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The Winter Crow

I’m done with Cripps. He’s fired. I never want to see him again.

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The Winter Crow

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Unlike the old Mechanic from GTA Online, who would often drop the car off at the wrong spot or drive off with it, we can’t kill Cripps. I’ve even tried blowing him up with Dynamite. He’s completely invulnerable.

 

I want a “kill Cripps” DLC. I will pay $14.99, standard story DLC fare, just for the ability to kill Cripps and replace him with a competent, fully-voiced employee that you can customize (as in, their face). They would greet you when we enter camp instead of being a rude asshole that doesn’t even say hello or apologize for putting the camp in the wrong goddamn place 4 times in a row before he finally gets it right and still charges you $10. All he does is sit on his ass. 

 

The most hilarious thing about the travesty that is Cripps is that he actually expects you to spend your hard-earned cash on his clothes. Why would anyone ever do that? Even if he wasn’t an incompetent moron that doesn’t deserve the clothes on his back, why would anyone buy him clothes? He doesn’t entertain you with comical dialogue. He isn’t immersive or interactive. He just sits there, sometimes playing his obnoxious harmonica, and expects you to buy him sh*t or spend money on useless camp upgrades. 

 

In all seriousness, we might as well have no one there. Nothing would be better than Cripps. It’s not immersive or realistic to have him magically know where we want to pitch the camp anyway, so what’s the point? Having a boring, mute NPC for these functions is pointless aside from giving us someone to hate and blame for incompetence instead of Rockstar. I feel like that’s the only reason he exists.

 

I hope he dies of terminal Lumbago.

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6 minutes ago, The Winter Crow said:

 The most hilarious thing about the travesty that is Cripps is that he actually expects you to spend your hard-earned cash on his clothes. Why would anyone ever do that? Even if he wasn’t an incompetent moron that doesn’t deserve the clothes on his back, why would anyone buy him clothes? He doesn’t entertain you with comical dialogue. He isn’t immersive or interactive. He just sits there, sometimes playing his obnoxious harmonica, and expects you to buy him sh*t or spend money on useless camp upgrades. 

 

Maybe he'll stop moving my camp around if I buy him the grizzly survivor outfit with gold. I will do it some point. I got over 42.00+ gold sitting, nothing I want atm. Might as well do it today. 😂

Edited by Ektope

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ALifeOfMisery

Cripps can go f*ck himself. I won't be spending a single gold nugget on him.

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The Winter Crow
2 minutes ago, Ektope said:

Maybe he'll stop moving my camp around if I buy him the grizzly survivor outfit with gold. I will do it some point. I got over 42.00+ gold sitting, nothing I want atm. Might as well do it today. 😂

You implore you not reward that trainwreck for his awful work.

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4 minutes ago, The Winter Crow said:

You implore you not reward that trainwreck for his awful work.

I got no beef with cripps as I don't use camp much, don't enter free roam much atm. I don't mind spending $15.00 on fast travel to get to camp for AFK'ing and refilling cores fast. But I prefer good looking characters rather than a hobo.

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BUT THE BENZ

my camp...and cripps...if I happen to run into both, so be it. I just don't go to my camp no more intentionally...because...why?!

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What most people don't know or fail to understand...

 

It's not cripps' fault. It's the game design itself.

 

If cripps' wasn't there. Your camp may still move around. Cripps only comes with it.

 

#CrippsIsInnocent. #StopBlamingCripps 😂

 

You're only trying to find a scapegoat and cripps is the only human being there at the camp.

 

Game design. *mind blown*

Edited by Ektope

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Poggy

Cripps is the devil.

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hotrats773

Camp-->Small Camp--->Grizzlies

"Cripps has moved your camp to Gaptooth Ridge"

 

"-$1.50 upkeep fee"

 

I want to beat him to death with his harmonica.

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ALifeOfMisery
3 hours ago, Ektope said:

What most people don't know or fail to understand...

