The GTAForums Golden Turd Banathon 2018 - FINAL 10

[Jerking For Soup 3,928]

 

[RyuNova 17,249]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

"Nothing means more to me than these rights, I would kill for it, I'd happily die for it" - Arthur Morgan, 1899

 

"We're more Dictators than people" - Arthur Morgan, 1988

[Chrismads 1,892]

3 minutes ago, Raavi said:

 

Human rights are meant for vertical relationships i.e. natural / legal person against a state or emanation of state. They're not at all relevant for a holiday ban thread on a private forum. That you don't like this thread is perfectly fine, more power to you - just don't try to predicate your arguments on areas of law you clearly don't understand. 

Again I can say what I want. Tbh I don't know half the words you just said or know anything about US laws. But I know what being censored is or opposing freedom of speech. I'm not talking about freedom of speech as some paragraph (dunno if thats a thing in your constituition and do not care). But I know i want to be able to have literal freedom of speech, and not being banned from a FORUM because I said a bad word some mod didn't like.

[CaptainMarvel 3,740]

2 minutes ago, X Mr Meaner X said:

Blaster man has passed the magical 2.0 mark. Will he remove himself?

 

He lived long enough to become the villain he despised.

[RyuNova 17,249]

Plot twist - The person with the most votes actually gets a Mod position.

The Mods have noticed who is not afraid to speak their mind and admires their tenacity.

[Self-Destructive Man 1,781]

Only 3 banned? I think 80% of this list should be banned, honestly, and I feel there's some names missing...

[Mach1bud 61,835]

3 minutes ago, Chrismads said:

Again I can say what I want. Tbh I don't know half the words you just said or know anything about US laws. But I know what being censored is or opposing freedom of speech. I'm not talking about freedom of speech as some paragraph (dunno if thats a thing in your constituition and do not care). But I know i want to be able to have literal freedom of speech, and not being banned from a FORUM because I said a bad word some mod didn't like.

Go to a restaurant and start yelling profanities. Guarantee they throw you out. Not your restaurant. 

 

You don't own this Kentucky Fried Chicken my good friend, I assure you. 

[CaptainMarvel 3,740]

Just now, Mafia Assassin® said:

Only 3 banned? I think 80% of this list should be banned, honestly, and I feel there's some names missing...

 

List the names

[Raavi 23,705]

8 minutes ago, Chrismads said:

Again I can say what I want. Tbh I don't know half the words you just said or know anything about US laws. But I know what being censored is or opposing freedom of speech. I'm not talking about freedom of speech as some paragraph (dunno if thats a thing in your constituition and do not care). But I know i want to be able to have literal freedom of speech, and not being banned from a FORUM because I said a bad word some mod didn't like.

I used EU law terminology, not US constitutional law terminology. Literal freedom of speech does not exist - anywhere.

[Yellow Dog with Cone 37,448]

tfw neither Shadowoperative nor DemonicSpaceman are on that list lol

Edited December 26, 2018 by Voodoo-Hendrix
Accidental Spanish, oops!

[Jerking For Soup 3,928]

2 minutes ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

tfw neither Shadowoperative nor DemonicSpaceman are on that list lol

lol is Shadowoperative even active anymore???

[Natsuki 31,575]

1 minute ago, Jerking For Soup said:

lol is Shadowoperative even active anymore???

Not since his 4th (or was it 5th...?) account was banned.

[fatdog 236]

Please remind me which of those are griefers or tryhards.

[CaptainMarvel 3,740]

1 minute ago, irish.chr said:

Not since his 4th (or was it 5th...?) account was banned.

 

I wonder what name Diana McFarland is using now...

[Quinn_flower 15,213]

Lol wow surprised I’m not on the list this year. I have I been less “annoying with clothing”?

 

im voting for my stalker

Edited December 26, 2018 by Quinn_flower

[Blasterman4EVER 2,280]

I just want to take a moment to say how honored I am to be nominated.

Of course, when a reasonable, friendly, stylish person like me occupies a place of such wretched scum, villainy, and degeneracy, the more I put the pieces of degenerate trash (cheaters, glitchers, and modders) on BLAST, the more I will be hated.

So after years of being hated by the most pathetic cheaters, most biased and butthurt moderators, and by the most illogical and ignorant and stupid people the gaming world has ever seen, I must thank the forums for giving me the opportunity to shut down and disgrace the garbage pail goop vermin who occupy this forum regularly enough to be so incensed and hateful for me that they have to nominate me for this award!

Consider my two most important accolades: I got the platinum trophy for both Grand Theft Auto V and Red Dead Redemption 2 within two months of each of their respective releases. Can you think of one duping, degenerate cheating glitching piece of trash in this forum who would ever be able to claim such an accomplishment?!

