Algonquin Assassin Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 There's one of these in the Red Dead Redemption 2 forum that's pretty fun, but surprised there isn't one in here. Or maybe there is and I just haven't found it. Anyway... -Hotdogs and other food will heal you better than any doctor can. -If you're got armour and go shirtless it's apparently invisible. -In the GTA universe the justice system is so swift you can get off for things that someone would most definitely get the death penalty for in real life in a matter of 6 hours. Arnold Stallone, Crossbones, iiCriminnaaL and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrock_wave Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 the character can carry a huge pile of weapons under his jacket Algonquin Assassin, H-G, GrudgefromSanAndreas and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Vrock_wave said: the character can carry a huge pile of weapons under his jacket I always thought it's somewhere else though... -In this Universe you can rob banks without any actual plans. -Clothes can be changed in 2 seconds. -The cops suffer from Alzheimer. Algonquin Assassin, A8ul99, Tommy1233 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, TheSantader25 said: -In this Universe you can rob banks without any actual plans. Dutch would feel right at home then if he was a GTA character because he wouldn't f*ck up every robbery he's apart of.. I don't need a plan would be his saying. The_B1u3_Jay, iiCriminnaaL and TheSantader25 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Stallone Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Everyone seems to conveniently be able to fly a helicopter or plane. The_B1u3_Jay, Algonquin Assassin, iiCriminnaaL and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grotti Vigilante Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 - A small airport buggy can crash into a lamppost and smash it without much trouble. Meanwhile even a tank will hit a tree and be stopped in it’s tracks immediately. - Paramedics are so skilled at their job that even dead people by gunshot wounds can be brought back to health with simple CPR. - Walking around with an RPG and running red lights is far less of a concern to police than you tinking their car ever so slightly regardless of whose af fault in the clear accident. - Cops don’t have time to worry about a street fight being reported until they are told that the victim actually had the audacity to defend themselves for survival purposes. - The AT-400 and Jet are two massive passenger planes, the latter being the second largest in the world. But don’t you even think about trying to get more than one or two passengers in. - Doesn’t matter how many pedestrians you slaughter and run over in Paramedic missions, that one individual whose leaving blood when he walks perfectly fine must be saved. - During every Paramedic mission it is proven that there is only one kind of injury normal people can get in the GTA universe, and that is dripping bloody puddles and footsteps that barely phases them. Algonquin Assassin, A8ul99, Tommy1233 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god speed Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Changing the car's color confuses 3D era cops. Barbers can make the protagonists' hair grow. NPC ambulance drivers run over ten people to save one person. TheSantader25, Evil empire, Algonquin Assassin and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrudgefromSanAndreas Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Physical layout of a city drastically changes in 7 years Cars don't run out of fuel unless it's scripted for RC vehicles in missions TheSantader25, Liberty-TG, The_B1u3_Jay and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Male01 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) Having terrible vehicle skills is okay but drunk driving isn't. Smoke teaches you how to shoot but he makes stormtroopers seem like Deadshot once you follow that train. Police always know who is a real cop and who is an impersonator, even if the outfit is from a mission where police are impersonated. Black Cyberdyne Systems T-1000s (SA's biker cops) don't care if you have just one star and you don't have a weapon. They need to make sure that you don't help John Connor eliminate Skynet. Maybe that also explains why they know your name. SFPD cops claim to be homosexual pacifist social workers who only want to kill you as much as every other cop (but not as much as those black T-1000s). I (Male01) am everywhere. In fact, I'm not just in control of the train. My train deploys an army of my clones once I reach a train station. Fire trucks use water to push you into a fire. Sitting in a car and moaning increases your health. Police cars can drive themselves in San Andreas even if you shot the driver in the head. Police helicopters fly, talk, and shoot without anybody inside them. News helicopter reports an intrusion at a restricted area whose existence was previously denied by the government. Seems legit. If someone is trespassing in a restricted area, but there is nobody to see them, will that person be wanted? Yes. Don't even think of entering Area 69, stealing a Rhino, driving it to Fort Carson, stealing a nearby car to use the nearest Pay 'n' Spray, storing the Rhino in a garage, and saving your progress. Edited