 

It's not cripps' fault. It's the game design itself.

I'm fairly sure no one actually thinks it's Cripps' fault and understand that camps randomly moving is either (poor IMO) game design or a yet to be fixed bug.

 

Cripps is just getting ridiculed, because that's what the forum, as a collective, does sometimes. Because, let's face it, Cripps is basically a hillbilly Ken doll that we can, if we choose, pay to play dress up with. 

 

If RDO endures and the camp system stays the same blaming Cripps will become a forum meme used whenever anything sh*t is added to or happens in the game.

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Cratoz

I'd love for Rockstar to replace that useless excuse of a NPC with a book or catalogue where we buy things from.

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tonko

I never go to camp since he moves it to Belgium. Which means i never see this douche. Which means i'm a happy man.

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7 hours ago, The Winter Crow said:

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Unlike the old Mechanic from GTA Online, who would often drop the car off at the wrong spot or drive off with it, we can’t kill Cripps. I’ve even tried blowing him up with Dynamite. He’s completely invulnerable.

 

I want a “kill Cripps” DLC. I will pay $14.99, standard story DLC fare, just for the ability to kill Cripps and replace him with a competent, fully-voiced employee that you can customize (as in, their face). They would greet you when we enter camp instead of being a rude asshole that doesn’t even say hello or apologize for putting the camp in the wrong goddamn place 4 times in a row before he finally gets it right and still charges you $10. All he does is sit on his ass. 

 

The most hilarious thing about the travesty that is Cripps is that he actually expects you to spend your hard-earned cash on his clothes. Why would anyone ever do that? Even if he wasn’t an incompetent moron that doesn’t deserve the clothes on his back, why would anyone buy him clothes? He doesn’t entertain you with comical dialogue. He isn’t immersive or interactive. He just sits there, sometimes playing his obnoxious harmonica, and expects you to buy him sh*t or spend money on useless camp upgrades. 

 

In all seriousness, we might as well have no one there. Nothing would be better than Cripps. It’s not immersive or realistic to have him magically know where we want to pitch the camp anyway, so what’s the point? Having a boring, mute NPC for these functions is pointless aside from giving us someone to hate and blame for incompetence instead of Rockstar. I feel like that’s the only reason he exists.

 

I hope he dies of terminal Lumbago.

Cripps is to RDRO what Preston Garvey is to Fallout 4 both annoying and they can't be killed. I also have to say as soon as I seen dude and my player shook his hand I was like this dude is going to be seriously hated on a forum/social media platform near you.

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On ‎12‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 9:08 AM, The Winter Crow said:

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Unlike the old Mechanic from GTA Online, who would often drop the car off at the wrong spot or drive off with it, we can’t kill Cripps. I’ve even tried blowing him up with Dynamite. He’s completely invulnerable.

 

I want a “kill Cripps” DLC. I will pay $14.99, standard story DLC fare, just for the ability to kill Cripps and replace him with a competent, fully-voiced employee that you can customize (as in, their face). They would greet you when we enter camp instead of being a rude asshole that doesn’t even say hello or apologize for putting the camp in the wrong goddamn place 4 times in a row before he finally gets it right and still charges you $10. All he does is sit on his ass. 

 

The most hilarious thing about the travesty that is Cripps is that he actually expects you to spend your hard-earned cash on his clothes. Why would anyone ever do that? Even if he wasn’t an incompetent moron that doesn’t deserve the clothes on his back, why would anyone buy him clothes? He doesn’t entertain you with comical dialogue. He isn’t immersive or interactive. He just sits there, sometimes playing his obnoxious harmonica, and expects you to buy him sh*t or spend money on useless camp upgrades. 

 

In all seriousness, we might as well have no one there. Nothing would be better than Cripps. It’s not immersive or realistic to have him magically know where we want to pitch the camp anyway, so what’s the point? Having a boring, mute NPC for these functions is pointless aside from giving us someone to hate and blame for incompetence instead of Rockstar. I feel like that’s the only reason he exists.

