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Best of Rockstar's Rejected DLC Ideas

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Willy A. Jeep
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, hei3enberg said:

First part is not really a bad thing, but AM quality bothers me.

Hah, yes, I actually made a Jazz, Blues, & Oldies station concept a few months ago, and reused it here - just made it a bit worse with the AM quality-only detail for the purposes of this thread. I would be very happy with a station like that in GTA (and wouldn't mind the vehicles I mentioned in the post here, either). And in a similar vein...

 

The Reds Under the Bed Update (or "The Lavender Scare" Update)

  • New vehicles, including the Western Nevada (Douglas DC-3/C-47), Schyster Wanderer (1960 DeSoto Adventurer), Vapid Texan (1958 Edsel Ranger), Bravado Oceanic (1961 Dodge Dart), Pfister Trask (Porsche 550), and Ubermacht Urkel (BMW Isetta).
  • New clothing, including greaser and other 1950s fad fashion.
  • New features, including traffic laws which when broken will result in wanted levels, reinstatement of the "busted" feature but now with jail time that increases based upon wanted level, and heightened gang presence throughout Los Santos.
  • New weapons, including an AR-10/M16 which may jam, M2 Flamethrower which may explode when shot, and tanto with alternate seppuku usage.
  • New property, ICBM silo, where players can declare total thermonuclear war and launch nuclear warheads anywhere on the map, giving other players two minutes to shoot down the missile. Each launch costs GTA$7,000,000.
  • All player characters found to be guilty of sodomy or indecency will be deprived of their property (vehicles, businesses, money) and put through a five-hour reeducation program before players can use them again.
  • New radio station, "Common Sense", which plays midcentury protest and political music with anti-communist propaganda and Civil Defense programs, hosted by a paranoid, anonymous DJ holed up in a bunker somewhere in Blaine County.
Edited by Willy A. Jeep

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fw3
43 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

> truncated <
 

Sorry to go off topic, I'd spoiler it if I knew how but I don't see an option for it. 

Feel free to go back on topic and keep the thread fun and light. :)

Like this quality DLC that never saw the light of day:

Birthday Suit Stunt Suite DLC
The best part of this DLC are the Survivals. The first takes place at The Richman Mansion (aka The Playboy Mansion), where you must defend yourself against wave after wave of nude party-goers lobbing cocktails, inflatables, and bikini tops at you. 

The second takes place at the Altruist Camp where you must hold your own against thralls of nude zealots wielding shovels, pitchforks, and ugly ducklings. Of course, you'll also be in your birthday suit, with a Snapping Towel for a weapon and rocket powered Pogo Stick for a vehicle.

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DarkReign27

A rotation DLC that rotates the entire map slowly and as you start to get to an objective to make money it spins so fast everything flys into oblivion while sucking all from the air with a loud sucking sound like sucking through straw, NO ONE is safe. The NPC enemies fly with you and keep hitting you perfectly as you fly away into the ocean rotating around you in their SUVs until your dead by tiny pistols or you're eaten by Sharks that fly at you but rare with how good the guys aim. If you manage to get to the objective some how, the map flips right around and shakes everything off like shaking a martini while a voice reigns from the heavens saying "Buy Shark Cards or Else" your character suddenly screams in a default on fire male scream.

 

Then holy crap look out NPCs will appear around you and shoot you until your dead with very ridiculously small pistols. If you somehow survive The Flip and NPCs attack again... when every NPC respawns, they are Underwear Lazlow Dancing whit horsey or hip girating if you touch them you die. You also have massive cool down on everything for a day and you get every phone call ever made in the game bombard you at once constantly that are RNG with a out of tune country music playing in the heavens. Lazlows cannot be killed. Your character begins screaming again if you attempt to still make money and you must log out or make purchase  to make it stop but unfortunetly the calls have to stop to make the menu able to be shown so then you quit and lose all progression.

 

 We'll call it "No Funny No Winny All Cardy DLC."

 

This came to me in a dream, or is it a nightmare? Am I allowed to post an idea like this I hope they don't use it.

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Standard Deluxe 59

The Gigolo update, remember that mission in San Andreas where you had to steal a girl's key card in order to rob the casino she worked at? Well now you can make a business doing two things in one night! Make money as a Gigolo and take your client's information and sell it to your underground criminal friends! Also Lester may occasionally put up a better reward for key cards and security codes and prompt you to do a special mission. You also need a pimp mobile, so go down to Benny's and get a metallic red car with leopard print interior to get that special look just right.  

