Cutter De Blanc Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 "Ah ain't drunk... ain't drunk... Just cheery!" -Drunk guy in Saint Denis TheSantader25 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070600733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070600772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corndawg93 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) Miss Braithwaight "My sons gave him to Angelo Bronte, so my guess is Saint Denis... either there... or on the boat to Itali" That entire line is great and is the way she delivers it is Evil as f*ck Edited January 3, 2019 by Corndawg93 TheWhiteHat and Darealbandicoot 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070600999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) On one of the gravestone in Rhodes it says "Harvey Feeny 1821 -1868 Died of a broken heart" and then barely legible underneath it it says "And a gunshot wound." Edited January 16, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc Darealbandicoot, HarryTVisitor, TheWhiteHat and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070615898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleTacitus Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) "You can live a week without a scalp... but it ain't a good week". Delivered by the King of Understatements, the fantastic Mr. Charles Smith. So funny. Edited January 16, 2019 by UncleTacitus typo XoomerYT, Cutter De Blanc and Darealbandicoot 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070615903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darealbandicoot Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Seán's speech to Kieran about pronouncing "Colm" correctly. If your Irish you'll understand lol TheSantader25, XoomerYT and ShayD 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070616087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implicitly Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Mary Beth: "Have you seen Kieran, Mr. Pearson!?" Pearson: "No my child, not today. I haven't seen anyone, I've spent the day working." Mary Beth: "Okay." Pearson: "I remember... Long time ago, we lost this feller at sea... Bad business, I think a shark took him." Mary Beth: "You think a shark came and ate Kieran?!" Pearson: "No, no! No it wasn't directly relevant ... I was just making conversation..." LMAO, she actually thought a shark ate Kieran. TheSantader25, crazedZ10, The Time Ranger and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070616168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) "But first, one last train, John." "One last train!" -Arthur and John Edited February 23, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070647319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan5252 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 "You took yourself a regular sh*t shower, Mr Granger, boah that's real nasty" Johnb17 and TheSantader25 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070647376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShayD Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 1/17/2019 at 1:42 AM, Darealbandicoot said: Seán's speech to Kieran about pronouncing "Colm" correctly. If your Irish you'll understand lol Big time, I'd say every Irish person who played it was pulling their hair out. bugged the sh*t out of me hearing them say what sounds like "com", ITS COL-UM. Milton - "There's five grand on your head alone" Arthur - "Can I turn Myself in?" TheWhiteHat and Darealbandicoot 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070647747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnathanOfFire Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 "HELLO FELLERS" - Hosea Matthews, a scene where he freed Arthur when he was thrown in jail. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 12/24/2018 at 7:09 PM, LeftTurnus said: Probably the only thing I really enjoyed in Chapter 5: Hide contents When Dutch and Arthur were rescuing Javier. After silently taking out the guards in that basement room, I put on one of the dead guards hats. When I walked up to Dutch he says "That hat really does not become you Arthur!" I LoL'd at that. Bill says something if you put on a hat at the beginning. Something about wearing a dead man's hat being bad luck. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, RyuNova said: Bill says something if you put on a hat at the beginning. Something about wearing a dead man's hat being bad luck. I think it was Javier who was like, "That's one way to get a new hat!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cutter De Blanc said: I think it was Javier who was like, "That's one way to get a new hat!" Mine was Bill I think. Bill or Micah. Cutter De Blanc 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 I bet they all have something witty to say when you steal a hat in front of them Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cutter De Blanc said: I bet they all have something witty to say when you steal a hat in front of them Yea, I am sure mine was one of them saying you should never wear a dead mans hat. I think mine was when you attack the logging camp at the beginning. I have also noticed on my current play through that when riding with other characters you can talk to them but if you don't choose to talk to them they will start a conversation with Arthur instead about something completely different. