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The GTAForums Golden Turd Banathon 2018 - FINAL 10


Spider-Vice

The GTAForums Golden Turd Banathon 2018  

386 members have voted

  1. 1. The Top 10 and the Wildcards!

    • #1 - Blasterman
    • #2 - Lethal Vaccine (Militia)
    • #3 - Universetwisters
    • #4 - DangerZ0neX
    • #5 - Femme Fatale
    • #6 - Happy Hunter
    • #7 - AiraCobra
    • #8 - Rafae
    • #9 - Jerking for Soup
    • #9 - fast and bulbous squid
    • #10 - Penguin Bob
    • WILDCARD! Fooking
    • WILDCARD! just do it bob1

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  • Poll closed on 01/01/2019 at 12:00 AM

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21 minutes ago, Jerking For Soup said:

lol is Shadowoperative even active anymore???

Too busy whining about how much GTAF sucks on Reddit every chance he gets.

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1 minute ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I have seen him on r/gtaonline from time to time, mostly at the bottom of the comments, downvoted to hell, as it should be :)

Link? For the entertainment value. 

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1 minute ago, D9fred95 said:

Too busy whining about how much GTAF sucks on Reddit every chance he gets.

 

This is the most unintentionally hilarious scenario I could’ve imagined from a banished forum member. 

Just now, irish.chr said:

And yet still constantly trying to come back.

 

Gotta love him.

 

Yup

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uhh.. okay

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who are these people

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Just now, KY Jello said:

All the children that you owe child support for you f*ckin deadbeat.

 

damn shouldve used a billy

 

 

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59 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

.... No, you can't say whatever you want. Try telling a cop to f*ck off.

Technically speaking, one could indeed tell a cop, judge, raging psychopath with a chainsaw, meth'd out whackjob, whatever to 'go feck yo momma".

 

It's just that there are severe consequences involved.

Extremely inadvisable, but possible nevertheless.

 

============================================

 

On topic, I don't feel comfortable with voting for any of the contestants, really.

I know it's a joke, but still...

And why is Amy Vinewood on the list?  🤔

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We have a secret spreadsheet.

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P.S.

I'm fully aware of exactly what is happening here, and that if I win, I will be banned, so let me elaborate just a little further on why I would be honored to win - and be BANNED from this forum. To explain:

1. The moderators (and the owner(s)) of this forum have been trying to get me banned for years because many of the egregious activities (cheating, duping, glitching, modding, stroking their K/DR poles) that I loathe and put on blast are actually things they do.

They cannot stand that I am able to write with clarity and make them feel guilty about the ways in which the unlawful and wrong things they do with these games RUIN gaming for everyone. Some of them occupy the fallacious position that rules don't apply in games, and they take the ridiculous stance of accusing me of being ridiculous for not tolerating the garbage in video gaming.

They see me as a legitimate threat at this point. Basically, the worst thing about the moderators and the owner(s) of this forum is that they tolerate what we should be intolerant of. That fact right there is what ruins the forums in general more than anything else.

This forum is ran by people who are not ethical or moral in regards to video gaming. They want cheaters to win, quite simply, and they resent the makers of these games. If they had any respect or believed in any way in the sanctity of gaming, they would not allow glitches and cheats to be posted in this forum. It's obvious to any educated person with a real career that moderating the GTAforums, given the state the forums are in, is a pitiful position to be in -- and let's face it ---- they're a long way from making any real difference in the video gaming world --- and the difference was never going to be positive.

Basically, (and I am certain of this in my bones) the modders in this forum created this contest and poll specifically to have ME banned. If they succeed, it will be one of the best accomplishments of my adult life, because it will show once and for all how utterly pathetic the ownership and moderating of this forum is.

They said it themselves: THEY HAND-PICKED THE LIST! They can't ban me because I don't break the rules, yet they HATE ME and HATE what I stand for, and they hate that I make them second-guess themselves. It is the moderators of this forum who want me gone, not the members. Go and look at this history - Mach1bud, for example, is someone who went out of his way to fallaciously criticize me and shut me up in the past, and now he is a moderator.

If they ban me this way, this transparently shameful, pathetic, and biased way, it will turn me into a martyr for legit video gaming and free speech, and it will stain whatever relevance and legitimacy this place had left ------ forever.

ONE SENTENCE SUMMARY:
*If the moderators succeed in this blatant attempt to rig the selections in an attempt to ban Blasterman4EVER - this forum's most vocal defender of legit gaming - as well its most vehement critic of cheating and ruining video gaming for others -- it will be one of my most important wins in my 30-year career of video gaming.*

The saddest and most ironic fact in all of this is that I would have been one of the most logical choices for being a moderator. Unfortunately, I wouldn't take the job if it were part time and paid +50k a year. Even I couldn't save this place from irrelevancy. Less than 500 votes on any one poll? Seriously? Do the moderators make up, along with the perpetual trolls, half of all the votes on any one poll?

But thanks for allowing me to waste 5 years of my life in this cesspool. Some places are an honor to be kicked out of... but getting booted in this glorified, undeniably awesome and targeted way.... most of you will never know what it means to be banned from somewhere for being the most righteous and intelligent person in the whole damn place.

But I will.

I really mean it. Vote for me. It would be an absolute honor to be kicked out of such a disgraceful place by such sore losers.
 

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BeyondTheVeilOfDeath

can we put wolf_gamer in the list? he was banned once as 1010 but he came back as wolf_gamer. also that guy never stop spamming SA Rewind. and 1 more thing,

he linked his beta SA modpack here before lil weasel removed the link.

 

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1 minute ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

P.S.

 

noone gonna read that. give us tl;dr

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6 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

What, no Mrbossftw? I reread the list twice just to make sure 😂

I mean, it's not like he can't steal pictures and posts for his clickbait videos visit this forum if he got banned from here.

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3 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

wall

My k/d is below 3.0 tho.

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2 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

P.S. -snip-

 

You might have been hand picked, but notice the sheer amount of everyday members voting for you....

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4 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

the modders in this forum created this contest and poll specifically to have ME banned
 

 

Hey now hold on a minute I make mods and I had nothing to do with this contest

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4 minutes ago, Blasterman4EVER said:

P.S.

You were actually one of the late addtions to the list tbh. 

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1 minute ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I mean, it's not like he can't steal pictures and posts for his clickbait videos visit this forum if he got banned from here.

Oh I have no doubt he'd be the top horse in the race if he was in it 😂

 

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