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Not so much a quote but I absolutely love how when Dutch is giving a speech at Jack's return party in Chapter 4 that a storm appears and rages in the sky.

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billiejoearmstrong8

"You've got a really small neck" - John's best antagonize line lmao

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Shaman: I have the gift of my ancestors.

Arthur: (raises fist) Well I have a gift right here!

 

Also, not a quote but the look on John and Arthur's face in The Bridge to Nowhere when they are about to light the cigarettes near the dynamite and quickly change their minds always cracks me up.

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Sean Macguire: I've lived a lifetime of sh*t already.
Arthur Morgan: And you sure don't keep it bottled up inside.

 

Sean Macguire: Arthur... I guess you can watch and give us marks out of ten.
Arthur Morgan: Right now, you're at a one.

 

 

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"I'M talking" - Arthur Morgan

 

Paraphrasing but "Fella at the job site sh*t himself yesterday. He went right on working like nothing happened" - overheard conversation of some guy passing by when I was playing dominos recently

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Bart Cavanaugh: My stomach is churning something rotten. Can you take it easy?

John (hits him): Nope!

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billiejoearmstrong8

Reverend Swanson: *gives a lengthy soul baring, thought provoking monologue on the subject of doubt*

 

Arthur: "Well I doubt I understood a word of that" :lol: 

 

 

 

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On 3/23/2019 at 4:19 AM, MaddenedGhost said:

"Robbing grave robbers, we hit the big time" Arthur to John during the Angelo Bronte mission.

"When the time comes ... you gotta run and don't look back" the voice in the first trailer, which turned out to be Arthur's voice, it's crazy to think that the line from the ending missions was used in the reveal trailer.

"Uh.. Okay .." John to the protection guy when they got on the wagon after meeting the Norwegian guy that kept replying "okay" to every thing they said.

I can't even remember the last one this scrub is referring to in this comment, I really need to sit down and replay through this game again.

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Cutter De Blanc

"I told you this would be fun! Can't do anything about them being dead, drink up!" -Overheard at the Valentine Saloon

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This one's in Red Dead Redemption.

 

Landon Ricketts: I'm not even dead, and I've already been turned into a circus attraction.
John Marston: I hope it's more exciting than the real thing.

 

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I find it hilarious to just walk around greeting and talking to random people. Doesn't even have to involve antagonising, I was just greeting people to get my honour up and following on the conversation positively for fun and it never fails to amuse me how John/Arthur so confidently just says hello to random people and starts telling them his thoughts and doesn't get put off at all by their polite but completely uninterested responses.

 

Got a good response yesterday, greeted a very respectable looking woman in Rhodes and commented on the rain. She replied "Even my undergarments are soaked!".

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Albert Mason (Arcadia for amateurs III)

Arthur:
That is a silver dapple pinto.
Albert:
I know.Beautiful.
 Won't come anywhere near me of course.
He can smell my stupidity.

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On 2/25/2023 at 9:08 PM, JB1982 said:

Not so much a quote but I absolutely love how when Dutch is giving a speech at Jack's return party in Chapter 4 that a storm appears and rages in the sky.

I thought that was random but now I know with this playthrough that it's scripted for the storm to start.

 

Dutch: I can't seem to get a moment's peace. 

Arthur: Then what are you doing when you stare off into space?

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Javier: Well, that could have gone smoother...

Arthur: That'll be on my gravestone!

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Arthur: Why is it every job I do with you ends up in a pile of bodies?

Micah: Since when did you have a problem killing O'Driscolls?

Arthur: Huh, you got a point.

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Uncle: Charles, have I ever lied to you?

Charles: I barely know you 🤨

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Arthur (antagonistic in the theatre to the fire lady): No matter how nice you ask, we ain't kissing!

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Uncle: I got a serious medical condition.

Arthur: Yes, you are a compulsive liar.

Uncle: No need to be like that.

On 1/28/2024 at 5:13 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

Uncle: Charles, have I ever lied to you?

Charles: I barely know you 🤨

Uncle: Exactly !

 

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John: A barn will take three of us six months to build.

 

Uncle: Oh, you don't Build a Barn, dumbass. What do you think this is, 1785 ?

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