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The Holy Diver

Most devilish crime you’ve ever committed

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Mad-Monkey_1st
49 minutes ago, Leftover Pizza said:

 

No, it was one of the dogs in Rhodes. Bark bark bark *BAM*, dead.

 

Most of them are 3-star too. Absolute shame...

 

 

Dont like you no more ........lol 

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RyuNova

I stole a three star Cougar from the back of someones Horse while they were glitching it in Rhodes. Fled to Saint Denis and sold it.

If you are gonna go AFK and expect your glitching friend to watch out for you then its your own fault. The other guy was too busy being greedy to notice.

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ZakeBudek

Framed the Marshal for bird crimes.

 

 

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Commander S

According to the game? Horse theft - never mind the fact that it's just a bug that causes random townsfolk to treat me just riding my own horse as 'theft'... :facedesk:

 

However, as a result, I've got a pretty harsh solution: chase the bystander out of town (so they can't get the law on to me), lasso/hogtie them, and either leave them squirming and begging for help until they don't count as a witness anymore (at which point I'll cut them loose, and they have to walk all the way back home), or if they're still not getting the message, ...beat them unconscious. :whistle:

 

Blame playing RDO alongside Mafia III - in that game, the solution to a witness trying to report a crime is to run up to them and slam them face-first into the ground (which should be awful, but ends up being oddly satisfying! :p).

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The Dedito Gae
Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, RayD70 said:

If I see anyone's camp, I drink their beer.

 

Fear me.

Not their beer, OUR beer.

 

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Edited by The Deadite

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Leftover Pizza
Posted (edited)

Oooh! You mean in the game!! :D :D 

Edited by Leftover Pizza

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Don Maximus Meridius
1 hour ago, Commander S said:

Blame playing RDO alongside Mafia III - in that game, the solution to a witness trying to report a crime is to run up to them and slam them face-first into the ground (which should be awful, but ends up being oddly satisfying! :p).

Great game, one of the best they gave us in PS Plus

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Raylan Givens

Actually I do have one. I'm the guy using explosive ammo in challenges and showdowns. I'd rather my Springfield bring you down (even if cheap) than succumb to a 400-yard sniper shot from a .22...

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RayD70
2 hours ago, Raylan Givens said:

Actually I do have one. I'm the guy using explosive ammo in challenges and showdowns. I'd rather my Springfield bring you down (even if cheap) than succumb to a 400-yard sniper shot from a .22...

Don't we all do that?

 

Or am I also a terrible person? ;) (But once the challenge is over, I switch to normal ammo)

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Raylan Givens
10 hours ago, RayD70 said:

Don't we all do that?

 

Or am I also a terrible person? ;) (But once the challenge is over, I switch to normal ammo)

Agreed. And I don't use it 100%, just if I need an edge sometimes. Which, not being great at PvP, I need an edge often lol

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XxJazzy42xX
On 6/20/2019 at 11:11 PM, Don Maximus Meridius said:

In the first weeks, I dismembered & decapitated an old woman with shotgun and put the body on the horse of a guy that was fishing hehehe

I beheaded an old lady in the streets of Saint Denis with dual sawed offs. First shot to the legs so I could immobilize and the final shot was the execution and I could've sworn she was begging for her life in French. Me and My brother in the Beta cleaned out everybody in Tumbleweed  and made some players drop some valuable skins to get out of dodge to escape up. 

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The Holy Diver
6 hours ago, XxJazzy42xX said:

I beheaded an old lady in the streets of Saint Denis with dual sawed offs. First shot to the legs so I could immobilize and the final shot was the execution and I could've sworn she was begging for her life in French. Me and My brother in the Beta cleaned out everybody in Tumbleweed  and made some players drop some valuable skins to get out of dodge to escape up. 

Are you and your brother the reason why Tumbleweed was abandoned?

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XxJazzy42xX
5 minutes ago, The Holy Diver said:

Are you and your brother the reason why Tumbleweed was abandoned?

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4eyedcoupe
Posted (edited)

For one of the hideout daily challenges yesterday, I was near Gaptooth Ridge and saw that hideout pop up.  There was a nearby posse on mic and one of them told the others in the posse that he was there waiting for one of them.  I went flying by the other posse members on there way there and I ran past the guy crouched behind some crates and made sure I got the first shot off at the Gang Hideout.  I shot 2-3 gang members while riding through on my horse and then went to the top of the cliff and let them clear it.  Obviously I was the one who got credit for the hideout, and they thought it was bugged when they didn't get the credit.  That was my second hideout of the day completing my daily challenge :colgate: It's not the worst thing I've done, but by far the most selfish... But I did let them loot the bodies ;) 

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Mad-Monkey_1st

Tonight is my worst night for being develish, There be a new (to me) cougar glitch and normally i aint to bothered what other players get up as its there game and they can play it how they like as long as they dont bother me.

 

\\\well tonight this glitch is ripe and whenever i try to sell my genuine stuff the "processing" option greys out and wont let me, This has been happening nearly a week now and talking to a few friends they reckoned its the glitch causing butcher not to work correctly. Well i dont know this for sure but it really got on my nerves tonight, I just struggled like f*ck to sell.

 

So on 3 occasions this evening i fire bottle these buggers and ruined there glitch.

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Red Lynx 23

According to the Saint Denis Police Department, committing murder by shooting down a Heron while still barely inside the city limits, on the train tracks that lead to Rhodes. 

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Leftover Pizza
3 hours ago, Red Lynx 23 said:

According to the Saint Denis Police Department, committing murder by shooting down a Heron while still barely inside the city limits, on the train tracks that lead to Rhodes. 