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MsBrandi
2 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

The Gigolo update, remember that mission in San Andreas where you had to steal a girl's key card in order to rob the casino she worked at? Well now you can make a business doing two things in one night! Make money as a Gigolo and take your client's information and sell it to your underground criminal friends! Also Lester may occasionally put up a better reward for key cards and security codes and prompt you to do a special mission. You also need a pimp mobile, so go down to Benny's and get a metallic red car with leopard print interior to get that special look just right.  

Mmmmm i like it man 😂

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Agent 14
Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

The Gigolo update, remember that mission in San Andreas where you had to steal a girl's key card in order to rob the casino she worked at? Well now you can make a business doing two things in one night! Make money as a Gigolo and take your client's information and sell it to your underground criminal friends! Also Lester may occasionally put up a better reward for key cards and security codes and prompt you to do a special mission. You also need a pimp mobile, so go down to Benny's and get a metallic red car with leopard print interior to get that special look just right.  

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Also a Gigolo isn't a pimp so there really wouldn't be a need for a pimpmobile a gigolo is a male prostitute.

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Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

The Gigolo update, remember that mission in San Andreas where you had to steal a girl's key card in order to rob the casino she worked at? Well now you can make a business doing two things in one night! Make money as a Gigolo and take your client's information and sell it to your underground criminal friends! Also Lester may occasionally put up a better reward for key cards and security codes and prompt you to do a special mission. You also need a pimp mobile, so go down to Benny's and get a metallic red car with leopard print interior to get that special look just right.  

I can't believe R* rejected this, because it's actually a pretty cool idea!  Just as long as Frank Tenpenny doesn't try to weasel himself into the action. He's the kind of hairpin that would do that, too.

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Agent 14
Posted (edited)

The Jizzy B DLC 

 

Ever wanted to become a pimp, a playa, and gang banger thug but you couldn't because your parents were too strict and you were so much of a wimp to do something about it? Now you can buy your strib club online you can become the next Jizzy B in this pleasure dome of a ghetto streets of L.S. and do it from the conform on your own home!

 

Recruit random pedestrian hotties to become your hoes.

Sell your MC prodruct from the strip club with the new implemented hustle mode. 

Hire your friends or npc player to sell product to other online players 

 

Life the life of a pimp take the hoes out pick them up from online players locations.

 

And much more with the returning pimp car Broadway.

 

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Edited by Agent 14

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Up2NoGood45
On 3/29/2019 at 9:49 AM, Willy A. Jeep said:

Hah, yes, I actually made a Jazz, Blues, & Oldies station concept a few months ago, and reused it here - just made it a bit worse with the AM quality-only detail for the purposes of this thread. I would be very happy with a station like that in GTA (and wouldn't mind the vehicles I mentioned in the post here, either). And in a similar vein...

 

The Reds Under the Bed Update (or "The Lavender Scare" Update)

  • New vehicles, including the Western Nevada (Douglas DC-3/C-47), Schyster Wanderer (1960 DeSoto Adventurer), Vapid Texan (1958 Edsel Ranger), Bravado Oceanic (1961 Dodge Dart), Pfister Trask (Porsche 550), and Ubermacht Urkel (BMW Isetta).
  • New clothing, including greaser and other 1950s fad fashion.
  • New features, including traffic laws which when broken will result in wanted levels, reinstatement of the "busted" feature but now with jail time that increases based upon wanted level, and heightened gang presence throughout Los Santos.
  • New weapons, including an AR-10/M16 which may jam, M2 Flamethrower which may explode when shot, and tanto with alternate seppuku usage.
  • New property, ICBM silo, where players can declare total thermonuclear war and launch nuclear warheads anywhere on the map, giving other players two minutes to shoot down the missile. Each launch costs GTA$7,000,000.
  • All player characters found to be guilty of sodomy or indecency will be deprived of their property (vehicles, businesses, money) and put through a five-hour reeducation program before players can use them again.
  • New radio station, "Common Sense", which plays midcentury protest and political music with anti-communist propaganda and Civil Defense programs, hosted by a paranoid, anonymous DJ holed up in a bunker somewhere in Blaine County.

