Which In game phone contacts would kill off, if you were given a mission to do it?

[wweraw526]

Characters to spare for mission replacements- Lamar replaces Gerald, Trevor replaces Ron and Lester's missions and heists, Paige replaces Lester with everything else like get cops off tail, set bounty, go off radar and etc, Martin replaces Simeon

 

To Kill off: Lester, Ron, Simeon and Gerald

 

 

The Missions that I want for the ones to Kill off

 

Ron -  He needs a holy fk I didn't see that coming type of death mission. After all the stuff he's getting himself into with dealing with the drugs and stuff, I'm sure it would be cool to see what he's about to get what's coming to him. 

 

Simeon -  I'd like to see him get lit up with a car bomb, so we get some betrayal mission and get back at him somehow. send a car rigged with a bomb in his car dealership place with him in it, now that's very satisfying . 

 

Gerald -  I prefer Lamar to take over the missions so we could have this mission where Gerald getting too hooked up on his supply and his arrogance might get Lamar killed. Since I love killing the NPC gangsters in this game, make it a mission were we must kill a whole bunch of GSF, Ballas and Vagos at this crack house and then when we reach to Gerald, all players in mission to shut his mouth for good with blazing bullets shot into his chest.

 

Lester -  A mission that ends with us killing him in a gruesome way, Have him frame the players for suspicious heist plans as the police are about to close in on Lester's sneaky plans to rob more banks or something like that. A good death ending that I have in mind is ending it where he gets a nice sniper shot in the back of the head and to make the death scene look beautiful, have it happened in his home while sitting in his chair on his lap top and blood glittered everywhere. 

 

Who would you pick to kill off, if Rockstar let's us

 

 

 

 

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[REXX]

I remember doing something like this years ago!

 

I'd kill off Gerald. I won't need do anything fancy, nah, nowadays its either hop on an Oppressor MKII or spam explosive ammo... which is kinda sad.

[StormerBoy]

Gerald and his croaky voice. Can't he at least make an effort to speak clearly. May as well throw lemar on the list, although I would miss mugging the griefers.

 

I actually wish the Captain would call me up sometimes.

[the J is for Julia]

Brucie

 

A car chase that ends at the shipyard. After a shoot out where you’ve filled him with sufficient amounts of lead you inject him with an overdose of an experimental steroid he’s smuggling. He blisters and swells Tetsuo style before exploding into a mist of puss and blood. Your avatars dance with glee and he never f*cking calls you again.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Simeon, I'm tired of getting two star wanted levels after stealing a crummy car that he happens to want. Maybe I could give him a car with the brake lines cut after meeting up by the mountain top radio tower. That way he starts going and can't stop flying off a cliff into a nice fireball. 

Edited March 20, 2019 by Standard Deluxe 59

[Spectre "2K"]

i'd kill Bryony by trapping her in the arena and playing a match of carnage with making her roadkill bonus points 

[Lonely-Martin]

LJT. I've got a bullet with his name on it.

 

He doesn't get a cut so there's no money in it for him with my MC businesses, I know all the jobs well enough too so no need to be told who or what. And as I own all other properties and businesses, he's the only one that still calls telling me my businesses are empty.

 

Yeah LJ, I know and it's all part of the plan!

[HamwithCheese]

Simeon, of course. I dunno, I'd prolly light him on fire or something.

 

Martin. Hate Martin, thinks he's untouchable. Even threats you over and over again. I'd like to have a seige over his ranch with all his lackeys defending him. Torch the whole place down.

[Rafae S]

Gerald, Lamar, Simeon, Lazlow, Ron, Martin, Dom and so many more.

[IceDree]

Ron, Paige, Johnny T & the Los Santos Customs mechanic.

 

Ron.

I don't know yet, but I'll mess with him first. I'd drug & Kidnap him, have Karen Daniels dress up as an alien, wake him up & let her practice her signature move on him.

 

I don't want anyone replacing him in the Hangar... Or I'll take them out as well.

 

Paige

Electrocute her in her precious T Truck.

 

Johnny T.

Death by a thousand cuts for all the times he messed up.

 

LSC Mechanic (Not Hao)

I'll shoot him next to Simeon's wife & frame Simeon for it ... 2 birds with one stone.

[slowburn29]

Just the ones that still call

[DPRK]

Gerald is cool, i wouldn't kill him... hes the kind of guy who always has your back if you need some dro

 

I would love to put some bullets into Ron and make him stop calling

 

Brucie also needs a shell in his shirt

[Rez090]

4 hours ago, the J is for Julia said:

Brucie

 

A car chase that ends at the shipyard. After a shoot out where you’ve filled him with sufficient amounts of lead you inject him with an overdose of an experimental steroid he’s smuggling. He blisters and swells Tetsuo style before exploding into a mist of puss and blood. Your avatars dance with glee and he never f*cking calls you again.

