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Shaman: I have the gift of my ancestors.

Arthur: (raises fist) Well I have a gift right here!

 

Also, not a quote but the look on John and Arthur's face in The Bridge to Nowhere when they are about to light the cigarettes near the dynamite and quickly change their minds always cracks me up.

billiejoearmstrong8

"I'M talking" - Arthur Morgan

 

Paraphrasing but "Fella at the job site sh*t himself yesterday. He went right on working like nothing happened" - overheard conversation of some guy passing by when I was playing dominos recently

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billiejoearmstrong8

Reverend Swanson: *gives a lengthy soul baring, thought provoking monologue on the subject of doubt*

 

Arthur: "Well I doubt I understood a word of that" :lol: 

 

 

 

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On 3/23/2019 at 4:19 AM, MaddenedGhost said:

"Robbing grave robbers, we hit the big time" Arthur to John during the Angelo Bronte mission.

"When the time comes ... you gotta run and don't look back" the voice in the first trailer, which turned out to be Arthur's voice, it's crazy to think that the line from the ending missions was used in the reveal trailer.

"Uh.. Okay .." John to the protection guy when they got on the wagon after meeting the Norwegian guy that kept replying "okay" to every thing they said.

I can't even remember the last one this scrub is referring to in this comment, I really need to sit down and replay through this game again.

billiejoearmstrong8

I find it hilarious to just walk around greeting and talking to random people. Doesn't even have to involve antagonising, I was just greeting people to get my honour up and following on the conversation positively for fun and it never fails to amuse me how John/Arthur so confidently just says hello to random people and starts telling them his thoughts and doesn't get put off at all by their polite but completely uninterested responses.

 

Got a good response yesterday, greeted a very respectable looking woman in Rhodes and commented on the rain. She replied "Even my undergarments are soaked!".

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Sneaky Queeky
On 2/25/2023 at 9:08 PM, JB1982 said:

Not so much a quote but I absolutely love how when Dutch is giving a speech at Jack's return party in Chapter 4 that a storm appears and rages in the sky.

I thought that was random but now I know with this playthrough that it's scripted for the storm to start.

 

Dutch: I can't seem to get a moment's peace. 

Arthur: Then what are you doing when you stare off into space?

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Uncle: I got a serious medical condition.

Arthur: Yes, you are a compulsive liar.

Uncle: No need to be like that.

On 1/28/2024 at 5:13 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

Uncle: Charles, have I ever lied to you?

Charles: I barely know you 🤨

Uncle: Exactly !

 

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John: A barn will take three of us six months to build.

 

Uncle: Oh, you don't Build a Barn, dumbass. What do you think this is, 1785 ?

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billiejoearmstrong8

Was hanging around the campfire at dinner time and Sean commented while eating his stew "This'll be pouring out my arse in about half an hour" and Charles was disgusted, cracked me up.

 

Saw a Saint Denis lawman beating a guy unconscious in an alley, decided to antagonise him and after asking him if he just goes around beating the tar out of anyone he pleases Arthur followed up with "You're just another dirty pig!". Worth the ensuing bloodbath.

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Karen (referencing Tilly's failure to rob a woman in Rhodes): Tell her she's gone soft in the head, Arthur!

Arthur: I will do no such thing! Every moment we all got to make a choice, what's right and wrong.

Karen (grunts): You've gone soft too!

Arthur: Oh no, I'd have robbed her blind but that's me!

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