Cutter De Blanc Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share Posted February 9, 2020 "You know what? Bugger the eagles, I'm going home!" -Albert Mason Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071074168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 "In the end, what has a man but his thoughts? I would postulate further, what has a man to stand for, but his thoughts? His actions, perhaps? I know precious little of actions. Lions, donkeys, hyenas. They all act. So is that what we are? No. We are more and less than the beasts. We are thoughts. We are actions and the reflections upon those actions. Yet, we are also not merely reflections. We are not mirrors. That is the preserve of spirits, of the gods. We are actions and the thoughts upon actions. Neither one nor other. We are free neither from action, nor from thought. Our humanity can only be understood if we embrace both the animal and the god within us. As humans, we must nourish both, yet America is a land of action. A place fixated not on ideas, not on the redemptive power of thought but on the obliteration of the intellect. It is a place wherein mankind has attempted to deny half of his being, and in pursuing freedom has attempted to split himself. Much like the monk gives up the pleasures of the body, so the American, the American is encouraged to give up pleasures of the mind. He is led by desire into a pig pen, awaiting his own slaughter. With this in mind, I decided that my study could best be conducted by traveling around this country and seeing how we, as Americans, could best awaken both the god and the animal within. I wandered into the inferno. The grand human inferno, the fiery and mediocre hell that is Manhattan. A world built by men for the torture of their fellows. A place that shows, beyond all reasonable doubt, that when left to his own devices, when removing God entirely from his creation, man will induce not heaven, but hell. The gilded inferno. The marbled purgatory. This American churning sea of desire, the place where we see man for what he truly is, and recoil in horror. He is the destroyer of all. Of nature, of course, of his brothers, seemingly as sport, and finally of himself. Men are fixated on greed, on desire, and on the acquisition not of experiences or pleasures but on the ability to acquire. People are fixated on wealth. Man is reduced to the desire for desire. Wanting is all that matters. Not loving, not being, not having, but wanting. We are killers for desire. Even sport would be preferable. This is the grand sickness, the eternal sickness of this land—it is, man unleashed. Man unleashed and turned into, he knows what not? For inside he is nothing, so all that moves him, all that he understands is the external, the great churning sea of desire. It is not freedom. It is an impression of freedom for people who have not the capacity to see further. And why can they not see further? Because they have not been taught to see. If you wish for man truly to be free—if that is this nation’s promise and not merely a sales pitch for snake oil—then we must first teach ourselves and then our fellows to see the glory. The glory is in death. Yes, of course, in life, and but also in death. I realize that idea is abhorrent. I realize it is vulgar and distasteful, I realize it is perverse. But it is also the truth. As I travelled throughout Manhattan, from the migrant slums of the Lower East to the marble-clad mansions by the central park, I came to appreciate a hideous truth; the system that allows poverty and degradation such as I saw is wrong, and the impacts of the degradation on humanity are profound, but far worse is the impact of wealth upon those who possess it, who are possessed by it. To be removed from humanity, to live as a prisoner in a marble goal, to be isolated from humanity in such a manner, is so profoundly anti-American as to make the whole conception of this nation an absurdity even worse than our treatment of the negro. Manhattan at once depraves the poor and dehumanizes the rich. Its purpose is unhappiness. The nurturing and blooming of suffering. And this, we are informed, is the high point of American society. Nonsense. This is nonsense. American nonsense, yes, but nonsensical deceptions nonetheless. The real America can only be found not in desires but in the purity of its landscapes." -Evelyn Miller; The American Inferno wangsparkinglot, VenusianDream, BilalKurd and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071119804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071153526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 During The Sheep and the Goats when accidentally running over a sheep with horse. John: Hey watch where you're riding. Arthur: Shut your mouth. RJX74 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071190915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aipher Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Randomly around campfire: Arthur: Hey there, Mary. Bill: Shut up. Arthur: Sorry, ma'am. Didn't have the presence of mind to antagonize for the reply unfortunately Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071205041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 16 hours ago, Aipher said: Randomly around campfire: Arthur: Hey there, Mary. Bill: Shut up. Arthur: Sorry, ma'am. Didn't have the presence of mind to antagonize for the reply unfortunately I think it's an automatic response after Bill and Micah were discussing Bill's name. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071205803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aipher Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Alexlecj said: I think it's an automatic response after Bill and Micah were discussing Bill's name. Bill and John were approaching the fire separately and I greeted Bill after he sat down, nobody else was close or in a discussion. But yeah, you're right that it was scripted I couldn't choose a response and antagonize was greyed out after the exchange. Just re-watched the clip I saved. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071205867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbatron Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 The random event where Javier asks for your help to rescue Bill from the bounty hunters, Arthur remarks about his questionable competence and follows up with: ”Lets save his ass first, worry about how to kick it later” Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071207880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnb17 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 “Didn’t pay to hit her, Ya god damned animal” -Arthur to Karen’s would be John. “He’s lyyiiiiing” -Micah upon Arthur’s return. Also from the same scene : “oh black lung you made it... hooray ” the sarcasm ! So perfect Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071208364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrancisMcReary Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 "I don't remember you ever carrying me home, Morgan" He says is like some closeted homo after you bring back the Rev Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071214371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
