Boozey St John Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 You know the drill, who'd you marry, date, dump- (assuming they were real people...) I'll start: I'd marry Arthur; that voice, personality, accent, and I just realized he's got blonde hair and blue eyes too. Date/f*ck: John-- Young, dumb, and full of com...plete naivety. What can I say? I think its the bell-bottoms pants. But dear lord, I'd've killed him myself. Dump: Charles-- he meant well and he was a good guy but goddamn did that fecker annoy me! Your turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDadRedemption Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Marry Dutch - he promises a woman everything she wants even if he doesnt deliver Date-pearson to get dinner made for me all the time Dump -uncle, I dont want to contract lumbago Haha365, Deadman2112, BilalKurd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozey St John Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 41 minutes ago, RedDadRedemption said: Marry Dutch - he promises a woman everything she wants even if he doesnt deliver Date-pearson to get dinner made for me all the time Dump -uncle, I dont want to contract lumbago Dutch sounds like every man I've ever dated. jje1000 and Haha365 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toreno23 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Marry - Molly O' Shea Sucker for redheads. Date - Karen Jones/Mary Beth Dump/Avoid like the plague in this case. - Abigail xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haha365 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Marry - Mary Beth. Probably one of the more down to earth and chill ladies. Date/ Bang like a Salvation Army drum - Karen. Freak on the streets, freak in the sheets. Dump - Miss Grimshaw. If i wanted to be told what to do all the time, I'd get married. Honary make me a sandwich - Pearson. MatadorUnity, Boozey St John, Shadowfennekin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~INDIO~ Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Mary-Beth is pretty much the only female character I didn't find annoying as hell. Non Funkable Token 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleTacitus Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry - Mary Linton (pretty, committing type) Date - Sadie (would marry but she's too wild) Dump - Molly (whiner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silly_nate Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry: Arthur. Mount me, cowboy. Date: Javier. I love his stories about Mexico. Dump: Marion (Bill) Haha365 and Boozey St John 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozey St John Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 38 minutes ago, silly_nate said: Marry: Arthur. Mount me, cowboy. Date: Javier. I love his stories about Mexico. Dump: Marion (Bill) Save a horse and ride a cowboy! silly_nate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaman_92 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry: Mary-Beth. Date: Tilly, Karen and Sadie. Dump: Ms Grimshaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry: Karen - I feel she's the most compatible with me, besides she's a blonde Date: Marry-Beth Dump: Grimshaw, she's way too bossy. I'd rather try dating Abigal lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V 0PERAT0R Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Hmmm.... pass. *Drinks DrKrankenstein and Deadman2112 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burger_mike Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry abigail date tilly dump karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haha365 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 4 hours ago, 3Prcntr said: Hmmm.... pass. *Drinks So Uncle for dating then? SM00V 0PERAT0R, Boozey St John and UncleTacitus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furi0sa Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry- Sadie, I mean she's got some wild loyalty, hot too. Date- Karen, for obvious reasons. Dump- Molly, seems too prissy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry - Arthur Date - Sadie Dump - Micah (where he belongs) silly_nate and Boozey St John 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest176525326 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry - Mary Linton Date - Mary Linton Dump - Molly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Cat Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Marry- Bath House gals. Date - Vaudeville lady who dances with fire. Dump - Catherine Braithwaite Boozey St John and Non Funkable Token 2 No Image Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) Marry - Sadie. Obviously. Not for being badass but for being the hottest woman in the damn game and a great character. I am a sucker for hot blondes. Date - Abigail would be my top choice if I weren't so much into blondes. She's really cute but ultimately just the sort of girl you date for a while but never could marry. Dump - Karen for being a drunk. Edit: Just realized something. Sadie has a 5 letter name. Funnily enough, I've know a bunch of cute blondes over the years with 5 letter names. Really creepy coincidence. Edited December 29, 2018 by Dealux The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Marry - any girl who likes this game as much as me Date - That girl at work who gives me sexy eyes Dump - Molly Spaghetti Cat, Haha365 and Boozey St John 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Tilly needs more love. Those big doe eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V 0PERAT0R Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) On 12/28/2018 at 3:13 AM, Haha365 said: So Uncle for dating then? I was thinking more like... Swanson. "One night when I was frisky Over some potent whisky Like waves of the Bay of Biscay I began to tumble and roar" ...mmm... yea. Edited January 2, 2019 by 3Prcntr Haha365 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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