JB1982 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Not so much a quote but I absolutely love how when Dutch is giving a speech at Jack's return party in Chapter 4 that a storm appears and rages in the sky. billiejoearmstrong8 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072095776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 (edited) "You've got a really small neck" - John's best antagonize line lmao Edited March 5, 2023 by billiejoearmstrong8 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072099837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 Shaman: I have the gift of my ancestors. Arthur: (raises fist) Well I have a gift right here! Also, not a quote but the look on John and Arthur's face in The Bridge to Nowhere when they are about to light the cigarettes near the dynamite and quickly change their minds always cracks me up. Alexlecj 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072107634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 Sean Macguire: I've lived a lifetime of sh*t already. Arthur Morgan: And you sure don't keep it bottled up inside. Sean Macguire: Arthur... I guess you can watch and give us marks out of ten. Arthur Morgan: Right now, you're at a one. JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072107781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonhyosbourne Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 LUMBAGO! JB1982 and Cutter De Blanc 1 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072110944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) "I'M talking" - Arthur Morgan Paraphrasing but "Fella at the job site sh*t himself yesterday. He went right on working like nothing happened" - overheard conversation of some guy passing by when I was playing dominos recently Edited April 4, 2023 by billiejoearmstrong8 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072111481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 "Pile of dog sh*t" - Woman NPC while slapping Arthur Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072111498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Bart Cavanaugh: My stomach is churning something rotten. Can you take it easy? John (hits him): Nope! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072113496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) Reverend Swanson: *gives a lengthy soul baring, thought provoking monologue on the subject of doubt* Arthur: "Well I doubt I understood a word of that" Edited March 29, 2023 by billiejoearmstrong8 JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072113542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Ghost Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 On 3/23/2019 at 4:19 AM, MaddenedGhost said: "Robbing grave robbers, we hit the big time" Arthur to John during the Angelo Bronte mission. "When the time comes ... you gotta run and don't look back" the voice in the first trailer, which turned out to be Arthur's voice, it's crazy to think that the line from the ending missions was used in the reveal trailer. "Uh.. Okay .." John to the protection guy when they got on the wagon after meeting the Norwegian guy that kept replying "okay" to every thing they said. I can't even remember the last one this scrub is referring to in this comment, I really need to sit down and replay through this game again. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072113633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 31, 2023 Author Share Posted March 31, 2023 "I told you this would be fun! Can't do anything about them being dead, drink up!" -Overheard at the Valentine Saloon JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072114371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 This one's in Red Dead Redemption. Landon Ricketts: I'm not even dead, and I've already been turned into a circus attraction. John Marston: I hope it's more exciting than the real thing. JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072115994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) I find it hilarious to just walk around greeting and talking to random people. Doesn't even have to involve antagonising, I was just greeting people to get my honour up and following on the conversation positively for fun and it never fails to amuse me how John/Arthur so confidently just says hello to random people and starts telling them his thoughts and doesn't get put off at all by their polite but completely uninterested responses. Got a good response yesterday, greeted a very respectable looking woman in Rhodes and commented on the rain. She replied "Even my undergarments are soaked!". Edited January 27, 2024 by billiejoearmstrong8 JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072116330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmk86BG Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Albert Mason (Arcadia for amateurs III) Arthur: That is a silver dapple pinto. Albert: I know.Beautiful. Won't come anywhere near me of course. He can smell my stupidity. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072140733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Queeky Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 2/25/2023 at 9:08 PM, JB1982 said: Not so much a quote but I absolutely love how when Dutch is giving a speech at Jack's return party in Chapter 4 that a storm appears and rages in the sky. I thought that was random but now I know with this playthrough that it's scripted for the storm to start. Dutch: I can't seem to get a moment's peace. Arthur: Then what are you doing when you stare off into space? JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072144567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Javier: Well, that could have gone smoother... Arthur: That'll be on my gravestone! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072339321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashaforever Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 Arthur: Why is it every job I do with you ends up in a pile of bodies? Micah: Since when did you have a problem killing O'Driscolls? Arthur: Huh, you got a point. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072339499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 (edited) Uncle: Charles, have I ever lied to you? Charles: I barely know you Edited January 28, 2024 by billiejoearmstrong8 JB1982 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072339579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted February 17, 2024 Share Posted February 17, 2024 Arthur (antagonistic in the theatre to the fire lady): No matter how nice you ask, we ain't kissing! Dan_1983 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072347446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platface Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 Uncle: I got a serious medical condition. Arthur: Yes, you are a compulsive liar. Uncle: No need to be like that. On 1/28/2024 at 5:13 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said: Uncle: Charles, have I ever lied to you? Charles: I barely know you Uncle: Exactly ! ______ John: A barn will take three of us six months to build. Uncle: Oh, you don't Build a Barn, dumbass. What do you think this is, 1785 ? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072350810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Queeky Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 "Maybe Dutch was right... maybe we should have just gone to Tahiti." "Is that is with you? Tahiti or killing?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072415130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiejoearmstrong8 Posted October 2, 2024 Share Posted October 2, 2024 Was hanging around the campfire at dinner time and Sean commented while eating his stew "This'll be pouring out my arse in about half an hour" and Charles was disgusted, cracked me up. Saw a Saint Denis lawman beating a guy unconscious in an alley, decided to antagonise him and after asking him if he just goes around beating the tar out of anyone he pleases Arthur followed up with "You're just another dirty pig!". Worth the ensuing bloodbath. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072439768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Sean: Hey Arthur, we all know you're not a vain man. Arthur: And we all know you're not a wise one! Now get outta here and do something useful! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072486101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) Bill: So what do they eat in Germany, Strauss? Strauss: I'm Austrian. Bill: Oh... so what do they eat in Aus...tralia? Strauss: It's a miracle you don't fall over more. Edited January 10 by JB1982 Hmmm Beer and Jisoo 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072488285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB1982 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Karen (referencing Tilly's failure to rob a woman in Rhodes): Tell her she's gone soft in the head, Arthur! Arthur: I will do no such thing! Every moment we all got to make a choice, what's right and wrong. Karen (grunts): You've gone soft too! Arthur: Oh no, I'd have robbed her blind but that's me! Alexlecj 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/8/#findComment-1072488824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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