The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Dburger]

42 minutes ago, Fun 2 said:

I won't take that as an actual answer, they aren't the actual developers even though they have contact with them.

One of the articles I have seen talk about the new handling flags and they replied by saying it's working as intended.

This article is more like a way to let the agents know how to respond with such questions, I guess they were right as R* didn't address the handling problem.

 

I already sold my Stromberg anyway. I guess all we can do is wait and see what happens. 

 

B&M: I’ve never had a “connection lost due to an unknown network error” error happen at an “important” time...until today. Had it happen while f*cking selling an I/E T20. Technically only 20k lost, but 100k really. It was my first I/E car that I got back to my warehouse completely undamaged in ages too. 

 

I’ve heard of people losing millions in crates or gunrunning product due to these errors. Guess it had to happen to me at a really bad time eventually. 

Edited July 29, 2018 by Dburger

[Arrows to Athens]

Can my hoodie just stay on without it coming off every f*cking time I step into a vehicle please?

 

 

And more importantly, can my clothing come in one piece whenever I start a damn mission?

 

And why the f*ck does my parachute keep changing?

 

So many damn restrictions on clothing in this damn game.

Edited July 29, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Sentinel Driver]

1 hour ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

No offense but no, just no, sorry.

But it's a fact that the cannon in its current state is underpowered

what would be so wrong with making it a bit more useful?

[similarly]

4 hours ago, LunaticPandora said:

I swear R* has f*cked with the bunker sales. Twice today, dune fav > MW dropoff > marshalls, and later on dunes > MW > dunes > wedge. This can't be a coincidence, right? I'm not even gonna bother with the bunker after tonight because it's making me f*ck all money the way things are going.

Yeah, I shut down my bunker because I really couldn't see that the money would be worth the trouble.  I hate now that I wasted money on it.  I kept hearing how it would make money in the background, but it's still the same old thing:  racing down narrow roads while randoms try to blow up my shipment.
 

2 hours ago, Rundur said:

So i was selling weed. It was late in the day and my friends weren't online so i've decided to sell it solo. Thankfully i got a single truck to deliver to the town so i was happy. While driving on the highway my truck bumped into a small railing, flew up in the sky like it forgot that it should be heavy and have physics, it did a flip and the middlest middle of the middle of the truck landed on a railing and got stuck. The truck didn't break so i tried getting a car and bumped into it to put it back on the road. But when i bumped into it and the truck landed back on the road, IT ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT DESTROYED!

 

I couldn't believe it and raged so hard. What is this nonsense that C* does with these delivery vehicles?!

I know there is supposed to be a risk involved but this is just utter bullsh*t when your truck forget to do physics and stuff and gets stuck on a f*cking railing.

Wanted to get this off my chest, maybe now i'll sleep better *rages*

I noticed that!  Last time I played, my car was slipping and sliding all over the road, much worse than usual.  wtf did R* do to the driving?

[Arrows to Athens]

Can Lazlow kindly f*ck off from my contacts list?

[HamwithCheese]

Be level 10

Lester: Hey, buy this underground facility.

Be level 12

Lester: Hey, you don't know me, but let's meet.

Also Lester: Hey, buy this underground facility.

[Shadowfennekin]

Only one other player in the session

And of f*cking course he tries(And fails) to blow up my Fortified truck lol

 

Stupid f*cker didn't realize it was underground until two minutes left, killed him when he came down and it was too late for him to ruin it after that

[kcole4001]

That's the worst part of starting a new character: everybody, their dog, and their cat pesters you with their stupid calls.

Even Dom, Brucie, Gerald, Lester, LJT, Agent 14, etc.....just f$ck off please!

 

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On another note, I am so very, very, very done with the MC businesses!!!!!

 

Set up the big three for my new character so she could use them through the club.

I just let the set up supplies run out until I finished getting the club up and running, then went to sell off the product.

 

Coke lockup first:  

"It's a boat drop...."

No it isn't!

Switch sessions, what do I get?   The popo ambush.  A bit rough for a level 20, died 3 times, but got it done.

 

Meth lab next:

"It's a boat drop...."

F4ck off! The boat drop is broken!

Switch sessions....Post Op van...uphill on dirt roads. 11 minutes  UGGHHHHH!

 

Counterfiet op last:

"It's a boat drop...."

Are you f*cking kidding me?!??!?!

