While some of us sleep tucked up in our beds,
In just a couple of hours chaos will fall upon this great thread.

 

Happy GTA Christmas everyone and remember, Santa dosent bring you everything that you ask for.

 

But pls Christmas god pls, nurf the mk2.

Amazing

[Max.pain]

1 minute ago, Corona1784 said:

the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with mk2 missiles some retards fire for no reason.

that made my day

[Grinch of Los Santos]

2 minutes ago, Corona1784 said:

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with people selling their last bits of stock.

 

That last bit of cash, that last bit of stash,
all before tomorrow's mad dash.

 

Christmas lists are full of hope and anticipation, 
From katanas and air hockey, to pool and a new radio station. 

 

Hair cuts and tattoos, 
new clothing and cars is what I would choose.

 

Maybe a counter to the oppressor mk2, 
so those little knob heads would have to learn how to shoot.

 

Naughty or nice what list do you land,
I can't wait to see how much the heist will put back into my hand.

 

But for now I pop a bottle of Bleuter'd champagne, 
as I lay in the Infinity pool and look out at the city again.

 

One thing that I just can not wait to see,
are my penthouse decorations and big Christmas tree.

 

While some of us sleep tucked up in our beds,
In just a couple of hours chaos will fall upon this great thread.

 

Happy GTA Christmas everyone and remember, Santa dosent bring you everything that you ask for.

 

But pls Christmas god pls, nurf the mk2.

Fantastic! Bravo!

[LeakyLine]

I wish this update made this real. God, mods are f*cking great

 

 

 

[SA basketball]

3 minutes ago, Corona1784 said:

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with people selling their last bits of stock.

 

That last bit of cash, that last bit of stash,
all before tomorrow's mad dash.

 

Christmas lists are full of hope and anticipation, 
From katanas and air hockey, to pool and a new radio station. 

 

Hair cuts and tattoos, 
new clothing and cars is what I would choose.

 

Maybe a counter to the oppressor mk2, 
so those little knob heads would have to learn how to shoot.

 

Naughty or nice what list do you land,
I can't wait to see how much the heist will put back into my hand.

 

But for now I pop a bottle of Bleuter'd champagne, 
as I lay in the Infinity pool and look out at the city again.

 

One thing that I just can not wait to see,
are my penthouse decorations and big Christmas tree.

 

While some of us sleep tucked up in our beds,
In just a couple of hours chaos will fall upon this great thread.

 

Happy GTA Christmas everyone and remember, Santa dosent bring you everything that you ask for.

 

But pls Christmas god pls, nurf the mk2.

And i want a skateboard!

[Halal Cyborg]

20 minutes ago, MARINA said:

Just get another stratum? Or clone that stratum and upgrade it.

I would love to dupe it actually so I could mess with one of them.

 

I am currently full though once again.

 

I do have one my secondary character to mess with in dark steel with a NISMOGTR plate on it 

[ddarko12]

Shooting a yas marino m4 cabrio about am hour ago, it made me wish we'd get a new Ubermacht. One that looks like a normal M Bimmer. M4... well we have that awkward Obey smh. I want an M5 Comp plsss

[UpTheImps]

Just now, Halal Cyborg said:

I would love to dupe it actually so I could mess with one of them.

 

I am currently full though once again.

 

I do have one my secondary character to mess with in dark steel with a NISMOGTR plate on it 

I would love like a classic subaru legacy/outback

[VitoCorleone1992]

21 minutes ago, Corona1784 said:

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE the Casino Heist drops,
and the streets of Los Santos are busy with people selling their last bits of stock.

 

That last bit of cash, that last bit of stash,
all before tomorrow's mad dash.

 

Christmas lists are full of hope and anticipation, 
From katanas and air hockey, to pool and a new radio station. 

 

Hair cuts and tattoos, 
new clothing and cars is what I would choose.

 

Maybe a counter to the oppressor mk2, 
so those little knob heads would have to learn how to shoot.

 

Naughty or nice what list do you land,
I can't wait to see how much the heist will put back into my hand.

 

But for now I pop a bottle of Bleuter'd champagne, 
as I lay in the Infinity pool and look out at the city again.

 

One thing that I just can not wait to see,
are my penthouse decorations and big Christmas tree.

 

While some of us sleep tucked up in our beds,
In just a couple of hours chaos will fall upon this great thread.

 

Happy GTA Christmas everyone and remember, Santa dosent bring you everything that you ask for.

 

But pls Christmas god pls, nurf the mk2.

You're a poet. William Shakespierre would be proud.

EDIT: William Shakespeare* i mean! xD Shakespierre, is just Shakespeare french camo!

Edited December 11, 2019 by VitoCorleone1992

[AcFoil]

Wait, so will foxysnaps not be able to tweet the cars early like they normally do then? 

[Halal Cyborg]

Just now, AcFoil said:

Wait, so will foxysnaps not be able to tweet the cars early like they normally do then? 

Correct 

[IsekaiExpress]

1 minute ago, AcFoil said:

Wait, so will foxysnaps not be able to tweet the cars early like they normally do then? 

Only when the update goes live.

[AcFoil]

Just now, Polynoid said:

Only when the update goes live.

 

Just now, Halal Cyborg said:

Correct 

Thanks

[SinZer0s]

God I wanna spam the save game feature to skip time and get the update quickly.

 

WHERE'S MY BED

[Shadowfennekin]

I sure hope there's no Doomsday Scenarios or Casino Roof Defense-level of hard in this update

[Luganoff]

Not a major update, I hope it'll be ok.

[REXX]

11 minutes ago, Darkshadows said:

God I wanna spam the save game feature to skip time and get the update quickly.

 

WHERE'S MY BED

*inputs GTALCS speed up time cheat*

 

*fails*

 

 

PS: Please mention me in anything I may be interested in tomorrow. Cos' we all know this thread will explode lol

Edited December 11, 2019 by REXX

[ScorchingAngel01]

1 minute ago, REXX said:

*inputs GTALCS speed up time cheat*

 

*fails*

 

*Goes to save icon on GTA San Andreas*

[Devdevi45]

2 minutes ago, Luganoff said:

Not a major update, I hope it'll be ok.

Not a major ? 

[ventogt]

4 hours ago, Skittish_Snoop said:

Plenty, 400mil 

I thought I was doing OK with $14MM.  I'm going to slow roll it though and let everyone else buy the properties and do some stuff before learning through others' mistakes  so hopefully I don't buy too much dumb sh*t and have to go back and grind like a bastard to afford the cool stuff

Edited December 11, 2019 by ventogt

[burger_mike]

I want an oppressor mk3 that can also go underwater and lock onto people above water

[REXX]

1 minute ago, burger_mike said:

I want an oppressor mk3 that can also go underwater and lock onto people above water

This is just Kraken me up.

[Volatollotalov]

13 minutes ago, REXX said:

This is just Kraken me up.

We really are sinking to new depths here