The-Ghost Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 "Robbing grave robbers, we hit the big time" Arthur to John during the Angelo Bronte mission. "When the time comes ... you gotta run and don't look back" the voice in the first trailer, which turned out to be Arthur's voice, it's crazy to think that the line from the ending missions was used in the reveal trailer. "Uh.. Okay .." John to the protection guy when they got on the wagon after meeting the Norwegian guy that kept replying "okay" to every thing they said. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070687325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 (edited) Stranger: "Good morning!" Arthur: "Just shut up, you don't know me." Clearly not a morning person Edited March 25, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070689329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunhuntin Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 John: hey, partner Stranger: *silence* John: you heard me, you rock! The Prince Algie, Copcaller, DoctorMike and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070689376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JupeShot92 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 When Dutch is dragging Catherine Braithwaite out of her burning manor house after killing her whole family Hosea says "guess that's the end of the goddamn cribbage game." burger_mike, EM_JAY_86, Cutter De Blanc and 2 others 5 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070689481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamska_ Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 "Put me out of my majesty, your misery". This one was an absolute banger and I doubt many people here actually triggered it. EM_JAY_86 and Copcaller 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070690321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Greet and antagonize. Arthur: I know you like a good cup of coffee Abigail: Nothing better Arthur: Anything dark and bitter suits you just right. Arthur: Having a rest there are you? Sean: And boy have I earned it Arthur: I swear Uncle is more use than you around here. Arthur: What would we do without you? Susan: Turn feral I imagine. Arthur: Apart from living a much happier life that is. Arthur: How you doing? Uncle: Tired Arthur: How can you be tired you lazy old bastard Arthur: See we can be nice to each other John: I guess Arthur: I just wish you weren't a smug son of a bitch The Prince Algie, TheSantader25, Johnb17 and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070690481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbatron Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just replaying and had the chance encounter where Javier tells you Bill’s been kidnapped. Enroute Javier remarks he’s a liability and asks Arthur his view - “Let’s save his ass first. Worry about how to kick it later.” Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070713161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Arthur: May I say you are looking lovely today Woman: Why thank you Arthur: To the BLIND that is Nulla Lex Ink., HarryTVisitor, burger_mike and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070713501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTVisitor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I love the exchange Dutch has with that guy in "Welcome to the New World" Dutch: "We were lost at sea...in the storm!" "Is that so?" Dutch: "No, I'm in the habit of looking like this." Ironside, Alexlecj, Corndawg93 and 4 others 7 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070722668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead name Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 "Well that ain't no way to a lady" "I didn't know I was talking to a lady" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070730005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 *Arthur sees Lenny asleep* Arthur: GET UP! Lenny: What is it Arthur? Arthur: Awwhh I'm onleh jokin whicha HarryTVisitor, Erez Zecharia and Copcaller 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070731658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erez Zecharia Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 "We do more than just hunting... We're hunted. And them things hunting us... Well they got guns of their own". Arthur Morgan Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070764653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnexpectedParole Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 On 3/26/2019 at 12:47 AM, Adamska_ said: "Put me out of my majesty, your misery". This one was an absolute banger and I doubt many people here actually triggered it. How does one trigger it? I'm intrigued. Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070767583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinsengElixir Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 One time I was in camp and I said to my horse; 'Hello boah!' Lenny was near and replied; 'Oh hi Arthur'... I didn't mean it like that Lenneh. Nulla Lex Ink. and The Prince Algie 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070767713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditore Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 "Ya lost your mind"-Arthur "Noise Arthur NOOIIIISE"-Dutch Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070783413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 6/10/2019 at 9:33 PM, UnexpectedParole said: How does one trigger it? I'm intrigued. It's a camp fire conversation. Uncle showed his smarts with that. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070783414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditore Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Dutch:Arthur! *Arthur doesnt respond* Dutch:Hey Arthur! *Arthur doesn't respond* Dutch:Well f*ck you then... Nulla Lex Ink., Ironside and Petko 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070783443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnexpectedParole Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 9:40 AM, Auditore said: Dutch:Arthur! *Arthur doesnt respond* Dutch:Hey Arthur! *Arthur doesn't respond* Dutch:Well f*ck you then... I might have heard that one a time or twenty during my play through. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070790692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