Switch sessions...Post Op van...exact same route, uphill on the same dirt roads (all the businesses are close together). 12 minutes

 

Never again!

Edited July 29, 2018 by kcole4001

[GunTotinHippie]

That moment project helisexuality ruins a drink reveal via a youtube algorithm suggesting I watch his or her video. Come on man I wanna be surprised when I walk in the different clubs lol

[HamwithCheese]

Man this game is no joke to new characters. I kinda understand why newer players die so fast. Feels like they're taking me down twice as fast.

[mute!]

I reverie nothing but medium value cars now in I/E. I can't remember the last time I got a high value car!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

11 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

But it's a fact that the cannon in its current state is underpowered

what would be so wrong with making it a bit more useful?

I mean, I get your point, but if R* actually made it more powerful, it would be more useful of course, but it also could be easily overpowered, the least that we need in this game is an Oppressor/Deluxo mashup with countermeasures and an explosive cannon that one shots vehicles.

 

Sorry for the late reply.

[JoeBoneless]

Anyone else's Akula suddenly not locking onto anything? Every other chopper I tried was fine

[kcole4001]

13 minutes ago, JoeBoneless said:

Anyone else's Akula suddenly not locking onto anything? Every other chopper I tried was fine

Suddenly?

No, been going on since the update for many.

Apparently having the dual .50 guns breaks the missiles, and seems the stealth function doesn't work either: others can see you all the time.

It still reduces your wanted level as it should.

I parked mine 'til they figure out how to fix it.

[Sentinel Driver]

1 hour ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I mean, I get your point, but if R* actually made it more powerful, it would be more useful of course, but it also could be easily overpowered, the least that we need in this game is an Oppressor/Deluxo mashup with countermeasures and an explosive cannon that one shots vehicles.

 

Sorry for the late reply.

But it wouldn't become overpowered if the fire rate was buffed because it would still be limited by an ammo capacity, poor range and difficulty of aiming

[kcole4001]

8 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Man this game is no joke to new characters. I kinda understand why newer players die so fast. Feels like they're taking me down twice as fast.

No kidding!

You have few tools, little health, no armor or very little.

The Noose vans don't even spawn to get free armor.

At least leveling up is pretty quick.

[Shadowfennekin]

9 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Man this game is no joke to new characters. I kinda understand why newer players die so fast. Feels like they're taking me down twice as fast.

No, they die cause they're f*cking stupid and can't read texts saying "Stay back, I got more health" "Don't get on the ship, I'll get the car in a quicker easier way" "If you can't fly, just stay on the ship and wait a few minutes"

[Sentinel Driver]

SSASAS update ruined the ewo system completely.

It does nothing to actually prevent suicide in combat

but the whole system is illogical. Someone slightly bumps into your car and your ewo 1 minute later and the game credits them for a kill because of it? f*ck off

[DominusTaranis]

Idk if anyone else is as disappointed in the actual dancing as I am, but I remember an actual minigame back in SA and now it'sjust "tap button to beat to wiggle in place".

God damn this is probably top 5 biggest disappointments in the game after Heists 1.

[Shadowfennekin]

Man, my fingers and toes are f*cking sore after that dance for 60 minutes crap

 

Kept rotating between my big toes and fingers.... I'm going to space it out 10 minutes every day for the other DJ

60 is a ridiculous amount of time to dance though.....

[Sentinel Driver]

This game inconveniences and annoys players with stupid limitations and cooldowns more than any other game ever made

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Research. f*cking research. I'm gonna fast-track it all but even that is time consuming.

[Slonitram]

19 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

So many damn restrictions on clothing in this damn game.

If you wanna see clothing restrictions, check out Michael's clothing in singleplayer. Can't wear a different set of shoes without changing to that damn gray suit.

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, Sentinel Driver said:

This game inconveniences and annoys players with stupid limitations and cooldowns more than any other game ever made

I absolutely have no objections here.

[MaddenedGhost]

19 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Can my hoodie just stay on without it coming off every f*cking time I step into a vehicle please?

 

 

And more importantly, can my clothing come in one piece whenever I start a damn mission?

 

And why the f*ck does my parachute keep changing?

 

So many damn restrictions on clothing in this damn game.

The hoodie does stay up when you get in a bike in Director mode, which is stupid.

[Skullkicker227]

f*ck the Cargobob mission for I&E. Shouldn't have brought it back.

[Tank]

Continued in Part 3