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WHAT IF Claude and Catalina had a kid?


The-Gatherring

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The-Gatherring

IK this is an odd question, but i was curious, what if Claude and Catalina had a child together? if she didn’t have an abortion (which i think she would) do you think Catalina would protect her child, or neglect him/her?, what would Claude be like as a father? i think Claude would grow to resent his child, reminding him of the crazy b**ch.

 

Would she give the child to her cousin Cesar to raise instead?

 

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Fozzie

WHAT IF uhh… WHAT IF there's a spot on my body that I can touch to keep my heart from beating? Or like WHAT IF, WHAT IF theres this uhh... stray bullet out there that’s gonna come through my window and take me out? Like WHAT IF uhh... WHAT IF theres this huge unstoppable comet that’s just gonna like, destroy the earth and all of us? Like WHAT IF... WHAT IF that’s happening right now? 

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guard3

If they had a child then this:

a-properly-armed-child.jpg

badass punk would do the bank job and then they’d all live happily ever after. The end.

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Evil empire

Claude and Catalina would do the same thing than they always do ; what's written in the main.scm.

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TheSantader25

Their child would be a silent dude with the ability to scream in rare situations. 

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Nik0 Bellic

Even though catalina was totally a psycho, it still would be sweet to see their child, that coulda been a reason to stop being a douchbag for catalina, i also think they would have to stop being ciriminals if they had a little child

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xSapphirePlayz
On 3/7/2019 at 5:25 PM, Evil empire said:

Claude and Catalina would do the same thing than they always do ; what's written in the main.scm.

smartest reply to date

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Copcaller

Idk I could see Claude being aloof but protective of the child. Catalina is probably gonna train the kid to be a criminal though

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Timcatgt5

What if the Cleveland Browns get to the super bowl, and their opponent were the Arizona Cardinals, who would you support if you were a neutral? 

 

I'm a Seahawks fan so I know what my choices are. 

 

But if the child did turn out to live a life of crime, they would inherit a mixture of the mother and father's behaviour, which could have varying results. 

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InfiniteIshaan
On 3/9/2019 at 10:12 AM, TheSantader25 said:

Their child would be a silent dude with the ability to scream in rare situations. 

I think the child will be opposite of this, he/she talks like crazy as her mother Catalina in most of the situation and becomes calm just like Claude in worse and complicated situations.

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Carl Theft Auto

They did have, have you seen Trevor Philips? His old name was Tretex Speed.

 

After Catalina got the kid out of her ass, Claude told her to put it back because It looks like a dead rat that looks like it ate a small intestine. Catalina doesn't like the idea and wanted to raise the kid to be like

herself

 

they then thought of a name for the dead rat. Claude wants to name it "Tree" but Catalina wants to name the dead rat about her favorite vehicle "Vortex". They fought and fought until the neighbor shot their window. Then they mixed the name they have given, Its either "Trevor" or "Tretex". They chose Tretex cause it's retarded,

 

Then one night, they fought about a topic of "who has a bigger d-ck?" Catalina chose herself, while Claude chose himself. They fought so hard that Claude threw the dead rat out the window and head hit the ground pretty hard. Now Tretex had a brain problem, then after that, they just slept forgetting about the baby. Then a girl named Mrs.Philips went to a different universe and saw a dead rat. She took it and brought it to her universe and named him Trevor Philips.

 

You may be wondering, How could she possibly think the name of the baby? Well she saw trees and a girl named Carl Johnson flying a vortex from Liberty City to Los Santos so she have to choose, Trevor or Tretex? She chose Trevor.

 

The End.

 

Spoiler

In case you're wondering what d-ck is? It's Duck.

 

This sound weird so I might delete this soon.

 

There are no correcrions and I purposely wrote the weird things.

 

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OP was obviously a Rockstar employee. Word on the street is GTA VI is actually going to be San Andreas 2 and the protagonist is Claude and Catalina's son, Claude Vialpando Jr. 

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