“Common Sense” radio is reminiscent of Fallout Radio, as is the oldies station you suggested.  Good ideas.

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Agent 14
On 3/29/2019 at 10:49 AM, Willy A. Jeep said:

Hah, yes, I actually made a Jazz, Blues, & Oldies station concept a few months ago, and reused it here - just made it a bit worse with the AM quality-only detail for the purposes of this thread. I would be very happy with a station like that in GTA (and wouldn't mind the vehicles I mentioned in the post here, either). And in a similar vein...

 

The Reds Under the Bed Update (or "The Lavender Scare" Update)

  • New vehicles, including the Western Nevada (Douglas DC-3/C-47), Schyster Wanderer (1960 DeSoto Adventurer), Vapid Texan (1958 Edsel Ranger), Bravado Oceanic (1961 Dodge Dart), Pfister Trask (Porsche 550), and Ubermacht Urkel (BMW Isetta).
  • New clothing, including greaser and other 1950s fad fashion.
  • New features, including traffic laws which when broken will result in wanted levels, reinstatement of the "busted" feature but now with jail time that increases based upon wanted level, and heightened gang presence throughout Los Santos.
  • New weapons, including an AR-10/M16 which may jam, M2 Flamethrower which may explode when shot, and tanto with alternate seppuku usage.
  • New property, ICBM silo, where players can declare total thermonuclear war and launch nuclear warheads anywhere on the map, giving other players two minutes to shoot down the missile. Each launch costs GTA$7,000,000.
  • All player characters found to be guilty of sodomy or indecency will be deprived of their property (vehicles, businesses, money) and put through a five-hour reeducation program before players can use them again.
  • New radio station, "Common Sense", which plays midcentury protest and political music with anti-communist propaganda and Civil Defense programs, hosted by a paranoid, anonymous DJ holed up in a bunker somewhere in Blaine County.

Common sense radio hosted By Alex Jones!

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kcole4001
On 3/29/2019 at 8:40 PM, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

...... You also need a pimp mobile, so go down to Benny's and get a metallic red car with leopard print interior to get that special look just right.  

Pimp mobile, baby!

Now we're talkin'!  😀

 

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(bonus points for guessing the movie)

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MARINA

North Yankton and Liberty City map expansions come to mind

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fw3
17 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

Pimp mobile, baby!

Now we're talkin'!  😀

 

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(bonus points for guessing the movie)

Clint Eastwood, baby! Eldorado style in "Magnum Force," baby! A classic! lol! 

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Su-Su-Sussudio

Have Some Goddamn Faith DLC 

Strauss Zelnick needs his 3rd holiday of the year in Tahiti, 

Be thankful for what you've got. 

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Agent 14

Don't forget this DLC that just dropped 2 days ago called the April's fools dlc. 

 

Where we got an absolute dlc of a nothing burger. 

 

 

 

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kcole4001
On 3/30/2019 at 5:20 PM, Agent 14 said:

The Jizzy B DLC 

 

Ever wanted to become a pimp, a playa, and gang banger thug but you couldn't because your parents were too strict and you were so much of a wimp to do something about it? Now you can buy your strib club online you can become the next Jizzy B in this pleasure dome of a ghetto streets of L.S. and do it from the conform on your own home!

 

Recruit random pedestrian hotties to become your hoes.

Sell your MC prodruct from the strip club with the new implemented hustle mode. 

Hire your friends or npc player to sell product to other online players 

 

Life the life of a pimp take the hoes out pick them up from online players locations.

 

And much more with the returning pimp car Broadway.

 

23rag4j.jpg

 


 

Not a bad idea, really!

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fw3
15 hours ago, Su-Su-Sussudio said:

Have Some Goddamn Faith DLC 

Strauss Zelnick needs his 3rd holiday of the year in Tahiti, 

Be thankful for what you've got. 

Let's not forget about the Strauss Zelnick Comes to Los Santos in His Golden Luxor Deluxe to Take Over All Your Businesses and Run You Into a Rented Trailer on Sandy Shores DLC. 

I can even imagine a character model of him dancing in my nightclub! LOL!!!

