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What I wanted for Christmas..

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rabid_white_dog

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I was hoping for the ability to have an affair, you know get the $50 or $100 service, from my female office assistant. Currently I have to keep running into her and make her make kind of sexual noises. I need more for what I pay her. 

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Mokuakae

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lol you posted this thread last month. It was locked. Recycled unfunny jokes.

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Lonely-Martin

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41 minutes ago, rabid_white_dog said:

I was hoping for the ability to have an affair, you know get the $50 or $100 service, from my female office assistant. Currently I have to keep running into her and make her make kind of sexual noises. I need more for what I pay her. 

It's alright, once you pass through that troubled time we adults call puberty, then you might get lucky IRL.

 

Until then, pick a hand lad. ;)

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SpatchCock

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49 minutes ago, rabid_white_dog said:

I was hoping for the ability to have an affair, you know get the $50 or $100 service, from my male office assistant. Currently I have to keep running into him and make him make kind of sexual noises. I need more for what I pay him. 

FTFY :santa:

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Sunny_D

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If this is what the internet has in store for 2019, i don't want to be a part of it.

 

pls lock thread

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fw3

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1 hour ago, rabid_white_dog said:

make her make kind of sexual noises.

The fine ladies of this forum are not amused by this. Not at all.
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kcole4001

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What I want for Christmas....

 

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🙂

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fw3

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Oh, and what I want for XMas is to be able to do this anywhere in Los Santos!

 

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2 hours ago, fw3 said:

Oh, and what I want for XMas is to be able to do this anywhere in Los Santos!

 

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I'm doing this currently!

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Rez090

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All I want for X-mas is to be able to play poker with friends in my online apartments, mc clubhouse, facility and ceo office. Make this happen Rockstar.

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Again, no.

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