January 13, 2019 by Male01 Tommy1233, Evil empire, GrudgefromSanAndreas and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Wade_007 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Vrock_wave said: the character can carry a huge pile of weapons under his jacket And Also Niko opens out an RPG from his Pocket XD H-G, Algonquin Assassin, Crossbones and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 -If you can't swim in a GTA game you'll be made fun of in another game (Like Tommy in Driv3r). -Cops acquire sudden amnesia if they see you directly get your car resprayed to lose them. -No one ever needs to shower or use the toilet in the GTA universe. -The rest of the U.S.A is a figment of imaginary landmass not seen with the naked eye in every GTA location. H-G, GrudgefromSanAndreas, Liberty-TG and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Miamivicecity said: -No one ever needs to shower or use the toilet in the GTA universe. Except for Michael and Trevor and also Ray Machowski. Edited January 14, 2019 by TheSantader25 universetwisters, Algonquin Assassin and H-G 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god speed Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miamivicecity said: -No one ever needs to shower or use the toilet in the GTA universe. I assume that happens off-screen whenever you save the game. I hope the next GTA doesn't have mandatory bathing in it. Algonquin Assassin, H-G, universetwisters and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, TheSantader25 said: Except for Michael and Trevor. Ah yes. Silly Billy I am (because I just remembered ). Well barring Michael and Trevor who seem to have the only two functioning bladders the rest of the characters just have to hold it in literally forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miamivicecity said: Ah yes. Silly billy I am (because I just remembered ). We'll barring Michael and Trevor who seem to have the only two functioning bladders the rest of the characters just have to hold it in literally forever. Also I remembered Ray Machowski from GTA III and all the NPCs in the toilets in IV from the mission "Meltdown". UltraGizmo64, Algonquin Assassin and H-G 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Just now, TheSantader25 said: Also I remembered Ray Machowski from GTA III and all the NPCs in the toilets in IV from the mission "Meltdown". OK I GET I'M STUPID AND SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A BIT MORE.... Atleast I was right with the showering part though. H-G and TheSantader25 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Miamivicecity said: OK I GET I'M STUPID AND SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A BIT MORE.... Atleast I was right with the showering part though. Yeah lt just keeps coming. Also there was a dude coming out of the toilets in the OG Loc mission "Madd Dogg Rhymes". Lol. Wade took a bath with Floyd. There goes your showering part. Edited January 14, 2019 by TheSantader25 H-G, Algonquin Assassin and UltraGizmo64 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, TheSantader25 said: Yeah lt just keeps coming. Also there was a dude coming out of the toilets in the first SA OG LOC mission "Beach Party". Loool. Wade took a bath with Floyd. There goes your showering part. -In the HD era you keep your mobile phone fully charged without ever needing a charger. TheSantader25 and H-G 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grotti Vigilante Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I can't believe that those bickering above me about who uses the toilets in GTA games have forgotten the most infamous GTA San Andreas mission ever which ends up being one of the more eventful toilet trips for a construction foreman. H-G, Samz707, TheSantader25 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGRFan97 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Some stuff about cars: Vehicles do possess a limited amount of fuel, but only once the tank's been ruptured. Gasoline, diesel and kerosene all possess the same viscosity and flashpoint in the world of GTA. Turbochargers are nothing more than noise machines that do nothing to a car's performance. Nobody ever needs to change or align their tires. Traffic laws are non-existent; stoplights are merely for show. Seatbelts are an optional extra that nobody purchases. Legal ownership of a vehicle hinges solely on whose garage it is stored in at that moment in time. The 2014 model year seems to be going on forever... Samz707 and H-G 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingAJ032304 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Park your car at the enterance of a building? Stuck in the inside? Theres a gap between the roof and the doors that you can easliy crawl through? Well don't! Why? Because I said so. You can't crouch to fit under a ledge or something in the GTA games because your hitbox is still the same but you can in Bully and RDR2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Lupino Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 -Bikes have radios in them -Mobile phones never fall off from hands when you are hit by a car -No one buys weapons from ammunition except the protagonists Liberty-TG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 -Trees are as solid as concrete. Don't ever run into one. -Armour is never