Next DLC Speculation Thread Mk VII

[Lonely-Martin]

4 minutes ago, WildBrick142 said:

sh*tPOSTING PASS OVER

NOW THAT THE DLC GOT ANNOUNCED

 

 

Carry on with normal speculation or I'll os.remove you.

 

See you all in a couple of hours for another round of hype!

With this in mind...

 

Thanks for a great evening folks! Always a pleasure.

[GTA ONLINE COMPANY]

I mean seriously..... What planet do these DEVS come from!!

All this old content being recycled for online STINKS!! Who are they trying to appease! What sick person would continue to like stuff like this!! GTA ONLINE has turned completely into TWISTED METAL!!!

 

GOD help GTA VI!!! It'll probably be some type of back ll the future/ cyborg knockoff on Mars with galaxy cards! 

 

I hate this.. They spent 2 years on END OF THE WORLD content!! Apocalyptic content!! Besides the entities over looking the the company, these guys suck at being cool and rich at the same time!! DORKS.. 

[docpain222]

Wasn't expecting that type of dlc, see where it takes us i guess

[Nyamber]

Now we sit and wait for our boi WildBrick to show us the vehicles from the update a few hours before it releases.

[aaron2997]

Oh god when it said "Arena Points." It looks like Rockstar has circumnavigated all our not-so-well-earned cash in order to access these new meme-mobiles. 

[Rafae]

There'll never be another update the size of Doomsday, that update and the hype preceding it was the closest thing I can recall to being damn near perfect. That, and the original Heists. But more so Doomsday because absolutely no one expected more heists being added to this game. Oh man.. December 2017 was a brilliant month.

[No Homing]

1 minute ago, Classique said:

The Issi Classic is obvious. The bike may look like a dirt bike, but looking deeper into it, it looks like a Harley cruiser bike. 

The monster truck looks like the Rat Loader mixed with Duneloader. 

The vehicle on the left looks like a Brawler MKII.

Impressive! I can see that too now.

[Pertbroom]

Watch it be MK ll flying boats with barrage missiles and lazer cannons. 

[Maeve]

The vehicle on the left looks a little bit like the Jester Classic.

But it also sorta looks like a Nissan 350z with a Rocket Bunny Widebody.

[jdv95]

Just now, UncleNiHao said:

Tonight's file unpacking should be fun to watch, here's hoping for some good super, sports, and classic muscle cars to be discovered. 

still salty about both dominators from that hortring update being ruined by those flags.

 

can't realy be exited for any new car anymore.

 

 

[Willy A. Jeep]

If we're gonna look back at After Hours for some speculation on this update, I find the enhanced customization a particularly interesting feature in light of these weapon retrofitted vehicles shown in the promo art. Are we looking forwards to incredibly enhanced customization for more than just a few vehicles? Or will this fall more into the Gunrunning-style "new" versions of previously-added vehicles?

[Lonely-Martin]

2 minutes ago, REXX said:

I smell a Bloodring Banger.

Old skool destruction derby, loved that game.

[No Homing]

So it's just more old content being reused. Hopefully there are some new vehicles too.

And please don't let the Arena modes just be a spam of homing missiles.

[Devdevi45]

The houser brothers need to fire the people that came up with this idea and hire some new guys 

[jdv95]

1 minute ago, Rafae said:

There'll never be another update the size of Doomsday, that update and the hype preceding it was the closest thing I can recall to being damn near perfect. That, and the original Heists. But more so Doomsday because absolutely no one expected more heists being added to this game. Oh man.. December 2017 was a brilliant month.

the shock on this forum was the benchmark from that year.

[Classique]

Just now, Pertbroom said:

Watch it be MK ll flying boats with barrage missiles and lazer cannons. 

Our Yachts already have all that. Except flying   

 

(insert pic of Yacht with wind turbines sticked onto the sides of it)

[agent_asshole]

dripfeed sucks already because it'll contain advanced handling flags. hopefully the cars look at least good

[Zak Ras]

I wasn't too sure what the December DLC was going to be, but I at least had a selection of ideas to choose from. I was really hyped to spend the 50 million I've raised twice this year in prep for both major updates, I was looking forward to spend it on something stupidly extravegant, like Mansions or some form of Private Island to have a new strand of money making methods or missions... but THIS? An advesary mode that just turns an average tryhard filled freerom lobby into recognized a gamemode. And that's it until late summer 2019.

 

I actually think I'm done with GTA Online now. I expected fewer DLC's this year, but I at least expected them to have something worth grinding 50 million for! I actually feel like my time has been stolen from me.

[Waingro]

2 minutes ago, GTA ONLINE COMPANY said:

I mean seriously..... What planet do these DEVS come from!!

All this old content being recycled for online STINKS!! Who are they trying to appease! What sick person would continue to like stuff like this!! GTA ONLINE has turned completely into TWISTED METAL!!!

 

GOD help GTA VI!!! It'll probably be some type of back ll the future/ cyborg knockoff on Mars with galaxy cards! 

 

I hate this.. They spent 2 years on END OF THE WORLD content!! Apocalyptic content!! Besides the entities over looking the the company, these guys suck at being cool and rich at the same time!! DORKS.. 

Just do a "JustUs" League and call it a day. Online is literally just Saints Row meets Call of Duty meets the kids table at Thanksgiving. 

[jdv95]

Just now, Classique said:

Our Yachts already have all that. Except flying   

 

(insert pic of Yacht with wind turbines sticked onto the sides of it)

don't even give them ideas.

 

that new bike in that pic already has me on edge.

[Nyamber]

Can't wait to buy the mansions everyone was sure we were getting.

[Rafae]

I guess this is the direction the game is heading into now.

 

RDR2 for the grounded folks, GTAO for all the wacky stuff.

[agent_asshole]

3 minutes ago, Willy A. Jeep said:

If we're gonna look back at After Hours for some speculation on this update, I find the enhanced customization a particularly interesting feature in light of these weapon retrofitted vehicles shown in the promo art. Are we looking forwards to incredibly enhanced customization for more than just a few vehicles? Or will this fall more into the Gunrunning-style "new" versions of previously-added vehicles?

probably R* has chosen the option with the least possible effort. so i assume it's going to be like gunrunning vehicles

 

Edited December 10, 2018 by asshole721

[Spider-Vice]

Look at it the positive way, we're getting the Maze Arena interior back.  

[Classique]

1 minute ago, jdv95 said:

don't even give them ideas.

 

that new bike in that pic already has me on edge.

I just hope the miniguns are an option. 

 

I would LOVE a real civilian Harley cruiser.

[Piro]

4 minutes ago, Classique said:

This already gives me the vibes from GTA San Andreas. Not for the vehicles, but because they remind me of the Dirt Track Stunts and the Bloodring Banger Tournament... On steoroids. 

Wanna bet that they added destruction derby but they forgot to add destruction models to new cars? 

[Talisman_83]

If it's any consolation, Wildlands' new DLC is out tomorrow.

 

That and TLOU2 is out next year.

 

Sorry, sorry… yay new DLC 

[Waingro]

2 minutes ago, Rafae said:

I guess this is the direction the game is heading into now.

 

RDR2 for the grounded folks, GTAO for all the wacky stuff.

I think it always was. I'm 35 and have a full time job. I don't have time to grind.  My idea of fun is literally fishing and then carefully planning a robbery, getting away clean, and then drinking a beer. If I have to do it on a horse, that's fine. 

Edited December 10, 2018 by Waingro

[KingBen]

This update looks awful. There better be some normal cars released. My hype is low right now.

[agent_asshole]

LESSONS OF THE DAY:

surprise updates aren't the big ones and december updates don't need to be big anymore