el capito Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Wasp: Belgium, now that is a land for the connoisseur. Arthur: Oh, yes, yeah ... as I always say. Bronte: A couple of people have taken to grave robbing in the cemetery Dutch: That is a fine place for it, the best. Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070802008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditore Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 "IM A GENIUS WITH A POKER UP THE AYHASS" "Do i look like i should entertain children?" "ITS TOTAL sh*t MAN" Marko Dragic is friggin hilarious Ironside, Cutter De Blanc and TexasOdysseus 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070803849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) "Well, I'm all about duality." -Arthur Morgan Edited August 28, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070881372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleJesus Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Arthur: Can't herd, can't swim... John: Give it a rest please! Cutter De Blanc 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1070889695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aivariuxx Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Dutch says at the start when you get to Saint Denis: WELCOME TO THE STRANGE LAND OF PAPISTS AND RAPISTS Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071011150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calrid123 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Oddly enough the papists in America ie the catholics are a minority, America contains mostly protestants, in fact 90% of religion in America is protestant. So kind of a wierd thing to say. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071013949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironside Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Calrid123 said: Oddly enough the papists in America ie the catholics are a minority, America contains mostly protestants, in fact 90% of religion in America is protestant. So kind of a wierd thing to say. Isn’t that exactly why Dutch says like that? As before the gang has not been in the land of papists and rapists but they are now in the process of entering said land of papists and rapists!? I do not see why those words are strange to say at all in the context of the game. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071014070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 "I like you mister, you have a kind face....THE KIND I'D LIKE TO PUNCH!" -Arthur Petko and LittleJesus 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071014095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemoyne outlaw Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 hosea "why did you take the boy mrs braithwaite" catherine "you stole my liquour you stole my horses. aint no rules in war mr." i love that part. because when i heard it. it made me realize that she is right. look at what the union did in the civil war. what sherman did. so if its okay for the yankees to do it why not the south? so it was then that i thought she is right. so i did not care that jack was taken. i hate how the south is portrayed in the game. they make southerners out to be the villains or that they are stupid and inbred all while the van der linde gang are all northerners. as much as i love this game. i hate how they made the south look. micah "your not better than me morgan." arthur "whatever you say you fool." micah "damn you." arthur "damn us both!" bang!!! micah " ha ha ha ha ha" badass micah spits on black lung and walks away. i loved that part. micah is and always will be my favorite character. i dont care if you disagree. UpTheDowngrade and Ironside 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071014222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditore Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 On 12/17/2019 at 7:12 PM, Lemoyne outlaw said: hosea "why did you take the boy mrs braithwaite" catherine "you stole my liquour you stole my horses. aint no rules in war mr." i love that part. because when i heard it. it made me realize that she is right. look at what the union did in the civil war. what sherman did. so if its okay for the yankees to do it why not the south? so it was then that i thought she is right. so i did not care that jack was taken. i hate how the south is portrayed in the game. they make southerners out to be the villains or that they are stupid and inbred all while the van der linde gang are all northerners. as much as i love this game. i hate how they made the south look. micah "your not better than me morgan." arthur "whatever you say you fool." micah "damn you." arthur "damn us both!" bang!!! micah " ha ha ha ha ha" badass micah spits on black lung and walks away. i loved that part. micah is and always will be my favorite character. i dont care if you disagree. Braithwaite always seem to be forgetting hosea's name its a cool little running joke Ironside 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071020231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 I encountered this one: Bill : You know when you need to piss, but you can’t face moving? Susan : You have all the charm of a dead slug, Bill Williamson. Bill : I’ll tough it out. Sneaky Queeky 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071048307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman_ Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 L U M B A G O Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/5/#findComment-1071063338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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