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Carbet Club


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Gtarockstargamer

who also enjoys the carbet club like me?

And what is your favorite act?

It is funny to watch some shows there:

The only show what i don’t really understand is the bluesy act.

She sings about she was about being Abused as a child, losing her baby child to Aliens, & pursuing a sex change she be a Man soon.

#1 like how you lose your child to a alien? But it is also kind of funny hehe

#2 she sings about she be a man soon.

Like What is she? is she still a normal female? i don’t get that sh*t Lmao 

 

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billiejoearmstrong8

My favourite one is the "cowboy" one with the guy rolling around on the stage just because it's such a comically awful idea for an act lol. The magic act is also amusing.

 

The Bluesy St John act is supposed to be a parody of old fashioned blues singers always talking to the audience about what the song is about before they sing it, the joke is she talks about it so long that she never actually sings the song. The other part of the joke is that the subject is always something really messed up but she talks about it like it's something everyone has done/can relate to. I don't think it's done very well though, it's not very funny and goes on and on.

 

I love the whole idea of having a Russian cabaret club in the game, it's a great detail and as well as watching the acts and taking friends/dates there to hear their reaction it's also great fun to start a fight/shootout with the Russian mobsters inside or fight the Greek bouncers on the door. Yesterday I started trouble with the mobsters and ran up to the roof and called the police a few times and witnessed an epic shootout outside the club, awesome.

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6 hours ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

My favourite one is the "cowboy" one with the guy rolling around on the stage just because it's such a comically awful idea for an act lol. The magic act is also amusing.

 

The Bluesy St John act is supposed to be a parody of old fashioned blues singers always talking to the audience about what the song is about before they sing it, the joke is she talks about it so long that she never actually sings the song. The other part of the joke is that the subject is always something really messed up but she talks about it like it's something everyone has done/can relate to. I don't think it's done very well though, it's not very funny and goes on and on.

 

I love the whole idea of having a Russian cabaret club in the game, it's a great detail and as well as watching the acts and taking friends/dates there to hear their reaction it's also great fun to start a fight/shootout with the Russian mobsters inside or fight the Greek bouncers on the door. Yesterday I started trouble with the mobsters and ran up to the roof and called the police a few times and witnessed an epic shootout outside the club, awesome.

The Cowboy act is so messed up it became funny. lol

But i think the magic act is pretty annoyin.

 

I never knew The Bluesy St John act is a parody of a parody of old fashioned blues singers.

Which one?

And true subject of her act is always something really messed up but she talks about it like it's something everyone has done/can relate

The only part i don’t really understand of her act is what is she? Is she still a female? cuz she sings she want to be a man soon etc

But she looks like a women but Gta Wiki says this about her many “audience members finds this female singer amusing and quite attractive. “

her act always confused me.

 

Yea true a russian Carbet Club is a great detail for this game

Also every friend or date has a difrent reaction on the show like roman or little jacob says its fun but dwayne thinks it is boring i also love to start a shoutout there with great weapena & dwayne’s back up

or a call 911 then attack some 

1 minute ago, Gtarockstargamer said:

The Cowboy act is so messed up it became funny. lol

But i think the magic act is pretty annoyin.

 

I never knew The Bluesy St John act is a parody of a parody of old fashioned blues singers.

Which one?

And true subject of her act is always something really messed up but she talks about it like it's something everyone has done/can relate

The only part i don’t really understand of her act is what is she? Is she still a female? cuz she sings she want to be a man soon etc

But she looks like a women but Gta Wiki says this about her many “audience members finds this female singer amusing and quite attractive. “

her act always confused me.

 

Yea true a russian Carbet Club is a great detail for this game

Also every friend or date has a difrent reaction on the show like roman or little jacob says its fun but dwayne thinks it is boring i also love to start a shoutout there with great weapena & dwayne’s back up

or a call 911 then attack some 

People without weapons and let them follow you outside.

then you see outside the cops you let him attack you again and then watch how the cops are arresting him

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billiejoearmstrong8
8 minutes ago, Gtarockstargamer said:

 

I never knew The Bluesy St John act is a parody of a parody of old fashioned blues singers.

Which one?

And true subject of her act is always something really messed up but she talks about it like it's something everyone has done/can relate

The only part i don’t really understand of her act is what is she? Is she still a female? cuz she sings she want to be a man soon etc

But she looks like a women but Gta Wiki says this about her many “audience members finds this female singer amusing and quite attractive. “

her act always confused me.

 

She's just meant to be a blues singer performing as a cabaret/burlesque act (but does more talking than singing). She's meant to be female but it's just supposed to be funny that she talks about doing crazy things and is possibly drunk. I guess the thing about her on the GTA wiki is based on the audience clapping for her/liking her and how the announcer introduces her.

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Gtarockstargamer
22 minutes ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

She's just meant to be a blues singer performing as a cabaret/burlesque act (but does more talking than singing). She's meant to be female but it's just supposed to be funny that she talks about doing crazy things and is possibly drunk. I guess the thing about her on the GTA wiki is based on the audience clapping for her/liking her and how the announcer introduces her.

I see now i understand she just say those crazy things because she is drunk so the things what she say she doesn’t mean that she is just pretty drunk

the baby part is also pretty weird.

She also sings about taking lot of pills and sh*t so i understand it she just lost her mind

My opinion it is a crazy act and she lost her mind because of the alcohol & pills.

And do you know on which blues singer she is based on?

30 minutes ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

I guess the thing about her on the GTA wiki is based on the audience clapping for her/liking her and how the announcer introduces her.

Yea i think that to Gta Wiki says that Many audience members finds her quite attractive.

Probably because what you said everyone claps/likes her & The announcer introduces her as The Sexy Bluesy

 

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billiejoearmstrong8
2 hours ago, Gtarockstargamer said:

I see now i understand she just say those crazy things because she is drunk so the things what she say she doesn’t mean that she is just pretty drunk

the baby part is also pretty weird.

She also sings about taking lot of pills and sh*t so i understand it she just lost her mind

My opinion it is a crazy act and she lost her mind because of the alcohol & pills.

And do you know on which blues singer she is based on?

Yea i think that to Gta Wiki says that Many audience members finds her quite attractive.

Probably because what you said everyone claps/likes her & The announcer introduces her as The Sexy Bluesy

 

I don't think she's based on anyone in particular, she's just a blues singer/burlesque performer who acts like a blues singer/burlesque performer

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Bluesy is a hot mess. 

 

I like Catch, the juggler, mostly for the excellent animation. 

 

The cowboy act is so bad, it's good. Actually, it's so bad, it's bad, but I find it amusing, particularly the audience's reaction. 

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I like the carpet club but i’m not actually sure why, I think their somewhat funny but I dunno it’s really weird and hard to explain.

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