el capito Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 "Enjoy the world while you can. Enjoy today. For tomorrow... tomorrow awaits us all." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071220723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentinel Driver Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Six pages in and I'm a bit surprised that this hasn't been mentioned yet The answer is yes... or at least Dutch hopes so Spoiler it really doesn't though HarryTVisitor, el capito, Taterman and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071222504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 "Look, you can go fish, or you can go drinking all day, rob someone and buy some fish." -Arthur Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071223715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 "Boiled Satan!? Yeah, I get that a lot." -Arthur Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071229808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Queeky Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 While wearing the Nevada Hat I antagonized John and his response took me by surprise, even though I have heard it a few times. "That's it John, hate the log not yourself!" "And what are you gonna do? Arrest me?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071238526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Queeky Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 "Hi there, mister!" "Hi" "You know, you have a nice town here" "Is that so?" "Is everyone here... as stupid as you are!?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071239104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man With No Name Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Taterman 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071239355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Arthur antagonising Sean - "You annoying little sh*t". Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071279044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac- Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 There's some great saying's in this game. The one for me is Uncle with the Reverend. Bark at the moon then drops the back door on his long johns. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071279589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 On 10/30/2018 at 9:34 PM, saintsrow said: Seems like everybody gives Pearson a ration of sh*t, including Arthur. Uncle was ripping Pearson about his sea life also. Something about how going to sea is a coward's way out, nothing dangerous in the sea; in terms of threats, sharks ain't nothing compared to people. I'd never heard the beginning of this conversation before today, apparently Micah was talking sh*t about his brother, not Pearson Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071323778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) Molly: You alright? Jack: I dont have any friends to play with. Molly: You and me both. Sean: How ya doin' gentleman? Jack: I found candy in my pocket! Sean: That's what I like to hear! Edited November 9, 2020 by Cutter De Blanc Jeansowaty, Alexlecj and Taterman 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071381717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Sean Macguire : Well, this'll be pouring out of my arse in about half an hour. Charles Smith : Oh... why do I need to know this? Jeansowaty and Taterman 1 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071381917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 (edited) Dutch: John, I need you to stay calm. ...GET DOWN HERE NOW, YOU IMBRED TRASH! Edited November 10, 2020 by Cutter De Blanc Taterman, Corndawg93 and Jeansowaty 2 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071382432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted November 14, 2020 Author Share Posted November 14, 2020 Arthur: We each got... 15 dollars. And a quarter, can't forget the quarter. Dutch: Shut up, Arthur. Taterman and Jeansowaty 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071386334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taterman Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 I can't remember the exact quote, but it was from John in the brief cut-scene at Arthur's grave when you get the Legends of the East outfit. Does anyone know what he said? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071386454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted January 17, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2021 (edited) Dutch: You ever meet an italian strongman before? Hosea: Not outside of a circus! No matter how many times I hear it Hosea steals the whole damn scene with that line Edited January 17, 2021 by Cutter De Blanc Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071456597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Bill Williamson: If you're wondering what that unholy smell is, Reverend, I am responsible.Reverend Swanson: I thought it was some animal, and I was right. Dan_1983, Jeansowaty and Thomas Cavendish 2 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071654837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 "Are you still here? What are you waiting for? I can't tell you what you want to hear." -Cassidy the Blind Gives me chills everytime Taterman 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071701721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looser3241 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 (edited) Some of my favorite interactions in camp that i haven't seen posted here Bill : What do they eat in Germany, Strauss? Strauss: I'm Austrian Bill: (very confused) ..... What do they eat in Australia? Strauss: I'm surprised you don't fall over more "Right after Jack throws rocks at Kieran" Arthur : Hey, nice throw, Jack Jack: Thanks Arthur: Might have a go myself "to Jack" Micah: Go up to ol' Arthur Morgan and ask about the pole he got stuck up his ass. I'll give you a dollar "Jack flees" Arthur: I'll give you a dollar, if you shut your mouth for five minutes "later with Jack" Jack: Micah says I should.... Arthur: Never mind what Micah says, okay? I Will post more soon. Edited November 9, 2021 by Looser3241 Alexlecj and Taterman 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071708065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looser3241 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 With a small animal carcass in your horse Random Guy: Hunting is more of a hobby for you, ain't it Arthur: How about you start running and I hunt you instead? Taterman, Dan_1983, Sean800 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/6/#findComment-1071731090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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