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Cutter De Blanc

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MaddenedGhost

"Robbing grave robbers, we hit the big time" Arthur to John during the Angelo Bronte mission.

"When the time comes ... you gotta run and don't look back" the voice in the first trailer, which turned out to be Arthur's voice, it's crazy to think that the line from the ending missions was used in the reveal trailer.

"Uh.. Okay .." John to the protection guy when they got on the wagon after meeting the Norwegian guy that kept replying "okay" to every thing they said.

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Cutter De Blanc

Stranger: "Good morning!"

Arthur: "Just shut up, you don't know me."

 

Clearly not a morning person :lol:

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sunhuntin

John: hey, partner

Stranger: *silence*

John: you heard me, you rock!

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JupeShot92

When Dutch is dragging Catherine Braithwaite out of her burning manor house after killing her whole family Hosea says "guess that's the end of the goddamn cribbage game." 

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Adamska_

"Put me out of my majesty, your misery".

 

This one was an absolute banger and I doubt many people here actually triggered it.

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Dan_1983

Greet and antagonize.

 

Arthur: I know you like a good cup of coffee

Abigail: Nothing better

Arthur: Anything dark and bitter suits you just right.

 

Arthur: Having a rest there are you?

Sean: And boy have I earned it

Arthur: I swear Uncle is more use than you around here.

 

Arthur: What would we do without you?

Susan: Turn feral I imagine.

Arthur: Apart from living a much happier life that is.

 

Arthur: How you doing?

Uncle: Tired

Arthur: How can you be tired you lazy old bastard

 

Arthur: See we can be nice to each other

John: I guess

Arthur: I just wish you weren't a smug son of a bitch

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Jimbatron

Just replaying and had the chance encounter where Javier tells you Bill’s been kidnapped. Enroute Javier remarks he’s a liability and asks Arthur his view -

 

“Let’s save his ass first. Worry about how to kick it later.”

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MostWantedMVP

Arthur: May I say you are looking lovely today

 

Woman: Why thank you

 

Arthur: To the BLIND that is

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Sonicdude

I love the exchange Dutch has with that guy in "Welcome to the New World"

Dutch: "We were lost at sea...in the storm!"
"Is that so?"
Dutch: "No, I'm in the habit of looking like this."
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S1ster P1stol

"Well that ain't no way to a lady"

 

"I didn't know I was talking to a lady"

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MostWantedMVP

*Arthur sees Lenny asleep*

 

Arthur: GET UP!

 

Lenny: What is it Arthur?

 

Arthur: Awwhh I'm onleh jokin whicha

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Erez Zecharia

"We do more than just hunting... We're hunted. And them things hunting us... Well they got guns of their own". 

 

Arthur Morgan

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UnexpectedParole
On 3/26/2019 at 12:47 AM, Adamska_ said:

"Put me out of my majesty, your misery".

 

This one was an absolute banger and I doubt many people here actually triggered it.

How does one trigger it? I'm intrigued.

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GinsengElixir

One time I was in camp and I said to my horse;

 

'Hello boah!'

 

Lenny was near and replied;

 

'Oh hi Arthur'...

 

I didn't mean it like that Lenneh. 

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Auditore

"Ya lost your mind"-Arthur

"Noise Arthur NOOIIIISE"-Dutch

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Dan_1983
On 6/10/2019 at 9:33 PM, UnexpectedParole said:

How does one trigger it? I'm intrigued.

It's a camp fire conversation. Uncle showed his smarts with that. 

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Auditore

Dutch:Arthur!

*Arthur doesnt respond*

Dutch:Hey Arthur!

*Arthur doesn't respond*

Dutch:Well f*ck you then...

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UnexpectedParole
On 6/22/2019 at 9:40 AM, Auditore said:

Dutch:Arthur!

*Arthur doesnt respond*

Dutch:Hey Arthur!

*Arthur doesn't respond*

Dutch:Well f*ck you then...

