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Rockstar logic in the old west.

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3Prcntr
On 11/2/2018 at 10:04 AM, lennymuhboi said:

Stagecoach horses can't back up 

Hold R1.

And don't worry... I missed it the first play through as well.

...and:
HORSES HAVE DREADLOCKS.

Edited by 3Prcntr

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Reyvar
On 11/4/2018 at 2:23 PM, izXenon said:

>random NPC rides his horse in the middle of nowhere and sees Arthur blowing someone's head off.

 

>thinks it's a good idea to call Arthur a sick bastard and proceeds to travel 481841828km to the closest town/lawman to report what he just saw instead of mind his business for being in the middle of nowhere in the first place.

 

Ride? In my experience they call 911 and a squad of police are beamed to your location from an orbital enforcement station.

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Boozey St John
On 11/2/2018 at 11:41 AM, Delete my EU account said:

- a stick of dynamite can blow open a bank's metal wall deposit box, but does nothing to a wooden boarded up door.

 

Who would win? 

10 dynamites or one wooden boi?

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coach_wargo
On 11/3/2018 at 8:01 AM, Delete my EU account said:

My horse eats, pisses and sh*ts (occasionally farts too). 

I eat and drink, but never need to either piss or crap. 

But one drink with Lenny and suddenly you're pissing in public on the side of a building. 

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Cutter De Blanc

They won't let you shoot your own horse, but you can still kill it with dynamite, so instead of just shooting it, you have to brutally murder it to kill it

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Xerukal
4 minutes ago, Cutter De Blanc said:

They won't let you shoot your own horse, but you can still kill it with dynamite, so instead of just shooting it, you have to brutally murder it to kill it

You can punch it too. I usually do this to temporary nags that f*ck up all the time. 

 

Would never hit my dear Buell though. :(

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Cutter De Blanc
1 minute ago, Xerukal said:

You can punch it too. I usually do this to temporary nags that f*ck up all the time. 

 

Would never hit my dear Buell though. :(

I hate that he never gets mad at the horse. After you punch it, he's like "Aw, Im sorry boah,  good boah" Its not a good boy, I just had to kill like 12 people and shoot that bounty up because the stupid f*ck bucked me

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Satanta

If your horse steps on someone's foot or bumps them instant bounty that could lead to a shootout with the cops.  Blind guy driving a wagon can run your ass over in the middle of the street and no one bats and eye.

 

Middle of nowhere and a random NPC passes you on a trail going in the same direction then starts whining that you  are following them.

 

 

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Cutter De Blanc

When you shoot a regular  NPC with express ammo it goes through him and he dies, when you shoot a lawman with express ammo, it doesn't go through them, and usually takes 3 or so shots to kill them. Lawmen have guts of steel, I guess

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Cutter De Blanc

>Murders whole town

>Spends one night in jail

>All crimes forgiven

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SneakyDeaky

Rob and kill the gunsmith, come back the next day, and not only is he resurrected, but he's perfectly happy to take your blood money again, but only after letting you know how mildly annoyed he was by his death.

Also, why didn't Micah call Arthur "Black Lung" from the start? I don't know anyone who smokes a full cigar in one puff.

Edited by SneakyDeaky

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Varys

I love Buell

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Cutter De Blanc

Guy sitting in the middle of a thoroughfare on his coach for about ten minutes. I finally walk up to him and ask him to stop his carriage,  at which point he takes off like a bat out of hell, running me over in the process, shouting, "I ain't stopping for you!" You were f*cking just sitting there for ten minutes blocking traffic,  asshole

Edited by Cutter De Blanc

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Marston1911

Don't worry if the Pinkerton Detective Agency are after you. Two agents will show up at your camp to warn you they will bring 50 men the next time, allowing you the opportunity to escape.

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Darealbandicoot
6 hours ago, Marston1911 said:

Don't worry if the Pinkerton Detective Agency are after you. Two agents will show up at your camp to warn you they will bring 50 men the next time, allowing you the opportunity to escape.

Speaking of which, WHY didn't they kill them? It's two highly dangerous men that Arthur ran into before AND the gang will just have added to their crimes... Oh yeah.... plot armour. 

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DEALUX

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izXenon
Posted (edited)

>riddling an animal with bullets, skin and meat in a bad condition.
>ridling a corpse with all your ammo >  retrieving glass bottles, bank notes, watches and other fragile things from their pockets in perfect condition.

Edited by izXenon

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SonOfLiberty

-Not only is it possible to take a selfie with a vintage camera, but it can zoom in and out on its own when Arthur's taking photos of himself.

 

-Back in 1899 GPSs existed and gave you exact routes to destinations on a radar.

 

-The sheriff doesn't care if you've just murdered countless townsfolk because he doesn't mind you collecting bounties for him.

 

-More (in game) time will pass flipping through a catalogue than it does travelling from town to town.

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Darealbandicoot

Hopping over a fence? Weapon magically holsters and you have to cock again. 

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Boozey St John
On 12/17/2018 at 4:34 PM, Cutter De Blanc said:

They won't let you shoot your own horse, but you can still kill it with dynamite, so instead of just shooting it, you have to brutally murder it to kill it

Silver lining, at least it's a definite quick and painless death... And then you have dinner!

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izXenon

> Riding your horse beside a crocodile on the land

 

> It knocks you off its back and swims through a river full of crocodiles to get to the safe other side

 

 

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JavierC

Dutch 24/7 clean of clothes in the open fields of 19th century.

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UnexpectedParole
On 3/31/2019 at 2:47 PM, JavierC said:

Dutch 24/7 clean of clothes in the open fields of 19th century.

That man not only had a plan. He had a great dry cleaner.

 

:)

 

We all know Molly wasn't cleaning his clothes. "I'm no one's serving girl"...

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AzelfandQuilava
On 3/31/2019 at 8:22 PM, izXenon said:

> Riding your horse beside a crocodile on the land

 

> It knocks you off its back and swims through a river full of crocodiles to get to the safe other side

 

 

In Online your horse seems to forget that the Alligators exist....

 

That is until you actually get back on it and then it'll yeet you off and run away.

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