And then go through my list of all my replies and topics and watch my devotion to flaming the ultimate, most catastrophic group of losers in all of online gaming: the K/DR pole-strokers!!!! The losers who spend all of their time ruining fun for themselves and everyone around them --- cheaters, KDR pole-strokers, glitchers, modders, racist pieces of sh*t on the mic, misogynists, YouTube vanity scumbags, and all of the other trash in the online video gaming world ---

ALL OF THESE DEGENERATES HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO ESCAPE BLASTERMAN4EVER, AND THEY NEVER WILL.

Vote Blasterman4EVER, because in a place as pitiful and filled to the brim with degenerates as this, if I win an award that shows I have received the most hatred and disdain - if I win an award for annoying the most modders and trolls and mods and cheaters  --- if I am crowned champion of the loudest mouth in defiance of the worst people in the whole f*cking video game world ---

It will be a win for humanity.

Edited December 26, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[Chrismads 1,892]

12 minutes ago, Raavi said:

I used EU law terminology, not US constitutional law terminology. Literal freedom of speech does not exist - anywhere.

I want to literally being able tp say what I want = literal freedom of speech. Thats what i meant. 

 

Anyway. Not allowed to comment here anymore so guess you gotta show off you jura knowledge to someone else who didn't ask for it

[Fоoking 92]

Can I nominate myself to be on this list?

[Raavi 23,705]

Just now, Chrismads said:

I want to literally being able tp say what I want = literal freedom of speech. Thats what i meant. 

 

Anyway. Not allowed to comment here anymore so guess you gotta show off you jura knowledge to someone else who didn't ask for it

Don't try to base your arguments on legal notions if you haven't the faintest clue what they mean in the first place - then you won't have to suffer through someone like me educating you on basic "jura".

[Carbonox 1,179]

17 minutes ago, Chrismads said:

Again I can say what I want. Tbh I don't know half the words you just said or know anything about US laws. But I know what being censored is or opposing freedom of speech. I'm not talking about freedom of speech as some paragraph (dunno if thats a thing in your constituition and do not care). But I know i want to be able to have literal freedom of speech, and not being banned from a FORUM because I said a bad word some mod didn't like.

You're advocating for an unsustainable practice lol. Can you imagine for a moment what a forum would look like where everyone had this god-given right to be an asshole? Where mods couldn't do their job even against the worst offenders for no other reason than this freedom of speech concept? It'd be total anarchy, a sh*tfest where quality posters would really have no incentive to stay.

[Geisterfaust 16,513]

12 minutes ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

tfw neither Shadowoperative nor DemonicSpaceman are on that list lol

LOL, these are really ancient lads. How about that crazy lady with bad temper? That's some experience... 

[Rafae 28,027]

6 minutes ago, Quinn_flower said:

Lol wow surprised I’m not on the list this year. I have I been less “annoying with clothing”?

 

im voting for my stalker

 

❤❤❤❤

[Geisterfaust 16,513]

33 minutes ago, Raavi said:

Human rights are meant for vertical relationships i.e. natural / legal person against a state or emanation of state. They're not at all relevant for a holiday ban thread on a private forum

Jesus, human rights argument discussing topic that was created for the lulz? Seriously? Sir, you have some patience to actually answer to it.

[Jerking For Soup 3,928]

5 minutes ago, Raavi said:

Don't try to base your arguments on legal notions if you haven't the faintest clue what they mean in the first place - then you won't have to suffer through someone like me educating you on basic "jura".

never change

[CaptainMarvel 3,740]

1 minute ago, hei3enberg said:

Jesus, human rights argument discussing topic that was created for the lulz? Seriously? Sir, you have some patience to actually answer to it.

 

I really don’t understand Raavi acknowledging an obvious shtick poster. Stop feeding the derailing poster. 

[Spider-Vice 43,466]

How bout we get more votes in?   

[livejoker 20,539]

I haven't seen that many golden turds since that one time where I made a family album but replaced all pictures to have just me in them.

May the goldest of turds win.
 

Spoiler

 

 

[Raavi 23,705]

Just now, CaptainMarvel said:

 

I really don’t understand Raavi acknowledging an obvious shtick poster. Stop feeding the derailing poster. 

Sometimes stupid just needs shining upon with a bright spotlight.

[Yellow Dog with Cone 37,448]

19 minutes ago, Jerking For Soup said:

lol is Shadowoperative even active anymore???

I have seen him on r/gtaonline from time to time, mostly at the bottom of the comments, downvoted to hell, as it should be

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