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The Official RDO High Quality™ Thread


ALifeOfMisery
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Slonitram

Nobody:

 

Red Dead Online character stepping off a 3 foot boulder:

 

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hmmmmm today i will expand upon my fantasies of torturing an elderly homo-sapien for DARING to have a negative opinion of domesticated canines as it does not conform to the obsessive veneration i possess for said creatures....!!!!!

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PROVEN BY SCIENCE!!!!

 

If you ride around singing "Bring me a whitetail buck" to the tune of Steve Winwood's "Higher Love," there's a 33.3333333% chance the game will spawn one in your vicinty. Quality appears to be random, and it works whether you have a mic plugged in or not.

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JumpingKentFlash
On 10/15/2019 at 3:46 PM, IamCourtney said:

PROVEN BY SCIENCE!!!!

 

If you ride around singing "Bring me a whitetail buck" to the tune of Steve Winwood's "Higher Love," there's a 33.3333333% chance the game will spawn one in your vicinty. Quality appears to be random, and it works whether you have a mic plugged in or not.

Thanks. Now I won’t be able to hunt without singing that.... or maybe even a rap over California Love...?

 

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west 

The place where the Bolt Action Rifle’s the best

I’m in the Scarlet Meadows shooting eggs from a nest

Hunting Whitetail Deer getting no spawns or rest

 

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When you stop by a novice trader's camp to provide a perfect cougar as a gift, but then witness said trader skin the cat instead of giving it whole to Cripps.

 

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I've been joining some random posses lately and in more than half of them my advice to donate whole carcasses comes as a revelation. So many people just don't pay attention to turorials.

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You’ll get there eventually، my sisters and brothers. I believe in you!

 

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"Oh sh*t a snake!"

My horse left the old town road

We're gonna

Fllllyyyyyy right off this cliff for sure

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ALifeOfMisery

Had to practice a little necromancy after seeing this on Reddit.

 

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DentureDynamite
On 10/11/2019 at 6:49 PM, Mirror Park Resident said:

 

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Selling items at the butcher, and I hear nothing but:

 

"Want better pay? Do a better job!"
"This mess will barely sell!"

"Seems like I buy this near every day."
...and other steaming bull crap.

 

Then, as I walk away:

 

"Thank you for your custom!"

 

Yeah, 4Q2 R*.

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DentureDynamite

I walk up to the butcher, wearing a mask.

 

He asks, "What's so scary about your face?"

 

I reply: "It looks like yours."

Touche, R*

 

One of my favorite recurring lines from a lone lawman; his fellow lawmen dead in a pile:

 

"Get in there!"

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ALifeOfMisery

Another from Reddit

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DentureDynamite

Yet another classic lawman line:

 

"We've got you surrounded on all sides."

 

...didn't know it was possible to surround me on just one side. lol

 

Who writes this stuff at R* anyway? *facepalm*

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I'm still waiting to hear "Mendoza's been hit" or "Eldorado's down".  🙂

 

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RDO 2018: getting by on nothing but stringy meat and looted beans because everything else goes to the butcher for $$$

 

RDO 2020: eating a fresh chunk of seasoned big game every time a core fades below the highest degree of gold, pulled from a blood-oozing satchel stuffed to bursting in case I need a few pieces of meat for the stew of the day

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OREOBOREALIS
On 9/5/2020 at 8:25 PM, Caffeination said:

Here’s something low-effort

 

 

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For me its the other way. After countless times of going back to creator changing hes appearance everytime bit better, he looks cool and real as f*ck now in gameplay, but when I go to the story missions he looks so pussy and dorky little weenie in most of the cutscenes for some reason that i often get embarrassed of his korny appearance and wish everyone skips the cutscene :kekw:.

I dont know why, but the acting in the cutscenes just does not suit my character at all.

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high quality INFORMATION, probably useless, nevertheless:

 

found the 1800 gold quarter at the cliff behind fort wallace

and the 1800 gold dollar at the civil war battlefield

 

or maybe it was the other way around, I forgot.

(because my daughter needed help with the china ink and then there was a drawing intermezzo between the picking of said really rare coins)

 

/just sayin

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