Alexlecj Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Dr.Rosenthal said: Reveal hidden contents After Sean dies from a bullet through the head and during the ambush, Bill Williamson goes ”Is he deeeead?” in his broad southern accent, and Arthur goes ”OF COURSE HE’S DEAD!”. (^ safe to view past Chapter 3) Not really funny since the whole scene is very tragic but I loved that writing - those two lines of dialogue explain both Bill and Arthur's characters so well and with so few words. That’s actually Micah that say the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Rosenthal Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 (edited) @Alexlecj Wow, are you sure? I thought it sounded exactly like Bill! Lol. Well it was a hectic situation I guess. But actually it probably makes even more sense now, with Micah being a real sh*thead and all. Spoiler: I'm actually quite disappointed that I didn't get to torture that piece of sh*t more. Otherwise 10/10. Edited November 23, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 "Okay, okay, keep your hair on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordMarvel Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 This interaction made me laugh. I always have a laugh being rude to People. It helps with the way the voice actor delivers the line as well. Plus you can make it happen often I believe. - NPC: That's a beautiful horse you got there. I wish mine looked as good as that one. John:.......Oh just shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morkobork Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 "Oh Yeaaah, People Lose Them Aaaall The Times." saintsrow and Jutland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 *Presses antagonize* Arthur: Lemme see that urglly muurrrg DEALUX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V 0PERAT0R Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 maybe not the funniest, but one that triggered me was the "Homeless Veteran" stranger who admits to not being a vet at all. Instant throat slit and I carried the dead body like a trophy for a day before I threw him on the tracks. Should have fed him to the gators while he was alive. Catfish Pie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 1, 2018 Author Share Posted December 1, 2018 Bill: So here's one for you, Hosea... Horse walks into a bar, bartender says to him, why the long face? Hosea: Oh, it just gets worse! TheSantader25, R3CON, Copcaller and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Molio Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 One that got me was an NPC in Saint Denis who commented on my black Arabian horse. She says something like "That is one beautiful horse" Next thing the horse does a sh*t right next to her and the man she was walking by with and he just said straight away "Oooh wee, would ya look at that??" Taterman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Pie Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 On 11/27/2018 at 4:38 PM, 3Prcntr said: maybe not the funniest, but one that triggered me was the "Homeless Veteran" stranger who admits to not being a vet at all. Instant throat slit and I carried the dead body like a trophy for a day before I threw him on the tracks. Should have fed him to the gators while he was alive. Jolly good Sir! I shot him in the face....f*cking Walter Mitty! The Gunsmith owner in Valentine makes me chuckle every time..... "I sold my old Blunderbuss to a bounty hunter last week. He's out to get someone that's for sure!" "That kid on the newspaper stand best move on I tell ya.....it's very dangerous for a gunstore owner to snap! hehehe!" SM00V 0PERAT0R and TheSantader25 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 An NPC near the sheriff's offiuce says something like, "Ah caught one o' them reprobates, shamblin' acrost mah back yard." I've heard it a couple of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 Drunk Arthur: TILLEH JACKSON, TILLEH JACKSON! Tilly: Why're you acting strange? Arthur: Hahhahh...yer one of the good ones. Copcaller, w9u2jd, HarryTVisitor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaeva Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 (edited) Uncle tapping deep into his lumbago for some epic burns... Edited December 3, 2018 by Scaeva R3CON 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistOfLime21 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 When Arthur is holding a gun to a prison guard’s head when breaking John out. Arthur: You got one minute, I’m counting. One. Two. Three. Uh, Milliken is it? Milliken: Yes, sir. Arthur: Will you count for me? I’ve got talking to do. Milliken: Of course sir. From one or four? Arthur: Very funny, we must be at eleven by now. w9u2jd, TheWhiteHat, Cutter De Blanc and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyuNova Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I posted it before but it still makes me laugh. I was exiting the Hotel in Valentine at the beginning of the game and was still all giddy so I was rushing everywhere, came out the door and tried to jump down off the littlw walkway in front and caught my foot on the hitching post behind it causing Arthur to faceplant straight into the mud only to have a woman sat next to the door say "Well...better luck next time" and I laughed. XoomerYT, 70mustangboss429, R3CON and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Khansey Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1:38 "Uh oh, Dutch is thinking! Hah, this can't be good!" The way Arhur says so makes me roll all the time lol Plus, every time Dutch has a plan. Copcaller and DEALUX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 "What rock did you crawl out from under?" -Arthur Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutbuster3000 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 "Thank you Mary-Beth. Very cool " -Arthur Morgan (1899) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 ''YOU GODDAMN FOOL!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirW3FF3 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Mr. Thomas: "Mind yourselves, boys... There are big ass gators in these swamps." Arthur: "Great" Dutch: "Come now, Arthur! It'll take more than a prehistorical reptile to scare you, surely?" Arthur: "I just wanna see you meet up your match when it comes down to ancient predators with a big mouth, Dutch." Dutch: "Arthur here is somewhat of a comedian, Mr. Thomas. More of a jester than a gunslinger lately." ~ I loved this one TheWhiteHat, HockeyMike24, Cutter De Blanc and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 "You can't rob me, I'm Herbert Moon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSantader25 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Hosea:When I die, I just want to be buried with my friends. Lenny:Me too. With friends or with family. I don't think anything matters more than that. Hosea:What about you Arthur? Arthur:Baaah I don't care about that nonsense. Hosea:Oh come on Arthur:Face me to the west so I can watch the setting sun... and remember all the fun times we had that way. Non Funkable Token, Jedster, XoomerYT and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Arthur: [greeting an NPC in Saint Denis, trying to be nice] "Real nice town ya got here." NPC: [responds with incredulous voice voice] "Really??!!" Non Funkable Token and ant_sh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 "Hey there trouble, how's that short leash I'm keeping you on?" -Sheriff Malloy HarryTVisitor, TheWhiteHat and R3CON 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftTurnus Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Probably the only thing I really enjoyed in Chapter 5: Spoiler When Dutch and Arthur were rescuing Javier. After silently taking out the guards in that basement room, I put on one of the dead guards hats. When I walked up to Dutch he says "That hat really does not become you Arthur!" I LoL'd at that. TheSantader25 and HarryTVisitor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 "They hung that man who stole a bag of flour in front of the general store... Guess that's one way to cure a man of hunger." -Random man in Blackwater TheSantader25, Scaeva and 70mustangboss429 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w9u2jd Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) x Edited May 30, 2020 by w9u2jd RedLars, HarryTVisitor, TheSantader25 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burger_mike Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) Id like to stick his silver spoon down his thorat and pull it clean out of his arse the smug f*cker Edited December 30, 2018 by Equatecurl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDetroit Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) Arthur Morgan: "I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains!". Edited December 31, 2018 by DrDetroit TheSantader25 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistOfLime21 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 “Robbing grave robbers. We’ve really hit the big time” Arthur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
