Help! Can't get kills anymore!

[Pocket Fox]

Help!

 

Since the latest update I can't find hunters, fishers or people who've gone AFK to kill. I can only find people with red dots who shoot me and I'm too scrub to do well against them. I like PvP, I only want PvP, nooothing else should matter but PvP..... but!! I won't ever touch the PvP showdown playlists because other players will shoot at me and I'll lose. I only want to shoot at players who won't fight back or are preoccupied doing something else.

 

Since this blip update I cannot find easy targets for cheap kills and I'm too dumb to git gud and too bad at the game to play PvP showdown. What do I do?

 

Also, I am 100% against the idea of lobby types because that would mean PvE players whom I target for easy kills would play in those lobbies most of the time and I would be stuck in a PvP lobby. In a PvP only lobby those people will shoot me on sight and make me lose all the time, so despite me wanting to PvP, I actually don't want anyone to challenge or threaten me.

 

So R* should change the game so I have a machine gun with explosive ammo and a deluxo (with an oppressor on the back) so I can use missiles to kill other players. Also other players can't hurt me and have no guns.

 

I essentially want to cheat and hack due to my lack of skill, but want to pretend I am a pro player, what are my options here?

 

Only provide me with answers where I win and I get what I want and everyone else can go suck it. I'm only interested in win/lose scenarios, please don't apply logic, compromise or push your win/win agenda. I only interact with other people online via toxic behaviour and have deep seeded mental health issues.

Also I want to see other players IP addresses so if someone does kill me, I can SWAT them and stuff because I am a toxic child with no social skills.

 

Once again I must reiterate don't suggest lobby types because I don't think R* will give me a lobby option for 'one toxic prick and 20 people fishing' as an option.... but if they did I would play that lobby 24/7 and go pro and get famous on youtube and twitch and then people will finally like me and I'll finally make a friend and won't cry myself to sleep into an anime hugging pillow.

 

 

/S

 

 

 

Sorry in advance.

[Rafae S]

lol tl;dr

[Happy Hunter]

You hammer on the invite only sessions worse than I do about RC helicopters and buffed bombs lol. But I don't blame you, hope they arrive.

 

And yeah, these guys are just ... Ugh. Bounties could do with a few tweaks, but overall I'm getting along with the new systems just fine. Then again, I've been doing PvP in the actual PvP modes.

[Ryan5252]

You forgot to mention how crappy it is that you can no longer "farm" cops to help inflate your level so you look cooler to all your little mates. It's so annoying R* seen fit to add a bounty system meaning you can no longer sit on a roof for hours on end killing computer generated characters over and over and over again. 

 

Gone are the days where you can sit there shooting away and literally everyone in the lobby could see you surrounded by all X's on the radar and think "Wow, I'll never be that good! They must have real skillz"

 

 

[jazzbone]

The cop killing was for many, myself included, xp farming and not to look cool.

When an item as basic as a fishing pole is behind a level wall some players will seek xp farming.

Gang hideouts would be more fun for farming but for me those hideouts are rare to spawn.

XP farming is an old and common tactic used to level up in games.

 

 

 

Edited March 2, 2019 by jazzbone

[Ryan5252]

3 minutes ago, jazzbone said:

The cop killing was for many, myself included, xp farming and not to look cool.

Sarcasm....

[w9u2jd]

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Edited May 30, 2020 by w9u2jd

[gtmike]

Someone got killed a lot before the new radar system  Let it all out...

[U Carmine]

Just take the train. You'll find a lot of peasants.

 

But quality post. 

[Lonely-Martin]

Thread of the year for me so far.

 

Well said! Far too many pansies out there and their salty 'PvP game' threads are quite tasty too.

[ZakeBudek]

SUPER EASY BLUE DOT GLITCH KILL ANYONE MAKE $$$ 100000000XP UNLIMITED XP
WHAT IS UP how's it goin, I'm going to tell you how to always have a blue dot!

Every time you kill someone, delete your character and make a new one. No more red dot!

So  LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
So kill someone fishing, skinning, or AFK, you get this RED DOT?! LAME!

Just go into the menus somewhere, I think it's there, you'll find it, and DELETE! Blue dot next time you login!

Comment below how many noobs you slay with this glitch which I am the founder, and pledge your undying love

for me to post another 10:01 video on another SUPER SECRET alternate method to delete your character!

Smash that LIKE button and HUMP that subscribe if you're new. See you next time, my only friends.

[ALifeOfMisery]

You've already got yourself a 2019 RDO thread of the year nomination from me.

