The Red Dead "I'm So Badass" Thread

[REXX]

Righty-oh! This is basically a continuation of the thread I made in the GTA Online section.

 

https://gtaforums.com/topic/912246-the-im-so-badass-thread/

 

The idea of this one is obvious, its for Red Dead Online. So essentially its kind of a fun way to "brag", so-to-speak. It could be something you actually do in the game or something complete absurd. For example:

 

I'm so badass, I catch fish by kicking them.

 

or, something absurd/mess about:

 

I'm so badass, I hunt alligators while drunk with my bear hands.

 

Just like most of my threads, its to have a bit of fun and a laugh!

Edited November 30, 2018 by REXX
Just noticed the title rhymes😂

[IamCourtney]

I'm so bad-ass I keep my free aim settings on 

[TheLordMarvel]

I'm so badass that when I start a mission, people instantly follow my lead.

 

I'm so badass that I can admit that there is things too skanky for my wankyyy. (This one I don't even know where I was going with it. )

 

 

I'm so badass that I make the starter weapons absolutely beastly!

[Tez2]

I'm so badass, the game disconnect by itself when I join any lobby.

[Rithrius]

I'm so bad-ass both Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood check under their beds for me.

[CrimsonFolo]

I'm so badass that i lasso bears for fun

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

I'm so badass I'm curled up on the sofa, in a blanket, sipping on hot chocolate while posting on an Internet forum. 

I hate colds. 

Also, every time I whistle for my horse, Superman gets Tinitus. 

 

[Cigars and chill]

I'm so badass I have more knife kills than gun kills.

[afriendlyreddot]

free-aim vs. wolves, get on my level..

[Blasterman4EVER]

I'm so badass, I play without the radar whenever possible.

I'm so badass, wolves take the easy way out when they see me coming.

Edited December 1, 2018 by Blasterman4EVER

[TheOriginalGunslinger]

I’m so badass I’m busting off headshots still like it’s 2010 again. So satisfying in a Red Dead game and and I’ve caught many fish.

Edited November 30, 2018 by TheOriginalGunslinger

[Smokewood]

I'm so badass the game logs on to me.

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

My character is so bad ass.. 

This. 

 

 

[Gallows]

I’ll say that having bear hands is by itself very bad ass

[REXX]

I'm so badass, I lasso fish.

[Red Lynx 23]

I'm so badass that when I go fishing in the river directly below Saint Denis, some of the Bluegill beach themselves to get being stuffed into my satchel over with.

[Gallows]

Don’t feel I’ve done anything badass yet, that deserves mention. I killed a rabbit from horseback and I’ve killed a few airborne birds (freeaim), but nothing really that has had a huge impact.

[Lonely-Martin]

I'm so bad ass... I just got the All's Fair trophy.

 

(And I feel sh*tty for it)