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MFW - Red Dead Online Edition


Amy Vinewood
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MFW I hunt every Wild Boar and Collard Peccary I see, because there are tons right near towns with butchers, you get decent amounts of stuff from them (tusks, fat, etc.), and you're not having to worry about either a carcass or large pelt taking up that one big space on the back of your horse, so you can just fill your boots stockpiling regular pelts:

 

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(...yes, that is indeed from an actual real-life conference, and not something like The Thick of It... :beerhat:)

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Danish Crusader

MFW someone starts shooting at me in Free Roam and I am in a REALLY BAD mood...

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My plan is to wear the new coat shirtless...think it'll be a good combo.

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Van_Hellsing

I am on my way with a load of perfect carcasses on my horse and Cripps packs up my camp.... 

 

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New $330 camp dog sitting next to my tent and doing absolutely nothing. 

 

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18 hours ago, Van_Hellsing said:

New $330 camp dog sitting next to my tent and doing absolutely nothing. 

 

 

You shut your dirty mouth. Being a good boy is enough.

 

"Cripps has packed up your Camp..."

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When a weird looking character walks up close

 

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When an NPC gives a threat when you're riding by 

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When you return to camp from an hour-long hunt with a large load of perfect/good pelts, a perfect cougar, and a satchel full of squirrels and quails, only for the game to disconnect you just as you try to donate to Cripps.

 

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When you finally catch up to the bounty out in the snow

 

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When it’s a yet another Joker-cosplayer-being-annoying-in-chat-and-an-all-around-nuisance episode.

 

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MFW I finally reach that remote location where the last remaining bracelet of the set is, and can't collect it because other player did it as I was looking for the exact spot (the game didn't spawn another at all).

 

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Came back like an hour later in the same session and the bracelet was still GONE. Only switching session fixes it.

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Me and a buddy trying to fend off the army of zerg rush AI to defend the latest legendary bounty Tobin Winfield.

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Me and my dog pissed off at Rockstar because animals are still not spawning on the map like they're suppose to.

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It's my character's Constitutional right to wear holsters around their head like the GTAO beer hat!!

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MFW I am doing a long distance trader sale.

 

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MFW looking on Reddit about all of the complaints about being disconncted from Online Mode within 10 minutes.

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MFW that pink wearing, masked horse rider low level comes at you shooting for no good reason.

 

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So you wanna be a gansta, all that sh*t

smoke any muthafacka don't even trip

.............

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Tried escaping from a populated session into a solo one yesterday, to do a distant delivery in peace and have the wildlife spawn for once.
 

I tried four different bounties in Rhodes and Saint Denis, and all of them denied me passage to the trader’s paradise, wasting forty minutes of my time. I begged Trelawny and Foreman for a solo session, but they too don’t think I’m worthy, wasting more of my dwindling playtime. I then returned to camp, and concede defeat by accepting a local delivery from Cripps before I have to log off.

 

So, after all the stress, this... This was MFW the local delivery is what finally gave me the solo session.

 

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Hunting a few birds, got a couple of poor carcasses, rolling into Tumbleweed to the butcher, some idjit starts shooting at me and steals the carcasses....

 

I parley, sell my stuff, run into him a few times as he's just standing in front of the butcher looking stupid, then he leaves the session.....

 

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after a 3 week layoff I login to a huge patch download and still can't pitch a camp

 

 

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