The-Gatherring 1 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 IK this is an odd question, but i was curious, what if Claude and Catalina had a child together? if she didn’t have an abortion (which i think she would) do you think Catalina would protect her child, or neglect him/her?, what would Claude be like as a father? i think Claude would grow to resent his child, reminding him of the crazy b**ch. Would she give the child to her cousin Cesar to raise instead? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 14,654 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 WHAT IF uhh… WHAT IF there's a spot on my body that I can touch to keep my heart from beating? Or like WHAT IF, WHAT IF theres this uhh... stray bullet out there that’s gonna come through my window and take me out? Like WHAT IF uhh... WHAT IF theres this huge unstoppable comet that’s just gonna like, destroy the earth and all of us? Like WHAT IF... WHAT IF that’s happening right now? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
guard3 2,415 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 If they had a child then this: badass punk would do the bank job and then they’d all live happily ever after. The end. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,660 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Claude and Catalina would do the same thing than they always do ; what's written in the main.scm. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
TheSantader25 7,145 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Their child would be a silent dude with the ability to scream in rare situations. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Nik0 Bellic 66 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Even though catalina was totally a psycho, it still would be sweet to see their child, that coulda been a reason to stop being a douchbag for catalina, i also think they would have to stop being ciriminals if they had a little child 1 Link to post Share on other sites
xSapphirePlayz 194 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 On 3/7/2019 at 5:25 PM, Evil empire said: Claude and Catalina would do the same thing than they always do ; what's written in the main.scm. smartest reply to date 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JohnHenry 7 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 He has CLAUDIO!!! looks like your father 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Copcaller 674 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Idk I could see Claude being aloof but protective of the child. Catalina is probably gonna train the kid to be a criminal though Link to post Share on other sites
Timcatgt5 337 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 What if the Cleveland Browns get to the super bowl, and their opponent were the Arizona Cardinals, who would you support if you were a neutral? I'm a Seahawks fan so I know what my choices are. But if the child did turn out to live a life of crime, they would inherit a mixture of the mother and father's behaviour, which could have varying results. Link to post Share on other sites
InfiniteIshaan 6 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 10:12 AM, TheSantader25 said: Their child would be a silent dude with the ability to scream in rare situations. I think the child will be opposite of this, he/she talks like crazy as her mother Catalina in most of the situation and becomes calm just like Claude in worse and complicated situations. Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisCar2362 6 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 GTA online player, a Mistake while having s*x Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 583 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, ChrisCar2362 said: GTA online player, a Mistake The sentence is even more better now 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Theft Auto 470 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) They did have, have you seen Trevor Philips? His old name was Tretex Speed. After Catalina got the kid out of her ass, Claude told her to put it back because It looks like a dead rat that looks like it ate a small intestine. Catalina doesn't like the idea and wanted to raise the kid to be like herself they then thought of a name for the dead rat. Claude wants to name it "Tree" but Catalina wants to name the dead rat about her favorite vehicle "Vortex". They fought and fought until the neighbor shot their window. Then they mixed the name they have given, Its either "Trevor" or "Tretex". They chose Tretex cause it's retarded, Then one night, they fought about a topic of "who has a bigger d-ck?" Catalina chose herself, while Claude chose himself. They fought so hard that Claude threw the dead rat out the window and head hit the ground pretty hard. Now Tretex had a brain problem, then after that, they just slept forgetting about the baby. Then a girl named Mrs.Philips went to a different universe and saw a dead rat. She took it and brought it to her universe and named him Trevor Philips. You may be wondering, How could she possibly think the name of the baby? Well she saw trees and a girl named Carl Johnson flying a vortex from Liberty City to Los Santos so she have to choose, Trevor or Tretex? She chose Trevor. The End. Spoiler In case you're wondering what d-ck is? It's Duck. This sound weird so I might delete this soon. There are no correcrions and I purposely wrote the weird things. Edited December 16, 2020 by Carl Theft Auto Link to post Share on other sites
KGBeast 928 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 OP was obviously a Rockstar employee. Word on the street is GTA VI is actually going to be San Andreas 2 and the protagonist is Claude and Catalina's son, Claude Vialpando Jr. Link to post Share on other sites