 

I've been reported for crimes in several towns, while I was selling stuff at the butcher's. It's probably someone else committing a crime near you and you get the blame for it, or some dumb witness saw you near the crime scene. Blackwater is notorious for it, in my case.

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Red Lynx 23
1 minute ago, Leftover Pizza said:

 

I've been reported for crimes in several towns, while I was selling stuff at the butcher's. It's probably someone else committing a crime near you and you get the blame for it, or some dumb witness saw you near the crime scene. Blackwater is notorious for it, in my case.

Doubtful. I was riding out of Saint Denis when nobody else was in the city, when some Herons flew overhead. I shot at them and killed at least one. Then I was wanted for murder and SDPD started coming out of the woodwork. 

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Failed Again

They say if you start smoking Marywanna, it will lead to harder things...so

 

Now I no longer close draws and cabinets after looting

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PaeganLoveSong

On the chance I play, anybody killed near a fire will be added to the pile and charred, and at least two NPCs must be hogtied and thrown in water.

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Failed Again
Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, PaeganLoveSong said:

On the chance I play, anybody killed near a fire will be added to the pile and charred, and at least two NPCs must be hogtied and thrown in water.

Skinners, bad M'KAY!

Edited by Failed Again

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Surebrec
Posted (edited)

I kill npc's who compliment my horse.

I also dismembered my own corpse outside the sherriff's office in rhodes with a shotgun after one of his men killed me.

Edited by Surebrec

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RockPaperAK-47
On 6/21/2019 at 7:24 AM, CarlyRaeJepsen said:

I love to wait by the butcher for players to come by with their carcuses and i steel them and sell them for myself and then run into the black water clothing store where they can’t hurt me until they leave and then I do it again 

I think I was one of your victims... I'm onto you from now on, so tread carefully when you exit the clothing store!!! 

 

Anyway, worse thing I did was kick a dog in the streets of Blackwater. It was by accident of course. 

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Coleco

I once showed a bit of ankle at a hootenanny.

 

 

 

May the Good Lord have mercy on my soul

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hugh750
Posted (edited)

last night i played rdo for a while i was doing some hunting but everytime a npc said something negative to my character, i would get out my guns (usually my bolt action rifle) and kill them.

but as soon as i  would loot my kills a witness would show up in time to see my missdeeds.

i got to the point where it started to effect my reputation.🤣

Edited by hugh750

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confederatestatesgta

i dont normally shoot at players in free roam. unless they attack first. but occasionally i just feel like killing a player or two. so i will shoot them in the back. or just kill them. one time i was in valentine and i met this random player. and we were friendly. so i decided to follow him. eventually he went inside the saints hotel in valentine. and he went in one of the rooms. and for some reason i dont know why. but i just had the urge to kill him. so while he was just walking around in the room. i pulled out my shotgun and shot him in the back.

 

 

i have also lassoed people a few times. and teabagged them. one time i hogtied a guy. and i teabagged him. then i couldent decide on a gun to use to execute him. so it took a few seconds to decide. and right as i chose my gun. he was about to break free. but i shot him just before he could.

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Mad-Monkey_1st

Yesterday I shot down 2 pelicans one lande to the right of my horse the other to the left in bushes I jumped of horse to left so entered bushes to skin, as I was doing a player rode up and stopped close to my horse a few seconds later the icon for the pelican dispersed ( Cheaky f*cker) he nicked so as I was hidden and in defense mode I loaded both Le Mats with shotgun walk out the bushes and the cheaky f*cker was trying to loot my horses saddlebags, You have no need to quests what happened next but I will tell you he got both barrels in the Bach of his head. I mounted and trotted away only for him to spawn smack in front, Yes you quested it he got both again lol level 213 as well he then left the lobby. 

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dyst0pia

Forgive me father for I have sinned...a lot!

 

Well, a few months ago (before the update that made it to where you couldn’t see people on the map unless they were very close to you) I liked finding people that were AFK. I would hogtie them, throw them on the back of my horse and then take them to my “rape” shack in Lackay. Once there I would proceed in takin voyeur pictures of them and send the pictures to them with a message along the lines of “You got some pretty lips boy, I bet you taste reeeeeeal gooooood!” 

 

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In Valentine I came across a posse of about 6 people all around the campfire across from the butcher, so I came up and welcomed them to my town with a stick of dynamite.

 

Another time in Valentine, I came across like 11 people in the Saloon having a bar fight, so I thought I’d stop in and say hello with a stick of dynamite or two.

 

I never wait by a butchers to ambush somebody for what they have on the back of their horse, but if I come across a horse where the owner is not around and there are items on the back of the horse...I will help myself to those items.

 

I will “park” in front of a saloon at the hitching post and pretend to be AFK so that way I look more appealing as an easy target to other players to goat them into attacking me first so I can avoid any penalties afterwards when I go kill them repeatedly. 

 

I will kill players and then run to the post office then run back out and chill in front of the post office and wait for the person I just killed to come for me, when they arrive I am ghosting, I will then equip a pistol or revolver with explosive ammo, and go just far enough away from the post office so I am no longer ghosting, as soon as I am visible as a target to the other player I shoot them with the explosive ammo and go back into the post office to start the cycle over again.

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Failed Again

Adds new meaning to the saying, "going postal".

 

Thanks for the warning

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Leftover Pizza
21 hours ago, hugh750 said:

last night i played rdo for a while i was doing some hunting but everytime a npc said something negative to my character, i would get out my guns (usually my bolt action rifle) and kill them.

but as soon as i  would loot my kills a witness would show up in time to see my missdeeds.

i got to the point where it started to effect my reputation.🤣

 

That's my daily travel routine. I don't even take the time to loot them anymore :D 

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