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"Ah ain't drunk... ain't drunk... Just cheery!" -Drunk guy in Saint Denis

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Miss Braithwaight 

"My sons gave him to Angelo Bronte, so my guess is Saint Denis... either there... or on the boat to Itali"

 

That entire line is great and is the way she delivers it is Evil as f*ck

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On one of the gravestone in Rhodes it says

"Harvey Feeny 1821 -1868 Died of a broken heart" and then barely legible underneath it it says "And a gunshot wound."

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"You can live a week without a scalp... but it ain't a good week". Delivered by the King of Understatements, the fantastic Mr. Charles Smith. So funny.

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Seán's speech to Kieran about pronouncing "Colm" correctly. If your Irish you'll understand lol

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Mary Beth: "Have you seen Kieran, Mr. Pearson!?"

Pearson: "No my child, not today. I haven't seen anyone, I've spent the day working."

Mary Beth: "Okay."

Pearson: "I remember... Long time ago, we lost this feller at sea... Bad business, I think a shark took him."

Mary Beth: "You think a shark came and ate Kieran?!"

Pearson: "No, no! No it wasn't directly relevant ... I was just making conversation..."

 

LMAO, she actually thought a shark ate Kieran. 

 

 

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"But first, one last train, John."

"One last train!"

 

-Arthur and John

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On 1/17/2019 at 1:42 AM, Darealbandicoot said:

Seán's speech to Kieran about pronouncing "Colm" correctly. If your Irish you'll understand lol

Big time, I'd say every Irish person who played it was pulling their hair out. bugged the sh*t out of me hearing them say what sounds like "com", ITS COL-UM.

 

Milton - "There's five grand on your head alone"

Arthur - "Can I turn Myself in?"

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On 12/24/2018 at 7:09 PM, LeftTurnus said:

Probably the only thing I really enjoyed in Chapter 5:

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When Dutch and Arthur were rescuing Javier. After silently taking out the guards in that basement room, I put on one of the dead guards hats. When I walked up to Dutch he says "That hat really does not become you Arthur!" I LoL'd at that.

 

 

Bill says something if you put on a hat at the beginning. Something about wearing a dead man's hat being bad luck.

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19 minutes ago, RyuNova said:

 

Bill says something if you put on a hat at the beginning. Something about wearing a dead man's hat being bad luck.

I think it was Javier who was like, "That's one way to get a new hat!"

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2 minutes ago, Cutter De Blanc said:

I think it was Javier who was like, "That's one way to get a new hat!"

Mine was Bill I think. Bill or Micah.

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I bet they all have something witty to say when you steal a hat in front of them

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3 minutes ago, Cutter De Blanc said:

I bet they all have something witty to say when you steal a hat in front of them

 

Yea, I am sure mine was one of them saying you should never wear a dead mans hat. I think mine was when you attack the logging camp at the beginning.

 

I have also noticed on my current play through that when riding with other characters you can talk to them but if you don't choose to talk to them they will start a conversation with Arthur instead about something completely different.

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Uncle: Just taking a break, Arthur.

Arthur: A break from what, you lazy son of a bitch?!

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Middle Class Roadman

Definitely the exchange between John and Uncle in the epilogue when they ride back to Beechers Hope right after coming across one another blackwater. Probably the only time during the game I actually laughed out loud. Never really noticed it in my first playthorughs but Uncle is actually hilarious. 

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Sean Macguire : You ain't much company, are you? Come on, big feller, tell us a joke.
Charles Smith : Bill Williamson.

 

Arthur Morgan : You okay, buddy?
Marko Dragic : Fantastic! You Americans are nothing but shysters and traitors and slippery tongued ball suckers.
Arthur Morgan : I'm inclined to agree.

 

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LittleJesus

I just love Arthur's sarcasm

 

Arthur to Bau Gray: "You don't want to go back and hear the speeches ?
I ain't voted before... but I'm kinda getting hot for voting rights."

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Arthur: That's a fine horse!

Dude: Thank you!

Arthur (antagonize): How long you been married?

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Having fun mister?

 

Now firstly, we ain't friends. Don't make no mistake on that subject.

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another badass Arthur quote
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Stable Hand: You can't stand there.

Arthur: What, in the street?

Stable Hand: Yes, in the street!

Arthur: Is it your street?

Stable Hand: Just get out of here.

Arthur: Why?

Stable Hand: I said, just get out of here.

[Arthur slaps the Stable Hand and knocks the rake out of his hand]

Arthur: Listen partner...

[Arthur puts his arm around the Stable hand]

Arthur: I'm waiting on a lady. She's a fine lady. She's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already. But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady. It's your call.

Stable Hand: I didn't mean nothing

Arthur: Apology accepted, wait right there.

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Decided to antagonize and the first in line was Hosea and Arthur said "You miserable old grump!". It's the tone he said it in that made me laugh.

 

 

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I'm doing my third play through to get gold on all the missions, but taking this one super slow and trying to listen to as many conversations as possible.

 

In Chapter 1 in Cotter where you have some brief camp free roam, and you can interact with the larger group in the barn to the north. Reverend Swanson reads a long passage from the bible (I assume).

 

Won't spoil it but the exchange between him and Karen after he's finished is hilarious.

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Just saw Hosea catch Sean sleeping on guard duty. 

 

 

Hosea:"Get up you useless sack of sh*t, get up!" 

Sean:"I'm I'm.. " 

Hosea:"You want us all dead do you!" 

Sean:"I'm I'm just.." 

Hosea:"Next time I'll slit your throat myself!" 

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On 3/12/2019 at 11:01 PM, Jimbatron said:

Stable Hand: You can't stand there.

Arthur: What, in the street?

Stable Hand: Yes, in the street!

Arthur: Is it your street?

Stable Hand: Just get out of here.

Arthur: Why?

Stable Hand: I said, just get out of here.

[Arthur slaps the Stable Hand and knocks the rake out of his hand]

Arthur: Listen partner...

[Arthur puts his arm around the Stable hand]

Arthur: I'm waiting on a lady. She's a fine lady. She's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already. But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady. It's your call.

Stable Hand: I didn't mean nothing

Arthur: Apology accepted, wait right there.

 

So many things about this scene are perfect. Its a perfect example of how to completely control someone both physically and mentally. The slap to disorientate but not injure, the arm around the shoulder to invade personal space and show dominance, the casual "Your life is in the hands of someone not here" speech...its perfect. I could dissect it for hours.

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Micah: Why do we need a gaggle of girls who won't even f*ck you if you put a gun to their head? 

 

Bill: I'm sure you've tried! 

 

Micah: Is it too much to ask considering they get a piece of every dollar I bring in. 

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