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RyuNova

The Official "f*ck that rubbish bin in the alleyway behind Geralds apartment" Topic.

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RyuNova

In light of the current x2 Contact Missions week I have been going round Geralds alot more and I remember I made it a tradition to ram that bin everytime I see it. f*cking bin, only one in the alley. Its asking to be rammed.

Anyone else? f*ck that bin!

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Urban Legends

I'm more worried about the decrepit house across the street from Martin Madrazo and why has it not come out of foreclosure for so long? There is a really nice tennis racquet outside though.

 

I dont talk to poor people or hang out in the ghetto so I cant speak on gerald. I assume he just eats clucking bell all damn day. You would think the amount of work we bring him he could stop doubting us every. Single. Time we return back..😂 

 

f*ck Gerald and his old dusty couch. 

 

 

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The Wandering Hunter

you should email the bin men and appologise. they’re going to get blamed and that’s not cool

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Coleco

wtf is a gerald

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fw3
Posted (edited)

So, just for clarification… 
Are we talking one of the blue dumpsters, green dumpsters, or is the inherently evil brown dumpsters? 
Those brown bins can rot in the Los Santos sun, for all I care!
 

15 minutes ago, Coleco said:

wtf is a gerald

Ah, the age-old question from the nether years of GTAO...


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38 minutes ago, Urban Legends said:

f*ck Gerald and his old dusty couch. 

If you push your nose right into the cushions of that couch and smell real deep, you can tell the ancestry of everyone whose ever sat there AND what they ate.

Edited by fw3

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REXX

"Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?"

 

Every time he says that, I feel like blasting the bastard with the Up-n-Atomizer.

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RyuNova
13 minutes ago, REXX said:

"Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?"

 

Every time he says that, I feel like blasting the bastard with the Up-n-Atomizer.

 

Its not just me then?

 

I am wearing a quarter million in body armour, have a literal laser canon worth half a million in my hands and I just dropped out of the sky in an actual Jetpack and I have the ability to vaporise him and his house from f*cking space and he still talks to me like I am the bitch?

 

37 minutes ago, fw3 said:

So, just for clarification… 
Are we talking one of the blue dumpsters, green dumpsters, or is the inherently evil brown dumpsters? 
Those brown bins can rot in the Los Santos sun, for all I care!

 

No, go down Geralds back alley and you will see a lone Black bin. We call them Wheelie Bins over here, dunno what the Yanks or other places call them.

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REXX
1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

he still talks to me like I am the bitch?

Ikr!

 

Where's mah madafaking Orbital Cannon?

 

*stomps with anger to facility and decimates Gerald*

 

Who's the Gerald now, huh?!

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RyuNova
1 minute ago, REXX said:

Ikr!

 

Where's mah madafaking Orbital Cannon?

 

*stomps with anger to facility and decimates Gerald*

 

Who's the Gerald now, huh?!

 

Okay I laughed...

I just had the thought of my character coming slowly down on the massive lift tapping is foot in rage with his arms folded and a sullen look on his face screaming for Karen. (His Secretary)

"KAREN! Where the f*ck is Karen! Power up the Orbital Cannon! Treat me like a little Bitch will he?!

 

But Sir, that costs $750,000 per sho...

f*ck GERALD! f*ck THAT MONEY! FIRE THE f*ckING CANNON!"

 

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REXX
9 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

Okay I laughed...

I just had the thought of my character coming slowly down on the massive lift tapping is foot in rage with his arms folded and a sullen look on his face screaming for Karen. (His Secretary)

"KAREN! Where the f*ck is Karen! Power up the Orbital Cannon! Treat me like a little Bitch will he?!

 

But Sir, that costs $750,000 per sho...

f*ck GERALD! f*ck THAT MONEY! FIRE THE f*ckING CANNON!"

 

Gerald moments later:

 

giphy.gif

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Urban Legends

What the flying f*ck

 

Somebody machinima that sh*t. 

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RyuNova
1 hour ago, REXX said:

Gerald moments later:

 

giphy.gif

 

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J-Scott-D

I just wish Gerald would clean up the trash outside his apartment and throw that broken bicycle away.

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The Wandering Hunter
Posted (edited)

lol yes this should be a youtube video

 

completing mission perfectly with overpowered expensive sh*t

geralt being a dick

agry faced dude flying jetpack to facility

angry faced dude riding lift and walking to cannon then that conversation above

then a slow motion

geraldsplosion

 

i think it would be doable with the rockstar editor required for some parts

Edited by The Wandering Hunter

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REXX
3 minutes ago, The Wandering Hunter said:

geraldsplosion

No joke, you should Copyright that😂

 

Geraldsplosion©

Geraldsplosion™

 

Sounds like a bloody energy drink :lol:

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Spectre "2K"

dammit, my unofficial "f*ck that rubbish bin in the alleyway behind Gerald's apartment" topic is gonna go belly-up because of this! 

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RyuNova

Has anyone seen Militant Black Guy from Balls of Steel?

I imagine the siren playing after Gerald says he "Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?" as it zoom in one a freeze frame of your characters face.

 

 

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The Wandering Hunter

i like how this topic is talking about a rubbish bin, and is quite active

 

this is what happens when there’s no dlc for ages

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kcole4001

Maybe we'll get a 'Trash Talk' update.

Then we can drive Trashmasters, deliver stuff from our businesses.....wait a minute, we already have a trash update....

"that's f*cked up, just give me some bi-f*ckin-noculars"   🤪

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Voodoo-Hendrix

Best thread ever.

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pez2k
Posted (edited)

I thought I was the only one who specifically took the time to annihilate that wheelie bin at the end of all of his missions!

 

The next level up though is getting the correct angle for a tear gas lob over his roof so that the entire ending cutscene is masked by smoke.

Edited by pez2k

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Mach1bud

*almost locks*

 

"......hmmm..."

 

*almost locks*

 

".....I hate that f*cking trash can too though...."

 

"Ugh"

 

*lets it live*

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CanadianMuscle

Now we just need a mission to clean up Gerald's trash and say "it's a G thing."

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RyuNova
40 minutes ago, Mach1bud said:

*almost locks*

 

"......hmmm..."

 

*almost locks*

 

".....I hate that f*cking trash can too though...."

 

"Ugh"

 

*lets it live*

 

giphy.gif

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kcole4001

I meant to check out the alley tonight but forgot.

I've never done a Gerald mission.

Random trash bags bug me, however.

I'll blast 'em with the Atomizer every time.

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CanadianMuscle
10 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

I'll blast 'em with the Atomizer every time.

I'll blast Gerald himself with it, if he ever has a physical appearance outside cutscenes or "It's a G Thing" lowrider mission.

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No Homing

Funniest topic of 2019 so far, lol!

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CanadianMuscle

Gerald's apartment needs an actual accessible interior. Maybe we'll see how much garbage has piled up in there, too.

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Coleco
8 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Now we just need a mission to clean up Gerald's trash and say "it's a G thing."

 

It's a G thang

 

A Green Issue thang

 

Environmental Protection crew reprazent

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Rafae S
24 minutes ago, Coleco said:

 

It's a G thang

 

A Green Issue thang

 

Environmental Protection crew reprazent

 

lmaooooooo

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