Cutter De Blanc 14,478 Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) I'll start off "What kind of a man lives by the sea, I ask you!? The kind of man who lives where his wife tells him. Hahahahahah... Ain't no woman ever told me nothin', except 'make yourself scarce,' and that about suits me fine." -MIcah Bell Edited February 14, 2019 by Cutter De Blanc 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 31, 2018 Arthur during the bounty hunting delivery of Ellie Ann Swann to the Valentine prison: Ellie Ann: "I'm sick. I need medicine!" *Arthur smacks her in the head* Arthur: "is that the medicine you're looking for?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saintsrow 11,013 Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Cutter De Blanc said: I'll start off "What kind of a man lives by the sea, I ask you!? The kind of man who lives where his wife tells him. Hahahahahah... Ain't no woman ever told me nothin', except 'make yourself scarce,' and that about suits me fine." -MIcah Bell Seems like everybody gives Pearson a ration of sh*t, including Arthur. Uncle was ripping Pearson about his sea life also. Something about how going to sea is a coward's way out, nothing dangerous in the sea; in terms of threats, sharks ain't nothing compared to people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunhuntin 112 Posted October 31, 2018 Not a quote, but a funny interaction. Just had a drunk approach as I passed the butcher in Valentine. He couldn't remember the way home, and I had the option to direct him correctly or send him in the wrong direction. I chose to give him correct instructions, which were to the house across from the saloon next to the church, and then when I went to the gunsmith, I could hear his wife screaming at him for being drunk. I went to look, and he was asleep on the porch. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonko 1,686 Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) Lennnyyyyy!!!! Lennnnay!! Lenny mah boi! Edited October 31, 2018 by tonko 18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Verbal Soze 2,221 Posted October 31, 2018 I'm like jim jones minus the fruit punch kill them fools my son 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexlecj 279 Posted October 31, 2018 Dutch van der Linde (to Kieran Duffy) : I got a saying, my friend... we shoot fellers as need shooting... save fellers as need saving... and feed 'em as need feeding. We're gonna find out what you need. Pearson : We have a few cans of food and a rabbit... for what, ten, twelve people? When I was in the Navy...Arthur Morgan : I-I do not wish to hear about... what you got up to in the Navy, Mr. Pearson.Pearson : We were stranded at sea... for fifty days.Arthur Morgan : And you unfortunately survived... 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
¡MAYDAY! 505 Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) Can't remember the exact quote but I was sitting at the fire in camp with John and Arthur says to him, " aren't we a little too close to the water for you" Edited October 31, 2018 by ¡MAYDAY! 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misterkotte 43 Posted October 31, 2018 I can’t remember the exact words but I laughed when Arthur gives John crap for not being able to swim 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REXX 30,717 Posted October 31, 2018 As already stated above, it has to be: LENNAAAAAY!! 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HockeyMike24 940 Posted October 31, 2018 When Arthur talks to his horse. "Gooood bouuyyy" 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cutter De Blanc 14,478 Posted October 31, 2018 "Course, if everything goes wrong you can wave your guns around like you normally do, hold tight." -Josiah Trelawney 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrimsonFolo 1,067 Posted October 31, 2018 Something like "I have a hot poker up my ass" from some stranger guy (Marko Dravic) There was a bounty which had this african american guy and he was funny af, kept talking about how you should have done the honorable thing and killed him in the duel instead of capturing him 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowfennekin 17,039 Posted October 31, 2018 LENNAH MAH BOI! And the line when Marko Dravic said he just met the buffoon(Arthur) a few minutes ago and asks him to confirm to which Arthur goes "Which part?" And when they basically made it canon that John can't swim with Arthur's wise crack. "Kinda close to the water.... you nervous?" 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedDead2503 2,101 Posted October 31, 2018 You have to love yourself a fire - Reverend Swanson 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cutter De Blanc 14,478 Posted November 1, 2018 "Does this seem like a good time for sarcasm to you, Arthur?" -Dutch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AZAZEL 2,693 Posted November 1, 2018 Bill chatting up Strauss over supper: Bill: What do they eat in Germany? Strauss: I'm Austrian... Bill: Err, okay. What do they eat in Aus...traila? 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarksunDaFirst 579 Posted November 1, 2018 On 10/30/2018 at 11:29 PM, McGhee said: Arthur during the bounty hunting delivery of Ellie Ann Swann to the Valentine prison: Ellie Ann: "I'm sick. I need medicine!" *Arthur smacks her in the head* Arthur: "is that the medicine you're looking for?" Bendict Albright bounty... Benedict "Sir............I think I must be suffering from exposure..." *Arthur smacks him in the head" Arthur: Suffer a little longer. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theEwing1979 869 Posted November 1, 2018 "As sure as pumpkins ain't cauliflowers" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheSantader25 6,750 Posted November 1, 2018 Someone please count how many times Dutch says: -Trust me 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowfennekin 17,039 Posted November 1, 2018 You get quite funny dialogue if you shoot the Rhodes bounty's wife 😂 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rebeldevil 623 Posted November 2, 2018 Passerby, after a bar fight. "I'm gonna have a drink, then I'm going to YOUR house, and see YOUR wife!" 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cutter De Blanc 14,478 Posted November 2, 2018 "Interesting way you boys got of preparing for a killin'." -Arthur Morgan 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexlecj 279 Posted November 2, 2018 Arthur Morgan (after rescuing Sean Macguire) : You know... nothing means more to me than this gang. The bond we share... it's the most real thing to me. I would kill for it, I would happily die for it... but in spite of all that... I would have easily left you here to rot... if Charles hadn't stopped me. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheJesus1996 1,397 Posted November 2, 2018 Don't really remember the dialogue but it's funny how Arthur says it: Sadie starts shooting some bandits. Arthur: Who do you think you are Landon Rickets 😂 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cutter De Blanc 14,478 Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) Just heard Hosea describe Bill as "a fine upstanding young gentleman who just got stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time." Hosea is a goldmine though, "Forgive me if I'm not thinking about the mango harvest!" Edited November 8, 2018 by Cutter De Blanc 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexlecj 279 Posted November 8, 2018 Charles Smith (about Josiah Trelawny) : "I swear he talked the whole way and never actually said a damn thing." 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E•MO•TION 10,631 Posted November 9, 2018 Uncle (while mocking John during Home Improvement for Beginners): "Oh, darling Abigail, I've changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a sh*t in." 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boozey St John 1,832 Posted November 9, 2018 Anytime Uncle mentions that he has terminal lumbago. Arthur: "... Lumbago. Really?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lordbancs 263 Posted November 9, 2018 ...maybe I'll keep her in black on your behalf - Arthur Morgan This is one of the debt collection missions for Strauss I believe. The line isn't significant but the delivery gave me chills 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