I might have heard that one a time or twenty during my play through. :) 

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el capito

Wasp: Belgium, now that is a land for the connoisseur.

Arthur: Oh, yes, yeah ... as I always say.

 

Bronte: A couple of people have taken to grave robbing in the cemetery

Dutch: That is a fine place for it, the best.

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Auditore

"IM A GENIUS WITH A POKER UP THE AYHASS"

 

"Do i look like i should entertain children?"

 

"ITS TOTAL sh*t MAN"

 

Marko Dragic is friggin  hilarious

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Cutter De Blanc

"Well, I'm all about duality." -Arthur Morgan

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foosso

Arthur during the bounty hunting delivery of Ellie Ann Swann to the Valentine prison:

 

Ellie Ann: "I'm sick. I need medicine!"

*Arthur smacks her in the head*

Arthur: "is that the medicine you're looking for?"

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TheJesus1996

Arthur: Can't herd, can't swim...

 

John: Give it a rest please!

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Aivariuxx

Dutch says at the start when you get to Saint Denis: WELCOME TO THE STRANGE LAND OF PAPISTS AND RAPISTS

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Calrid123

Oddly enough the papists in America ie the catholics are a minority, America contains mostly protestants, in fact 90% of religion in America is protestant. So kind of a wierd thing to say. 😛

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Ironside
1 hour ago, Calrid123 said:

Oddly enough the papists in America ie the catholics are a minority, America contains mostly protestants, in fact 90% of religion in America is protestant. So kind of a wierd thing to say. 😛

Isn’t that exactly why Dutch says like that? As before the gang has not been in the land of papists and rapists but they are now in the process of entering said land of papists and rapists!? I do not see why those words are strange to say at all in the context of the game. 

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Cutter De Blanc

"I like you mister, you have a kind face....THE KIND I'D LIKE TO PUNCH!" -Arthur

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Lemoyne outlaw

hosea "why did you take the boy mrs braithwaite"

 

catherine "you stole my liquour you stole my horses. aint no rules in war mr."

 

i love that part. because when i heard it. it made me realize that she is right. look at what the union did in the civil war. what sherman did. so if its okay for the yankees to do it why not the south? so it was then that i thought she is right. so i did not care that jack was taken. i hate how the south is portrayed in the game. they make southerners out to be the villains or that they are stupid and inbred all while the van der linde gang are all northerners. as much as i love this game. i hate how they made the south look.

 

 

 

micah "your not better than me morgan."

 

arthur "whatever you say you fool."

 

micah "damn you."

 

arthur "damn us both!"

 

bang!!!

 

micah " ha ha ha ha ha"

 

badass micah spits on black lung and walks away. i loved that part. micah is and always will be my favorite character. i dont care if you disagree.

 

 

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Auditore
On 12/17/2019 at 7:12 PM, Lemoyne outlaw said:

hosea "why did you take the boy mrs braithwaite"

 

catherine "you stole my liquour you stole my horses. aint no rules in war mr."

 

i love that part. because when i heard it. it made me realize that she is right. look at what the union did in the civil war. what sherman did. so if its okay for the yankees to do it why not the south? so it was then that i thought she is right. so i did not care that jack was taken. i hate how the south is portrayed in the game. they make southerners out to be the villains or that they are stupid and inbred all while the van der linde gang are all northerners. as much as i love this game. i hate how they made the south look.

 

 

 

micah "your not better than me morgan."

 

arthur "whatever you say you fool."

 

micah "damn you."

 

arthur "damn us both!"

 

bang!!!

 

micah " ha ha ha ha ha"

 

badass micah spits on black lung and walks away. i loved that part. micah is and always will be my favorite character. i dont care if you disagree.

 

 

Braithwaite always seem to be forgetting hosea's name its a cool little running joke

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Alexlecj

I encountered this one:


Bill : You know when you need to piss, but you can’t face moving?

Susan : You have all the charm of a dead slug, Bill Williamson.

Bill : I’ll tough it out.

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