visible and it's even weirder for the protagonists that can go without wearing a shirt. -In the GTA universe "opening soon" takes on a whole new meaning. Case in point the casino in GTA V. -Every single vehicle has an automatic gearbox because no one can drive a manual. -You don't need to be a trained firefighter or paramedic to do those jobs. Just steal a firetruck or ambulance and you're good to go. -You only need $100 or so to fix a car that's been f*cked up really bad. -Shooting the moon with a sniper rifle makes it grow bigger because.......reasons. GrudgefromSanAndreas, iiCriminnaaL, H-G and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, American Venom said: -Trees are as solid as concrete. Don't ever run into one. Actually there's an exception to this one. Some of the thinner trees in San Andreas drop down and get cut if you hit them with a car. Algonquin Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, TheSantader25 said: Actually there's an exception to this one. Some of the thinner trees in San Andreas drop down and get cut if you hit them with a car. Most of them I've ran into feel like hitting a brick wall lol. Bratva Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, American Venom said: Most of them I've ran into feel like hitting a brick wall lol. It's mostly the ones in the mountains. I actually had forgotten about this feature until I replayed the game again some time after GTA V's release and I was like damn! I love this game! Edited April 10, 2019 by TheSantader25 Algonquin Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god speed Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 28 minutes ago, American Venom said: no one can drive a manual Seems realistic for a game taking place in America. I wonder how many city crime games have a manual transmission option. I know the first Mafia did, sadly it was removed in Mafia II. Algonquin Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 The financial center of the world as well as the media production capital of the world both take a little over five minutes to drive across 1 hour ago, American Venom said: -Every single vehicle has an automatic gearbox because no one can drive a manual. To be fair a lot of cars in GTA 5 are manuals which is really weird to see a Cadillac landyacht with a 5 speed transmission Algonquin Assassin and god speed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingAJ032304 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) Self-defense does not exist... it is immediately bumped up to manslaughter or murder. All random npcs use the same pain, death and scream voice. You can drink alcohol in a second and a half. Eating when not walking is skipped and you magically get the effects. Jumping out of vehicles before it runs over anybody does not grant you a wanted level. There are no signs showing what your speed limit should be... seriously how did they mess up the immersion here? The sun is not painful to look at. All characters in gta 5 and rdr2 find falling face first will help break you fall from a 18 ft drop... Helicopter blades can pierce anything and will still be going You can attack someone with a melee weapon behind a fence or gate Helmets exist but for the most part are useless along with sunglasses, stealth boots, belts, and pretty much all clothes. In the 2D universe other people running over other people counts as your kill... which unfortunately means cops. In the 3D universe you can push cars by running into them. In the HD universe sticky bombs magically detonate when ever you need it to. It is a requirement to remove at least one fundamental feature from the previous gta than add it to the next gta to make that gta look better than the current gta in comparison. Edited April 22, 2019 by KingAJ032304 GrudgefromSanAndreas, Broker to Ganton and Evil empire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil empire Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 In GTA San Andreas the members of the other gangs will always assault you if you stand still in their terrritory, but if you run over their friends with a car and get down to take the corpses' money they will let you go away without any problem. In GTA San Andreas even if you can kill many cops in full daylight and get away with it by simply visiting a pay and spray CJ will nonetheless accept to do all Tempenny's dirty work not to be framed for a murder he didn't even commit. In the 3D universe the characters can pilot planes, boats, cars, bikes, helicopters and even trains and even learn a new fighting skill in a single lesson but can't climb a simple ladder. Even if Liberty City has a metro and an elevated train San Andreas is the only place where you can drive the train. Swimming is possible in the 3D era but only if the main character is Black. You can compete in sports events in the Vice Cty and San Andreas' stadiums even if you'll never see any sports fan around them whereas you'll always see many supporters around Liberty City's stadium even if the building is just a part of the setting. If you hit a police car you'll always have troubles with the police but if you walk with a bazooka in front of a cop he'll never care. Even if the vehicles never run out of gasoline you'll still fine gas stations at least in Vice City and San Andreas. Liberty-TG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
