MostlyPonies Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 === Examples === Murder innocent women: Perfectly fine. Stab a lawman to death: Dishonorable. Wear a black leather coat in the desert: You don't feel hot. Stand next to a fireplace in a log cabin in the mountains: You're freezing. IamCourtney, VinceVega84, clinical oppression and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupidis Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Up at the glacier far north. -14 degrees celsius (6.8 F). It's raining... Theflyingmonk, Coleco, coach_wargo and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamCourtney Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Put a bullet into every bird and beast in my vicinity and leave most of them rotting in the sun after plucking a few feathers and skins: Honourable, resourceful Shoot one horse whose rider is charging me guns blazing looking to end my life: Slaughter, dishonour Bongsquirrel, DentureDynamite, The Dedito Gae and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DentureDynamite Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Selects "Ambarino" as spawn location. Game spawns me in West Elizabeth. *** Finally spawn into Ambarino, a short distance off a nearby path. Whistles for horse. "Your horse is unable to find you. Try moving to another location and try again." Moves 10 feet closer to path, and whistles. Horse "suddenly finds me". Edited January 22, 2019 by DentureDynamite Dr.Rosenthal, 1898, TheShift and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van_Hellsing Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Shoot a bird: wanted level for disturbing the peace. Shoot and kill bandits in an ambush: wanted for murder. Out of thin air lawmen spawn everywhere who join the bandits. Select a gun: you cycle the action. Put away the gun. Select the same gun again, the gun has the regular ammo and you have to cycle the action again. Shoot and kill a griefer during a mission. Griefer is spawning near to you so the griefer can start again. You shoot the griefer again. The griefer is spawning near to you so the griefer can start again. Edited January 22, 2019 by Van_Hellsing Clickalot, ALifeOfMisery, U Carmine and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1898 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Spend a buncha $$$$ on an A-frame tent that you can't enter then include an option to buy Cripps new clothes. Get $10 after spending 5 min hunting a buck, get $8 for an hour hunting a 3 star bear Spend more $$$$ on a lock breaker so you can break into boxes and retrieve biscuits and sage. Bi9Daddy68, coach_wargo, The Dedito Gae and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALifeOfMisery Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) On 12/22/2018 at 8:41 AM, MostlyPonies said: Stand next to a fireplace in a log cabin in the mountains: You're freezing. This is so f*cking stupid. If you hit down on the d-pad the game actually accounts for you being inside and displays something like 15°C. 2 hours ago, DentureDynamite said: Selects "Ambarino" as spawn location. Game spawns me in West Elizabeth. Kind of glad it's not just me spawning anywhere but the location I've selected. Edited January 22, 2019 by ALifeOfMisery 1898, DentureDynamite and U Carmine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostlyPonies Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, ALifeOfMisery said: This is so f*cking stupid. If you hit down on the d-pad the game actually accounts for you being inside and displays something like 15°C. Then why am I still freezing. ALifeOfMisery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALifeOfMisery Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, MostlyPonies said: Then why am I still freezing. Sorry, I think I worded my post badly, I was agreeing with you. When you go up to Adler's Ranch it will be something like -14°C outside and R* actually put enough thought into the temperature that once you go inside the game accounts for you being indoors with a fire burning and will register something like 15°C. But, having put enough thought into it to account for different temperatures outside and inside it's mind-blowing that R* overlooked preventing the outside temperature still affecting our health core negatively. Edited January 22, 2019 by ALifeOfMisery MostlyPonies, Stupidis, DentureDynamite and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightRun Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 On 12/22/2018 at 12:41 AM, MostlyPonies said: === Examples === Murder innocent women: Perfectly fine. Stab a lawman to death: Dishonorable. Wear a black leather coat in the desert: You don't feel hot. Stand next to a fireplace in a log cabin in the mountains: You're freezing. Don't forget jumping in an icy pool of water in the mountains swimming as if you're free f*cking willy and aren't effected by hypothermia. ALifeOfMisery, Bi9Daddy68, DentureDynamite and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacNinbar Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 You can stow 600 pieces (10 pieces x (plain + thyme + oregano + mint) x 15 categories) of cooked meat in your satchel but there's no place in it for an eleventh feather of a bird. Zalwig, The Dedito Gae, Unpleasant Nerd