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Leone Family

I may have a crush on a co-worker... Not really sure what to do about this

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LeslieFromTheShoIntimacy
9 minutes ago, HeavyDuke said:

Its the truth though. Not saying its not worth it. Just stay realistic or you might do something you may regret later on. Especially if you value your job.

Nah nah, I know.  Lmao 😃

 

Before I realized this was a troll thread I had offered up a bit of similar advice. But I just thought it was hilarious reading that snippet alone sounds pretty doom-n-gloom.. not exactly this biggest confidence booster. Lmao

 

it’s like getting in the boxing ring with another guy and your corner whispers in your ear “alright the last 10 dudes that fought this guy died in the ring.  But you can beat him”

 

 

 

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ThatKyloRenGuy
1 hour ago, HeavyDuke said:

 

I think the both of you might have the same issue where at work is the only place you know woman like this. Most woman like to look good at work and thus attractive. Considering our dicks work like a divining rod it aims toward the nearest puddle of moist, its pretty common to get it to aim towards a coworker. Especially if she looks well maintained and being social. Being social is expected from coworkers. 

 

Just saying, see woman outside of your working place and see if you still feel the same way. One way to make things complicated is to get intimate with someone at work. And if you decide to do so, get it over with and don't let it cloud your mind for an eternity before you give it your shot. This can hinder your work performance. Now keep in mind that even if it works and you get a relation going, keep in mind most relationships eventually fail. So be prepared to work with your ex or one will get the hose and both will get a bad reputation. 

Thanks 4 the advice man. Much appreciated! :)

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FearThoseWhoFearHim
On 6/29/2019 at 5:03 PM, The Mascara Snake said:

I have no idea what you're talking about

This is what happens when you can’t get laid.

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The Mascara Snake
Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

This is what happens when you can’t get laid.

I'm getting laid this weekend actually kind of scared please help

Edited by The Mascara Snake

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)

^

Date with Leone Family?

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Short Stay
On 7/2/2019 at 6:11 PM, The Mascara Snake said:

I'm getting laid this weekend actually kind of scared please help

I never knew you were a carpet. What ever happens, don't let people walk all over you.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, Short Stay said:

 

 

On 5/17/2019 at 9:02 AM, The Mascara Snake said:

Never really realised how hot my cousin is I mean God DAMN

On 7/2/2019 at 7:11 PM, The Mascara Snake said:

I'm getting laid this weekend actually kind of scared please help

 

I never knew you were a carpet. What ever happens, don't let people walk all over you.

This is the kind of carpet thats brand new with price tag, never got laid yet has mold all over it because it was wet at some point and it got inside the plastic seal. So now people just walk around it all the time and nobody wants to touch it even though its promoted as Free take it away+$5 reward. It kinda stands there rolled up all alone in a dark wet corner being moldy.

 

I hope for the carpet someone comes in with gloves and takes its time to clean and detail it propperly so it can finally get laid.

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Quadro
10 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

This is the kind of carpet thats brand new with price tag, never got laid yet has mold all over it because it was wet at some point and it got inside the plastic seal. So now people just walk around it all the time and nobody wants to touch it even though its promoted as Free take it away+$5 reward. It kinda stands there rolled up all alone in a dark wet corner being moldy.

 

I hope for the carpet someone comes in with gloves and takes its time to clean and detail it propperly so it can finally get laid.

I was more thinking this is the type of carpet that is left over from the rest of the carpet, in no good condition to get laid, so they turn it into the entry mat where you wipe your feet on. This carpet will meet alot of people, but will always stay a floor mat. It will find ways of getting dirty, but never will it be laid. Occasionally it will be paired with another mat, but even together they won't get laid.

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CanadianMuscle
On 7/2/2019 at 10:11 AM, The Mascara Snake said:

I'm getting laid this weekend actually kind of scared please help

...Second date?

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HeavyDuke
15 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

...Second date?

He better be prepped, ready to get his cheeks clapped.

 

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