 

I hope he dies of terminal Lumbago.

I find it more creepy that there are so may of them!!

 

How inbred do you have to be for ALL your family to be identical????

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Dr.Rosenthal

”Cripps has set up your camp in the Grizzlies.”

 

Great. I don’t have any warm clothes! He may as well have set it up in Tahiti.

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Poggy

Does he ever get off that damn stool?  Bet he's got lumbago.

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2 minutes ago, Poggy said:

Does he ever get off that damn stool?  Bet he's got lumbago.

He does, he appears to be standing...that's if you were buy this bum some clothes ;)

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Poggy

So he only gets off the stool (like comic book guy) when you buy him clothes?  What a waster.

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XxJazzy42xX
1 minute ago, Poggy said:

So he only gets off the stool (like comic book guy) when you buy him clothes?  What a waster.

I wish we could change that stool into a whole outhouse with the door closed shut so we can forget about this dude.

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Poggy

And yet it would be easy for them to make the camp, and even Cripps, both functional and fun ...  Why they do this! :( lol.

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Next-Gen Vercettis

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You're welcome. 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

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You're welcome. 

 

 

Wait, how??? Is that really him or a lookalike?

 

Edit: I just saw his name; HOW?! I must know!

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ALifeOfMisery
1 hour ago, The Winter Crow said:

Wait, how??? Is that really him or a lookalike?

 

Edit: I just saw his name; HOW?! I must know!

I need to know too.

 

There's some real potential here. I'm itching to hogtie him and feed him to something big and hungry.

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Next-Gen Vercettis
1 hour ago, The Winter Crow said:

Wait, how??? Is that really him or a lookalike?

 

Edit: I just saw his name; HOW?! I must know! 

 So I was chilling at some random player's camp (being nosy) while they were cooking. After a while, Cripps got up and started walking away so I followed him. I was unable to lock on with either gun or lasso so started throwing dynamite at him (he was running and shouting for me to leave him alone lol).
Not sure how much damage he took from that but I ran out of explosives and ended up flattening him with my horse instead.

 

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I stole his hat too but couldn't save it.

Edited by Next-Gen Vercettis

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ALifeOfMisery
20 minutes ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

 So I was chilling at some random player's camp (being nosy) while they were cooking. After a while, Cripps got up and started walking away so I followed him. I was unable to lock on with either gun or lasso so started throwing dynamite at him (he was running and shouting for me to leave him alone lol).
Not sure how much damage he took from that but I ran out of explosives and ended up flattening him with my horse instead.

 

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I stole his hat too but couldn't save it.

Absolute hero.

 

I'm going to be spending some time in other players camps from now on.

 

I'll be looking out for someone who's spent the gold on Survivor outfit 2 just so I can wear the bear head hat for as long as I stay in that lobby.

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1 hour ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

Absolute hero.

 

I'm going to be spending some time in other players camps from now on.

 

I'll be looking out for someone who's spent the gold on Survivor outfit 2 just so I can wear the bear head hat for as long as I stay in that lobby.

I already got the survivor 2 grizzly outfit for 10.00 gold. You on xbox?

 

I'm not sure how to force him out of camp so he can get killed.

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ALifeOfMisery
Just now, Ektope said:

I already survivor 2, the grizzly outfit for 10.00 gold. You on xbox?

Unfortunately not 😥 but if you've got a mate who's willing to kill your Cripps I'd love to see if wearing the bear hat is possible.

 

I hunted around for a while already today but haven't found anyone who has it on PS4 so far.

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Next-Gen Vercettis

@ALifeOfMisery

I've found a bear hat twice from gang hideouts. The leader was wearing it, but again, not able to save. 

Thinking about it, it might have been the same hideout twice. Don't know the location name but there's a small river with a large waterfall in the middle of it. 

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Poggy

Yes, that waterfall hideout - I saw that hat today just there.  Should have put a marker in it.

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