and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fryday Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, MacNinbar said: You can stow 600 pieces (10 pieces x (plain + thyme + oregano + mint) x 15 categories) of cooked meat in your satchel but there's no place in it for an eleventh feather of a bird. hmm thats a critic, you could use on every game. every inventory mechanic nedds rules and limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupidis Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, MacNinbar said: You can stow 600 pieces (10 pieces x (plain + thyme + oregano + mint) x 15 categories) of cooked meat in your satchel but there's no place in it for an eleventh feather of a bird. 29 minutes ago, fryday said: hmm thats a critic, you could use on every game. every inventory mechanic nedds rules and limits. "No one hiding in the back with a cell phone, a carton of cigarettes, a pint of pruno up his ass? Amazing what they can fit up there. The lifers especially. You know those game you play, where someone gets out a rocket launcher, and people go, "Where was he keeping that? It's so unrealistic""? Ayesha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van_Hellsing Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I bought a female Turkoman horse. Everytime I log in., the Turkoman is male. I have to go to the stables to cut off the dangling Christmas balls. Pay $700 for a fast travel post upgrade for the camp. You still have to pay full price for travelling to and from the camp. hugh750, ALifeOfMisery, Dr.Rosenthal and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostsoap01 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Stupidis said: "No one hiding in the back with a cell phone, a carton of cigarettes, a pint of pruno up his ass? Amazing what they can fit up there. The lifers especially. You know those game you play, where someone gets out a rocket launcher, and people go, "Where was he keeping that? It's so unrealistic""? That must be the case, because in classic San Andreas (and really every gta game) fashion, we are materializing things out of thin air. No satchel is visible, so let me just become David Blaine as I pull this coffee mug out of thin air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DentureDynamite Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Stupidis said: "No one hiding in the back with a cell phone, a carton of cigarettes, a pint of pruno up his ass? Amazing what they can fit up there. The lifers especially. You know those game you play, where someone gets out a rocket launcher, and people go, "Where was he keeping that? It's so unrealistic""? One of the games that actually gets this right is Escape from Tarkov. Its looting and storage system is plausible--objects have weight and take up certain amounts of space, so it works quite well. But I doubt Rockstar would even think of going that direction. Edited January 23, 2019 by DentureDynamite Bi9Daddy68 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DentureDynamite Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Gang members in hideouts fight fiercely to the death. Their uh, 'fearless' and ruthless leader cowering in a corner. Thoughtfully waiting for you to decide his fate, while you methodically loot his dead friends. You step inside his room, and hear him say: "You should be skinned alive for what you did to us. But... please, save my life!" More disgusted with the dimwit Rockstar dev who "designed" gang hideout systems and their dialogue, you kill the leader... 'earning' dishonor for it. It's honorable to kill criminal gang members, but not their criminal leader. Edited January 23, 2019 by DentureDynamite Boozey St John, wehweh01, Assblaster and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure Drop Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 This video, lol... *Lola, coach_wargo, hugh750 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozey St John Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Rockstar: "Let's allow your players to have a camera. And instead of shows, they can also take a portrait for 5 bucks!" The Dedito Gae, Wastelander (Suzuki) and coach_wargo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkey_Monkey Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Eat apples, celery and fruit, grow obese Coleco, The Dedito Gae, Bi9Daddy68 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostlyPonies Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Boozey St John said: Rockstar: "Let's allow your players to have a camera. And instead of shows, they can also take a portrait for 5 bucks!" The portrait studio makes even less sense in storymode, because the wildlife photographer could shoot some photos of you for free, with real landscapes in the background. Edited March 10, 2019 by MostlyPonies typo Boozey St John and The Dedito Gae 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostlyPonies Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 The camp system. You're camping out because you're an outlaw. Story-wise at least. Powerful people in Blackwater had Jessica LeClerk's husband killed. They have the law in their pockets, so when you were accused of the murder, the evidence of your innocence was ignored and you were sent to prison. This is also why Jessica