Brucie still calls you? How is that possible? Me personally, I haven't had a Brucie call since last gen, most of the contacts were fixed then so that the amount of calls went down.

 

Only Simeon I would love to kill, his lists are annoying and he knows from his missions he can afford to pay us more.

 

I wish LJT would get some common sense, he calls me about doing resupplies for business's that are shut down, constantly calls when the business's are full, just send a damn text man, even Tony doesn't call when something is maxed in the warehouse, he just sends a text and moves on.

Edited March 20, 2019 by Rez090

[kenmy13999]

Ljt, he's the only one annoying me with constant phone calls 

 

Why.. Why.. Why couldn't they do something about him also..?????? Whyyyy 

Edited March 20, 2019 by kenmy13999

[Sanches]

All!

[White Shark]

LJT, Gay Tony, Lazlow.

 

All their calls would be dealt with by my Executive Assistant. That's her job after all, to take calls and pass me the info. So the above can stay alive for all I care, I just don't want them calling me direct lol.

 

Simeon can just get blocked.

 

Paige I don't mind but I just want to have the option to hang up on her.

[Mistermilan07]

I d kill u if u were in my phone contact cuz i cant stand people who underline big chunks of text

 

On topic. Ron and ljt. Feed them to the sharks

[wweraw526]

5 hours ago, Mistermilan07 said:

I d kill u if u were in my phone contact cuz i cant stand people who underline big chunks of text

 

On topic. Ron and ljt. Feed them to the sharks

My bad, I fixed it lol, I don't normally do that stuff just got lazy to fix it afterwards since I went off to go do something else.

9 hours ago, IceDree said:

Ron, Paige, Johnny T & the Los Santos Customs mechanic.

 

Ron.

I don't know yet, but I'll mess with him first. I'd drug & Kidnap him, have Karen Daniels dress up as an alien, wake him up & let her practice her signature move on him.

 

I don't want anyone replacing him in the Hangar... Or I'll take them out as well.

 

Paige

Electrocute her in her precious T Truck.

 

Johnny T.

Death by a thousand cuts for all the times he messed up.

 

LSC Mechanic (Not Hao)

I'll shoot him next to Simeon's wife & frame Simeon for it ... 2 birds with one stone.

Savage kills but I like it, what did Paige ever do to you lol?

5 hours ago, White Shark said:

LJT, Gay Tony, Lazlow.

 

All their calls would be dealt with by my Executive Assistant. That's her job after all, to take calls and pass me the info. So the above can stay alive for all I care, I just don't want them calling me direct lol.

 

Simeon can just get blocked.

 

Paige I don't mind but I just want to have the option to hang up on her.

Add English Dave to that list, dumb b*tch kept calling me to book him for my nightclub and as I was pressing buttons to cancel his forced phone call, I accidentally pressed 100,000 to book him for the club and makes me go on a wild goose chase to kill this bag mugger named Dixon. 

6 hours ago, kenmy13999 said:

Ljt, he's the only one annoying me with constant phone calls 

 

Why.. Why.. Why couldn't they do something about him also..?????? Whyyyy 

Whose LJT again? I never get any calls from that person

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[kenmy13999]

Ljt is the one nagging on about your mc businesses 

[wweraw526]

8 hours ago, MsBrandi said:

I hate lester but that man in a wheelchair has given me a lot of money from mc businesses and DDH

I also hate paige but her client jobs has made my wallet thiccc lol

Would love to kill simeon tho, but he's just a small time salesman he's already miserable so no..

As gerald no need to he's a brother, brother love man he and lamar is entertaining enough so no lol...

 

Now Ron, hmm i would love to kill that son of a bitch by inserting that jammer up in his ass that we have to destroy using the hunter, not to mention the cut that he takes from the sh*tty payouts, hell i would kill him with mirror park trannys, pay 1 millions for 4 trannys to ganbang that piece of sh*t until he dies from a ruptured and hemmorhaged asshole

Hey ron, there's a hot fine lady that would love to see ya, come here at the derelict motel i got a present for ya lol

 

But most of all though i would like to kill tony and lazlow for living as a freeloader in our nightclub, mutilated them with a chainsaw along with alan jerome yeah that f*cker who turns the arena into a boring f*cking lame sh*tfull piece of sh*t adv modes bullsh*t and then burn them all in incinerator down in the industrial area

Goodbye tony alan ron and lazlow f*ck you cockroaches

LMAO so long guys, have a good trip and you shoot them all in the head LOL, 

20 minutes ago, kenmy13999 said:

Ljt is the one nagging on about your mc businesses 

oh ok I don't own a MC so that's probably why I don't get phone calls from him

11 hours ago, Rafae S said:

Gerald, Lamar, Simeon, Lazlow, Ron, Martin, Dom and so many more.

I don't think you need to kill Dom because I think he's already dead lol, since I haven't heard from him since last gen. Just incase if he is sure why now. 