 

I'm expecting a lock, but I'm saving the link. Quality post Pocket.

[U Carmine]

37 minutes ago, ZakeBudek said:

SUPER EASY BLUE DOT GLITCH KILL ANYONE MAKE $$$ 100000000XP UNLIMITED XP
WHAT IS UP how's it goin, I'm going to tell you how to always have a blue dot!

Every time you kill someone, delete your character and make a new one. No more red dot!

So  LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
So kill someone fishing, skinning, or AFK, you get this RED DOT?! LAME!

Just go into the menus somewhere, I think it's there, you'll find it, and DELETE! Blue dot next time you login!

Comment below how many noobs you slay with this glitch which I am the founder, and pledge your undying love

for me to post another 10:01 video on another SUPER SECRET alternate method to delete your character!

Smash that LIKE button and HUMP that subscribe if you're new. See you next time, my only friends.

Sounds like something out of MrBossFTW video.

[Ryan5252]

56 minutes ago, Ektope said:

Sounds like something out of MrBossFTW video.

It will be now lol

[A Man Deprived]

Best thread I've seen today lol.

[tonko]

13 hours ago, ZakeBudek said:

SUPER EASY BLUE DOT GLITCH KILL ANYONE MAKE $$$ 100000000XP UNLIMITED XP
WHAT IS UP how's it goin, I'm going to tell you how to always have a blue dot!

Every time you kill someone, delete your character and make a new one. No more red dot!

So  LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
So kill someone fishing, skinning, or AFK, you get this RED DOT?! LAME!

Just go into the menus somewhere, I think it's there, you'll find it, and DELETE! Blue dot next time you login!

Comment below how many noobs you slay with this glitch which I am the founder, and pledge your undying love

for me to post another 10:01 video on another SUPER SECRET alternate method to delete your character!

Smash that LIKE button and HUMP that subscribe if you're new. See you next time, my only friends.

Ahahahahhahaha

[Bandersnatch]

This thread made be glad I checked out this part of the forum ! ,

 

Sounds like a director mode needed here to be added, then you can join a player in another activity , exit to dash board , stand on your head count to 3 press up up up up , down on the loading screen wait till you hear a click then you can have OTR, god mode and reveal all players glitch.

 

Also with the director mode no videos should be saved and certain areas on the map won't allow recording

 

 

 

 

[éX-Driver]

Guess I’m the only one that doesn’t find it all that funny

[Lonely-Martin]

1 hour ago, éX-Driver said:

Guess I’m the only one that doesn’t find it all that funny

Aww. No fun allowed!!!

 

Sorry R*

[éX-Driver]

10 minutes ago, Lonely-Martin said:

Aww. No fun allowed!!!

 

Sorry R*

To me, there comes a point when sardonicism stops being sardonic and starts becoming butthurt. I think OP crossed that line after the third full paragraph of text.

[Lonely-Martin]

1 minute ago, éX-Driver said:

To me, there comes a point when sardonicism stops being sardonic and starts becoming butthurt. I think OP crossed that line after the third full paragraph of text.

You know it's just a sarcastic jab at the 'it's a PvP game' morons that keep making ridiculous threads, right?

 

Just a bit of fun. Either laugh, or move on, grumpy.

[éX-Driver]

2 hours ago, Lonely-Martin said:

You know it's just a sarcastic jab at the 'it's a PvP game' morons that keep making ridiculous threads, right?

 

Just a bit of fun. Either laugh, or move on, grumpy.

I know. I’m saying the joke runs dry after several sentences. At that point it becomes a childish angsty rant and it stops being funny. That was the point of my comment. You’re the one so offended by my opinion you had to reply me and start calling me names.

[Lonely-Martin]

17 minutes ago, éX-Driver said:

I know. I’m saying the joke runs dry after several sentences. At that point it becomes a childish angsty rant and it stops being funny. That was the point of my comment. You’re the one so offended by my opinion you had to reply me and start calling me names.

Calling you names, lol. I said grumpy as you're acting so. If that offends, I apologise as I was just being facetious, though it really is a stretch that it could offend you, lol.

 

The whole point of it being a long rant is to reflect/mock those threads/posts that the bitter members make, it's satirical. Being an R* games fan, surely you see that. C'mon. R* have for years. That's the whole point and it emphasises the joke of how others are bitching at length, lol. Might not be funny for you, but clearly many got it, it's gold! Comedy is subjective, anyway...