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Su-Su-Sussudio
1 hour ago, fw3 said:

Let's not forget about the Strauss Zelnick Comes to Los Santos in His Golden Luxor Deluxe to Take Over All Your Businesses and Run You Into a Rented Trailer on Sandy Shores DLC. 

I can even imagine a character model of him dancing in my nightclub! LOL!!!

Make it happen my friend we need a Strauss Zelnick meme 

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EkaSwede
Posted (edited)

The British and Japanese Imports DLC

 

New cars with right hand steering and updates British car brands to have right hand steering wheels which you could change in your nearest LSC.

 

scrapped due to coding difficulties and tangled mess of wires.

Edited by EkaSwede

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Lance Mayhem

The Canadians Are Coming!  DLC

 

 

Missions include beer runs, Tim's runs, and jump-starting vehicles for Simeon, at $12 per vehicle (Unlocks worn Kenora Dinner Jacket { https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kenora Dinner Jacket&amp=true } after jump-starting 40 vehicles. While wearing the KDJ, it will take 9 bottles of Pißwasswer to get drunk).

 

Vehicles include Bravado Pisces (Dodge Aries) and Polar Dog (Arctic Cat snowmobile, able to hydroplane short distances over smooth water), both in Off-Road category. 

 

Weapons include Canadian flag lapel pin (stops European tourists from harassing you) and Ice Scraper (melee weapon).

 

Special "I'm Sorry" ability stops NPCs from fighting you if you bump into them while on foot (when wearing lapel pin on Kenora Dinner Jacket). 

 

 

 

Update scrapped because everyone forgot about it. 

 

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MsBrandi
Posted (edited)

The neglected bullsh*t DLC

This DLC contains no weaponized alien sh*t, no mkII or a building paywall or adv bullsh*t it's just content that people are asking for a few years

It even features candy suxx and ken rosenberg and some of the vice city and san andreas cars f*ck GTA IV car and driving physics you millenials f*ckwits the flags is here because lots of nerds is glorifying the IV bullsh*t

Edited by MsBrandi

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RyuNova
On 4/4/2019 at 2:06 PM, EkaSwede said:

The British and Japanese Imports DLC

 

 

Only if we can have this...
 

 

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20 hours ago, Lance Mayhem said:

The Canadians Are Coming!  DLC

 

 

Missions include beer runs, Tim's runs, and jump-starting vehicles for Simeon, at $12 per vehicle (Unlocks worn Kenora Dinner Jacket { https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kenora Dinner Jacket&amp=true } after jump-starting 40 vehicles. While wearing the KDJ, it will take 9 bottles of Pißwasswer to get drunk).

 

Vehicles include Bravado Pisces (Dodge Aries) and Polar Dog (Arctic Cat snowmobile, able to hydroplane short distances over smooth water), both in Off-Road category. 

Weapons include Canadian flag lapel pin (stops European tourists from harassing you) and Ice Scraper (melee weapon).

 

Special "I'm Sorry" ability stops NPCs from fighting you if you bump into them while on foot (when wearing lapel pin on Kenora Dinner Jacket). 

 

Update scrapped because everyone forgot about it. 


This is brilliant! Love the Ice Scraper weapon! lol!

I might recommend adding a bonus "Tim Horton" tee shirt if you purchase a full lot of Poutine snacks from your new garage (which has a couch, three lawn chairs, a rusty fridge, and two television sets).

Would also be nice to have a Taunt category added to GTAO. Telling people to "Take off, eh?" or "Nozzle on, hoser!" would be perfect for this!

Well done, @Lance Mayhem! Cheers! :)
 

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Lance Mayhem

^^

 

Thanks, Mister Three. 

 

I like your proposed garage layout. 

 

Upon reflection, I probably should have included something about being a staff writer for a sitcom as well. But the moment is gone...

 

 

 

I would have been happy to see your Department of Public Works DLC, as it would have to include a feature I've long wanted: The ability to sit or lean anywhere. 

 

 

:cool:

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15 hours ago, Lance Mayhem said:

I would have been happy to see your Department of Public Works DLC, as it would have to include a feature I've long wanted: The ability to sit or lean anywhere. :cool:

I'm serious when I say that a Sit, Squat, Lean, Crouch, & Lie Down DLC might be the best thing in GTAO since sliced bread.

The irony, of course, is that while we can't do any of those physical actions in the game, they actually DID put sliced bread in the game. What the?

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