The GTAForums Golden Turd Banathon 2018 - FINAL 10

[universetwisters]

1 minute ago, CaptainMarvel said:

Its an act, he’s enjoying this.

 

wtf I'm voting for him now

[CarimboHanky]

51 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

You rigged the poll. You cherry-picked selections to have people banned who you couldn't ban otherwise, and you didn't truly leave it up to the community.

come on blaster, you and DangerZ0neX are leading the pack, it looks really democratic to me

[CaptainMarvel]

1 minute ago, CarimboHanky said:

come on blaster, you and DangerZ0neX are leading the pack, it looks really democratic to me

 

I’m shocked by these front runners. ITS FIXED

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

2 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

I won't look back me as I leave, knowing what wretched misery I have left behind. I will know that my impact and my legacy was a positive one, one of honor, purity, and undeniable joy.

 

 

[lol232]

 At least I get a cool pip.

 

More surprised that I'm relevant enough in 2018 to end up on this list AND get votes. Smh.

Edited December 27, 2018 by lol232

[CaptainMarvel]

Damn, what’s Lethal Vaccine (militia)’s story? 32 votes??

[Malibu Club]

1 hour ago, Lennart - said:

Wanna try mine?

Only if it's prepared by the finest of honey bees.

[Quinn_flower]

Just now, CaptainMarvel said:

Damn, what’s Lethal Vaccine (militia)’s story? 32 votes??

Good question never heard of them.

[SHOKKERZ91]

9 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

I won't look back me as I leave, knowing what wretched misery I have left behind. I will know that my impact and my legacy was a positive one, one of honor, purity, and undeniable joy. It has been a pleasure to put the most pathetic degenerates on blast for five years.

[Jimbatron]

Wait. It’s late and I’ve had more than my normal booze consumption over the last week.

 

Is this whole thing an elaborate hoax by the staff to provoke blasterman into a massive rant and they have a pool on how many words he’ll clock up here before 2019?

[Quinn_flower]

19 minutes ago, CaptainMarvel said:

 

But it’s so much better thinking there’s powerful authority figures scheming my demise...on a forum about a video game.

 

I read that as tank sh*ts . But what’re tank shifts?

 

Its not like the actual person is banned. Pretty sure whoever is deemed ban worthy will be able to come back with another account. 

Wrong person but this was a thing 

 

 

[CarimboHanky]

14 minutes ago, CaptainMarvel said:

Its not like the actual person is banned. Pretty sure whoever is deemed ban worthy will be able to come back with another account. 

yeah, i mean i think it was last year that HappyHunter "won" the ban roulette and he was able to come back with a different name

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

1 minute ago, CarimboHanky said:

yeah, i mean i think it was last year that HappyHunter "won" the ban roulette and he was able to come back with a different name

 

Ban Roulette is a totally different game....

[CarimboHanky]

aah Scubadave

 

press F to pay respect!

 

 

[Mach1bud]

4 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

Good question never heard of them.

Meh just some randoms that aren't part of the GTAO or RDR2 sections. They aren't real people and shouldn't be treated as such.

[CaptainMarvel]

Just now, Jimbatron said:

Wait. It’s late and I’ve had more than my normal booze consumption over the last week.

 

Is this whole thing an elaborate hoax by the staff to provoke blasterman into a massive rant and they have a pool on how many words he’ll clock up here before 2019?

Shhhh...you’re revealing the magicians secrets

[Quinn_flower]

2 minutes ago, CarimboHanky said:

aah Scubadave

 

press F to pay respect!

 

 

F

 

ahh 2014 gta online was a different feel here and in game.

Edited December 27, 2018 by Quinn_flower

[CaptainMarvel]

Since the mods are all corrupt hooligans, would bribery help curtail the perma-ban? 

[SHOKKERZ91]

1 minute ago, Mach1bud said:

Meh just some randoms that aren't part of the GTAO or RDR2 sections. They aren't real people and shouldn't be treated as such.

So it´s rigged right?

 

I mean, who in the world would vote for blasterman? Must be a setup.

 

I can´t keep a straight face writing this...

[Lennart -]

10 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

Good question never heard of them.

He has been insulting modders, fellow special vehicle collectors, speedrunners (basically anyone). 

 

A statement on the current events ^^ 

 

Edited December 27, 2018 by Lennart -

[Mach1bud]

1 minute ago, CaptainMarvel said:

Since the mods are all corrupt hooligans, would bribery help curtail the perma-ban? 

Only one way to find out.

[Quinn_flower]

2 minutes ago, Lennart - said:

He has been insulting modders, fellow special vehicle collectors, speedrunners (basically anyone). 

https://imgur.com/5VLS1ks

A statement on the current events ^^

so this what happens beyond the online section. 

 

This contest is really bringing them out of the woodshead wow lol

Edited December 27, 2018 by Quinn_flower

[universetwisters]

11 minutes ago, CaptainMarvel said:

Damn, what’s Lethal Vaccine (militia)’s story? 32 votes??

 

tl;dr he's obsessed with special vehicles in GTA and he's got a high and mighty attitude about it. This deviantart thing I made back when I still kinda talked to him should clarify if you care

[CaptainMarvel]

1 minute ago, Mach1bud said:

Only one way to find out.

 

Give me a list sir.

[Jason]

as I don't really give a sh*t and I just want to enjoy the fireworks I voted for everyone

 

however if any of the nominees paypal me £5 I'll remove my vote for them, pm me for deets

 

[Quinn_flower]

So only one can win? What if it’s a close one like neck to neck? Tie breaker to the death?

Edited December 27, 2018 by Quinn_flower

[CaptainMarvel]

9 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

so this what happens beyond the online section. 

 

This contest is really bringing them out of the woodshead wow lol

 

Honestly, this is fun. Anyone taking this seriously is missing the point and ironically should be banned for allowing an arbitrary popularity contest to move their emotional spectrum in a negative way.

 

Learning about other infamous sub forumers, watching Blaster commit to his shtick, freedom of speech misinterpretations involving a member based video game forum? GOLD. 

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

as I don't really give a sh*t and I just want to enjoy the fireworks I voted for everyone

 

however if any of the nominees paypal me £5 I'll remove my vote for them, pm me for deets

 

 

This guy gets it. 

 

 

Oh man, I can’t wait for DangerZone to get involved...100 pages of responses incoming.

Edited December 27, 2018 by CaptainMarvel

[Spider-Vice]

3 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

So only one can win? What if it’s a close one like neck to neck? Tie breaker to the death?

Five will win.

[Burbalade]

2 hours ago, Spider-Vice said:

Try telling a cop to f*ck off.

To be fair, this is perfectly legal. 

[Quinn_flower]

3 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Five will win.

Damn this is like survivor who is getting voted off the .

 

this should be a yt series lol

 

 

Edited December 27, 2018 by Quinn_flower