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070648224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Uncle: Just taking a break, Arthur. Arthur: A break from what, you lazy son of a bitch?! Edited February 16, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc crazedZ10, TheWhiteHat, HarryTVisitor and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070649142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Class Roadman Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Definitely the exchange between John and Uncle in the epilogue when they ride back to Beechers Hope right after coming across one another blackwater. Probably the only time during the game I actually laughed out loud. Never really noticed it in my first playthorughs but Uncle is actually hilarious. crazedZ10 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070649227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexlecj Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Sean Macguire : You ain't much company, are you? Come on, big feller, tell us a joke.Charles Smith : Bill Williamson. Arthur Morgan : You okay, buddy?Marko Dragic : Fantastic! You Americans are nothing but shysters and traitors and slippery tongued ball suckers.Arthur Morgan : I'm inclined to agree. HarryTVisitor and Cutter De Blanc 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070665832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleJesus Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 I just love Arthur's sarcasm Arthur to Bau Gray: "You don't want to go back and hear the speeches ? I ain't voted before... but I'm kinda getting hot for voting rights." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070665912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 "Ain't no harm in havin' some fun with a sheep!" always make me laugh. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070665948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) Arthur: That's a fine horse! Dude: Thank you! Arthur (antagonize): How long you been married? Edited March 3, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc HarryTVisitor, TheSantader25, sunhuntin and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070665967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
el capito Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Having fun mister? Now firstly, we ain't friends. Don't make no mistake on that subject. Edited March 8, 2019 by el capito another badass Arthur quote Johnb17 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070671355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbatron Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Stable Hand: You can't stand there. Arthur: What, in the street? Stable Hand: Yes, in the street! Arthur: Is it your street? Stable Hand: Just get out of here. Arthur: Why? Stable Hand: I said, just get out of here. [Arthur slaps the Stable Hand and knocks the rake out of his hand] Arthur: Listen partner... [Arthur puts his arm around the Stable hand] Arthur: I'm waiting on a lady. She's a fine lady. She's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already. But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady. It's your call. Stable Hand: I didn't mean nothing Arthur: Apology accepted, wait right there. Edited March 12, 2019 by Jimbatron HarryTVisitor, TheWhiteHat, ShmowzowKapow and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070675918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) Decided to antagonize and the first in line was Hosea and Arthur said "You miserable old grump!". It's the tone he said it in that made me laugh. Edited March 13, 2019 by Dan_1983 HarryTVisitor 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070676814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbatron Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 I'm doing my third play through to get gold on all the missions, but taking this one super slow and trying to listen to as many conversations as possible. In Chapter 1 in Cotter where you have some brief camp free roam, and you can interact with the larger group in the barn to the north. Reverend Swanson reads a long passage from the bible (I assume). Won't spoil it but the exchange between him and Karen after he's finished is hilarious. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070678629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Just saw Hosea catch Sean sleeping on guard duty. Hosea:"Get up you useless sack of sh*t, get up!" Sean:"I'm I'm.. " Hosea:"You want us all dead do you!" Sean:"I'm I'm just.." Hosea:"Next time I'll slit your throat myself!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070679348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 3/12/2019 at 11:01 PM, Jimbatron said: Stable Hand: You can't stand there. Arthur: What, in the street? Stable Hand: Yes, in the street! Arthur: Is it your street? Stable Hand: Just get out of here. Arthur: Why? Stable Hand: I said, just get out of here. [Arthur slaps the Stable Hand and knocks the rake out of his hand] Arthur: Listen partner... [Arthur puts his arm around the Stable hand] Arthur: I'm waiting on a lady. She's a fine lady. She's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already. But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady. It's your call. Stable Hand: I didn't mean nothing Arthur: Apology accepted, wait right there. So many things about this scene are perfect. Its a perfect example of how to completely control someone both physically and mentally. The slap to disorientate but not injure, the arm around the shoulder to invade personal space and show dominance, the casual "Your life is in the hands of someone not here" speech...its perfect. I could dissect it for hours. Jimbatron, Johnb17 and HarryTVisitor 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070679753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) Micah: Why do we need a gaggle of girls who won't even f*ck you if you put a gun to their head? Bill: I'm sure you've tried! Micah: Is it too much to ask considering they get a piece of every dollar I bring in. Edited March 16, 2019 by Dan_1983 TheWhiteHat and HarryTVisitor 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070680354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 "Urp..I gotta piss..." -Drunk Arthur Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/918032-bestfunniest-quotes/page/4/#findComment-1070681589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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