couldn't just hire a lawyer and testify for you, and why she or you can't do so right now. Jessica's vowed to kill them all eventually. That's why Cripps is with you, for when Jessica needs to contact you again. Okay fair enough, but then why is camping the only option? Why can't you rent a room in town? There are hotels with multiple rooms in them all going to waste. Why can't you use one of the many abandoned cabins in the wilderness as a hideout? Between having a hideout and staying in hotel rooms, you wouldn't need a camp. Assblaster, hugh750, Bi9Daddy68 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wehweh01 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, MostlyPonies said: The camp system. You're camping out because you're an outlaw. Story-wise at least. Powerful people in Blackwater had Jessica LeClerk's husband killed. They have the law in their pockets, so when you were accused of the murder, the evidence of your innocence was ignored and you were sent to prison. This is also why Jessica couldn't just hire a lawyer and testify for you, and why she or you can't do so right now. Jessica's vowed to kill them all eventually. That's why Cripps is with you, for when Jessica needs to contact you again. Okay fair enough, but then why is camping the only option? Why can't you rent a room in town? There are hotels with multiple rooms in them all going to waste. Why can't you use one of the many abandoned cabins in the wilderness as a hideout? Between having a hideout and staying in hotel rooms, you wouldn't need a camp. B-but the camp has unlimited beer and a barrel of water. Everything a cowpoke needs. The Dedito Gae, Wickahoney, Wastelander (Suzuki) and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assblaster Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, MostlyPonies said: The camp system. You're camping out because you're an outlaw. Story-wise at least. The whole camp thing, especially having to pay for it, is utterly stupid. First of all, everyone camped back then, not just outlaws. Lawmen camped when they delivered prisoners or went after bad guys. Cowboys camped when they went on cattle-drives. People going from one town to another camped, to rest themselves and the horses. Everybody camped, because horses were slow and it took a day or more, oft-times, to get from one place to another. But they never had to pay for it lmao. You gather wood, get a fire going, took care of the horses, threw a blanket down, pitched a tent if you had one, and that's it. There was no magical toll collector that went around charging for camps. You're absolutely right though, we should be allowed to rest in abandoned cabins or rent rooms in towns. Charge us for hotel rooms, that's fine, but it should be a thing. Baths too. We should be able to pay 50 cents to wash the mud off after we brawl in the streets. Instead, we magically get a bath every time we switch clothes on the horse. Ok then. R* is always looking for money sinks to wash away some of our cash, how did they not think of hotel rooms & baths when they're right there in SP? Instead they get some old guy to take our money for setting up a camp we could easily set up our own damn selves. Yeah, R* ill-logic. Theflyingmonk, areyouchappin, Boozey St John and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozey St John Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 11 hours ago, MostlyPonies said: The portrait studio makes even less sense in storymode, because the wildlife photographer could shoot some photos of you for free, with real landscapes in the background. Absolutely. I don't see a reason for the portrait studio at all. It's only used for one mission in SM and it was out used for half the mission, if that. Personally, I don't understand it but that's R* Logic for ya. The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Bump into a civilian in Saint Denis? Cops everywhere. Shoot every farm animal in sight? Happy hunting! Bi9Daddy68, Coleco, The Dedito Gae and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostlyPonies Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 I threw a dead body at a cop in Saint Dennis. No reaction. Lasso my friend off his horse, hogtie him, and throw him at the cop? Still no reaction. Aim my gun at the cop's back? Wanted! He reacts to something he can't see but not to all the crazy sh*t you do in front of him. Rockstar logic. Bi9Daddy68, Coleco, 1898 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh750 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 when npcs attack you and you defend yourself you get wanted for assault. i've had it happen in single player and i think online as well. you gotta love the broken wanted system. Chunkey_Monkey and DentureDynamite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh750 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 there's poker tables in some of the saloons but you can't play poker in online?? Pressure Drop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coleco Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 On 3/14/2019 at 10:03 AM, MostlyPonies said: I threw a dead body at a cop in Saint Dennis. Thug life hugh750, U Carmine, ALifeOfMisery and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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