 

I would keep Lazlow alive to embarrass him even more. It's funny to see him fail in life especially he thinks he's mr. big shot. I love it when I see him curled up in a ball on a coach in the nightclub because the popularity is down :D. 

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[wweraw526]

13 hours ago, Spectre "2K" said:

i'd kill Bryony by trapping her in the arena and playing a match of carnage with making her roadkill bonus points 

lol good one. I got a good kill for her. 

 

 strap her to a post inside the arena war and smash into her with one of the spiked cars lol Watching her body get impaled and her top half is on a spike of your car  

13 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Simeon, I'm tired of getting two star wanted levels after stealing a crummy car that he happens to want. Maybe I could give him a car with the brake lines cut after meeting up by the mountain top radio tower. That way he starts going and can't stop flying off a cliff into a nice fireball. 

He's a cheap scum and pays you less on missions. Any car death for him would be great to see.

14 hours ago, REXX said:

I remember doing something like this years ago!

 

I'd kill off Gerald. I won't need do anything fancy, nah, nowadays its either hop on an Oppressor MKII or spam explosive ammo... which is kinda sad.

I f'n love the Oppressor MK2, I would use that for sure to blast all them dumbasses lol

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[Pedinhuh]

Simeon, Ron, Gerald, Martin, Dom, Paige, Brucie, Tony, English Dave, Lazlow, Byrone...I'd kill all of them in a heart beat.

 

LJT gets blocked because if I kill him, I end up killing Lester and Lester has great perks that I always use.

 

CEO assistant gets blocked too because rarely ever I use her perks, but they surely are handy when I need it.

Edited March 20, 2019 by Pedinhuh

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

simeon and agent annoying.

[wweraw526]

12 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Simeon, of course. I dunno, I'd prolly light him on fire or something.

 

Martin. Hate Martin, thinks he's untouchable. Even threats you over and over again. I'd like to have a seige over his ranch with all his lackeys defending him. Torch the whole place down.

I never really saw any problem with Martin, he pays you good money on missions if you stay more longer in them. 22.500 may not be enough but atleast he's no cheap scum like Simeon, Fights cops to get car and pays you like 11 - 13,000K, get the fk outta here lol. 

27 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

Simeon, Ron, Gerald, Martin, Dom, Paige, Brucie, Tony, English Dave, Lazlow, Byrone...I'd kill all of them in a heart beat.

 

LJT gets blocked because if I kill him, I end up killing Lester and Lester has great perks that I always use.

 

CEO assistant gets blocked too because rarely ever I use her perks, but they surely are handy when I need it.

If rockstar gave us the option to go after them all so we don't have to worry about any mission replacements, sure why the heck not and plus it would be fun to pick who you want to spare and kill off. 

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[ghostsoap01]

Simeon - Blow up 4 contact mission, where we blow up his dealership with him in it.

Bryony - Mad Max hood ornament.

 

Ron - Heart attack by convincing him the government is on to him.

[wweraw526]

3 minutes ago, ghostsoap01 said:

Simeon - Blow up 4 contact mission, where we blow up his dealership with him in it.

Bryony - Mad Max hood ornament.

 

Ron - Heart attack by convincing him the government is on to him.

lol lovely kills, I love them

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526

[ghostsoap01]

3 minutes ago, wweraw526 said:

lol lovely kills, I love them

"Hi this is Bryony, wanna buy an arena wars garage?"

"okay" *proceeds to buy it just for the purpose of eliminating Bryony*

Peace at last

[IceDree]

2 hours ago, wweraw526 said:

Savage kills but I like it, what did Paige ever do to you lol?

Umm where were you between August 14th & December 11th?

 

Maybe this account could help

 

[Bandersnatch]

Every single one of them ..... !

 

Well apart from Johnny on the spot and Molly (secretary) also the lady's number's I got from V.U in 2013.

 

The missions would involve NSfw methods, 

 

 

Edited March 20, 2019 by Bandersnatch

[wweraw526]

1 hour ago, IceDree said:

Umm where were you between August 14th & December 11th?

 

Maybe this account could help

 

 I started playing online again this past February and wanted to see what was going on with online. when I heard about the Oppressor MK2, I wanted to save up and get it since it looks cool. Now I have it now, i f'n love that thing lol, too bad you have buy a nightclub to buy one and if you want to modify it you must buy a terrorbyte and a mod station. Alot of work but worth it since I have the vehicle Warehouse now to make money selling cars.

 

So you want to Kill her over a tweet? lol wow cruel

46 minutes ago, Bandersnatch said:

Every single one of them ..... !

 

Well apart from Johnny on the spot and Molly (secretary) also the lady's number's I got from V.U in 2013.

 

The missions would involve NSfw methods, 

 

 

I miss gunning down Johnny when he delivers the car to you. "Okay boss here's your car" you pull a Claude and shoot him in the chest with a pumped up shotgun without saying a word lol

Edited March 20, 2019 by wweraw526