 

I'm in no way offended though dude, it's discussion/for fun. Can't offend me with discussuions/comedy at all, and it is quite ironic you call me offended when you cite me as calling names and show you were indeed the one offended here, lol. Believe me, I've had a lot worse than whatever you seem to think I'm offended by. Some has, as many do need to go that far, unfortunately, not this bit of fun though.

 

But alas, if me calling you a grump does, report me. Or the thread and move on. Pretty simple.

[Display Name]

I never kill innocent players, but the only thing I do that you could call "griefing" is kidnapping AFK players and taking them to caves or some other empty places. It's funny, because once you hogtie someone they can't get kicked out for being AFK, so they will eventually turn their monitor on and see that they are in the middle of dark cavern. They might leave eventually, but that's because of their console going off. I wish you could hang players that have bounties by taking them to the sheriff or something like that.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Display Name

[éX-Driver]

15 minutes ago, Lonely-Martin said:

Calling you names, lol. I said grumpy as you're acting so. If that offends, I apologise as I was just being facetious, though it really is a stretch that it could offend you, lol.

 

The whole point of it being a long rant is to reflect/mock those threads/posts that the bitter members make, it's satirical. Being an R* games fan, surely you see that. C'mon. R* have for years. That's the whole point and it emphasises the joke of how others are bitching at length, lol. Might not be funny for you, but clearly many got it, it's gold! Comedy is subjective, anyway...

 

I'm in no way offended though dude, it's discussion/for fun. Can't offend me with discussuions/comedy at all, and it is quite ironic you call me offended when you cite me as calling names and show you were indeed the one offended here, lol. Believe me, I've had a lot worse than whatever you seem to think I'm offended by. Some has, as many do need to go that far, unfortunately, not this bit of fun though.

 

But alas, if me calling you a grump does, report me. Or the thread and move on. Pretty simple.

Why are you being so defensive about it? I never claimed to be offended by it, was just pointing out that you did it.

 

Like I said, I understand what OP meant. The joke simply lost it’s staying power 1/3 of the way through. It’s like a knock-knock joke that thinks it’s The Aristocrats. Comedy is difficult to really nail. I don’t think OP nailed it, simple as that.

[Lonely-Martin]

1 minute ago, éX-Driver said:

Why are you being so defensive about it? I never claimed to be offended by it, was just pointing out that you did it.

 

Like I said, I understand what OP meant. The joke simply lost it’s staying power 1/3 of the way through. It’s like a knock-knock joke that thinks it’s The Aristocrats. Comedy is difficult to really nail. I don’t think OP nailed it, simple as that.

You were clearly offended by my 'name calling' lol. How am I being defensive? I'm discussing with you how I found it funny that's all. Likewise with how you took offence to my little bit of fun that followed. Moving on.

 

Of course comedy is hard to nail. But for me, and many, the original post did. If you disagree, all good. As I said, comedy is subjective. Some like Jimmy Carr, some like a Carry On flick. Each their own.

[éX-Driver]

1 hour ago, Lonely-Martin said:

You were clearly offended by my 'name calling' lol. How am I being defensive? I'm discussing with you how I found it funny that's all. Likewise with how you took offence to my little bit of fun that followed. Moving on.

 

Of course comedy is hard to nail. But for me, and many, the original post did. If you disagree, all good. As I said, comedy is subjective. Some like Jimmy Carr, some like a Carry On flick. Each their own.

Please do elaborate how I was offended. Because I made an observation?

 

I can blow raspberries into a primary school intercom and bring the building to tears. Doesn’t exactly make it the pinnacle of comedy. I fail to see your point

[Lonely-Martin]

19 minutes ago, éX-Driver said:

Please do elaborate how I was offended. Because I made an observation?

 

I can blow raspberries into a primary school intercom and bring the building to tears. Doesn’t exactly make it the pinnacle of comedy. I fail to see your point

You complain I call you names, to make that complaint is to be offended by it.

 

Moving on... Can't all agree.

[MXVC]

5 hours ago, Display Name said:

I never kill innocent players, but the only thing I do that you could call "griefing" is kidnapping AFK players and taking them to caves or some other empty places. It's funny, because once you hogtie someone they can't get kicked out for being AFK, so they will eventually turn their monitor on and see that they are in the middle of dark cavern. They might leave eventually, but that's because of their console going off. I wish you could hang players that have bounties by taking them to the sheriff or something like that.

There are definitely a lot of practical jokes to play in RDO.

But in general a lot of the more interesting interactions and strategies with other players have been eliminated with the new blip system. Same with hearing voice chat. 

Edited March 3, 2019 by MXVC